The biggest fanatic in football

"Dip, drip, drip~,"

After 90 minutes, the 34th round match ended with Valencia sweeping the home team 5:0.

Lee Polo was very active throughout the game. He kicked a total of 11 shots with his head and kicks, and even improved his shooting attributes a bit, reaching 55 points.

He attempted many long-range shots from outside the penalty area, as well as volleys in response to mid-high passes from his teammates, but without exception he failed to score.

In the end, the two goals he scored still came from his best header.

Compared with the leader's away victory, second-ranked Real Madrid ushered in the most painful battle.

‘Clásico!’

Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, ​​which has been hailed as the "Battle of the Century" for many years, also looked dim in front of the unrivaled Valencia.

But as sworn enemies for centuries, the two teams still went all out!

That’s why Real Madrid will suffer even more:

Because... they lost to their archrival Barcelona with a score of 2:3 at their own Bernabeu Stadium!

Although Casemiro opened the scoring in the 28th minute, Messi equalized the score just 5 minutes later.

Then Gareth Bale was accidentally injured in the 39th minute and had to be replaced by Asensio.

Rakitic changed the score in the second half, but Ramos received a red card because he was not calm, making the home team's situation worse.

Ronaldo once brought the score back to the same starting line with a long shot in the 86th minute, but Messi sealed the victory for the visiting team in stoppage time!

After the victory, there was no smile of joy on the faces of the Barcelona players.

Messi, Suarez, Iniesta, Busquets, Mascherano, Pique... They all just wiped the sweat from their faces and raised their hands to express their gratitude to the fans who traveled with the team to Madrid.

Thanks, he bowed his head and returned to the locker room.

They won, but helped another opponent take a big step towards the championship!

Valencia's lead has expanded to 18 points!

With only 5 rounds left in the league, they have already won the championship!

In view of the strange tradition of La Liga - in principle, the league championship trophy of this season will not be officially awarded until the first round of the next season, so the Valencia Club immediately started a major work.

The club's top management sent a special person to apply to La Liga officials and the Spanish Football Federation, hoping that they would change this boring tradition and present the trophy to Valencia in the next home game.

Valencia Club solemnly promises to take care of food, accommodation, transportation, and also undertakes the cost of a three-day beach vacation!

After warm and friendly communication, La Liga officially agreed!

Just four days later, the La Liga championship trophy arrived in Valencia.

On April 26, the Mestalla Stadium was sold out, and even the stands belonging to the visiting team were occupied by enthusiastic and crazy bat fans.

Although Real Sociedad, ranked 8th, is very interested in qualifying for the European competition, from the head coach to the players, they all reached a consensus very wisely:

"We can't cause trouble in this game!"

Although Valencia adopted a rotation tactic, all the main players except Lee Polo and Jones started in this game!

Even Li Polo, who originally wanted to take a complete rest, was placed on the bench!

Real Sociedad didn't want to see him warm up, so he surrendered early. Figuly and DePaul each scored a goal, sending away the sensible underworld brothers with a score of 2:0.

"Ladies and gentlemen, loyal supporters of Valencia!"

After the whistle sounded, while the players were thanking the fans, nearly a hundred staff members worked as quickly as possible to build a decent medal podium in the middle of the stadium.

Then, the loudspeaker of the Mestalla Stadium made an exciting sound:

"Next, it's time to witness the glory!"

"I would like to invite the President of La Liga, Mr. Javier Tebas Medrano, to award honorary medals to Valencia to the teams that won the La Liga championship in the 2016-2017 season!"

With his belly held out, Tevas led his subordinates and hostesses to stand on the stage first.

Next, all members of Valencia's first team and coaching staff lined up and allowed the pot-bellied chairman to hang the championship medal around his neck.

When Li Polo got the medal, Tebas did not let him go. Instead, he took the topic from the host and cleared his throat.

"Although the league is not over yet, I think there is no controversy anymore.

He smiled slightly and motioned to the etiquette lady behind him to take a step forward:

"Please allow me to present two honors in advance:

Top scorer in La Liga in the 2016-2017 season;

And the 2016-2017 La Liga mvp!"

The chairman, who was a lawyer, also went out of his way to stir up the atmosphere:

"I think you all know his name!'

The Mestalla stadium was silent for half a second, and then erupted into a roaring roar:

"plum!"

"Wave!!"

"Lo!!!"

There are still four rounds of the league, but who can surpass his record?

Even if Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi averaged hat tricks in the last five games, they could no longer catch up with Li Polo, who scored 47 goals! Standing under the podium, captain Parejo, who was preparing to take the final stage to raise the cup, couldn't bear it.

He twisted his mouth.

[If you yell so loudly now, you won’t have the energy to do it after a while!]

Three days later, on April 28, Lee Polo once again sat at the pre-match press conference.

This time, it's at the Bernabeu Stadium.

Just a few minutes ago, Zidane announced Real Madrid's 18-man squad for the 35th round of the league.

Surprisingly, key players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, Ramos, and Carvajal were collectively absent.

The only players representing Real Madrid are substitute players such as Morata, Asensio, Vazquez, Ronaldo, Kovacic, Nacho, and Danilo Casilla.

[Real Madrid gives in!]

Facing the reporters' slightly sarcastic looks, Zidane frankly admitted:

"The league championship has lost its suspense. We now need to conserve our strength and let the main players prepare for the Champions League semi-finals in four days!"

He raised his hands and surrendered so confidently that no one could laugh at him to his face.

Even Lee Polo expressed his support for Real Madrid with a smile:

"I hope the Champions League final can become a civil war between La Liga teams."

"Because...compared to unfamiliar Italian teams, we prefer Real Madrid, a team we know well!"

What he said is also true.

If the opponent in the final is the Old Lady, both the coaching team and Li Polo will need to study the tactics from scratch. But if it is Real Madrid, their preparations will be much simpler!

Although there was no expression on Zidane's face, Lee Polo could already feel the strong dissatisfaction deep in his heart!

[Negative sentiment from Zidane, 233!]