The biggest fanatic in football

"Get up, Valencia!

Long live Valencia.

June 4, 11 a.m.

City of Valencia.

It's a sunny Sunday, and for laid-back Spaniards, this is the time to sleep in.

But on this day, the whole city fell into a festive atmosphere.

Three buses depicting giant bats began to circle slowly around every main road in the city at 10 o'clock, fearing to miss any corner.

Boss Lin, who had always been looked down upon by the fans when he acquired the team, and Singapore's management finally exhaled and raised their eyebrows for the second time!

The first time....last season of course!

'A fantastic season and a great celebration!'

At the end of the parade, Gary Neville applauded all the players to express his gratitude:

"Let's applaud our hard work this season together!"

Amid the lively applause, he took a deep look at everyone, as if he wanted to remember these familiar faces in his mind.

Then he waved his hand gently:

"Your summer vacation has begun!"

The vacation started, but Li Polo didn't start it immediately.

After winning three heavyweight trophies in La Liga, Copa del Rey, and Champions League, the club certainly needs to promote it with great fanfare.

As the first core player of Valencia, he also accepted exclusive interviews with many media together with Neville, Parejo and others to build momentum for the club.

However, players also have human rights after all. By the afternoon of the next day, they had completely ended their work for the season and began to enjoy a 40-day holiday.

2017 is a small year for sports. There is no World Cup, European Cup, America's Cup, Asian Cup, or Olympic Games. The only intercontinental event is the African Cup, but it was successfully held in January, so most players can get enough rest.

This also means that, at least this summer, there will no longer be huge fluctuations in player values ​​in the transfer market.

The players are all going on vacation, but the managers/directors and scouts of each club have entered their busiest working hours.

For example, after two consecutive seasons in which Barcelona lost all four major players, they learned from the experience and prepared to strengthen the upgrading of the midfield and find a successor for the aging Iniesta.

Then their target pointed at Paris Saint-Germain's French midfielder Verratti.

They had just had their first contact with Verratti's agent, and the Qatar consortium threw out a king bomb:

"Paris wants to buy Neymar!"

After experiencing an extremely unhappy season, Neymar also expressed his intention to leave, and the two sides hit it off completely!

Barcelona, ​​completely panicked!

Neymar's transfer rumors are enough to be compiled into a Yongle Canon or Siku Quanshu in just three days.

This also completely detonated the 2017 summer transfer window.

The giant clubs in the five major leagues no longer maintained rationality and restraint, and began to control money and public opinion, starting a new round of competition and pursuit.

For example, Real Madrid immediately took back the loaned Marcos Llorente from Valencia, and extended an olive branch to two of its youth training players - bat captain Parejo and left forward Rodrigo. Use royal DNA to influence your children.

But Captain Paolo firmly chose to renew his contract with Valencia, and Rodrigo also chose to stay after hesitating for a few days.

After all... Real Madrid's left winger is still Cristiano Ronaldo. If Rodrigo returns to the Bernabeu, he has to look at the lessons of past mistakes - such as his old teammate Paco who desperately transferred to Barcelona and then scored 5 goals in garbage time.

When it comes to Barcelona, ​​they have to expand their operations a little bit.

After taking away Paco and Gomez for 70 million euros a year ago, Barcelona once again set its sights on Valencia as a transfer target.

And this time, they took a fancy to defense general Van Dijk!

Mascherano is getting old, Pique's condition has declined significantly, and the new Umtiti is a little bit aggressive and low. Barcelona is eager to strengthen the defensive strength in the midfield and backfield.

So they quickly sent a fax to Valencia:

“€50 million!‘

Compared with the cost of last year's transfer, this offer was already 15 million higher, but Valencia not only rejected it on the spot, but also directly tore up the faxed document!

Just kidding! You want to buy the best central defender in La Liga and the best defender in the Champions League for 50 million euros? Do you still want Van Dijk to actively put pressure on the club to lower the transfer fee? Or even let him pay out of his own pocket and reduce his salary to join?

Barcelona, ​​you are thinking shit!

As the season comes to an end, La Liga officials also announced various awards for the season.

The best goalkeeper belongs to Valencia goalkeeper Diego Alves. He surpassed Atletico Madrid goalkeeper Oblak, who only conceded 24 goals in 29 games, and won the La Liga Golden Glove honor.

——Although Valencia conceded a total of 26 goals in the league, due to the impact of rotation, 6 of the goals conceded were recorded in the account of second goalkeeper Domenech.

Among the four defenders, Van Dijk and Cancelo were both selected, while the other two were Atletico Madrid's Felipe and Real Madrid's Ramos.

Among the three midfielders, bat captain Parejo and left midfielder DePaul are included at the same time, and the other is Spaniard Piatti - this Valencia rotation player has awakened in the new club.

He also became the only midfielder in La Liga with both goals and assists in double figures.

As for the list of the most watched forwards, Lee Polo undoubtedly occupies the most important position, followed by Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.

Li Polo with 52 goals, Messi with 35 goals, and Cristiano Ronaldo with 25 goals also took the top three in La Liga's scorer list.

It is worth mentioning that with 52 league goals, Li Polo broke the record of most goals (50 goals) in a single season held by Messi!

You know, he only played 27 games!

In the Champions League and Copa del Rey, Lee Polo's statistics are even more dazzling.

The following are Lee Polo's complete offensive statistics for the 2016-2017 season:

La Liga: 27 games, 52 goals, 8 assists.

Copa del Rey: 6 games, 15 goals, 0 assists.

Spanish Super Cup: 1 game, 3 goals, 0 assists.

Champions League: 13 games, 28 goals, 3 assists

Total: 47 games, 98 goals, 11 assists, 2.08 goals per game!

However, Jia Tianning, the "first master of Boluo Hall" who came from thousands of miles away, quietly updated a Weibo:

"I haven't even scored 100 goals in a season. Such a performance is not worthy of being the number one superstar in football history!"

Although most people can see through it at a glance, this Hall Master Jia performed a "cross-dressing black man"

But there are still many irrational "Polo fans" who are madly spraying at him:

"98 goals in 47 games, this kind of data is not the first in history?"

"You are just jealous that our Polo is handsome and can cum!"

"You, an amateur player, didn't even make it to the Chinese national team when you were young. Why do you dare to hack the Champions League MVP?'

"If Lee Polo becomes a naturalized man and comes back to serve the country, you will definitely lick him harder than a dog!" "Please, can you please stop telling such horrible things upstairs!"

"The Chinese team can only be led by 10 Lee Polo!"

However, someone also reminded me:

"Messi's 91 goals in a year are added to the statistics of the national team!"

Lee Polo had a miserable time with the England national team. He only played in one World Cup qualifying match in one whole season.

The only gratifying thing is that he scored a few goals in this game, and the results are pretty good.

England national team: 1 game, 10 goals, 0 assists.

In a single season, he played a total of 48 games, 108 goals, 11 assists, and averaged 2.25 goals per game! He averaged 2.48 goals per game!

Regardless of whether the national team data is calculated or not, just looking at the goal data, he has completely surpassed Messi and Ronaldo at their peak!

With such terrifying data, he has unsurprisingly won many important honors:

La Liga golden boot, best player mvp.

Copa del Rey golden boot, mvp.

spanish super cup mvp.

UEFA Champions League golden boot, finals mvp, tournament mvp.

And the European Golden Boot!

How many billions is the market value of such a superstar?