The biggest fanatic in football

"Chelsea won the Premier League last season and is the strongest team in England. I can see that the coaches, players, management, and 99% of the fans are very satisfied with this result. Is that right?'

Standing on the podium specially built by the club, Lee Polo started his speech with a question.

More than 41,000 fans calmed down from the enthusiastic cheers at the beginning.

Chelsea did win the league title, but they unexpectedly lost to their local rival Arsene Wenger's Arsenal in the FA Cup final, missing out on the double.

As for the League Cup, they lost to the Hammers West Ham United in their second game and only made it to the top 16. Conte, who had only been in charge for three months at the time, was booed and about to be fired.

Just listen to Li Polo's voice echoing throughout the stadium:

"In my press conference on the first day, I was definitely not trying to create a hot topic, but I was making the most formal commitment to all fans.

I promise: As long as I participate in all competitions, I will win the championship!

League, FA Cup, League Cup, Champions League... Oh, and a Community Shield! This season, I want all five!"

He stretched out his right hand and fully stretched out the five fingers. Through the big screen of the stadium, everyone saw his expression.

Bright eyes, sharp eyebrows as sharp as swords, slightly raised corners of the mouth, and a smile full of confidence.

"Next season, I will also add two more honors: the European Super Cup and the Club World Cup!" He stretched out two more fingers on his left hand:

"You can look forward to it. Chelsea in 2018 will be the first seven-time champion in football history!"

The fans in the stands cheered uncontrollably, as if they were possessed by some evil spirit!

"Li Polo! Long live!"

"Li Polo! I love you to death!"

"Li Polo! I want to give you a child!"

"Li Polo! From now on, my wife can sleep with you wherever you want!"

Conte, who was standing next to him, grinned, not knowing what expression he should make. Then he heard the guy swear a poisonous oath again:

"If you find that any of these trophies are missing from Chelsea's honor room, I will bear all liability for breach of contract and refund all the fees paid by Chelsea when they signed with me!"

Stamford Bridge is simply shaking!

As Chelsea fans, they have been used to seeing big-name superstars for more than ten years, but no matter which superstar they are, they dare to boast like this on their first appearance!

He wants to win all the championships!

He wants Chelsea to completely get rid of the label of "nouveau riche" and become a real top club! The most important point is... he has already led Valencia to achieve it once, so he has such confidence!

After a moment of surprise, Conte breathed out a little:

[Fortunately, fortunately, this time, he didn’t bring the head coach in to swear together... [My contract with an annual salary of 9.5 million yuan is still not enough!]

As usual, the next step is for the new players to show off their skills with the ball, but Lee Polo chose to use his upper body to show off his skills.

Except for picking up the ball with his feet just after the game, he never used his feet again!

He used his forehead and shoulders to carry the football horizontally from the left side of the field to the right side, spanning a distance of nearly 60 meters!

Then he tipped the ball high amidst the cheers of the crowd, and randomly selected a lucky spectator to give him a new season gift!

Neville, who was responsible for broadcasting the game, commented:

"Out of Shen Fangjian's net worth of 180 million, his header is worth 200 million! So it is very appropriate for him to use header as his debut move!"

Xie Meiqi complained silently:

"The header is 200 million...then his feet are minus 20 million?"

Although the debut ceremony attracted a lot of attention, when the game was over, even the most brainless Polo player could not start playing it.

Except for touching the football once after kick-off, Shen Fangjian never touched the ball effectively for 15 minutes!

On the contrary, right winger William scored two goals in 15 minutes and became the most dazzling star in the game.

Fortunately, the title of "The First Master of Polo Hall" is by no means a wasted one. After 15 minutes of silence, Neville still spoke resolutely:

"As a top superstar, Shen Fangjian's restraining effect is very obvious. Fulham's two central defenders and a defensive midfielder are almost inseparable from him, and William has sufficient space to move...

As soon as he finished speaking, Azpilicueta scored an own goal in the 20th minute and gave the opponent a big gift!

Jie Meiqi came to smooth things over:

"Is there a possibility that Chelsea want to keep the game in some suspense?"

The suspense lasted for 10 minutes before the score was broken by Chelsea again.

In the 29th minute, Pedro, who played as a left winger, received a wonderful direct pass from Cesc Fabregas on the left rib of the penalty area, turned around and shot into the net, 3:1.

Shen Fangjian was standing less than 10 meters away from him, with two Fulham center backs standing next to him.

He has long understood that even if there is no one around him, Fabregas is unlikely to pass the ball to him!

Does this still require reasoning?

One Fabregas and the other Pedro, they are both La Masia classmates with good roots!

Although they won't get a chance in Barcelona, ​​their blood is full of red and blue DNA.

He defeated Barcelona so many times in Valencia, how could they smile at him?

Of course the commentator also noticed this problem.

Jie Meiqi said:

"The game lasted 30 minutes and it was difficult for Jie Meqi to get the ball, which slightly affected his performance.'

Neville could only explain for Meqi:

"After all, this is the first warm-up match. He has just joined Chelsea and has not yet fully integrated into the team's overall tactics. This is very sad.

Then he saw that throughout the first half, Shen Fangjian's number of shots was still 0, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth:

"If it doesn't work, Shen Fangjian should go it alone! Don't wait for your teammates to pass the ball!"

"The much-anticipated Champions League mvp, in the first 45 minutes after joining Chelsea, he surrendered 0 shots, 3 touches, and 2 passes, with a success rate of 100%, which is eye-catching.'

In the BBC's commentary room, Carragher, a famous player from Liverpool, summed up the situation in an eccentric manner.

Last season he commented on a lot of Valencia's Champions League games. Looking at Gary Lipolo's high-spirited appearance, he simply felt worse than death!

His hatred for his old enemy made him unable to help but bring his emotions to the lap of his ex in Valencia!

[Shen Fangjian has already left Valencia, why doesn’t this bastard Xie Meiqi hurry back to England?]

[In this way, we can sweetly commentate on football matches together every day!] Sitting opposite him is Manchester United legend Ferdinand:

"I understand what you mean. Shen Fangjian performed so well at Chelsea because Conte would not use him.

And he was like a god descending to earth in Valencia, that's because Gary Lee Polo has unique insight and good tactics. Maybe he really has the talent of being a famous coach, right?"

Carragher was stunned for a moment and quickly expressed his feelings:

"Oh, no! Valencia is so good, and 100% of the credit is because of Jie Meqi! Lee Polo can only talk to me! He knows shit about football tactics!"

"Come on Shen Fangjian!"

"You are the best!"

He changed his identity and ended up cheering for Jie Meiqi:

"Don't let Gary Lee Polo continue to deceive the world and steal his reputation!"