The biggest fanatic in football

"I asked for leave again to be with you."

Lee Polo, who was excluded from the squad by Conte, somewhat wanted to take credit:

"Can I help you with anything?"

Lisanna, who was busy with her mother, sister-in-law, and best friend, didn't even raise her head:

"No."

There are three women in a drama, let alone four here. Even if Li Polo is a person involved, he cannot participate in their conversation.

But the experienced Li Polo did not leave immediately. Instead, he directed the maids and chefs at home to prepare condolence gifts for the four fairies, one big, three small and four small.

Then he sat quietly on the sofa in the corner, handing them fruits, drinks, desserts and tissues from time to time, giving himself a sense of participation in getting married...

Seeing how busy he was sweating, Lisanna finally expressed her approval of his work:

"You're so annoying, stop dangling in front of our eyes!"

【Negative emotions from Lee Polo, 55!】

-

The satisfied Li Poluo could finally be freed.

But he was not really relieved because the sponsor, the filming team from Mercedes-Benz, was already waiting in line at the door.

To his slight surprise, this time the shooting finally arranged for a hot girl with bulging front and back, and a leg length of 1.8 meters. The two of them went in and out of the car with luxurious interior, tossing the two up and down.

It took many hours to successfully complete the shooting.

Just when the hot girl clamped her legs in anticipation and prepared to leave her contact information to Lee Polo, she discovered that the popular traffic superstar with more than 2.2 billion fans worldwide had already changed his pants and got into his car...

This third-rate model, who originally planned to create a wave of ambiguous scandals and then become famous instantly, was so angry that she stamped off her high heels:

"You are noble! You are amazing! But why don't you treat me to dinner?"

The private driver stepped on the accelerator and joked with a smile:

"Boss, she seems very disappointed!"

Li Polo, who was sitting in the back seat of the car, shrugged his shoulders as if he were a saint:

"The perfume on her body is too pungent."

But in his heart he was as clear as a mirror:

[The wages of drivers and maids... are all paid by Lisanna!]

[If I don’t go home on time at night, my bodyguard will probably set up a sniper rifle outside the hotel window!]

-

While Lee Poirot was having dinner at his £20 million mansion, Chelsea were playing their first Champions League game of the season in Azerbaijan, 4,000 kilometers away.

Their opponent is Azerbaijan League champion Kabarak.

Hazard, who started the game, was extremely active from the first minute, and his efforts soon paid off.

In the 21st minute, Hazard, who was breaking through with the ball, was knocked to the ground by captain Kabarak. The referee unceremoniously showed a red card!

Standing at the 12-yard point, Hazard opened his scoring account this season with a powerful shot. Chelsea, who played more and played less, also played more smoothly.

In the 36th minute, Hazard shined again. After attracting three defensive players to double-team, he sent a wonderful pass with his heel. Batshuayi easily pushed and shot into the empty goal, 2:0!

In the second half, the home team, which had one less player to fight, was obviously at a physical disadvantage, and the overall defense was crumbling.

In the 72nd minute, Moses created another murderous opportunity in the right rib of the penalty area, creating the second penalty kick opportunity for the team. Hazard accepted the gift and scored twice, locking the score at 3:0.

The scoring champion with two shots and one pass became the well-deserved P of the match. Hazard, who was holding the plastic trophy, could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

[With this kind of performance, you can at least become that man’s teammate, right?]

-

Due to a 0-0 draw between Atletico Madrid and Roma in the same group at the Calderon Stadium, Chelsea is temporarily ranked first with 3 points.

Early the next morning, Lee Polo went to the Cobham training base rain or shine, even though he knew that his teammates were still flying in the sky at this moment...

"Hey, Cesc! You came a little early today!"

As a training fanatic, he was a little surprised to see someone working harder than him.

Cesc Fabregas has already run more than ten laps in the field and is dripping with sweat.

Hearing Li Polo's greeting, he grinned slightly, but did not explain anything. He just gave him a thumbs up gesture and then ran over slowly.

Seeing his teammate's bald chin, Li Polo's eyes lit up: "You finally shaved off your damn beard!"

The old way of shaving your beard makes you at least 10 years younger!

Of course, Li Polo could guess the reason why he had been training so hard recently.

In addition to the fact that the team has just replaced a core player and he wants to show his value, more importantly... Chelsea's next opponent is Arsenal.

The Arsenal that gave him a lot of resources to make him a top star, and then abandoned him resolutely!

【This should be a complex and subtle emotion.】

Li Poluo didn't ask.

That's Fabregas's own business.

As a professional player, Lee Polo also has his own affairs.

He stretched out his foot to hook a football and started a new training session.

His job... is to defeat every opponent!

Let all opponents surrender at your feet!

-

September 16th.

After resting for 48 hours, Conte took time to go to the media hall at Stamford Bridge.

He will take Li Polo to attend the pre-match press conference.

As a guest, Wenger took the stage and spoke first:

"Arsenal's start wasn't particularly smooth, but it wasn't too bad either. Lacazette and Kolasinac are quickly integrating into the team, Sanchez and Monreal have fully recovered from their injuries, and everything is moving forward.

It’s going in a good direction.”

Koscielny, the captain, also expressed a positive attitude:

"We did lose to Chelsea in the Community Shield, but we had too many injuries at that time and did not show our full strength. Tomorrow we will show the fans a more realistic Arsenal!"

After briefly answering a few questions, Wenger and others left in a hurry, not wanting to sit down and enjoy the performance of the home team's coaches and players.

Perhaps because the fatigue from the long journey has not subsided, Conte was not talkative today. He only talked for a few words and then closed his mouth.

Li Polo was not polite at all:

"Thank you, Mr. Coach, for giving me two days of precious leave to deal with the trivial matters of the wedding. In return, I will show my full strength in tomorrow's game."

"Yes, tomorrow's opponent really makes me full of motivation. This is not because of the relationship between the clubs, but because of my own inner competitiveness."

"We may lose to a relegation team with a complete style because we underestimate the enemy, but we will never lose to Arsenal!"

He spread his hands slightly, revealing a hint of irony:

"This Arsenal... is probably the weakest Arsenal in the past 20 years."

Wenger must be very lucky that he left the press conference early, otherwise he would have been so angry that he could not find the zipper on his clothes!

-

While Lee Polo was still making fun of Wenger, other games in the fifth round were already getting underway.

Among the traditional powers, Manchester United defeated Everton 4 times at home and continues to lead the standings.

It is worth mentioning that Rooney was substituted in the 82nd minute, and Manchester United only scored their second goal in the 83rd minute.

The soldiers of the Red Devils still maintain great respect for the old captain!

Compared to Manchester United, which has been making great progress, their rival Liverpool did not fare so well. The Red Army was beaten 1 by Burnley at Anfield, becoming a minor upset.

However... just looking at their records and rankings in the first four rounds, it seems to be understandable that Burnley, who is tied for first, is tied with Liverpool, who is eighth, and there is actually no problem!

Tottenham also struggled. They were also held to a 0-0 draw by 15th-ranked Swansea at home. They had 25 shots and 75% of the ball possession rate, but could not convert it into a goal...

On the other hand, Manchester City played away from home. They turned away at Watford's home court and converted 24 shots into 6 goals!

Aguero's hat trick, Sterling, Jesus, and Otamendi each made a contribution. They fired six consecutive shots at the Premier League Hornets!

Manchester City beat Watford 6 times, tying Chelsea's record of the season's largest point difference in the third round against Watford 6 times.

And because they were playing away from home, in the eyes of the media, the value of this victory seemed to be even higher.

By chance, Lee Polo saw this media report from Manchester.

He threw the newspaper into the trash can and then talked to Guardiola from the air:

"Bald man, I won't let you fail to achieve any record!"