The biggest fanatic in football

"The game is finally over! Arsenal fans have ended their 90 minutes of painful suffering. This game is destined to become a nightmare for them for a long time to come!"

Looking at Wenger who was in despair, Zhan Jun's voice was slightly heavy.

But the next second, the camera showed the roaring Stamford Bridge, with 40,000 home team fans singing their team anthem loudly:

"blue is game.

Blue is our color; football is our sport.

we're all together, and and winning is our aim.

We are united and victory is our common goal.

so cheer us h the sun and rain.

No matter it’s sunny or rainy, please keep cheering for us.

b'cause chelsea, chelsea is our name!

Because our name is Chelsea!"

However, this team song, which has been sung for more than 20 years, is often criticized for its "slow melody, which is more like a children's song" and is not suitable for singing in fierce competitions.

Therefore, the talented Blues fans have composed new songs for the players:

"Blue is our color; Polo is our No. 1 (both referring to his jersey number, and also a pun on the oldest player)

He moves forward bravely and is unstoppable!

His physical fitness is another Kante! His speed is like Bolt!

His figure rises from the ground, and his header comes from the universe!

If you see our No.1, please give us your applause and your knees!”

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Amidst the joyful singing, Arsenal hurriedly left the field, but as soon as Wenger got into the tunnel, his whole body shook, and then he slowly fell against the wall!

The assistant coaches who were following him immediately let out an exclamation. The team doctors immediately laid him down, rolled their eyes to check his penis, opened his mouth and straightened his tongue, and almost required artificial respiration...

The Chelsea players who were interacting with the fans in the stands quickly noticed the accident. Conte quickly stopped celebrating and led his medical team to the scene.

Although his life was out of danger, the team doctor finally gave cautious advice, and Wenger was immediately sent to the nearest hospital for a comprehensive examination.

At the subsequent press conference, Arsenal's assistant coach and captain Koscielny simply answered two questions and left with a heavy look on his face.

In this environment, Conte was not in the mood to say any nice words and just praised the players' performance:

"Today we played at noon, and the sudden heavy rain completely changed our tactical arrangements, but the boys did not disappoint the fans. In any case, it was a hearty victory. I want to congratulate them."

Even Lee Polo significantly reduced the materials for his speech.

He directly deleted the cynicism about Wenger and Arsenal, and instead directed the gun at his own head coach who is physically and mentally healthy:

"I am very unhappy with Mr. Conte."

This is not the first time Kong Erluzi has been shot.

So he wasn't so surprised this time and just smiled and listened.

Just listen to Li Polo say:

"According to the situation of the whole game, there will be at least seven or eight minutes of injury time in the second half. According to the state of both sides, we can definitely score another goal, or even two goals, but our head coach asked the referee in advance

The team applied to cancel all injury time..."

He looked at Conte with sharp eyes, as if he was holding him accountable:

"Football matches should be a fair sport and should not be interrupted at will for any reason. Even if the score is very different, we should abide by the rules and play the entire match. Otherwise...it will not be enough for the audience on site and in front of the TV.

respect!"

【Ah, yes, yes, yes!】

Conti quietly rolled his eyes:

[Didn’t I see that it was too difficult for you to play football in the mud, so I communicated with the referee team? 】

【9:0 and 10:0, is there any difference for us? 】

Reporters have gradually become accustomed to Lee Polo's speaking style.

Someone has already written a piece of news out of context:

"Kong Er is out of class! Lee Polo bombards the head coach (Part 2 of the series)!"

There are also people who are not so horrified and are a little more realistic:

"Lee Polo asked to finish the injury time! Wenger was hospitalized on the spot!"

——It is true that every sentence is true, but when combined together, it always gives people the feeling that Lee Polo kicked Wenger into the hospital!

Finally, someone asked about a topic that could be hyped:

"Today is the fifth round of the league. You participated in 4 of them and scored a total of 21 goals, averaging 5.25 goals per game. This is an unprecedented terrifying efficiency. Do you think... scoring in the Premier League?

Is the ball too simple?"

Li Polo rubbed his chin and pondered for a few seconds before shaking his head with a smile:

"I don't think so. In fact, the rhythm and intensity of the Premier League are already higher than those of La Liga. From the perspective of the difficulty of scoring, goals in the Premier League are more valuable.

And the reason why I can score so many goals is not because the Premier League is easy, but... I am too strong!

I have been telling all the head coaches and fans that if their defenders make frequent mistakes during the game or even receive red cards, please do not blame them.

It's not because they are not capable enough or not focused enough, but because... what they are facing is the strongest football player in history who is destined to be recorded in the history of football, Lee Polo!

Losing to me is a normal thing, you should get used to it.

If anyone stops me from scoring goals this season, I suggest awarding him a Guinness World Record or a Nobel Prize in Football!"

Conte quietly covered his forehead:

[Please stop talking! The entire Premier League is going to become your enemy!]

-

The 9:0 bloodbath against Arsenal, apart from setting the record for the most disparate score in Premier League history and the record for most goals scored by a single player in a single game, actually doesn't mean much.

In the standings, the rankings of most teams have not changed much. Chelsea has squeezed out Burnley, who is tied with Liverpool, from third place, and Arsenal has only dropped one place from tenth place.

The new season has only played 5 rounds. This standings does not have much reference value for the ranking at the end of the season. Anything can happen.

No one will be overly intoxicated by a mere 9-0 victory.

In the evening of that day, Lee Polo was invited to attend Azar's dinner.

There are not many people participating, almost half of the first team is gathered here.

Thanks to the fact that today's game was an early game, they had the opportunity to use the break to hold a party.

"Thank God, I finally fully recovered!"

Hazard, who had rested for a whole summer vacation, expressed his heartfelt sigh:

"During my injury, many teammates visited me, comforted me and helped me get through this difficult time. I really thank you!"

Since it was not a holiday, Azar did not dare to drink heavily, so he just took a sip of the champagne in the glass and put it down again.

Captain Cahill also spoke, mainly introducing several new players:

"In the past many seasons, we have met frequently, at least once a month, for everyone to sit together and chat. This is one of the secrets to maintaining a good atmosphere in the locker room."

Li Polo responded to his call with a smile:

"Leave it to me next time, I've already found a place!"

Everyone laughed:

"Please, your wedding...is not a good place for us to have a heart-to-heart talk!"

Time passed quickly while talking and laughing.

Although no one dares to drink openly, in this atmosphere, the distance between teammates has indeed become much closer.

So much so that substitute players such as Batshuayin and Mount dared to joke with Lee Polo, the boss of the team.

Bashua Yin even got straight to the point and asked:

"Polo, can you take a good rest in the next League Cup match?"

Li Polo was stunned for a moment:

"I have made an agreement with Conte that we can play every game this season!"

Today, he is no longer what he used to be. With the second plug-in talent, Li Polo seems to have been tempered physically. Every cell is brand new. Not only is he not easily injured, but he also seems to have endless physical energy!

He can even say without exaggeration:

[Even if there are games every day, he can play for 90 minutes!]

Bashua Yin hesitated for a long time and finally gave the answer:

"If you keep playing all the games, Mason and I...have no chance to play!"

Li Polo couldn't help laughing:

"Want a starting position? Then you should train hard to impress the head coach!"

Bashua Yin shook the pigtails on his head so that they flew around in private:

"Even if I work 100 times harder, I still can't take your place away!"

"Please have mercy on your teammates! Let your teammates have a chance to play!"