The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 464 The magic bird escapes from the Blue Bridge

Falling behind by 5 goals in 55 minutes, the mentality of the Manchester United players completely collapsed.

In the next 35 minutes, although Valencia, Yang, Herrera and others tried their best to boost morale, they still could not prevent the situation from deteriorating.

In the 63rd minute, Zuo Yang finally passed the ball accurately into the penalty area, but Morata's right foot kicked the ball directly into the arms of Courtois...

In the 77th minute, Blind passed the ball straight from the backcourt. Lukaku, who leaned on Rudiger to get the ball with his back, stopped the ball directly to Fabregas.

Fabregas knocked the ball with his heel and shook away Herrera who was about to pounce. Then he turned around easily and happily, and passed the poor Manchester United defense with a long pass, accurately finding Hazard on the left.

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The goal-scoring king broke through Smalling's defense like lightning and advanced 30 meters in one breath. It wasn't until he reached De Gea who abandoned the goal and attacked that he showed a smile that didn't deserve a beating:

"I'm going to pass the ball!"

Before he could finish his words, the outer instep of his right foot had already flicked towards the middle!

The football flew across the turf!

Lee Polo, who was outflanked in the middle, pushed directly!

6:0!

[Negative sentiment from De Gea, +148!]

【Smolin, +239!】

【Mourinho, +666!】

【???】

Seeing these pitiful negative emotions, Li Poluo couldn't help being stunned:

[It’s only 6:0, why can’t you do it?!]

【You are Manchester United!】

[Mourinho, you have to cheer up!]

Mourinho on the visiting team's coaching bench had no sense of resistance.

He was sitting on a leather seat at Stamford Bridge, with his hands in the pockets of his down jacket, and his eyes staring blankly at the large electronic screen in mid-air, as if he was in a trance.

At this moment, the madman suddenly looked much older, and the audience in front of the TV discovered that his hair was almost completely white!

Looking at the lost Mourinho, Conte couldn't help but touch the top of his head.

He thought secretly in his heart:

[Guardiola is still wiser!]

【As long as I don’t grow my hair, you guys won’t be able to tell how old I am!】

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Although Mourinho has no fighting spirit, Chelsea still shows no mercy.

Especially Hazard, who used his dribbling skills time and time again to tease poor Valencia and Smalling, and even allowed De Gea to make many thrilling saves.

Manchester United fans will definitely thank De Gea.

If he hadn't caught a high block in front of the goal, Hazard would have completed a hat trick!

De Gea has returned to a period that every goalkeeper misses so much, but hates it deeply:

【*** in the frontcourt, myself in the backcourt!】

-

However, despite Hazard's fierce offensive and frequent creation of excellent opportunities, the cheers at Stamford Bridge became weaker and weaker.

This is also human nature. After all, Mourinho coached the Blues twice and has a deep friendship with Chelsea. After the initial excitement period, the fans are now beginning to sympathize with the poor old coach...

Some people even shouted to Azar:

"Eden! Stop cumming! Stop cumming!!!"

Perhaps Hazard heard the voices of the fans and remembered the short honeymoon period between himself and Mourinho. He hesitated for a moment when shooting, and the football deviated from the goal and flew directly to the right.

On the right...Remy, who had just been substituted a few minutes ago, grabbed the ball back before it rolled out of the baseline, and without saying a word, he made a curved pass!

Lee Polo overpowered Blind and jumped up high, directly performing a violent smash in the penalty area!

"Whoosh!"

De Gea didn't expect Remy to get the ball back at all, and there was really no reaction this time!

7:0!

De Gea was so angry that he kicked the goalpost!

[You people...do not practice martial ethics!]

[Even Eden Hazard, who dislikes Mourinho the most, has given up shooting. Why do you still want to score goals?!]

[Negative sentiment from De Gea, +498!]

【Blinder,+555!】

【Mourinho, +745!】

【Away fans, +2886!】

【Red Devils fans nationwide, +233886!】

Seeing that the experience value had finally increased a little, Li Polo came to the corner flag area with satisfaction.

He gently pulled out the corner flagpole, used it as a submachine gun in his hand, and fired wildly at the visiting team's bench!

"Chug, tug, tug, tug, tug!"

Mourinho looked at him with a livid face, but had no reaction!

But there was a voice like a devil in his heart:

[Whoever can break this guy's legs, I will let him be the core! 】

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The game did not end at 7:0 because Conte made substitutions in the last ten minutes.

Remy, Lee Poirot, and Hazard formed a frontcourt trident. Willian replaced Azpilicueta, Zouma replaced the old captain Cahill, and the formation became 343.

There was not much time left for the substitutes, so Willian and Remy launched a charge towards Manchester United's fragile defense. Blind could only use a yellow card to temporarily stop their attack.

Alonso, who was standing at the penalty spot, took a deep breath, and his determined gaze made De Gea beat a drum in his heart.

Just when De Gea was on guard, Lee Polo and Rudiger squeezed into the penalty area, making the goalkeeper unable to help but be slightly distracted!

A flash of light flashed in Alonso's eyes, and he decisively took a shot!

The football missed Lukaku's head and flew over the wall and hit the dead center of the goal!

8:0!

[Negative emotions from De Gea, +555!]

Li Poluo was stunned again.

【This goal has nothing to do with me!】

He looked at De Gea, but saw a trace of resentment in his eyes!

De Gea gritted his teeth and punched the ground:

[If you hadn’t raised your hand to signal, how could I have been distracted!]

【If you don’t blame me, who should you blame?!】

-

"Dip, drip, drip~~~"

Atkinson followed the practices of several previous colleagues and blew three whistles directly after the end of regular time without a second of injury time.

The referee's humane law enforcement made the Manchester United soldiers and fans who came from afar feel a touch of the warmth of the capital.

In the original plan, Mourinho, who had to shake hands and greet his former disciples regardless of the outcome of the game, was the first to flee Stamford Bridge.

A well-known European betting website even opened an emergency handicap:

"In 15 minutes, will Mourinho attend the post-match press conference?"

-

Mourinho did not disappoint them, and the Portuguese finally sat in front of the camera.

"This is a shameful rout and I have nothing to say."

He only said this sentence in total. He neither listened to reporters' questions nor allowed the players who attended with him to speak on behalf of Herrera. He stood up and left the media hall.

As a head coach who is best at using press conferences, Mourinho knows better than anyone else that the more he talks today, the easier it will be for reporters to leave excuses!

Of course he can analyze the reasons for the failure - for example, Pogba and Luke Shaw are injured and absent, Lukaku and Morata have not yet adjusted well, Ashley Young and Valencia will not cross, Rashford is

Matic's interception ability is not as good as Kanter's, and Jones got a red card in the first half... But no matter how he analyzes it, he will not let this defeat become a three-pointer!

And you won’t earn a tear or a trace of sympathy from public opinion!

The reason is very simple. Manchester United's start to the season was so smooth that the entire Premier League wanted to pull them down and give them a hard kick!

Now that they have been beaten hard by Chelsea, the other 18 teams are finally relieved:

"So you are the same as us!"

-

Mourinho walked away, but Lee Polo had just sat down at the speaking table.

Looking at the hundreds of reporters in the audience, he smiled openly:

"Welcome to Stamford Bridge, I believe today is a good enough game for everyone!"

He took out a piece of A4 paper and wrote three names and three numbers on it.

Lipolo 6, Lukaku 0, Morata 0.

"The facts are very clear. The strongest firepower that Mr. Mourinho talks about seems to be acclimated to Stamford Bridge."

The cautious guy shrugged his shoulders:

"I'm sorry to tell you that I can't run naked from here to Old Trafford!"

"However, when Chelsea visits Old Trafford, I don't mind making another bet with Mr. Mourinho!"

"I hope he will still be the head coach of Manchester United at that time!"

Mourinho, who had fled Stamford Bridge and boarded the Manchester United bus, couldn't help but sneeze!

[Leave a hint when doing things so that we can meet each other easily in the future, do you understand? 】

【Thirty years in Hexi and thirty years in Hedong, sooner or later you will regret it!】

(End of chapter)