The biggest fanatic in football

Burnley, who chose to fight Chelsea, ended up suffering a disastrous defeat 1:7.

Lee Polo scored 4 goals and 1 pass. Hazard, William, and Alonso each scored a goal. They were only careless at the last moment, allowing the opponent's forward Ashley Bye, who is worth less than 500,000, to score. Enns succeeded in a sneak attack and scored a face-saving goal...

Courtois, who originally thought he could easily get the clean sheet bonus, suddenly became furious and wanted to tear off Christensen's head and use it as a ball!

[Are you a relative of Abu? Why do you want to save money for the big boss?!]

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This round of match day was originally thought to be uneventful. Unexpectedly, after the game, we found that 2 of the 5 games had upsets.

One game was the Hammers' West Ham United, which used strong defense to draw 0:0 with Manchester United at home. Mourinho was so angry that he jumped up and down on the bench, but there was nothing he could do.

This famous coach who dominates the football world with his defense actually sarcastically mocked his opponent after the game, "What kind of football is a bus?"

The other game was the "Blue Fox" Leicester City, which defeated Arsenal 3:1 at home...

Wenger, who was originally considered to have "the most experience in competing for the top four", seemed to have no desire in the second half of the season. It seems that he has listened to Lee Polo's advice and gave up the domestic league and cup competitions, betting on his Champions League tickets for next season. On the road to winning the Europa League...

I just hope that Professor Wen, who has always been steady, will not lose everything at the last moment...

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Four days later, on April 21, this was originally the 35th round of the Premier League. However, in order to make way for the FA Cup, Chelsea's 35th round of the league will be postponed to mid-May.

This is one of the disadvantages of multi-front operations. Their schedule always has to move here and there according to the arrangement of the competition, and the preparation and training time also become fragmented.

In this case, how to maintain the team's morale and status is the most critical ability of a head coach.

Conte was struggling with this problem, but Li Polo called him and reported:

"Sorry, I'm afraid I won't be able to participate in this semi-final."

Conte could hardly believe his ears!

He almost dropped the tablet in Li Polo's face!

"What do you mean?"

[The war has not yet begun, but the general wants to hang up the battle-free card?]

[This guy... doesn’t want to see my jokes, does he? 】

Li Polo looked like he was appreciating an idiot:

"My wife is giving birth."

"..."

Conte's anger suddenly couldn't find an outlet...

Not only that, he also had to squeeze out a smile:

"Oh, oh, congratulations, Polo, now... you are really going to be a father!"

As an Italian, Conte cannot say such cold and inhumane words as "Can't you sacrifice your family for work?"

If he dares to do this, he will immediately become a street rat that everyone shouts about in the locker room!

Players can take the initiative to do such selfless things, but as the head coach, he must not actively advocate it!

Li Polo nodded and accepted his blessing, then blinked:

"If you are worried about not being able to play against Southampton, I can come back early and be a substitute."

Conte almost couldn't wait to send him out of the office:

"Can't beat Southampton? You're probably thinking too much!"

"According to the state of the Saints this season, even if I send a reserve team, I can kill him off his feet!"

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April 21st came soon, Chelsea was at home and faced Southampton who was in poor form.

"You all know that Li Bo is going to be a father soon, so he can't participate in this game."

In the locker room before the game, Conte was doing his final mobilization:

"He was a little worried that we might encounter difficulties, so he rushed to the bench in the second half to help us win..."

Before he finished speaking, he noticed the expressions of other players.

Although Azar did not say a word, his eyes clearly flashed with anger.

[Li Polo, what does this mean?]

【He doesn’t believe in my ability that much?】

[You want to say that even if you play against top teams such as Manchester City, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​and Bayern, Southampton is just a mere game, and I, Hazard, can’t play against it? 】

Other players have more or less the same feelings.

Even Fabregas couldn't help but clenched his fists.

But as Lee Polo’s number one henchman, he would never express any anger:

"We can't let Polo worry too much, the battle will be resolved in the first half!"

Conti rubbed his chin:

【This guy... is really scary!】

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The Chelsea players, who had been given a shot by Kong Erluzi, lived up to the expectations of their coach. They almost opened the scoring in the 3rd minute. Hazard's angry long-range shot almost penetrated the St. Paul's.

The ten fingers of the disciple...

Just 2 minutes later, the Blues' offensive came back. Luis made a long pass from the backcourt, and Giroud, who was acting as the bridgehead, headed the ball. After Hazard stopped the ball, he made a slight adjustment and shot an arrow that hit the ground into the blind corner!

1:0!

【Did you see it? Lee Polo!】

After scoring the goal, Hazard performed the traditional Blues kneel-down celebration. Then he saw Remy sitting on the bench, and his eyes seemed to light up.

The ball king shuddered, then immediately stretched out his hands and made a cradle motion...

Behind him, teammates such as Cesc Fabregas, Giroud, Willian, Kanter, Alonso, Moses, etc. also followed suit and shook the baby's cradle in the air...

"What a pity..."

Remy smacked his lips with regret and put away the small black book he just took out.

Ten minutes later, Alonso also took a direct free kick to express his blessing to the little pineapple who was about to be born.

The Spanish wing-back did not take advantage of others and collided with Hazard. He used another classic celebration move - biting his thumb to simulate sucking milk.

Now, another question faces Chelsea players:

The two most commonly used celebration movements are used. If everyone scores the third goal, what movement should we use?

In order to solve this problem, they did not score again in the entire first half, and the 2:0 score was taken into the halftime break.

Conte, who was the last one to return to the locker room, was a little surprised to see that today's players did not listen to music or play with their mobile phones, but gathered together and actively discussed the game.

Then he listened to the content and almost collapsed on the spot!

"You guys think, how should we celebrate our next goal?"

"Let's drive a small train?"

"Is it too young?"

"Shouldn't you be younger at this time?"

"How about...call Remy over and let him feel our sincerity!"

Conte rolled his eyes:

"Hey, he's not born yet!"

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In the 18th minute of the second half, Fabregas and Hazard played a wonderful match at the front of the opponent's penalty area. Fabregas cut into the penalty area and completed the final goal, extending the score to 3:0.

After scoring the goal, Fabregas could not hide his excitement. He did not adopt any of the celebration methods discussed by the group at halftime, but directly took off his jersey, revealing the white T-shirt underneath.

I saw a fat and white baby drawn with colored pens on it, and a blessing was written on it:

"You're going to be a dad, brother!"

Hazard and Alonso's teeth suddenly felt sore!

[This bitch would rather get a yellow card than try something new!]

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In this semi-final, Chelsea won 4:0. Remy, who came on as a substitute in the 77th minute, sealed the record at the last moment.

Lee Polo's No. 2 confidant simply lay down on the spot and performed a baby-style rolling on the floor in front of 40,000 spectators!

His celebrations were too big and too eye-catching. Giroud, Cahill, Rudiger and other 19-meter tall men could not imitate them and could only become embarrassing foils...

Fabregas's heart trembled:

【This guy...is indeed my strong enemy!】

Southampton, who was determined to avoid relegation, did not focus on this cup match at all. Not only did they not feel depressed after being defeated by four goals, they breathed a sigh of relief and quickly returned to their base to prepare for the next round of relegation battle.

At this time, Li Poluo, who was sitting in the hospital waiting for the birth of his child, felt a little anxious...

Lisanna, who was two days past her due date, was not recruiting at all at this moment, but slept harder than anyone else!