The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 564 The Premier League ends!

Lee Polo, who swept Liverpool 7:0 with 4 goals and 1 pass, also officially raised his Premier League goals tally to 111.

With Chelsea still having two rounds of league games, the hottest handicap among major European betting companies is... "Can Lee Poirot break through 120 goals in a single season?"

There are actually many variables involved, which is why gamblers are motivated to be competitive.

For example, will Conte rest players?

Or will Chelsea's last two rivals fight it out?

Or... will Lisanna, who has just returned from the ban, over-squeeze Lee Polo's physical energy? -

Compared with whether he can break through the 120-goal mark, Lee Polo feels that another issue is more troublesome.

"Just call him Bruce, or Blue!"

My eldest uncle, Mike Taylor, shook the little pineapple lying on the hammock and enthusiastically put forward his suggestion.

Both Lisanna and their parents are seriously considering this suggestion:

"What a great name!"

They even thought about it from the perspective of the teams they support:

"Bleu, that is, Blue, whether it is Chelsea or Wimbledon, they are all blue!"

Only Li Polo felt something was wrong:

"Wait a minute, is this appropriate?"

Bruce, this is the name of Lisanna and Mike’s biological father, the head of the Taylor family!

But even Mr. Bruce Taylor himself felt that there was no problem and was full of expectations:

"Let the baby have the same name as me, Mike, you are such a genius!"

Lee Polo shrugged his shoulders and accepted the fact that his biological son was named "Bruce Lee".

But he still retained his final dignity as a father and gave the little pineapple a Chinese name:

[Your father has done all kinds of evil on the court in the past few years, and he is very worried that God will bring retribution to his children.

So... let’s call you Li Anping! I hope you can live your life safely and smoothly!]

When the Polo family held a naming ceremony around the little pineapple, the Football Association announced the 23+5 squad for the England national team for the 2018 World Cup.

There are 23 people in the main selection, divided according to their positions:

Goalkeepers (3): Pickford (Everton), Butland (Stoke City), Pope (Burnley)

Defenders (8): Cahill (Chelsea, vice-captain), Walker, Stones (Manchester City), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Trippier, Rose (Tottenham), Maguire (Leicester)

),Arnold(Liverpool)

Midfielder (6 players): Henderson (Liverpool, captain), Dier (Tottenham Hotspur), Ashley Young, Lingard (Manchester United), Delph (Manchester City), Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea)

Forwards (6): Rashford (Manchester United), Kane (Tottenham), Sterling (Manchester City), Vardy (Leicester City), Welbeck (Arsenal), Lee Poirot (Chelsea)

The five-person waiting list includes: Tom Heaton, Tarkovsky (Burnley), Livermore (West Brom), Lallana (Liverpool), Lewis Cook (Bournemouth)

After the list is released, many media and fans will still complain about Dele Alli being excluded from the national team. Even the top brass of the English Football Association have similar voices.

The reason is very simple. After Wilshere's premature demise, the Three Lions did lack a skilled midfield master. Ali was very likely to fill this role, but his historical grudges with Lee Polo made him

The opportunity to serve the country is forever lost.

England, which lacks Alli, can only use rough guys like Henderson, Dier and Delph in the midfield. Among the remaining three midfielders, Loftus-Cheek is too young and is obviously just following his big brothers from the national team.

To the outside world, Ashley Young can basically only be regarded as a full-back, while Lingard's role at Manchester United is more like an attacker or a second forward.

The entire Three Lions team lacks a commander who can control and pass the ball like Fabregas, Pirlo, Xavi, or Modric, nor does it have the top-notch offensive and defensive capabilities of Gerrard or Lampard.

The midfielder, and even quasi-first-class players like Scholes and Carrick have become swan songs!

Not only that, but what makes Southgate even more embarrassed is that he doesn't know how to deal with his bloated forward line:

For example, between Lee Polo and Kane, he couldn't really give up on Kane.

But if two great forwards are allowed to start at the same time, how should Sterling and Rashford choose?

If four forwards are arranged, and Henderson and Dyer are added to the midfield, the defense can only arrange a traditional four backs, instead of three center backs + two wing backs!

At a certain moment, Nanmenmen, whose mind was buzzing with thought, suddenly had an evil thought:

[Harry Kane, it would be great if you could get hurt!

That way I don’t have to be in such a difficult situation!]

Since the World Cup will start in mid-June, major European leagues have tightened their schedules to a certain extent to ensure that the league games are completed by mid-May, while leaving a week for cup matches and European finals.

The Premier League is of course no exception. The final match of the 38th round is scheduled for May 13 (last year it was May 21).

But before that, four teams have to make up the 35th round.

Since he has already won the championship in advance and his opponent is only Huddersfield, who is neither better nor worse, Conte can completely rotate.

Young players from the youth training who have not played for a long time - Mount, Odoi, Anderson, Ampadu, all appeared in the starting lineup.

Of course, in order to ensure that he does not play too ugly at home, Conte also arranged a central axis of Lipolo, Kante, Rudiger + Luiz.

There is no need to go into details about the game process. Lee Poirot scored two goals in each half, Mount and Luiz added the icing on the cake. Chelsea scored 7 goals in 90 minutes!

The fly in the ointment is... when the victory is already decided, the young players will inevitably become lax and careless. As a result, they are attacked by the opponent and the team loses the clean sheet bonus.

In another make-up match, Manchester United defeated Bournemouth 2-0 in an away game. The Red Devils, who took three points, overtook Liverpool again in the standings, ensuring that they had a ticket to the Champions League next season.

The last spot will be decided between Liverpool with 71 points and Tottenham with 69 points!

Liverpool, with 2 points and a 12-goal advantage, can secure fourth place with a draw in the last round! -

May 13th is coming soon.

Different from previous games, as the final game, 10 duels will be played simultaneously in 10 stadiums.

Chelsea's opponent is Newcastle United at home.

As a newly promoted team last season, the "Magpies" have performed fairly well this season, ranking 10th in the standings. They truly have no desires and no desires.

Since Newcastle's coach is Benitez, a master tactician, there are several players in the Magpies team who have played for Liverpool, such as midfielder Shelvey, right back Manquillo...

However, Benitez and Shelvey, two bald men, do not want to "revenge" their former club at all. Instead of shopping for Chelsea, they would rather spend more time and energy thinking about where to go for vacation...

Their negative attitude toward the game angered Lee Polo.

The Blues' No. 1, who always goes all out for every game, vowed to teach these people with practical actions:

"What is a real professional player!"

"Be worthy of every penny of your salary!"

At St. James' Park, Lee Polo completed a hat-trick within the first 25 minutes, defeating the Magpies who only wanted to go on vacation!

After that, Hazard and Pedro each scored a goal, completely killing the suspense in the first half!

After all, he is also a famous football coach, but Benitez was a little embarrassed. He gave the players a shot of chicken blood during the halftime break, hoping to get them to show some fighting spirit.

But Lee Polo then scored another hat-trick, which directly destroyed Newcastle's morale!

With Remy coming off the bench as the icing on the cake, Chelsea ended this Premier League season with a hearty 9:0 victory!

In 38 league rounds, except for an unexpected loss to Burnley in the first round, they won all of them! -

As the final round came to an end, all four major dramas came to an end.

Tottenham, playing at home, was locked in an unimaginably tough battle with Leicester City.

Kane, Lamela, Vardy, Mahrez, and Iheanacho scored consecutively, and the situation was very stalemate. In the end, relying on Kane's buzzer-beater, Tottenham won this difficult situation with a score of 5:4.

of victory.

But they waited for the news of Liverpool's 4-0 victory over Brighton. Kane, Son Heung-min, Lamela, Eriksen, Alderweireld, Lloris... these players almost burst into tears!

After struggling for a whole season, in the end he could only play in the Europa League. As a top player, who is willing to accept such a result?!

The relegation battle has also been settled.

West Brom, Stoke City, and Swansea locked up the bottom three and lost their last chance to stay in the Premier League!——

Attached: 2017-2018 Premier League final standings (not counting word count)

1. Chelsea, 37 wins, 0 draws and 1 loss, 111 points, scored 204 goals, conceded 24 goals, net win of 180 goals

2. Manchester City, 30 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses, 94 points, 103 goals scored, 40 goals conceded, 63 goal difference

3. Manchester United, 23-7-8, 76 points, 75-39-36

4, Liverpool, 21-11-6, 74 points, 82-45-37

5, Tottenham, 21-9-8, 72 points, 67-41-26

6, Burnley, 15-12-11, 57 points, 40-40-0

7, Arsenal, 17-6-15, 57 points, 67-68-1 loss

8, Everton, 49 points