The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 580 Thanks to the Chinese team!

It turns out... I'm not cruel enough!

Looking at the groups of football tragedies listed in the system, Li Polo suddenly felt ashamed.

[I just kicked 14:0, how can I have the face to ask for a reward?!]

Infinite motivation surged through his body, and his eyes looking at the Chinese team were filled with murderous intent.

[There are still 5 minutes left before the end of the game, plus injury time, at least three more can be scored! 】

So he turned to his teammates and blew the horn of attack:

"Don't let up! Keep attacking!"

These two sentences in English are so simple that the players on the opposite side can hear them clearly, and everyone can't help but turn pale!

【You want to come even if you are riding a horse?】

【We can't stand it anymore!】

Li Polo took the football out of the net and placed it on the center line. But he looked back and saw that Zhao Xuri, who was opposite him, was already lying in the penalty area, pointing at his legs.

call out:

"It's cramping, it's cramping!"

Yan Junling and Yu Hai each held one of his legs and began to press his hamstring. After Zhao Xuri reluctantly got up from the ground, Zhang Linpeng on the other side also sat down...

-

After Zhang Linpeng finished cramping, the game finally resumed, but before Li Polo touched the ball, Wu Xi, who was responsible for defending him, sat down...

【Deliberately delaying time?】

Li Boluo's eyes were completely split!

[After all, you are also professional players with an annual salary of millions of pounds. Can you have a little sportsmanship? 】

[If you can’t afford to lose, you can learn from Atletico Madrid and Simeone from the beginning and just receive five red cards to end the game early!]

He really wronged his opponent in this regard!

Under the crushing force of England, they were able to last for 85 minutes before cramping, which is already an extraordinary level of performance! -

"Relax, man!"

Perhaps sensing Li Polo's anxiety, captain Henderson patted him on the shoulder and comforted him:

"This game is just a warm-up match. You have to retain a little bit of your desire to win and then unleash it completely during the World Cup!"

Li Polo spread his hands in disbelief:

"I am full of desire to win in every game. I wish I could score ten goals in a row in every game!"

"It's a pity that my ability is not enough now. I can only score three goals in each game..."

As a midfielder who only scored two goals in a season, Henderson almost got angry!

[Listen, is this still human talk?]

[Negative sentiment from Jordan Henderson, +14!]

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By the time all six players of the Chinese team except the goalkeeper and three substitutes (one red card was missing) had cramps, the game had come to the last minute.

Considering that this was just a friendly match and the outcome was no longer in suspense, the referee Kaushoy told the coaches of both sides through the fourth official:

"There is no injury time in this game."

Lippi nodded numbly, and Southgate made no objection.

But Lee Polo on the field didn't know about this.

It's just that he couldn't wait for the fourth official on the sidelines to raise his sign, so he got a little anxious.

Fortunately, Arnold hit another high ball pass from the right at this time. Zhang Linpeng took off and jumped low due to lack of physical fitness, resulting in a failed top attempt. The football easily flew in front of Lee Polo.

Faced with the big cake brought to his mouth, Li Polo shook off Zhao Xuri, whose legs were weak, pulled onions on a dry land, and easily and happily rubbed the ball into the net!

15:0!

He extended the score again before the end of the game!

He also scored 11 goals, breaking his single-game scoring record two years ago!

He would like to thank his opponent today.

They allowed Lee Polo to avoid becoming the injured Zhongyong of the national team who "reached his peak when he debuted"!

-

"Dip, drip, drip~~~"

Kaushoy didn't give Li Polo an extra second and couldn't wait to announce that the game was over.

The Bird's Nest, which was full of spectators, was a little quiet at this moment.

The 86,000 fans at the scene looked at me and I looked at you, each expressing mixed emotions.

Some people were indifferent to this defeat, while others simply came to enjoy the performance of the Three Lions and Lee Polo.

But some people suddenly burst into tears or even burst into tears!

The Internet is filled with all kinds of complaints and accusations:

"Can I see the national football team participating in the World Cup again in my lifetime?"

"How can a player like Wang Shenchao, who has no professional attitude at all, be able to represent the national team?"

"If the Football Association could see Lee Polo's wonderful performance in La Liga two years ago and naturalize him into the team in time, would we see a glimmer of hope?"

"If I watch the Chinese team's games from now on, I will be like a dog!"

"Chinese Football Association, disband immediately!"

With all kinds of complicated emotions, the fans in the stands saw Lee Polo walking towards them.

Lee Polo did not speak, he just raised his hands, waved to the more than 80,000 fans, and then bowed slightly to thank them from the beginning to the end.

Those fans who hoped he could be naturalized into the team a second ago suddenly changed their minds:

"It's better not to come back! There aren't so many messy things!"

“It’s good to be in England too!”

From somewhere, a shout came:

"Lee Polo, go get a World Cup!"

Li Polo was stunned for a moment and showed a confident smile:

"Just wait!"

-

"The Chinese team is a team with great... uh, potential."

In the post-match press conference, Southgate found an explanation that everyone could accept.

Then he avoided talking about the technical and tactical play in the game and began to praise the Chinese fans:

"Their football market is very broad, and today we have also experienced the fans' enthusiasm for football. I firmly believe that as long as we have these lovely supporters, Chinese football will definitely move towards a bright future!"

Nandaemun's speech relieved the somewhat tense press conference.

He was also deeply proud of the artistry of his speech:

[Based on my eloquence, not being the Minister of Foreign Affairs would be a humiliation of talent!]

But when Li Polo spoke, his good mood immediately fell apart!

"Thanks to the Chinese team, I can find the feeling I had when the national team debuted against Scotland two years ago."

"Despite having a head coach like Mr. Lippi, I still have to make an honest assessment. This Chinese team is probably at the level of Scotland's second team."

——Scotland was shot while lying down!

"There is no speed, lack of physical fitness, lack of flexibility, rough technique, stiff movement, sluggish consciousness, brutal defense, and no coordination with each other. There are even amateur behaviors such as wearing necklaces to compete..."

He made an unceremonious assessment:

"If I were allowed to play for 90 minutes at 100%, I could probably score 20 goals!"

He suddenly switched to Mandarin, which made his tone more sincere:

"I hope Chinese fans will forgive me for what I am going to say next. There is an old saying in China: good medicine is bitter but good for the disease; good advice is bad for the ears but good for the deed. If they are still immersed in the illusion of the booming development of the Chinese Super League in the past few years, their football level may never be improved.

It won’t improve.”

"I heard that the Chinese Football Association has launched a player naturalization plan. I can only unfortunately predict that they have taken another big step on the wrong path."

"Naturalizing players for short-term goals such as the World Cup and neglecting youth training and the construction of the football environment is tantamount to drinking poison to quench thirst, and it also destroys the already weak foundation of Chinese football. This kind of move and the high-paying hiring of foreign coaches

Just as short-sighted and stupid, it would not be an exaggeration to describe him as short-sighted."

"My idiom level should have reached the average level of Chinese football, right?"

He shrugged his shoulders:

"It's not scary to lose to England today. What's scary is that in the next few years, the Chinese team, which was originally a strong team in Asia, will be reduced to a team on the same level as India, Mongolia, and the Philippines."

"In order to avoid this ending, I make a suggestion:

Disband the Chinese team!

As long as there is no national team, the Chinese team will not lose to any opponent or suffer any negative criticism!"

The officials of the Chinese Football Association standing nearby suddenly turned pale!

[Who contacted the England national team in the first place?]

【Why should we play against them?!】

[How does he, a British guy, know that our Football Association is planning to naturalize players on a large scale? 】

[There is a traitor among the top brass of our Football Association?]

[He is talking nonsense here today. If he really fails in the future, where will we put our old faces? 】

[Negative sentiment from the Chinese Football Association, +8866!]

(End of chapter)