The biggest fanatic in football

After Lipolo led his team to a bloodbath in Tunisia, Ronaldo and Messi were naturally criticized on a daily basis.

Cristiano Ronaldo is okay, at least he fought hard against Spain and scored one point with three goals.

Messi was in trouble. After all, who allowed him to score 0 goals and 0 passes in front of Iceland, which was participating in the World Cup for the first time in history, and also missed a crucial penalty kick...

If it weren't for Aguero's goal, Argentina's only trace of face would have been stripped away by Iceland!

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Since the World Cup schedule is carried out across groups, after England has played its first group match, the second round matches of other groups have been seamlessly connected.

The first one to proceed is Group A, where the host country is located, Russia faces Egypt at home.

Although Salah scored his first World Cup goal, Mao Xiong sent them home with a 3:1 victory...

As Uruguay on the other side also defeated Saudi Arabia, the Egyptian team, which had lost two consecutive games in the beginning, had completely lost hope of advancing. They could only book their return tickets in advance, and the players also started planning their vacations...

In the subsequent Group B match, Portugal and Spain defeated their respective opponents and tied for the top spot with 4 points. Cristiano Ronaldo also scored his fourth goal of this World Cup, firmly ranking second in the scorer list.

France in Group C also defeated Peru and qualified early with two consecutive wins.

In Group D, another super upset happened:

It has a large group of first-line stars such as Messi, Aguero, Higuain, Dybala, Di Maria, De Paul, Perez, Biglia, Mascherano, Otamendi, Caballero, etc.

Argentina was beaten 3:0 by Croatia led by Modric!

The Grid Legion won two games and qualified early, while the Pampas Eagles, who had only one point from one draw and one loss, were about to suffer the tragedy of being eliminated in the group stage!

An advertisement for a famous milk brand endorsed by the Club Champion was also wildly parodied.

In the video, Boss Mei is lying flat on the lawn with his eyes blank:

"I'm Leo Messi, and I'm in a panic right now!"

"I'm not born to be strong, I'm just destined to be cold!"

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When Messi encountered another critical moment in his life, Lee Polo was playing with Lisanna in the training base in England.

As the soul of the Three Lions, why did he get himself a luxurious suite with a double vibrating bath?

Little Pineapple was given to the confinement nanny hired by Mr. Li at a high price to take care of her. The two of them could enjoy the long-lost world of two people.

"Wow, wow, wow~~"

"Puff, puff, puff~~"

"Buzz buzz~~"

In this luxuriously decorated bathhouse, various strange sounds came from the room.

[Negative emotions from two confinement sisters, +404!]

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A refreshed Lee Polo unexpectedly met Kane, who was returning from injury, on the training ground.

"Are you ready to resume training?"

Facing the warm greetings from his teammates, Kane could only force out a smile.

He has been holding back for two weeks. If he doesn't come back, I'm afraid the fans in Great Britain will completely forget about him after the group stage!

Seeing Kane's energetic appearance, Southgate couldn't help but frown.

【Why did you recover so quickly?】

[Wouldn’t it be better for you to continue lying in the infirmary and rest?]

"Our opponent in the next round is Panama. Does anyone know anything about them?"

In the pre-game tactical analysis class, assistant coach Steve Holland asked this question:

"Any little bit will do."

Everyone, including Li Polo, shook their heads silently.

Someone even asked:

"Panama...are they in Antarctica?"

This was obviously a joke and caused a burst of laughter.

Lipolo, who had average geography scores, only knew that there was a world-famous Panama Canal in the middle of America, so this country should be in America...

Holland shrugged:

"Well, we really don't know much about him. Apart from a few game videos, we can only find the player's name, height and weight from the roster..."

Southgate nodded:

"As the favorites to win the championship, our tactics and the characteristics of each player will be clearly understood by them, but we do not understand each other at all. This is a game where the enemy is in darkness and we are in the clear.

I don’t want us to become the second Argentina, cornered by a weak team that has never played in a World Cup!”

Everyone quickly put away their smiles and showed serious expressions.

If the first game creates the biggest tragedy in the World Cup, and then the second game turns upside down, the dramatic effect will definitely explode!

But they definitely don’t want to be the protagonist of this drama!

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After five days of preparation, England ushered in the second game of this World Cup on June 23.

At the Lokomotiv Stadium in Nizhny Novgod, in the central region of Russia, they faced Panama (53rd), the fourth-worst team ranked by FIFA among the top 32 in this World Cup.

——In addition, the top three are South Korea (59), host Russia (62), and Saudi Arabia (65).

As a weak team, Panama does not have any internationally renowned stars in the team, and the total value of the 23 players is only 8.5 million pounds, which is not even as valuable as an endorsement contract with Lipolo.

Their average age has reached 29.3 years, making them tied with Argentina as the oldest team in this World Cup...

Their oldest player is 38-year-old midfielder Luis Rodriguez.

Their captain Baloyi and No. 1 goalkeeper Pennydu are both 37 years old.

The two forwards Perez and Tejada are 73 years old together...

The two starting center backs are a 32-year-old and a 23-year-old. The 23-year-old young man is only 1.84 meters tall. Lee Polo, who is also 184cm, called him an expert when he saw it!

Can such an aging team cause any obstacles to the vibrant Three Lions?

cannot!

Although Panama decisively chose to defend from the beginning, their bus only lasted 8 minutes before the door opened wide!

Trippier made a pass from the right, and the 23-year-old 184 and the 32-year-old 187 combined did not stop Lee Polo from taking off in the penalty area!

1:0!

8 minutes later, Trippier took another corner kick. Cahill, who started this game, made a strong header in front of the goal, 2:0!

In the 26th minute, Manchester City winger Sterling assisted Manchester United forward Lingard, expanding the score to 3:0!

Then it was Lee Polo's performance time. He scored 3 goals in a row in the last 15 minutes of the first half, completing his fourth goal in the game!

6:0!

In the second half, Lee Polo completed his second hat trick in 20 minutes, extending the score to 9:0!

In the 65th minute, Southgate replaced Lee Polo with Kane, who had already completed his seven-star streak, but Panama's hard days did not end.

Kane, who came off the bench, did not waste the opportunity. He beat the already collapsed Panama and finally scored a hat trick before the end of the game.

12:0!

The biggest tragedy in the World Cup, which was only updated 5 days ago, was updated again today!

Lee Poirot, who scored 7 goals in two consecutive games, also broke the ancient record of 13 goals in a single World Cup set by French legend Fontaine 60 years ago!

Fontaine himself, who is 85 years old, can only send his blessings:

"I witnessed the birth of a new legend!"

Li Polo said very modestly:

"Mr. Fontaine is a legend in football, and I have no intention of surpassing his record. My current goal is just Klose."

His next goal is to surpass Klose's record of 16 World Cup goals!

England's third opponent is Belgium, known as the "European Red Devils" and currently ranked second in the world!

Lee Polo and Hazard, the two superstars of Chelsea, are about to fight!