The biggest fanatic in football

Chapter 652 He is the mastermind behind the scenes!

3:0!

Chelsea, without Lipolo, easily won this round of the league with the outstanding performance of Hazard, Giroud, Willian and other players.

But Chelsea's opponents don't have such strength.

The most eye-catching one is, of course, the home match between second-placed Liverpool and fifth-placed Manchester City.

Probably because the Champions League game in midweek consumed too much of their physical energy. Although both sides sent out most of their main players, their offensive efficiency was pitifully low.

They fought fiercely at Anfield for 90 minutes, but only took 13 shots in total, 4 of which were on target. Instead, they committed a total of 20 fouls and 4 yellow cards. The 0:0 ending was not even exciting.

Tottenham, who did not have a Champions League mission, also consumed a lot of physical energy because of the Europa League. Fortunately, they played steadily in the end and relied on their home advantage to win Cardiff City 1:0.

Arsenal, who have also not recovered their physical fitness, suffered an upset in the away game:

They were beaten twice by newly promoted team New Wimbledon and lost the game 0:2!

However, these are not the biggest hot spots. The only breaking news still comes from the traffic king of the Premier League - the Red Devils Manchester United!

In this round, they faced Newcastle in the relegation zone at home, but they played worse than the opponent!

In the 6th minute, Kennedy, who was fired from Chelsea by Lee Polo a year ago, scored the first goal for the Magpies.

Just 3 minutes later, Japanese forward Yoshiki Muto scored another victory, extending the score to 2:0.

In the 19th minute, Mourinho, who couldn't bear it anymore, unexpectedly removed two defensive players, Bailly and McTominay, and replaced them with two attackers, Mata and Fellaini.

His courage to dare to fight against the odds is admirable, and the two substitute players also worked very hard, but the outcome of this game seemed to have been doomed long ago.

The Red Devils, who have Lukaku, Martial, Rashford, Mata, Fellaini, Pogba and many other offensive players, have lost their way at Old Trafford.

Instead, Sanchez, who came on as a substitute in the 76th minute, scored a face-saving goal in stoppage time...

Mourinho attended the post-match press conference with a score of 1:2, and less than 4 hours later, Manchester United officially issued an official announcement:

"We regret to tell you that due to the poor record, the club has to terminate the contract of head coach Mr. Jose Mourinho. We thank him for his hard work in the past 28 months and wish him all the best in the future!"

It is worth mentioning that before Manchester United’s official announcement was released, the team’s core midfielder Pogba also posted a selfie.

In the photo, the French midfielder is smiling, looking evil and mysterious...

Although he quickly deleted it after 10 minutes, people still believed that this was a sign of change in the Manchester United locker room!

Mourinho is officially dismissed!

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"Today's football world is too impetuous and utilitarian!"

"Manchester United should give Mourinho more trust and time."

"English football has lost another manager with a distinctive personality."

After waking up from his sleep, Lee Polo accepted an exclusive interview with the BBC.

Facing the camera, he expressed great regret:

"When I was a little boy, I liked his character very much and even admired him a little."

"I have to say that my current personality is somewhat influenced by Mourinho."

"But judging from his situation in recent years, I also gained some valuable enlightenment:

If there are not enough outstanding achievements as capital, those characters that were previously called charm... will only make themselves clowns!"

This reporter obviously did not expect that Lee Polo would make such a comment about Mourinho, so he couldn't help but ask:

"You really think so?"

Li Polo nodded heavily:

"I originally wanted to ask him about football tactics in the next round, but... I don't have this opportunity!"

【Ask for tactics in person?】

【You want to beat him up in front of him? 】

The reporter couldn't help but look at the Premier League schedule and found that Lee Polo was not lying.

In the ninth round of the league two weeks later, Chelsea will welcome Manchester United at home!

【?!】

Suddenly an idea flashed in the reporter's mind, and he quickly wrote down this precious inspiration:

"Shocked! Why is Mourinho so messed up?"

"The truth! Magic Bird forced Manchester United to fire him just to avoid playing against Lee Polo!"

"In-depth analysis, the mystery of a madman's escape from England!"

As soon as his "exclusive report" was released, Lee Polo received a prompt message:

[Negative sentiment from Jose Mourinho, +1404!]

Mourinho even issued a public statement:

"I'm the real deal!"

"I'm definitely not afraid of Lee Polo!"

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"Hey bro, you are too ruthless!"

"But it feels so good to be able to slap those French guys in the face!"

"Just the video of your goal, I watched it for 15 minutes!"

After accepting the interview, Lee Polo took his luxury car to the St. George Park training base to prepare for the new national team training session.

As soon as he finished reporting, he was greeted by a lot of rainbow farts from his teammates.

For example, captain Henderson, with his smiling face, could not tell at all that a week ago, the Liverpool team he led had just been scored by Lee Polo for 6 goals...

Kane also sent compliments in his own broken English, but Lee Polo only understood 30% of the accent...

Among this group of national team members, Li Polo saw some unfamiliar faces again.

For example, his club teammates Cahill and Loftus-Cheek both lost the draft.

After all, Cahill is 33 years old and has reached the age to retire.

Loftus-Cheek is too young and has not been able to get enough playing time to prove himself at Chelsea, so it is not surprising that he was not selected.

Contrary to the old and young players, the names of players such as Barkley, Chilwell, Maddison, Winks, Chalobah, and Mount were added to the squad.

The youngest one is even only 18 years old-Jadon Sancho.

It is worth mentioning that Sancho, who was born in 2000, although he came from Manchester City's youth training camp, currently plays for Dortmund in the Bundesliga. He is the only player among this group of players who has "study overseas"!

Similar to Germany and Italy, the England national team often pays more attention to players who play in their home leagues, and they don't even bother to inspect those players who are playing abroad!

It may be that Southgate saw the match between Dortmund and Arsenal in the second round of the Champions League group stage. Sancho, who was struggling alone outside, was unexpectedly called up by the Three Lions.

After seeing this young man's household registration book, Li Polo couldn't help but slap his thigh:

[This summer, how come you forgot him?]

[If we poach him to New Wimbledon, train him for two years and then sell him, he will start at 100 million!]

(End of chapter)