The biggest fanatic in football

Pickford, the first goalkeeper of the England national team, finally showed a happy smile.

Because after playing a friendly match against the Japanese team, substitute goalkeeper James Shea suffered from the flu and had to go home early to rest.

In the following two UEFA Nations League group matches, Pickford was able to naturally squeeze out the above-mentioned person and become the first-choice goalkeeper!

His first opponent is the 2018 World Cup runner-up, the "European Red Devils", the Belgian team! -

"Thorgan, why didn't your eldest brother come?"

On November 17, still at the new Wembley Stadium, Lee Polo faced this familiar opponent.

He raised the above question to Thorgan Hazard, who started the game:

"He's not avoiding me, is he?"

Little Azar snorted slightly embarrassed:

"He's hurt."

As Hazard's younger brother, Hazard was also a Chelsea player back then - obviously as a bonus.

But in the Chelsea first team where Lukaku, Salah and De Bruyne were unable to get stable opportunities, Hazard had no place at all and was eventually purged out by Mourinho.

After several seasons of hard work, he carved a niche in the Bundesliga and gradually became a regular player for the Belgian national team.

Of course, an important reason why Hazard was able to get more opportunities in the national team is... Hazard, who is also a left winger with him, has suffered too many injuries in the past two years!

Since leaving Chelsea in the summer of 2019 and joining Real Madrid, Hazard, who could maintain an attendance rate of 90% every season, suddenly became a vitreous. He suffered four injuries in the first season and took a total of five rests.

In March, he missed 60% of the team’s games!

Hazard, who has been unable to find his form for a long time, has only played 16 times in the league, 6 times in the Champions League, and 2 times in the cup. In 24 games combined, he only scored a pitiful goal. He can't find the top scorer in the Premier League at all.

The two superstars, the Ballon d'Or and the top three in the world's footballers...

Compared to his last season at Chelsea, he played 48 games in all competitions and scored a full 40 goals!

——For comparison, the strong and strong Lee Polo only participated in 52 games and scored 342 goals.

That was the season with the most terrifying scoring efficiency in his career, and it was also an important reason why Real Madrid bought him out.

But he didn't expect that just after he left Chelsea, he encountered a ruthless curse beyond imagination!

Real Madrid fans already regard Hazard as the first parallel import in team history!

After seeing Hazard, Bell, whose condition has also declined due to frequent injuries, is simply worth the money!

After all, Bell also won several heavyweight championships for Real Madrid!

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In addition to Hazard missing due to injury, there are many main players in the Belgian team who did not play.

For example, their main goalkeeper Courtois accidentally strained his thigh muscle because he trained too hard the previous afternoon...

As a popular candidate for the best goalkeeper in the world in recent years, many people have expressed hope for Courtois, hoping that he can create some difficulties for Lipolo, but they did not expect that this duel was over before it even started.

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In addition, there are also former Chelsea player Batshuayi, two defenders Alderweireld and Vertonghen, midfielders Tielemans, Dembélé, Chadli...

Almost all the Belgian players who had appeared in the 2018 World Cup final were injured within a week before the game!

[UEFA did not agree to directly award the trophy to England, so Belgium chose to surrender!]

Belgium thought that by actively showing weakness, it could gain understanding from its opponents and make the game less ugly.

But looking at the group of "younger generation" opponents in front of him, Lee Polo showed no mercy.

Belgium has always been one of the top three teams in FIFA rankings, and has even occupied the top spot!

Facing such a super strong team, Lee Polo has always been very motivated!

He was afraid that more than ten years later, when those younger generations were studying his goals, they would suddenly say:

"30% of Lee Polo's goals were scored by teams ranked below 50 in the world!"

So...Belgium, who played with the second-line lineup, encountered the most violent bombing from Lee Polo!

He scored 21 goals in 82 minutes, averaging one goal every 4 minutes!

As for why he took a break after only playing 82 minutes?

This is basic respect for Belgium’s second team!

The other side has sent young people to fight, and he is also using practical actions to show:

"I didn't try my best either."

"Everyone is letting go!"

Lee Polo 21 goals and 1 pass, Rashford 2 goals and 1 pass, Rashford 1 goal and 3 passes, Henderson 1 goal and 5 passes, Wilshere 0 goals and 7 passes, Arnold 0 goals and 5 passes, Jones

0 goals, 1 pass, Maguire, 1 goal, 2 passes...

The mighty "European Red Devils" Belgium, at their peak moment, faced the most painful defeat in history!

26:0!

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Just three days later, on November 20, England met their fourth-round opponent, Denmark, at home.

As the homeland of Andersen, the world-famous "fairy tale kingdom", Denmark once magically won the European Cup in 1992 and staged a fairy tale. But this time, from the head coach to the players and their domestic fans, there was no illusion at all.

fairy tale".

What Eriksen, Hojbjerg, Christensen, Dolberg, Schmeichel...

These main players did not travel with the team at all!

Instead, most of them enjoy family happiness in a warm home!

Lee Polo, who had watched the 2020 European Cup in his previous life, could not worry about Eriksson's heart and ravage the young people of the Danish team... to his heart's content!

The Danish team's reserve strength is obviously not as good as Belgium's. In front of Lee Polo, who is full of firepower, they are even inferior to the Japanese team's European lineup...

However, compared to the Japanese players who are full of professionalism, the young people in Denmark are obviously more Buddhist.

Every time England scored a goal, the Danish side would be dejected for a long time, resulting in a great waste of kick-off time.

Therefore...even though the opponent was not as strong as the Japanese team, Lee Polo's goals did not exceed 28 goals, but stopped at 26 goals.

The score of the entire game was also fixed at 28:0...

Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who was studying the video in Manchester, was trembling while feeling extremely lucky:

"In three national team games, Lee Polo scored a total of 75 goals! An average of 25 goals per game!"

"This guy... was really conserving his strength before!"

"Fortunately, fortunately, thanks to Gary Neville, we don't have to face such a tragic result!"

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On November 23, the anxious Solskjaer finally ushered in the ninth round of the Premier League.

Wimbledon visits Old Trafford as scheduled.

Ferguson also appeared in the stands at home, accompanied by his children.

The live broadcast gave him so many shots from the beginning that Lineker couldn't help but worry:

"I hope that after Lee Polo appears in the second half, his heart can still hold on..."

His worries were obviously unnecessary.

Because Manchester United seems to have been prepared!

Less than 10 minutes into the game, defender Maguire staged a "suicide defense" in a set-piece defense. He overwhelmed Haaland and headed Cazorla's pass into his own door!

1:0!

Just 3 minutes later, Manchester United's core Bruno Fernandez "panicked" when faced with Locatelli's attack, and made a major mistake in the back pass!

The ball passed through the space between Lindelof and Maguire, and Origi, who started the game, successfully countered the offside with a smart kick - if there was an offside - and pushed the ball to expand the score!

2:0!

In the 18th minute, faced with Diaz's inward long-range shot, De Gea, who was originally good at "Geya sitting in the lotus", had no reaction and allowed the low ball, which was not tricky, to pass through his legs.

It slipped through!

3:0!

The game lasted less than 20 minutes, and Manchester United, playing at home, fell behind by three goals!

Looking at the "full cast" of Manchester United players, Lineker was speechless!

[As a football gentleman who has never received a yellow card in his career, he only thinks the behavior of these people is too shocking!]

The live camera showed Ferguson in the stands again.

There was a slight unhealthy blush on the face of the Red Devil Godfather, and his clenched fists were trembling slightly.

Guest Neville in the live broadcast room couldn't help but complain:

[Ole, I asked you to show weakness, but I didn’t let you humiliate yourself like this!]

Li Polo, sitting on the visiting team's bench, also looked solemn:

【Forget it...I won’t play in this game!】

[Forcing Manchester United to this point is enough! 】

Solskjaer, who was standing on the sidelines, looked pale and didn't look like he was performing at all:

[The show of weakness scenes I arranged are not these! 】

[Maguire, B Fee, and De Gea... Are these all their true abilities? 】

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Tomorrow is Saturday, and the temperature has dropped to minus 18 degrees. The idiot leader actually arranged for everyone to participate in the New Year health running event early in the morning...