The biggest fanatic in football

Entering the 2021-2022 season, the order of football has finally returned to normal.

The stadium, which had been empty for more than a year, once again welcomed noisy fans.

After winning the European Cup, Lee Polo encountered a minor problem:

Many of my Wimbledon teammates have had disputes with the club...

For example, Haaland, whom he regards as his successor, has expressed his hope of transfer through his agent.

The reason is simple:

"Haaland has no right to fire in the team!"

"This seriously restricts Haaland's further development!"

Looking at Haaland's season data, Lee Polo couldn't help but want to curse:

"54 appearances, 68 goals, 103 assists, European Silver Boot, third in the assists list... What further development do you want?"

In order to put pressure on the crazy gang, the agent released another rumor:

"Real Madrid is willing to pay £200 million!"

In this era of global economic malaise, £200 million is really a lot!

Li Polo immediately issued instructions to General Manager Powell:

"sold!"

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In order to fight against the rising Wimbledon, Real Madrid president Florentino began to rebuild the Galacticos.

Not only did he poach No. 2 striker Haaland from the Mad Gang, he also bought another talented superstar from Paris Saint-Germain at the same price - Mbappe!

Of course, having only a shooter is not enough. In order to solve the problem of aging defense, Lafayette poached Alaba from Bundesliga hegemon Bayern with a high salary, and signed the nearly 21-year-old Alaba from French Ligue 1 Rennes for 30 million euros.

Brazilian midfielder Camavinga.

At the same time, Pogba, who has only one year left on his contract, was bought from Manchester United, taking the team's creativity to another level!

At this point, the third generation of Galaxy Battleship officially sets sail!

Goalkeeper: Courtois, Lunin

Defenders: Carvajal, Militao, Alaba, Mendy, Nacho, Marcelo, Odriozola

Midfielder: Modric, Camavinga, Casemiro, Pogba, Kroos, Isco, Valverde, Ceballos

Forwards: Mbappe, Haaland, Benzema, Vinicius, Rodrigo, Bale, Hazard, Asensio, Vazquez, Mariano

",Madrid!"

Soon after the ambitious Florentino shouted the slogan, UEFA made a cunning move.

They directly drew lots for the Champions League group stage, drawing the new Champions League champions Wimbledon and La Liga runner-up Real Madrid into the same group!

Group D: New Wimbledon, Real Madrid, Ajax, AC Milan!

Lee Polo, who had just received the UEFA Player of the Year honor, said meaningfully:

"Ajax and Milan are both very good teams. No matter which one of them enters the knockout rounds, I will be very happy!"

Ancelotti, who had just taken over the Real Madrid coach from the resigned Zidane, quickly called Florentino:

"Is it too late for me to regret it now?"

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After all, Real Madrid's strength is still better than that of Jia Fu and Milan. They won all four matches and gave no hope to their opponents.

Because they know very well that unless the crazy gang lets loose on Milan or Jia Fu, Real Madrid will never fall to the third position in the group.

But now Li Polo will no longer allow his team to lose on purpose!

Wimbledon lived up to Real Madrid's expectations, winning all 6 games and qualifying strongly with the Galacticos!

In the knockout round, they each defeated their opponents and met again in the final...

The third-generation Galaxy Battleship was sunk by the Mad Gang for the third time in one season!

In the past season, Li Polo has discovered a problem:

His scoring efficiency has obviously reached a bottleneck!

This season, he played 38 league games, 5 League Cup games, 6 FA Cup games, 11 Champions League games, 1 European Super League game, 1 Community Shield game, and 2 Club World Cup games on behalf of the Kuang Gang. In these 64 games,

He scored a total of 1,398 goals, averaging 21.84 goals per game.

Although this efficiency is very high, compared with 17.8 goals last season, it is only an increase of 22.7%, and the progress momentum has dropped off a cliff!

Although he racked up points like crazy in the national team games, the number of games was limited after all: a total of 273 goals in 10 games.

Even if the 136 goals in 7 games of the European Cup are included, it is only 409 goals in 17 games.

Taken together, from June 2020 to June 2021, Lee Polo played a total of 81 games and scored 1,807 goals.

Average 22.3 goals per game!

According to the scoring rules of basketball, a penalty kick counts as 1 point, a shot in the penalty area counts as 2 points, and a long shot counts as 3 points. Lee Polo is also a scoring maniac who can average 50+ points per game!

This season’s NBA scoring leader, Stephen Curry, only averages 32 points per game!

Lee Polo single-handedly blocked the mouths of those basketball enthusiasts:

"Who said there are few goals in football matches?"

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To be honest, there must be a limit to the number of goals that can be scored in a 90-minute football match.

In June 2022, it took Lee Polo another season to reach this conclusion.

In the past season, while the number of appearances in the club remained unchanged, he scored a total of 1,613 goals, averaging 25.2 goals per game!

At the national team level, where it is easier to earn points, he only scored 311 goals in 10 games.

The two items totaled 1,924 goals in 74 games, averaging just 26 goals per game...

After reaching this state, it is almost difficult to reach the sky if you want to go further!

At this time, Lee Polo's seven attributes have all reached full value, so theoretically speaking, he already represents the limit of human beings.

Unless the opponent is too weak, it is really difficult to score 30 goals in a single game!

Even if he is as strong as Lee Polo, he cannot maintain the efficiency of one goal in three minutes!

After all, his opponent will definitely try every means to defend and waste time, thereby disrupting the rhythm of the attack.

To put it another way, in the match against the Kuang Gang, his opponents were no longer seeking to actively attack and restrict Li Polo, but were pursuing more bad performances on the basis of defense!

And due to various reasons, the referee also turned a blind eye to such behavior...

So this season, there are a total of 7 referees in European football. Unfortunately, accidents occurred during the game, such as being hit in the head by a ball, having a calf broken by a player, or even doing the splits inexplicably after just looking at Lee Polo.

Injured muscles...

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In December 2022, the Qatar World Cup will start as scheduled.

With overwhelming momentum, England swept through the United States, Wales, and Iran in the group stage, defeated Senegal, France, and Morocco in the knockout round, and finally met Argentina in the final.

Facing the already ruined Messi, Di Maria, DePaul, and Lee Polo, they suddenly understood one thing.

His eyes swept past Messi and landed on his club teammate DePaul:

"Two years ago, you transferred from Barcelona to Wimbledon at a low price. This is what you meant!"

DePaul, with a stubble on his face, stood closely behind Messi, like a loyal bodyguard.

Facing Lee Polo's doubts, he smiled very openly:

"Yes, Polo, you and I are teammates and very good friends, but... Leo is my eldest brother! He is my only belief!"

His eyes are extremely firm, like a martyr who is ready to sacrifice his life for the country at any time:

"The reason why I am lurking next to you is to study you at the closest distance and then...defeat you!"

Li Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"Then what? What results did you get from your research?"

The determined expression on DePaul's face collapsed in an instant!

He played in the Kuang Gang for two and a half seasons. Not only did he not develop any way to deal with Lee Polo, but he watched Lee Polo evolve from an ordinary person who averaged 10 goals per game at the beginning to a monster who averages 25 goals per game today!

"Sorry, Polo."

DePaul gritted his teeth:

"For Argentina, I can only choose...to die with you!"

In the 10th minute of the game, when DePaul was defending Lee Polo, he used an all-out flying tackle to fly away his opponent!

Lee Polo rolled several times on the ground, and finally hit Otamendi hard, who came to defend him. The latter's legs immediately weakened and he fell to the ground!

Otamendi was carried out of the stadium by the team doctor, but he saw Lee Polo standing up like nothing happened.

DePaul's heart is broken!

He fought for a red card, but only killed his own teammates!

Argentina, which was fighting more with less, had no choice but to retreat with all its players during the game, but was still defeated repeatedly by the Three Lions led by Lee Polo!

"Dip, drip, drip~~~"

As the final whistle blew, England successfully defended its World Cup title in Qatar!

Argentina was one step away from the Hercules Cup and failed again!

In this cold winter, Messi announced that he will leave the mainstream league at the end of the season!

And as early as the hot summer, his lifelong enemy Cristiano Ronaldo had already switched to the American Major League to retire and go gold mining!

Play football for fun, not for abuse!

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【The next chapter is ready!】