The biggest fanatic in football

"Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha..."

After pushing the shot into the empty goal, Lee Polo lay directly on Tottenham's goal line, fully stretching his limbs, looking up to the sky and laughing.

From the top of the arc in his own penalty area, he ran all the way to the opponent's penalty area. The distance was more than 80 meters.

Among them, he also completed stopping the ball, wading the ball, and riding a bicycle for one and a half times!

This is already the most technically valuable game in my life!

Of course, the one and a half steps on the bicycle were not intentional, but because my physical fitness could not keep up, and my movements were directly deformed!

The 80-meter long run completely drained the last bit of his physical energy. Now he was lying flat on the turf, but he still felt as if his lungs were about to explode!

Except for Akinfenwa, who took two symbolic steps toward him, the Wimbledon players all stayed in their own half. Rigg and Porter wanted to support him, but there was really no way.

Their legs were no longer strong enough to support another high-speed sprint, and even running over to celebrate was a bit difficult.

So they simply imitated the last celebration:

Everyone just lay down on the spot!

It is a kind of echo of Lee Polo, and it can also take the opportunity to relax your limbs and restore a little physical energy!

-

"Everyone, get up!"

Tottenham coach Pochettino was so anxious that he jumped up and roared at the defender and goalkeeper who were kneeling on the field:

"The game is not over yet! We still have time!"

If it were not an issue of identity, he would even use the example of Chelsea defeating Bayern to win the Champions League two years ago to encourage them.

[Think about Drogba at Chelsea in 2012, Robben at Bayern in 2013, Ramos at Real Madrid in 2014, and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Manchester United a long time ago. There are so many living role models.

Can’t you all learn from it?】

[There are two minutes left in the game, plus injury time, we still have at least 5 minutes to chase points. Don’t give up early!]

Perhaps sensing the head coach's tenacious fighting spirit, the Tottenham players quickly cheered up. Lori picked up the ball from the goal and passed it to his teammates near the center circle. Then he looked down at Li, who was still breathing heavily.

Polo:

"Is it time to get up?"

"Ha, ha, ha...I can't get up! Hahaha..."

Li Poluo panted and acted rogue.

Lori had no choice but to bend down, reach out and pull the bastard up from the ground, and then push hard outside the penalty area!

But as soon as he let go, Li Polo fell to the ground with a "pop"!

Just listen to the Kuang Gang No. 1 raising his right hand with difficulty and shouting to the referee in the distance:

"Referee, someone attacked me!"

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"What the hell!"

"Aren't you tired of riding horses? Why are you calling the referee so loudly?!"

【Negative emotions from Lori, 10!】

Lori's eyes twitched and he subconsciously looked at the referee.

He has not forgotten that it was this bastard who used a realistic performance in the game against Liverpool to directly explode Coutinho's mentality and send him out with a red card!

Fortunately, the referee didn't have any intention of taking out the cards and just hooked Li Polo, indicating that he could get up from the ground.

Li Polo, who failed to cause a foul, shook his head and slowly stood up.

He glanced at Lori, who was trembling with anger, and walked toward the center circle with some regret.

[If you can send off the French national goalkeeper, will you be able to score goals in the next game without riding a bicycle?]

When the Wimbledon players ended their celebrations and slowly returned to their respective positions, Kane immediately kicked the ball to Eriksen.

There are still 3 minutes left and Tottenham still have a chance!

Let’s score a goal first!

-

Everyone at Wimbledon retreated, and the injury time turned into an offensive training match within the Tottenham team.

Eriksen, Kane, and Chadli all raised their thighs, and as long as there was a slight opening, they chose to shoot directly!

But they didn't take a look. Wimbledon directly arranged eight defensive players in the penalty area. How could they get in?

In these three minutes, the ball boys at White Hart Lane were more active than ever. As soon as the ball flew out of the baseline, they immediately threw it into the field.

On the contrary, Wimbledon players, even if they have the ball, they have to slowly delay it for three to five seconds.

Seeing that the referee wanted to help Tottenham make up half a minute, after knocking over Eriksen again, Lee Polo lay down directly on the ground, holding his left leg and rolling around:

"Referee, I have cramps! Come and help me press my legs!"

The referee looked at his performance speechlessly:

"Can you be a little more sincere? I can believe you when you say you were bruised. How can you still roll around after having cramps?"

Li Polo immediately lay down and said:

"Just blow the whistle, referee! It's hard even for me lying on the ground!"

The referee rolled his eyes, but still picked up the whistle:

"Drip, drip, drip!!!"

-

"Wimbledon is very strong. I had expected it, so I sent almost all the main players."

Fifteen minutes later, Pochettino appeared at the press conference.

With a lonely look on his face, he looked at reporters from dozens of media and could only lower his head:

"After watching the videos of them defeating Manchester United and Liverpool, we also formulated detailed response tactics, but we still did not achieve the desired outcome.

Today, my opponent taught me a lesson, especially their No. 1 player. When he changed from central defender to midfielder, I have to admit that my central attack was almost frozen by him."

He raised his eyes slightly and asked sincerely:

"It is still the winter window transfer period. If Wimbledon is willing to let him go, I believe that Mr. Levi will definitely be willing to provide a satisfactory offer!"

Suddenly there was a commotion inside the venue.

Is Pochettino publicly stating... that he wants to sign Lee Polo?

Are you kidding?!

From the fourth level to the top league directly, even the former "most inspiring grassroots player" Vardy only went from the fifth level to the second level of the English Championship!

Adlay, who took the stage next, was immediately asked about this topic.

And he immediately refuted:

"My player is so good that our opponents directly want to poach him, and I am very proud of that. As a head coach, of course I hope that our players can reach a higher stage, but... you

What do you say, Polo?"

Of course, Lee Polo, who was sitting next to him, couldn't say "Coach, I want to go to the Premier League", but agreed with his point of view:

"At least not today, nor in a week, boss."

They will return to home to play the second round against Tottenham in a week, so he comforted his coach like this.

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Adre nodded and generously handed the microphone directly to him.

The reporters were very satisfied with his self-knowledge and immediately asked questions:

"Polo, what you just said means that you are ready to leave Wimbledon? Is there any team you want to join?"

Li Polo was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the words he used to deal with the head coach would still be interpreted.

He simply nodded:

"I want to join Real Madrid."

The venue suddenly became quiet.

Some people even laughed uncontrollably.

real Madrid?

You are so funny!

They only won the tenth Champions League trophy in team history half a year ago, making them the most powerful club in history!

Why would you, a semi-amateur player like you who can't even ride a bicycle, join Real Madrid?

Just because you are handsome, can you help sell jerseys?

But after hearing such a fantasy-like answer, those reporters, who were afraid of the world being in chaos, also lost their patience in fanning the flames.

Only one person insisted on asking:

"Why Real Madrid? Why not Barcelona?"

Li Polo randomly found a reason:

"You know, I am a poor guy who plays amateur football. I want to join Real Madrid to make a lot of money. If I choose Barcelona, ​​I am afraid that they will ask me to reduce my weekly salary or even play for them for free!"

Eto'o, Fabregas, Mascherano, Suarez, Coutinho, Paulinho, Griezmann, Arthur, Aguero, Depay, Traore, Auba

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【Talk about money is too vulgar!】

[Football players should also not forget their original aspirations!]

【What we love is truly pure football!】

Neymar, Dembélé retweeted:

"If you don't change, you are not from Barcelona!"