The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 19 Dog Licking Diary

The holy light had disappeared. Rohan touched his newly intact chest and let out a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, except for a faint Skaven mark, his ribs had also been repaired.

"By the way, there's also that damn horned rat! I don't know what his curse is?"

When he thought that he was cursed inexplicably, Luo Han felt angry and hurriedly opened the system panel to check.

After a brief check, Luohan found that none of his attributes had any. Only in the last attribute column, a new green description appeared:

【The Curse of the Horned Rat】

[The evil curse brought down by the infamy of the Great Horned Rat, although it has been reduced to a minimum by the Holy Light of Mist and the system, it will still cause unknown negative effects on the host!]

Unknown negative effects?

Luo Han felt a little wary about Dai Youwei's word "unknown" in this entry. After all, the effect could be physical or mental!

"System, is there a way to completely eliminate this [Curse of the Horned Rat]?"

"Ding! The characteristics have been bound. Please find a way to unbind the host."

The cold words of the system reached his ears, making Luo Han couldn't help but become nervous. After all, the Big Horned Rat is also a serious god of chaos, and his curse is extraordinary!

But Rohan did not continue to delve deeper for the time being, because Dario had already rushed over with a list of names. From his frown, Rohan had vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

"Ding! It is detected that [Dread Spearman]*2 has been blessed, and a new unit is unlocked: [Silver Mist Guard]!"

Thinking of this, Rohan decided to continue his expedition to another world. Although this move would be very risky, the rewards would be even richer!

12,000 gold, although it seems like a lot, is a drop in the bucket for Glen Town and Black Ark, which are in desperate need of development. It can only be enough for Rohan to maintain the basic livelihood of the territory.

Rohan could feel the dumbfounded gazes of the soldiers behind him looking at him. Even though he had developed a thick skin over a hundred years, he couldn't help but blush.

Who can guarantee that Ladelia will not choose the divine choice from the high elves of Yris?

So Rohan's strategy is:

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Rohan led everyone to start praying, asking Radelia to come and give them strength.

What Luo Han just said was a reference to the "Dog Licking Quotes" compiled by those dog licking warriors who had been rejected countless times in previous lives!

Ms. Mist is also a lady! She has never been so praised by anyone in her simplicity, and she was shy and disconnected from the icon for a while!

How did Lohan know that "Dog Licking Quotes" was so powerful? He thought that what he just said had offended the lady, and he was so frightened that he almost broke out in a cold sweat.

The clipper Rohan is talking about is a sailing longship commonly used by Black Ark pirates. Due to its large capacity and fast speed, it is often used for gang-hopping and reconnaissance.

Ignoring the auditory hallucination just now, he now needs to return to his alchemy room and study carefully how to enhance his own strength.

Every Drukhi warrior is a proud warrior. They all confidently believe that they are better than other colleagues and can win the favor of Lady Mist!

Just when Rohan was feeling uneasy, the originally dim icon suddenly emitted a dazzling light again, wrapping Rohan and the soldiers around him!

"Ms. Mist has sent down the divine revelation. Tomorrow, we will select those warriors who are good enough to become the temple guards of Lady Mist and receive blessings!"

Although he received 12,000 gold for completing the system task, Luohan's original goal was to go to another world to open up a colony, not these petty profits!

Not only are slaves needed, but also rare birds and animals from other worlds and unusual handicrafts are what Rohan needs. These are the bulk of the expedition!

After all, in distant Yris, there is a temple far more magnificent than the temple on the Black Ark of Rohan.

According to his inquiries in the Nagarond Library, from ancient times to the present, the Lady of the Mist, Ladelia, has not been chosen by God!

Rohan also knelt down on one knee. Although his body had been transformed by Radelia and could use some magic power, Rohan's appetite was not that good.

Luohan came to the square full of energy. Nearly a thousand warriors had already gathered here. They all gathered here spontaneously, hoping that they could be selected.

Sure enough, after Dario confirmed that Rohan's injury had been treated, he reported with a serious face:

"Sir, we have unfortunate news. During this siege, we lost the combat effectiveness of nearly four hundred outstanding soldiers. Most of them were burned and are not suitable to go to the battlefield again in the short term."

Luohan: I thought I heard the village girl’s voice just now?

As long as I lick fast enough, other licking dogs won't be able to start!

Taking a secret glance at the unresponsive holy light on the icon, Luohan couldn't help but swallow his saliva and moisten his dry throat.

Even the adjutant Daario came to the square, holding the silver leaf symbolizing the Lady of the Mist tightly in his hand.

Is the goddess dissatisfied with my words of praise?

Now Lohan's strength is very embarrassing. He is in the embarrassing situation where he can defeat anyone but cannot beat anyone. Therefore, Lohan urgently needs to research a trump card!

"Ouch!"

Therefore, Lohan's goal this time is to see if he can become the first lady to lick...the divine choice!

"Madam, thank you again for blessing me and my warriors. Your holy light is like the bright moon in the sky. We are willing to bathe in your holy light forever and follow the supreme, supreme, mysterious and beautiful you...

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(It is said that the great demon Slaanesh was beaten to death on the spot before he even had time to take off his pants...)

Although Lady Mist's divine power is not as good as Asuryan, the Lord of Heaven, she should be able to compete with the Horned Rat before ET.

For a long time, the high elves of Yris have only regarded Ladelia as their patron saint. Although they have praised her greatly, they have only been spoken words without emotion.

There was no way, in order to please Ms. Misty, he spent nearly a night thinking about how to lick Ms. Misty to make her happy.

Hearing that the losses were so heavy, Rohan couldn't help but take a deep breath and fell into deep thought.

Therefore, Daario decided to come and see if he could be favored by the Lady of the Mist and strive to become a Mist Walker.

The speech lasted for several minutes and was full of words of praise and praise. Not to mention the Druchi warriors, even Ladelia who was sitting in heaven was shocked!

Rohan didn't know that Radelia was not dissatisfied with Rohan's compliments, but was so satisfied that she was so happy that she immediately disconnected and covered her face with a giggle.

----the next day----

Didn’t you see, the first Asuryan god chose the Phoenix King Aenarion, and after sacrificing himself from the Asuryan Temple, he rushed out of the temple naked, and slaughtered all the demon legions outside with his bare hands.

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"Soldiers! We once again defeated a powerful enemy. Not only did we successfully defeat the dirty rats, but the great Lady of the Mist also defeated the evil horned evil god. Victory belongs to us!"

After a while, Radelia's consciousness connected with the request of Rohan and others, but after looking at everyone present, she just lowered a ray of holy light and fell on the holy statue.

Looking at the holy statue that was emitting dazzling light, everyone knelt down on one knee and swore their loyalty to Lady Mist.

"Furthermore, we have also lost 4 Reaper Ballistas. I suggest canceling the journey to another world and returning to Gran Town to replenish troops and supplies."

"Ding! The host has gained a new characteristic: [Mist Stalker]!"

"Have a team of gloomy swordsmen escort the wounded back to Grand Town. I remember how many fast ships the Black Ark has?"

The soldiers cheered. They all saw the green lightning that appeared and struck Rohan, and they also witnessed the holy light falling from the sky healing Rohan, so they were all full of expectations for the next expedition!

Seeing that the soldiers' emotions were aroused, Rohan immediately shouted:

"Ding! It is detected that [Dark Shadow] has been blessed, and a new unit is unlocked: [Silver Mist Hunter]!"

"Praise to the Misty Lady! Praise to the Holy Light!"

"For dy!"

Dario was a little surprised and was about to persuade Rohan when he met Rohan's firm eyes. After hesitating for a moment, he saluted to Rohan and turned around to leave.

"Long live!"

At this time, Rohan stood up from the floor. The phantom pain in his chest made him laugh to himself. Then he looked at the soldiers surrounding him and shouted:

What should I do? If I had known better, I wouldn't have licked him so harshly. Now it's better. It seems that I even made the lady angry!

Since following Rohan, Dario has realized that his strength is really insufficient. Although Rohan appointed him as his adjutant, he still blamed himself and found that he was not of much use on the battlefield.

Then, still naked, he rode on the strongest dragon in Ulthuan, Indragunir, and killed an entire demon army.

A series of system prompts made Rohan freeze on the spot, and then he felt a burst of ecstasy. When he was about to look up at the icon of Lady Misty to thank him, he found that the holy light had begun to dissipate.

Rohan stood up and looked at the audience curiously, and then he was pleasantly surprised to see the changes in his soldiers:

I saw that the fear spearman who was originally wearing black armor had a completely new look, replaced by a silver-white mithril steel armor. The shield and spear in his hand also disappeared, replaced by a majestic-looking silver halberd!

The changes in the shadows are even greater:

The original cyberpunk-style single ponytail turned into a beautiful silver-white short hair, and the dirty and monotonous beast leather armor on her body also turned into a clean and elegant silver.

The repeating crossbow in his hand has become smaller, but the bowstring made of unknown gold wire and the enchanted eagle head on the top of the crossbow are something that people dare not underestimate!

PS: I’ve signed a contract~ Are you saying that only 60 chapters can be released? Is it a big loss for me to have 3,000 words in one chapter? (Doge)

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