The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 312 Tears of Illiteracy

Author: Bamboo Basket Frame Water

Chapter 312 Tears of Illiteracy

As Yara officially became the new ruler of the Iron Islands, every ironborn port began to build longships for crossing the sea, striving to hone their fighting skills.

Although most of the Iron Fleet that once crossed the sea has been destroyed by the elves, because Yara purchased a large amount of high-quality wood and blueprints from the elves through loans, the strength of the Iron Fleet has not decreased but increased!

A large number of old rowing long boats were eliminated and dismantled, and were replaced by giant sailing ships hundreds of meters long. They were also equipped with powerful trebuchets and rams, which could be said to be armed to the teeth.

Of course, the Ironborn didn't know that these sailing warships were actually just modified based on the landing craft blueprints of the Druchi elves, but this still couldn't stop their greed for wealth.

Even though the number of these sailing battleships is relatively scarce due to production capacity issues, the commander-in-chief of the Iron Fleet, Victarion, is still confident.

"Don't worry, Yara. As long as the Iron Fleet can be fully equipped with these new warships with superior performance, then I will personally bring back that old Tywin's head!"

In Pike City, Yara stood on the top of the castle just like his deceased father, admiring with satisfaction the iron fleet moored in the Port of King's Harbor in the distance, and his heart was filled with joy.

Hearing her uncle's answer, although Yara was a little dissatisfied with Victarion's name for her, she still nodded and responded:

"Go and inform the shipwrights to speed up the construction of warships. Although the elves have not expressed dissatisfaction with our progress, we still need to build a fleet that can cross the ocean as soon as possible."

"Don't worry, I have already formulated the next battle strategy with the captains. Once the war starts, we will control the entire sea!"

Regarding Yara's worries, Victarion couldn't help but show a look of pride on his face. After all, even as the commander of the Iron Fleet, he had never fought such a wealthy battle in his eight lives:

Since Daario cannot yet reveal that the elves have conquered the Iron Islands, 12,000 Pendor auxiliaries will land at Lannisport under the escort of the ironborn fleet and plunder this wealthy port.

As for the Western Fleet in Lannisport?

Haha, the weak sheep who have lived on the earth since childhood are destined to become wretches destroyed by sea monsters!

The Iron Fleet will take the opportunity to launch an attack on the isolated Fairy Island and take this island, which although not rich, is rich in various minerals, as its own.

After all, the wealth of Lannisport and Casterly Rock will belong to the elves, and although the Iron Islands are not qualified to participate in the dinner table, it would be delicious to have some leftover fish soup, right?

"Then do it as soon as possible. Although the elves are busy building all kinds of buildings that we can't understand, we probably don't have much time to waste."

Seeing how confident her uncle was, Yara had no intention of interrupting.

After all, in her opinion, although her uncle's political IQ was somewhat limited, even he felt a little ashamed of his military talents.

After all, the opponent was able to directly attack Lannisport where the Royal Navy and the Western Fleet gathered during the Greyjoy Rebellion decades ago, and burned most of the Royal Navy's outstanding commanders.

Looking at the giant black ark anchored in the center of the Iron Islands, Yara's eyes were slightly lost in thought and she murmured to herself:

"A new era is beckoning to us, are the Iron Islands really ready..."

Although she has embraced the elves, she actually doesn't know where she can lead the future of the Iron Islands.

Now, she can only pray that the Iron Islands and the Ironborn are important enough in the eyes of the elves.

————The North, Winterfell

"You are King Robert. Looking at your fat appearance, it seems that you can still carry the war hammer in your hand?"

Outside the walls of Winterfell, Rohan walked unscrupulously into the range of the archers and looked at the fat human king in front of him with some teasing.

As a Druch who often visited the slave market, Rohan had not seen fat human aristocrats before, but such a fat but muscular person was really rare!

"How brave!"

Hearing Rohan's taunt, the soldiers on the city wall all angrily raised their bows and arrows and pointed them at Rohan. They believed that as long as the king gave the order, they could shoot this pointed-eared hedgehog immediately.

Even Ed did not expect that Rohan would be so rude. After all, although these elves only behaved a little arrogantly at the Great Wall, they did not cause too much commotion.

But they obviously didn't expect that the other party would be so arrogant and domineering in formal occasions.

However, they don't know that Luo Han's current performance is actually relatively elegant and easy-going among elves.

Even if the elven envoys from Ulthuan came here and saw Robert with such thick body hair, he was already a competent diplomat to humans if he could resist saying "monkey".

However, unexpectedly, when faced with Rohan's exclamation, Robert not only did not show any anger, but instead patted his belly and said with a smile:

"Yeah, even though I'm as fat as a ball now, I was once the dream lover of thousands of girls!"

As an informal and generous king, Robert himself was actually very disgusted with diplomatic ceremonies with complicated etiquette. He preferred that everyone could open the skylight and speak frankly.

If Rohan really showed himself to be an envoy who paid attention to etiquette, then Robert might treat these Druchi elves and the Wild Hunt elves as the same.

As for the elf calling him fat?

Isn't that true?

Hearing Robert's self-mockery, Rohan couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at the human king in front of him who exuded a sense of friendship, and then said almost with emotion:

"I have to say that your character is really rare for a king. If every elf I know is as straightforward as you, why bother facing such a powerful enemy as Chaos?"

Thinking back to the Druchi lords I met, that one was not arrogant and domineering to the extreme, and would not surrender to anything except the Witch King and absolute force.

If the elves can really unite all their power, then Chaos is nothing!

As long as any one of Asul, Druchi and Asrai can give up their struggle for power and devote all their energy to fighting Chaos, then they can create a paradise where the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful.

Even now, as long as two of the three elven branches are willing to achieve full cooperation, then dispelling the chaotic forces on the surface of the mortal world is not a problem at all.

If all three branches come together...

The Four Gods of Chaos, didn't you say you were in subspace? Now I just got off the high-speed train and I'm in subspace. I'm here to catch you now. Wait!

Hearing Rohan's sigh, Robert couldn't help but have a flash of surprise in his eyes. Then he curiously put down the warhammer on his waist, and walked to the weirwood tree stump next to Rohan under the horrified gazes of the guards around him and asked:

"Right, I also think my character is quite good, but could you please ask me, what is the chaos you are talking about? Is there any enemy in this world that can make you elves find it difficult to deal with?

"

"Ah...that's a long story. Bring me the wine!"

Seeing that this king was actually willing to learn about the boring history of the elves, Rohan, who originally hoped to rule Westeros peacefully, naturally did not want to break up with him now.

Seeing that Ed and Shiri next to him seemed to be interested in coming to listen, Rohan simply ordered someone to bring a table and good wine, and began to tell the glorious history about Chaos and Elves.

Of course, in order to resonate and understand, Rohan selectively ignored all elements that were not conducive to the elves, exaggerating the evil of the four gods of chaos and the unreliability of the elven gods.

From the very beginning when the elves were massacred by demons, to the salvation of the first Phoenix King, and the feud between Malekith and Bel Shana...

Faced with such a history of elves' blood and tears that is full of glory and vendetta, the three of them enjoyed the fine elven wine provided by Rohan while immersed in this magnificent epic.

Poignant stories are often the most touching, especially after hearing that the 'Dragon Tamer' and dozens of high-level mages sacrificed themselves to create the Maelstrom, and that Aenarion entered the Temple of Cain alone, Robert's temperament

The person's eyes were even redder.

Of course, it is also possible that he was tortured to tears because he wanted to taste the spirit of the elves and wanted to die.

Rohan silently took out the fourth wine glass, placed it near the roots of the weirwood tree stump, and then began to tell his story by accidentally opening the portal.

Of course, there is an element of beautification that is indispensable:

From the arduous training as a child, to becoming a lord with a hundred years of service, and finally leading his family's private soldiers to travel to different worlds...

It has to be said that the history of Rohan's fortune can also be called a legend. Coupled with the background of so many great elves in the past, it immediately changed the image of Rohan in everyone's eyes.

In their eyes, Luo Han Yiran became a great man who kept traveling to other worlds to fight against chaos, trying to save the world with his own power.

Even the impoliteness shown by Rohan earlier was regarded by them as a slight indecent behavior caused by the long-term confrontation with the evil god of chaos.

Of course, this is under the condition that Rohan never mentions the countless crimes committed by the Druchi elves...

"So that's the case. With those evil gods from subspace as threats, the elves are still in a state of division. No wonder you need to travel to other worlds to find a way out."

After listening to Rohan's description, Ciri, who had experienced the disaster of Wild Hunt, immediately realized the purpose of Rohan's trip. It turned out that like the Wild Hunt, the race was on the brink of crisis?

However, the difference between the two sides is that Eredin and his men are entirely for the benefit of the Ein El elves themselves, while Rohan will even take the initiative to send troops for Kislev, thousands of miles away.

What a... great kind person... elf!

Thinking of this, even Ed, who had always been extremely wary of Robert, couldn't help but relax his eyes a little, and then he took the initiative to ask:

"I don't know why you came to our world. As long as the North is within its capabilities, I am willing to provide some support."

Bang~

Upon hearing Ed's inquiry, Rohan lost his grip on the wine glass and accidentally dropped it on the weirwood tree stump. The wine slowly flowed into the soil along the roots of the tree.

He really didn't expect that there would be such honest people in this world who were generous and did not care about the cost. He felt like crying for a moment.

Looking back on the Drukhi society, although there are not without kind-hearted elves, most of them are treated as mental patients and are ostracized, and even suffer wanton bullying from evil people.

As for Naggarond, it is a lawless place filled with boundless darkness and fear. Unless they are rich and powerful old nobles of the Black Dragon Banner like the Higgs family, no one dares to act unscrupulously.

In that kind of environment, even if you speculate on others with the worst malice, you will eventually find that you have underestimated Drucci's cruelty!

Young elves who have just entered Naggarond, as long as they are handsome or beautiful, will be targeted by the Joy Sect; while those who are relatively mediocre will be targeted by the staff of the arena.

In such an environment, Rohan has almost never encountered any low-level elves who dare to show their kindness. Most of them just use a cruel appearance to cover up their weak hearts.

As for Ed's kindness that almost shines on the world... he has not seen it for almost a hundred years!

"Actually, I came here with good intentions this time. Maybe we had some serious disputes not long ago, but that was just because we just ended the battle with the White Walkers and have not yet fully recovered. Please understand.

"

As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling person. Since Ed was willing to take the initiative to help him, he naturally would not shirk. Instead, he took out the treaty he had prepared and handed it to the other person:

"In order for our two worlds to have more friendly exchanges, I have drafted several treaties with Westeros in advance. Please take a look."

Looking at the treaty in front of him and the serious expression on Rohan's face, Robert immediately swallowed nervously.

It was not because he was worried about the hidden pitfalls of the agreement given to him by Lohan, but because of another serious issue:

He...is illiterate!

Although Rohan's treaty thoughtfully used the official language of Westeros, because Robert liked to wield swords and guns when he was young, and he had always had maesters to help with all kinds of letters, he was very reluctant to do so.

Less need to write by yourself.

It seems like the last time I wrote was in the Eyrie City a few decades ago, right?

(End of chapter)