The Bizarre Adventure of the Warhammer Elves

Chapter 32 The Rude Prince

In the palace hall, the old king was putting on his most gorgeous golden armor with the help of his attendants.

Looking at his slightly exaggerated self in the mirror, the old king couldn't help but said:

"Wouldn't this seem too frivolous? Maybe you should wear the same plate armor you use in battle?"

Next to the throne, a young woman was helping the king tidy up his red cloak. She heard the king's thoughts and smiled:

"Father, this is just a welcome ceremony, not a battle. There is no need to be so exaggerated."

"My daughter, you have to know that this is the first time that humans have come into contact with other races. There may be forces outside the Albion continent. We must be careful!"

Isabel shook her head helplessly. His father was good at everything, but he was too cautious.

The elves in the legend are all simple and kind-hearted, how could they be dangerous?

She had read the letter sent by Count Carmen. These elves were very polite and did not actively provoke disputes.

The old king looked at his daughter, whom he did not care about, and sighed:

"You are so naive. How do we know if these elves are pretending to be kind?"

"According to what you said, the Prince Harley you asked me to marry is also pretending to be respectful and humble?"

Since Rohan had never seen other human palaces, he gave a pertinent answer after comparing the Black Castle of Naggarond and the bloody altar of Hal Goncy.

Although Daario said this in Elvish, anyone could see the evil spirit in his beautiful face.

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We also hope to change the elf leader!

Rohan in phoenix armor and Daario in lion robe are both considered handsome among elves.

Light-hearted jokes can bring people closer together, and Elmont's attitude has become more easy-going.

"Your Majesty, all your armor has been put on."

But Elmont didn't think so. Seeing that there was not much shock on Rohan's face, he asked curiously:

Seeing Rohan constantly looking at the palace, Elmont asked with some pride:

"I heard that Lord Messenger has seen other human kingdoms. How is our palace?"

————Inside Shihu City

When he thought of someone who was handsome, lived longer, and was better than himself, Elmont felt a burst of emotion in his heart.

"Prince Harley, your behavior just now was disrespectful..."

Hearing this voice, the smile on Elmont's face froze. He turned his head to see which bastard was so rude, then frowned and saluted:

"This is the elf? Why do I think they are a group of circus people wearing pointy ears and fancy costumes, using clumsy tricks to deceive the king? But I heard that they built a heretical church and made a lot of money."

Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar human buildings, Rohan couldn't help but reminisce.

"Don't sigh. The longevity of elves allows us to hone our martial arts for hundreds of years. You don't have to feel depressed about your weakness."

Hearing this, Elmont looked bitter.

"Sir, I told you these humans don't know etiquette. Let me kill this dirty short-lived creature who doesn't know etiquette!"

"The envoy doesn't seem to think our castle is very good. Can you tell me about the castles of other races?"

The soldier who was so disliked by his commander could only curl his lips in frustration.

In Rohan's opinion, the decoration of this castle is neither as elegant as that of the high elves, nor as military-valued as that of the dark elves.

"What are you writing nonsense about? Prince Harley is young and handsome, and he was the prince of the Kingdom of Gus. How can he be a hypocrite?"

Rohan naturally noticed Elmont's loss, so he stepped forward and comforted him like a Versailles:

"No, I have visited human countries more than once. I have even seen human civilizations that didn't even have city walls. I still remember them waving wooden sticks and charging at us with their bare buttocks. It's such a terrifying memory.

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Rohan looked at the knight commander in front of him and made a slight human salute:

"Hello, human knight, I am Rohan, the messenger sent by the great Elf Witch King."

".not bad."

After passing through the noisy market, Rohan finally arrived at the human palace.

Seeing this, the royal knights hurriedly chased away, but the old king could only shake his head helplessly.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, the title of the envoy did scare the other party. Elmont immediately respectfully saluted Rohan as a knight, then stood up and said:

"The Kingdom of Croist welcomes you. Please forgive us humans who have never come into contact with elves before, so we may be a little disrespectful. Please forgive me."

Many citizens gathered around to watch the elf army on the street. When they saw the handsome elf guy passing by in unison, many people exclaimed.

The officers were also watching the neat Silver Mist warriors, and after comparing them with the crooked human soldiers standing in line behind them, they couldn't help but shake their heads.

Looking at the majestic self in the mirror, the old king nodded, stood on the throne and said:

"Let the elf army enter the city and recruit Prince Harley."

With such a commander, from this point of view, he is better than those aristocratic officers who only know how to eat, drink and have fun, right?

Elmont, who was leading the way in front of the team, was also comparing the Silver Mist Warriors with the Royal Knights, and in the end he could only sigh with regret.

In the past hundred years, except for one visit with the Witch King to visit his mother, Morathi, he has never left Naggaroth.

"Puff——"

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"Hahaha, that's really bad, but please don't worry, you will never see naked people in our kingdom...except for some perverts, of course!"

After smiling and asking the guards to lead Rohan's horse, Elmont took Rohan's soldiers to find a place to rest.

"Dear Elf, welcome to Lion Lake City. I am the Royal Knight Commander, Elmont."

"Sir, you are really good at comforting people."

The old king was a little angry, but Isabel ignored the old king and ran away from the palace hall.

"Your castle is indeed good. Of course, this is only compared to humans. I have come into contact with a humanoid creature that looks like a lizard. Their castle can float in the air..."

Hearing such an insult, Daario behind Rohan angrily pulled out his Elven scimitar, and the Silver Mist guard also raised his halberd and looked at the young man who was mocking.

Before Luo Han finished speaking, a burst of laughter came from not far away, which was particularly harsh in the empty hall.

Looking at the royal knights who were surrounding the elves, Rohan put his hand on his sword, and a faint blue light lit up in his hand, causing the expressions of the prince and knights who insulted them to change drastically.

Rohan did not draw his sword, but looked at the ugly Elmont with a calm face and said:

"I have learned a lot. Is this how you humans treat guests? If you want to rely on just a few dozen soldiers, then I don't mind competing with human knights."

PS: Brothers, how about adding some elements that are not fantasy movies, such as a herd of alien war beasts?

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