The bizarre adventure that begins with One Punch Man

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""Who is it?"

There was a knock on the door. Butcher, who had been surfing the Internet all night, came to the door with bloodshot eyes.

Due to his experience as a former agent, Butcher did not open the door immediately.

He stood outside the shooting range of the door vigilantly, thinking about where the nearest weapon was.

Damn, the sequelae of staying up all night!

Where is my gun?!

"Open the door, room service!"

A standard wrong answer came from outside the door, and Butcher's eyes twitched and he muttered softly.

"Don't let me catch you, you bastard……"

His eyes scanned the surroundings, and he finally remembered something, bent down, and took out a pistol wrapped in tape from under the shoe cabinet.

"There was a"click" sound, and the bullet was loaded into the magazine. Butcher was immediately full of confidence.

At this time, even if there was a sissy superhuman standing outside, he could shoot his eyes or his penis before he could use his superpowers.

"Bullshit, this is an apartment, not a hotel... Wait?"

Halfway through his foul language, he suddenly felt that the voice outside the door was somewhat familiar, as if……

"Boss?"

He suddenly opened the door, and outside stood a tall and muscular man in black clothes and a baseball cap.

Butcher was stunned:"Who are you?"

Qiao Sen took off his Ares baseball cap, pushed Butcher who was standing there with a pistol in his hand aside, and walked into the room.

Behind him, Fzi reached out to take the fallen baseball cap, activated his ability to turn it into a card and put it into the deck.

"Boss, is it really you? I didn't recognize you at all……"

Hallucination?

This shouldn't be the case!

I've had Xiao before, why is the aftereffect so strong this time?

"It's really a ghost."

Butcher shook his head, thinking that he was hallucinating because he stayed up late to dig up dirt in the past few days.

Seeing Qiao Sen had entered the house, he quickly closed the door and followed him.

"Why didn't you continue to scold me? I'm a little disappointed in you. Qiao Sen glanced at Butcher with a cold look of contempt.

"I still like your rebellious look at the beginning"

"Hey……"

Butcher was not annoyed at all, grinning like a gangster:"It's just a habit of foul mouth. Boss, you are a generous man, you won't bother with me."

Such an old man naturally didn't leave room for Qiao Sen to question, and used a statement tone.

But the next second, he suddenly remembered what happened in the past two days, and his face showed excitement:"Who will be the next one? I mean, if you plan to do"Homelander", can you take me with you?"

Qiao Sen: ?

Is there something wrong?

"Why did I bring you along? To give the"Fatherlanders" an appetizer?"

"That's not necessarily true," Butcher's eyes flashed with a hint of irritation,"Although the"Homelander" is said to be invulnerable, as long as he is a human, he will always have weaknesses! Eyeballs, ears... You say, if you put a grenade in his skin, can it directly explode his damn intestines when he pulls it out?"

"Fuck you, you bastard, can you be more disgusting!"

Qiao Sen couldn't help but hold his forehead, and suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to come to this old rogue.

Butcher shrugged, his rough old face full of indifference, indicating that he was just a rough man.

"There is no way, I am just an ordinary person, if I want to deal with the"homelander", I can only rely on some despicable means."

Qiao Sen decisively gave him a middle finger

"Unfortunately, the weaknesses you just mentioned do exist, but with your strength, the eyeballs of the motherland can break your fingers."

"That's not necessarily true... But boss, what do you mean by that?"

Butcher muttered, and his heart was inexplicably moved, but he found that Qiao Sen had no intention of continuing to speak.

——Hey, I'm riding a horse……

——Oh, the boss can read minds, that's no problem.

Qiao Sen:"……"

Qiao Sen walked past the old rogue Butcher and walked to his desk.

The computer screen that was not turned off was full of web pages that were unfavorable to the Water Group. It was obvious that the person in front of him was also a heavyweight water army.

Even in the"Deep Sea」、「After the popularity of"Locomotive" subsided, they continued to surf the Internet intensively, seizing every opportunity to throw dirty water on them.

Of course, like other hacked companies, the dirty water was often poured out by the Water Group itself.

"Where are the materials I asked you to collect during the last contact?"

Butcher stepped forward and found a stack of printed A4 papers from the messy desk. Each page contained detailed information about a community hero under Walter.

"Are you still not confident in my work? The basic information of the current Vought heroes is all on it."

「After the death of"The Locomotive", Qiao Sen did not abandon Butcher, the useful local snake.

In this world, anyone who goes against"Homelander" or the Vought Group, even if Teddy on the side of the road wants to fuck the air with A-Zu's thigh, he dares to go up and help unbutton his pants.

There is no better helper for a cuckolded villain who only cares about revenge regardless of reward and cost.

Butcher couldn't guess Qiao Sen's mind, so he could only show himself in terms of work ability, and then added:"As for the previous generation hero"Liberty Girl" you mentioned, no relevant information has been found so far."

"But I can go to the FBI. I have a good relationship with one of the deputy directors. Maybe I can get some relevant information from them."

The"Liberty Girl" mentioned by Butcher is a hero of the previous world, who appeared in the second season of the series under the normal worldline trajectory.

The hero's name is"Stormfront", and people are more accustomed to calling her Storm Girl. She is an extremely violent, racist, and Nat's remnant villain boss with stacked buffs. She once surpassed A-Zu to become the top of the"list of superhero characters most hated by the audience".

"No need, I will check the woman's information at the Vought Group's database."

Qiao Sen glanced at the thick stack of hero information and suddenly glanced at Butcher.

"If you were given the power and speed of a locomotive, could you defeat these superhumans?"

"Of course, if I had that bitch's superpowers, no one could stop me!"

Butcher answered without hesitation, his voice full of confidence, and then he was stunned.

"But boss, you are kidding me, right?"

"According to the information I found, the probability of an adult dying suddenly after using Compound No. 5 is extremely high, and even infants have a certain mortality rate... Do you want to kill me?"

As Butcher spoke his guess, his eyes flickered wildly, and he subconsciously tightened the weapon in his hand. He looked like a desperate man who would fight to the death if you made a move.