The Black Book

"This transformation process, even in the fantasy realm with loose rules, requires hundreds or thousands of years of hard work, and it is even more difficult in reality!"

"But this dead mouse only took one night..."

Looking at the silly and stupid cute thing in her hand, Ye Wanning's brows were knotted little by little, and she was puzzled.

"Xu Xu is not a washing mouse!"

However, Diao Chan, whose intelligence has greatly increased, understood the key words, and while struggling with dissatisfaction as a cricket pupa, he hummed at Ye Wanning.

"Okay, okay, you are a live mouse."

Ye Wanning comforted it perfunctorily, looked it up and down, and asked tentatively.

"Then can you perform a transformation? Just turn into a human."

"Ji!"

Diao Chan struggled out of Ye Wanning's hand, jumped to the ground and proudly puffed up his little chest.

"Xu Xu, change!"

The light fluorescence suddenly appeared, and the small body expanded and squirmed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in a blink of an eye it turned into a delicate little loli.

Looking at this porcelain doll with her bare bottom and hands on her hips, Zhu Haomiao pinched his brows with a headache and looked at the two people who were stunned.

"Senior sister, can I trouble you for something?"

"Ah?"

It took two seconds for Ye Wanning to react, and she quickly took off her coat and wrapped it around the proud little girl.

Then, she looked at Zhu Haomiao in a trance.

"What is it?"

"Please buy her some children's clothes. I'm not familiar with this."

Hearing this, Ye Wanning came back to her senses and nodded vigorously with excitement in her eyes.

"No problem, leave it to me!"

After saying that, she picked up the little girl and ran away, just like a human trafficker who kidnapped children.

Seeing Ye Wanning disappear outside the door, Zhu Haomiao looked at Li Cang beside him in confusion.

"Why is she so excited?"

Li Cang retracted his envious eyes and said calmly.

"Ye Zi has loved cute things since she was a child. It's her dream to have a real doll for her to play dress-up games."

"Huh? What's so fun about this?"

Zhu Haomiao couldn't understand. He was overwhelmed when he thought about buying all kinds of clothes, shoes and socks, and changing them and choosing them.

Hearing this, Li Cang glanced at him dimly.

"You don't understand girls' minds."

You understand? !

Wait, this scheming "male bestie" might really understand...

Frowning slightly, Zhu Haomiao secretly complained in his heart and refocused on cooking.

Finally, when he prepared a large table of delicious food, Ye Wanning pushed the door open with large and small bags.

"We're back~"

Seeing her satisfied look and the large and small bags hanging all over her body, Zhu Haomiao inexplicably had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Those packages look very expensive...

"Shuishui, Shuishui~"

Diao Chan, who was wearing a snow-white dress and looked like a little princess, rushed over excitedly, hugged Zhu Haomiao's legs, and rubbed happily.

Feeling the joy of his pet, Zhu Haomiao pulled the corner of his mouth, laughed dryly and touched her head.

Then, he looked at Ye Wanning with a solemn look and asked sadly: "Senior sister, how much did it cost?"

"Ah? Not much, children's clothes are very cheap."

Ye Wanning waved her hand nonchalantly, which immediately made Zhu Haomiao relieved.

That's right, how expensive can a few children's clothes be?

"Then I will transfer the money to you right away."

"No need, just consider it a gift I bought for Diao Chan."

Ye Wanning waved her hand generously, showing her generosity.

"How can that be?"

Although I, Zhu Haomiao, am poor, I am poor with backbone!

How can I covet other people's petty gains? !

After a struggle, Ye Wanning couldn't resist and said helplessly.

"Okay, it's more than 150,000 in total, just give 150,000."

Boom!

Like a thunder blast in his head, Zhu Haomiao's fingers that were transferring the money were completely stiff, staring at Ye Wanning blankly.

"Duo Shao?"

"150,000."

"RMB?"

"Uh... what else?"

"…………"

What kind of children's clothing costs 150,000 RMB?

You might as well go and rob it! !

An angry roar swirled in his throat, and Zhu Haomiao thought of the balance in his bank card, and his stiff fingers couldn't click it anyway.

I don't even have 50,000 yuan in my card...

This backbone... I don't want it!

Realizing the boy's embarrassment, Ye Wanning reacted instantly, her peach blossom eyes slowly curved into crescents, and she raised a wicked smile.

"No money? As long as you call me godfather, I will give you as much money as you want!"

"?!!"

Zhu Haomiao was shocked and stared at Ye Wanning in disbelief.

I treat you as a friend, but you want to be Dong Zhuo? No, you are my father? !

Although he and several roommates were father and son in the previous life, as long as they were willing to help bring food, they could get the honor of godfather.

But once they received the benefits, the next second was: A real man lives in the world, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time! Old thief! Die!

But if Ye Wanning took the money, Zhu Haomiao felt that he would be ridden by her for the rest of his life.

Hey...wait, it seems that it is not unacceptable...

Glancing at Ye Wanning's cute face with a hint of smirk and her devilish figure with bumps and curves, Zhu Haomiao's heart was inexplicably moved.

I, Xiao Zhuzhu, have been wandering for half my life, and I only regret that I have never met a wise master. If you don’t abandon me…

[Black Book]: “Indulge in [lust], [Taoism] -1”

Fuck! !

"Come on, as long as you call me godfather, I promise that you will enjoy wealth and glory for the rest of your life, and I will give you my Diao Chan..."

Lifting the confused little girl in front of the boy, Ye Wanning smiled with a bad taste.

Hearing this, Zhu Haomiao's face straightened and he said indignantly.

"What do you mean your Diao Chan? It's obviously my Diao Chan!"

"But my name is written on the breeding certificate!"

"…………"

Seeing that the conversation between the two psychopaths was getting more and more nonsensical, Li Cang on the side couldn't stand it anymore and chopped Ye Wanning's forehead with a knife.

Bang~

"Ah!!"

"Don't go crazy, that's enough."

"Wuwuwuwu... I was just joking..."

Ye Wanning was beaten and squatted with her head in her hands, tears rolling in her eyes, and she pouted in grievance.

It can be seen that Li Cang really used his strength this time. Ye Wanning, who was punished, was like a beaten puppy, sobbing pitifully.

Ignoring Ye Wanning's pitiful appearance, Li Cang sat at the dining table and invited everyone to eat.

"Let's eat, the food is getting cold."

"Ah? Oh..."

Feeling both regretful and relieved, Zhu Haomiao calmed down and glanced at Ye Wanning who climbed up the chair reluctantly.

Godfather... Bah! Senior sister, I, Xiao Zhu Zhu, am a man of steel. I will repay my kindness and repay my debts!

I will remember this 150,000 first. When I become rich one day, I will make you a general to protect the country!

After sorting out his thoughts, Zhu Haomiao's inner shame and uneasiness suddenly dissipated, and he looked at the little Lolita who climbed up the chair clumsily.

Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties

The first difficulty: work overtime tonight

The second difficulty: there are still 4,000 words to write

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