The Black Card

Drinking porridge, Shi Lei pretended to ask casually: "Your mother was resting yesterday. Have you ever played?"

Zhang Liangliang replied unhappyly: "Don't mention it, you get angry when you mention it."

Shi Shilei put down his spoon and asked, "What's the situation? Come and listen."

"Nothing said or said, after all, it is not something that makes people happy."

"Say what makes you unhappy and make me happy!"

"Hello! Uncle! Is your stalk too old?"

"You have called me uncle, shouldn't I use the older stalk to match the name of uncle?"

靓 Zhang Liangliang showed a look of being too lazy to look at you, bowed his head and drank porridge, Yu Guang glimpsed that Shi Lei was still waiting, then stopped, helplessly said: "Really want to listen?"

Shi Lei nodded, and Zhang Liangliang sighed and said, "Yesterday, Zhang Meimei didn't know which muscle was wrong. When I came out of the house, she actually made me a breakfast. This was really the beginning of a nightmare. You do n’t know, Zhang Meimei ’s kind of person, how unpleasant the breakfast is. Sometimes I admire her. It is the most common fried eggs and bread slices. After her hand processing, it is so. Ecstasy. "

Shi Shilei was speechless, as if presenting Zhang Meimei's breakfast for Zhang Liangliang vividly, the front side was OK but the omelette was terrible, and the two slices of black charcoal were taken out from the bread machine.

"No way, I can only throw her fried eggs and bread into the trash while she goes to the kitchen, and then use a box of yogurt to serve my breakfast." Zhang Liangliang looked ridiculous, Shi Lei Can't help but have some sympathy for the fact that she has such an indifferent old woman.

"Then I was waiting for you to give me a tutoring class, but Zhang Meimei did n’t know what the moth was. She actually said she was going to take me to play. I thought she must have called you to tell you not to Yes, and I was born until now, there is no experience in Zhang Meimei taking me out to play. It doesn't matter, anyway, she is happy, just because I want to ask her for some money. So she transferred me 5,000 yuan Money, I pretended to be happy to go out with her. You must not think of where she took me. "

On this point, Shi Lei really doesn't have a say. After all, he is still young and doesn't know where his parents will take his children to play. He just nodded and asked, "Where did you go?"

"She actually took me to the playground. To be honest, although I was not too willing to go out with Zhang Meimei, I was quite happy when I knew it was going to the playground. Then we set off for Longcheng. Is it a famous playground? You know about driving, 130 kilometers, how can a normal person arrive in an hour and a half. But Zhang Meimei didn't know the road at all, and the navigation would not work. After an hour, I couldn't find the high speed. In the end, I showed her the way and finally got on the highway. She asked me why she was so familiar with the road, and she started to wonder if I often took the highway to other places to play. Conscience, although I did go often It ’s a place like a bar, but I ’ve never done it since I left Wu Dong. I said I followed the navigation instructions, and she did n’t believe it. She said that even she was dizzy with navigation. How could I know? I felt it, it was definitely a nightmare, but at that time we were already on the high speed, and I ca n’t get down, you know? "

Shi Shilei nodded speechlessly and said, "What happened later?"

"Later arrived in Longcheng, and then we went to the playground. We left before ten in the morning, and it was already twelve forty when we entered the playground. Zhang Meimei said to eat first, just go, I'm not right anyway I had no hope on this trip, so let ’s eat first. During the meal, because she had to wait for food, Zhang Meimei took out her mobile phone and said there were several important mails to deal with. She threw me in the restaurant and went to the car by herself Take the computer here. I waited for two hours. When she came back, it was three in the afternoon. You didn't see the waiter in the small restaurant, you just want to divide me into five corpses, you know? They must have thought in their hearts, neuropathy, shall we get off work? Can you hurry up after you finish eating? "

In this regard, Shi Lei can only shake his head, Zhang Meimei this female lawyer, it seems really not very reliable.

"After she came, she kept apologizing, and promised that nothing would happen again. Then we bought tickets. It ’s always better to look at some of the more dangerous projects in the playground. The playground is to take a photo with the mascot! But Zhang Meimei said. I said I would play a roller coaster, she said that she was dizzy when she looked at it, and it turned out to be too scary. Even more so, Zhang Meimei voted against it, saying that it was too dangerous to let me play. Then I can only say that the rapids are brave, and she said that she did not bring clothes to change in a waterwheel. I can see it , She never thought of making me have fun. Forget it, I do n’t care about her, the Pirate Ship Headquarters? That ’s really not exciting, you know? She still does n’t agree. Even Ferris Wheel Do n’t let me play, say that there have been accidents where the Ferris wheel ca n’t stop before. Uncle, tell me, what can I play? Can I play the carousel? ”

Shi Lei couldn't help laughing anymore. I guess it would be too boring for Zhang Meimei to replace him.

"What did you play afterwards?"

Zhang Liangliang sighed deeply, frowning like a Shar Pei, saying, "She proposed to play a bumper car. I thought, forget it, that's it. But after a long queue, after getting in the car, , She drove all the way to avoid others ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Even a five-year-old kid hit her by car and scared her and screamed, and even complained that their parents did not take good care of their children. Have you seen In the bumper car field, do you desperately avoid other cars? Then what is a bumper car, that is called speed of life and death? Sudden acceleration, dodge a car, and then brake to the end, dodge another car. Ten Minutes, I almost vomited after driving, which is more exciting than a big pendulum. "

Xi Shilei laughed, extremely unkind.

关键 "The key is that after Zhang Meimei got out of the bumper car, she was panting like she was in a 300-round fight with a man. She said that this project was too crazy, or she wanted to find a less dangerous project."

The tables next to him turned around and looked at them. Shi Lei's face turned blue, and he stared, saying, "You little boy, what nonsense! What do you know is the three hundred rounds of war!"

靓 Zhang Liangliang pouted her lips and said disdainfully, "You can't see anything online, uncle, don't pretend to be pure!"

Shi Shilei: "..."

"Zhang Meimei took me to the line to take a sightseeing car. This kind of project that is suitable from eight months to eighty years old is really suitable for her. But all come, I am much lazy to say, just be with her Take it easy. But when she was in line, she actually called. The call kept going until I got back to Wu Dong, and she didn't even notice that I had left. Does it feel exaggerated? But I tell you, this That ’s the truth. Zhang Meimei found that I was missing. The first reaction was not to call me, but to call the police. Then the police called me. I said she was in trouble and bought a high-speed rail ticket back to Wu Dong. She was on the phone. Actually scolded me, and I gave the phone directly to the taxi driver. "

Bian Shilei raised the porridge bowl and bumped into Zhang Liangliang, saying, "Girl, I respect you for being a man."