The Black Card

Sitting in a small restaurant, Shi Lei asked for ten catties of crawfish with arrogance. In fact, now is the best season for eating crawfish. The meat of the crawfish is not so full, but every time Shi Lei eats it, it looks like In revenge scepter, eating gritted incisors, the soup is flowing.

In a blink of an eye, a pile of lobster shells appeared in front of him, and Shi Lei finally felt a little bit of revenge, or, in fact, he has finally returned to his soul and is no longer surrounded by the fear brought by unnatural mysterious forces.

Looking at the pile of lobsters left, Shi Lei was finally awake, and he realized a serious problem.

I ordered so many lobsters with anger and drank two bottles of beer, but no matter how hard I tried, I was afraid that I would not be able to finish the remaining crayfish alone. With so much left, shouldn't that **** scepter treat this part of the wasted crayfish as a non-quota overhead? If so ...

Shi Shilei quickly calculated how much the remaining crayfish was worth. It looked like there were six or seven pounds. He ordered fine crayfish, 68 pounds, at least four hundred yuan. Compared with the limit of 20,000 yuan, it is only 2%, but even 1 in 10,000 is not enough. In case, it will be a key part when it is erased ...

Alas, Shi Lei hasn't tasted the taste of a woman. He must never become a person without a name, commonly known as eunuch.

He also couldn't care about his greasy hands, and Shi Lei called his buddies in the same bedroom.

At this moment around midnight, the three guys returned home on the weekend, and even called two people, but no one answered. There was no doubt that they were silent when they turned off.

Only the last one left.

Zhang Wei, you must answer the phone. If you do n’t answer, my brother will be dead.

The phone rang three times, and Zhang Wei answered impatiently: "There is something farting, I'll make a copy!"

Thank goodness, this product is not yet asleep, his home is not far from school, and he is also a guy who is very keen on eating, let alone the next copy. Shi Lei suspects that even if the goods are lying on the girl, as long as he hears crayfish eating, Moreover, there are a large number of crayfish, and an unlimited number of crayfish will definitely "draw out" immediately, rushing in.

"I'm eating crayfish, would you like some more?" Shi Lei said slowly.

Zhang Wei was getting impatient: "You are also willing to eat crayfish? Now crayfish is not cheap, wouldn't you have a few claws left to cough with Lao Tzu? Don't bother telling you more, hang up ... Master, Master Why don't you come back to Lao Tzu ... "

Shi Lei was anxious, afraid that the other party hung up the phone and yelled at the mobile phone: "Now I have countless crayfish piled up in front of my brother, and the beer is enough. The moonlight restaurant in front of the school can't see you in 15 minutes , Brother dumped the crayfish into the trash! "

"Are you serious?" Zhang Wei apparently hesitated.

Shi Shilei hung up the phone without saying a word.

Zhang Zhangwei thought about it for a long time, and a roar came next to him: "Well, that soldier, do you hurry to zoom in on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not do it! Master, add blood!"

The mouse in his hand was slaped on the desktop, Zhang Weiying cursed: "Little stones, if you lie to me, if I don't let Lao Tzu eat enough crayfish tonight, Lao Tzu will make you a crayfish tomorrow!" After all, this senior foodie resolutely left the Internet cafe and went straight to the moonlight restaurant in front of the school.

It didn't take 15 minutes at all. Just eight minutes later, Zhang Wei's figure appeared in front of Shi Lei.

"Great brother, what do you mean by this new hairstyle?"

未 Zhang Weilei's voice sounded beside Shi Lei's ears. Shi Lei was already used to it. He pretended to touch his own bald head smartly, and said, "Cool!"

"Cool your sister, it's been a few months. I think you're heartburning? Lying down, you've ordered so many crayfish, don't you get stimulated by it and don't plan to pass it? Shaved head, stone, You tell me, do you have any terminal illness and are receiving chemotherapy? "

Shi Lei picked up a crayfish and smashed it directly on Zhang Wei's face. Of course, Zhang Wei did not really think that he had terminal illness. Shi Lei pointed to the opposite stool and said lightly, "Sit." Looking at Zhang Wei and sitting down, Shi Lei He said, "Eat."

"Is your kid ill? Why jump out word by word?"

Qi Shilei raised his glass and said, "Drink!"

Zhang Wei's nose twitched, smelling the pungent aroma of crayfish, no longer wondering why Shi Lei was so strange, took a bottle of beer, drank half a bottle on his neck, rolled his sleeves, and rushed towards the lobster. Seeing his eating, he just wanted to bury himself in the lobster heap.

Because of Zhang Wei, the big stomach king, the rest of the lobster was nothing to worry about. Shi Lei was very considerate and ordered another two pounds. Zhang Wei's eyes were full of excitement, even Hu Shilei was interesting.

"Look, it's been so cool for a long time!" Zhang Wei finished eating the last lobster, sucking his fingers reluctantly, holding up the bottle, and drinking the rest of the beer.

"Honestly, did you win the lottery?"

Shi Shilei's nostrils turned toward the sky and said disdainfully, "I told you earlier, I am a low-key rich second generation, and you do not believe it!"

"Oh, my brother is terrible, just the rich second generation of your virtue? Isn't that Lao Tzu's illegitimate child in China?"

Shi Shilei shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible!"

Zhang Wei stupidly asked, "Why?"

因为 "Because Obama is black!"

Zhang Wei stunned, then scolded: "Fuck!" And reported to Shi Lei with his middle finger.

It's so late, it's naturally not convenient to go home, and the two go back to the dormitory side by side.

At the door of the dormitory, Zhang Wei thought about it. Just now, the two lobsters of the two people, plus a box of beer, ate Shi Lei nearly 1,000 yuan. This is obviously not normal. Who knows that Shi Lei ’s monthly living expenses One thousand five? Even if there is an occasional tutoring job ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ that is only a few hundred yuan a month, it is impossible to be so heroic.

The door of the dormitory opened, Zhang Wei hesitated to turn around and looked at Shi Lei seriously, which scared Shi Lei.

"What are you doing? Although I asked you to eat a crayfish, but you don't want to be a companion, I like women! Beautiful women with long legs, thin waist and big breasts!"

Zhang Wei didn't bother Shi Lei's stink, but asked hesitantly, "Stones, wouldn't you really be a rich second generation?"

Yan Shilei's nostrils turned toward the sky, he snorted, and walked into the dormitory with high toes.

Zhang Wei looked at his virtue, shook his head, and scolded: "Malgobi, how can this kid be a rich second-generation man, and Lao Tzu is also blind." Then he rushed to his bunk, and his clothes were too lazy to take off. Cover the quilt directly and fall asleep in an instant.

But Shi Lei was sitting by the bed, and he couldn't really digest everything he had encountered this week. I just forgot about it for a while, but now, there is no other voice in the dormitory except Zhang Wei's snoring, and everything is in his mind again.

Silently downloaded an accounting book app on the phone, and Shi Lei recorded the amount of the crayfish that he just ate.

Anyway, from now on, distinguish as much as possible which money can be counted into the quota and which money cannot be counted into the quota. Although this is not so reliable, it is better than doing nothing.

It took more than 800 yuan and 19,100 yuan left, and Minger went to buy clothes again.

Oh no, go buy a fashion magazine first and find out what brand of clothes is more expensive!

With various reveries, Shi Lei finally fell into a dreamland under the influence of alcohol.