The Black Tech Life of Scum

"Well, this melon is a bit different," the girl said after taking two or three sips.

"Huh," the young man, do n’t choke, his mouth is full of melons, because there are too many chops, and a bright red melon juice flows from the corners of his mouth ...

也不 He didn't care, just wiped with the back of his hand, swallowed the juice in his mouth quickly, and then asked the old head: "Abo, are you a good local melon?"

"The melons are all grown in-house, just in the village of Nali, not far from here, and they use organic fertilizer. As for the seriousness, I don't know," the old Zhangtou replied solemnly.

"Flop," the girl couldn't help laughing.

The young man quickly explained: "I asked for an authentic local melon, not serious ... but it is no wonder that this melon is so delicious and it has been so highly rated by the inspector's artifact ..."

I finished talking, and continued to bury my head ....

After I wiped out a slice of melon, the young man picked up his mobile phone, turned the number, and dialed in:

喂 "Hello, monkey, I'm on the side of the alley behind the vegetable market. I ate something, and the boss couldn't pay with my mobile phone. You brought some money, eh, enough, 100 enough ..."

I hung up the phone and said to the old head: "Abo, my friend will send the money right away ..."

"It's okay, you eat, it's okay, don't you just put a melon." The old head was a little embarrassed by the young man's polite appearance.

Not long after, a light-colored T-shirt was worn on the upper body and a pair of large pants were worn on the lower body. The thin-looking guy came to the stall with a pair of slippers.

When I saw the two people eating melon, he smiled and said, "Hahaha, Brother Yong, you two are eating overlord melon here ..."

"The monkey is here? Taste it, this melon is so delicious, I have two pieces," said the young man named Yong.

"Isn't it? What melon can make you eat like this? I have no interest in eating melon every day at home. You ask the boss to pack it back and put it in the refrigerator to taste better," said the monkey disapprovingly. Then he pulled out a red banknote from his pants pocket and handed it to Yong Yong.

Brother Yong Yong took the money and stuffed it into the old man's head. He also said, "What do you lie to you? You won't regret if you don't eat it."

"Lady, I don't dare to say far, just say that in our county, you're afraid you can't find a second melon like me," said the old head while looking for change in his waist pocket. Said.

This is not a big word, he has been planting melon for decades, and this year the melon has the best quality;

If it wasn't for the skinny guy to look down on his proud watermelon, he would be too lazy to deal with it, and he wouldn't come out to stand anyway.

The old man didn't bring much change with his head, so he just took fifty yuan as he said before, and found two twenty and one ten for the guy.

As soon as I found the money for the guy who bought the melon, I saw that the guy named monkey finally couldn't help picking up the melon and bite absently.

The old man snickered in his heart, not afraid that you would taste it, but that you would not taste it. If you eat such a good mellow and say something detrimental to your conscience, it is not necessary to refute with such people.

However, the old man looked a little strange after seeing the thin guy bit his first bite.

I saw him take a bite of melon. After chewing, he walked to the ditch beside the road, spit the melon in his mouth directly into the ditch, and then took another bite, but swallowed it .....

What are you doing?

The old man's head is a little confused. If you think the melon is not delicious, or if you deliberately do something, just throw the melon in the trash can. What does this mean?

What's even more weird is that the first man and woman who came here seem to have been surprised by this and still eating their melons.

"This melon is really good," said the monkey, walking back to the agricultural car with half a slice of melon, "boss, are you the same melon?"

"I planted them all in the same plot of my own home. I picked them all well, and it shouldn't be much worse." The old head said.

The monkey put down half of the melon in his hand, and then took a few shots on the baskets of melon in the compartment of the agricultural vehicle. Then he asked, "If you want all these melons, how much would you give me a pound?"

The old man opened his head and thought, there are not many of those four baskets of melons anyway. It is estimated that the young man opened a fruit shop or something, and sold it to him alone at a reduced price, which did not form his own reputation;

Another important point is that the young man who drove will not be able to return until eleven or two o'clock, and he doesn't want to keep two baskets of vegetables here.

So, the old head shook his head directly: "No bargaining."

Monkey snorted for a moment, and then noticed the piece of Walling paper with two dollars a pound of watermelon on it;

Then he picked up the half of the melon he had gnawed and took a bite: "Two for two, you can help me take it home, anyway, it's not too far away."

Watching the old head still shaking his head, the monkey almost collapsed, didn't he just want to taste the melon just now?

I did n’t brush my teeth in the early morning, so I ran over to give cash to my good friends. I had to let myself try the melons, and then I was satisfied. As a result, the original boss did n’t seem to want to sell to myself.

What kind of resentment is this?

The young man named Yong Yong also felt a little strange. From the performance of the boss selling melon to himself, it was not like a hard-to-talk person. Fifty dollars of melon money wiped out almost one-tenth of himself. Why? Is it difficult to get up with your brother?

"My car is not mine ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I will not drive either." Looking at the two in doubt, the old head explained.

"That's the case. It's okay. I called and asked for a car in the restaurant," the monkey laughed, and then walked and called.

After finishing the call within half a minute, the monkey walked back and said, "Boss, I asked them to bring the electronic scale too. If you don't believe it, you can use your scale first, then use the electronic scale to ensure that you don't Pit you. "

The old man opened his head with a smile and nodded, and then asked, "Young man, do you run a restaurant?"

"Yes, the leisure restaurant is my house," the monkey replied, without a wave.

"Then the restaurant you want?" Asked the old man, then pointed to his two baskets of mixed vegetables ...

"Well, let me take a look first," the monkey replied, stepping forward and turning two in the basket of that cabbage, without much interest;

Then, took a look in the basket with lettuce on top, looked up, and finally smashed a large leaf ....

I haven't waited for the old Zhang to react. He has put the leaf in his mouth and eaten it directly.

"Boy, don't you wash it first?" The old head asked.

"It's okay, so I can taste any pesticides or other odors," the monkey replied casually, and then stuffed the leaf into his mouth, chewed it, and praised it while chewing: "Boss, your dish is good , Crisp, fresh, tender ... "

I have n’t waited for the monkey to boast, and the old head interrupted his words: "Young man, I use organic fertilizer for this dish. I did n’t wash it when I picked it in the morning ..."

I did n’t wait for the old head to finish talking, the monkey ran straight to the side of the ditch, spit out everything in his mouth, and then he was retched for a while ...