The Black Tech Life of Scum

Even in the information age, the reputation of Yifan Technology is not high;

After all, their products are relatively partial, and most of them are dispensable, and can even be considered superfluous in life.

Moreover, the intensity of publicity was very low, except that Zhang Yifan showed his face on TV a little at the time of donation, and had never advertised at all;

However, the so-called watching lively is not afraid of many things, this is a tradition with a long history in China.

For example, when I saw a roadside, a small shop put on a flower basket and opened a firecracker. At most, I stopped to see those two eyes, and then what should I do

However, when people see a quarrel or fight, many people will watch from afar, and even take a video or something;

When someone started spreading the slogan of boycotting Yifan Technology, some people began to be curious;

They started or inquired, or searched to see what this company was doing, and to see if they could dig up some material to get a sense of superiority;

Do n’t know, do n’t know, check and startle,

This company is a bit mixed, it is even more complicated than rice,

What to do with rice, at most he is engaged in mobile phones, home appliances, wearable devices and the like;

But this Yifan technology is not the same. What kind of helmet, monitor the projector, and then check the melon device?

Then suddenly they started to wear clothing, which is not even calculated. They even raised pigs ...

WTF, what kind of ghost company is this, why did you shoot here and there?

Then, come back to the point. People who start their own companies to sell products will do whatever they like. If they do n’t like it, they wo n’t.

But why do these people resist this company?

It must have been something that was angry, was n’t a key person in the company saying something that shouldn't be spoken, or was it something that shouldn't be done?

As a result, I took a deeper look and found that it was not the same thing at all, but that some of the company's products were very unfriendly to users;

For example, what is the smoking cessation helmet? Buying it is equivalent to blame yourself, not to mention whether you can quit smoking or not. This process is unbearable. You have to wear a helmet all day and want to smoke Brainstorm .....

And these harmonious pants are more changed (the state, the person's lower part is locked (half-length is locked, you have to ask people to pull a urine;

This is simply the product of despair!

No way to accept it!

With a girlfriend or wife, seeing such a product, although extremely disgusted, but a bit helpless;

I can only complain in private, come up with this idea, and then design these products, how exactly does the mind grow?

Why is it that everyone is a nine-year compulsory education, and he can learn particularly well and do well?

However, many bachelors are happy, it is no longer relevant, and they are hung up. How can your married people resist Yifan Technology and have no relationship with us!

Anyway, I can watch the fun and advertise the benefits of single dogs, at least not being controlled by others;

So, while some people were propagating to resist Yifan Technology, some people changed their methods to help vigorously promote, that is, tap powder;

There are even good people. Not only do tap fans generally repost Yifan Technology's ads, they also help make better ads. With a few pages of pictures, the functions and advantages of this harmonious pants are shown, and more than The official must be professional;

After all, there are many talents on the Internet!

However, in one day, information about Yifan Technology spread throughout the network, especially in the hardest-hit areas: circle of friends;

This is retaliatory propaganda, there is a kind: Come on, hurt each other! the taste of.

The single dogs can be said to have been maliciously harmed by friends and tens of thousands of tons of injuries. Relatives, friends and colleagues are separated by three to five;

Every time big and small festivals, others show good food, they will show affection, and then bask in the baby or sprinkle dog food;

Each one has become a model couple in the circle of friends, especially those in love or newly married, all kinds of tricks to show ...

This is all right, Yifan Technology is here, and the weapon of revenge is here;

Aren't you very loving?

Come on, dare to put on these harmonious pants?

If you do n’t wear it, you just do n’t love each other enough!

You just have the intention to betray each other!

It has even become a reality!

No matter whether the other party will force you to wear it, as long as you show resistance to this thing, then the other party will definitely have some nagging. Once this suspicion arises, even if there is any coincidence, the explanation is not clear!

Smarter, put it on obediently, and then influence the other to put it on together;

Come on, people who scatter dog food, start hurting each other!

As a result, good people began to write various attractive circle of friends titles, which are comparable to the ads sold by Weishang:

"Recommend a tool for lovers and couples to maintain their relationship!"

"You who love each other, come and see the gospel that Yifan Technology brings to everyone ..."

"Worry about you, is he messing around outside? Here's a good thing ..."

"What kind of genius did you invent such a magical thing?"

"Come on, I know this is what you need ..."

The average otaku may not feel much about the circle of friends, and may not even go through it for a few days;

However, couples or couples who are parents are not the same. They usually post things in the circle of friends, and sometimes need to gather likes and even vote;

For example, go out for a meal, send a circle of friends, get as many discounts as you like, or get free tickets;

For example, children's tuition classes often send as many lessons as they like, or the cost of lessons;

For another example, what kind of competition did the child participate in, which required canvassing, and not to ask how good the position can be, at least show their attitude;

Therefore, this kind of people are very serious when they look at the circle of friends. This thing needs to be interactive. When you like or vote, you can post it everywhere. As a result, when others post it, they are indifferent. Too authentic, justified;

Some people can even be bored, or for praise and the like, the information that is so mad that every circle of friends will click in ....

This is the kind you regret after reading it. Buy? This stuff is too pit! Ask for instructions even when you go to the toilet;

Not buying? I guess she can't escape, and when she finds out this thing, she will give it as a gift to herself, and she will be even more worried!

Anyway, it's a stab in the vertical and horizontal direction, and some people simply take the initiative and take the initiative, maybe they will also be grateful to each other!

When I get something, let my wife look at her, sell her well, maybe she can get a little sweetness ..... Is it better than what she forced herself to wear?

Even some people are not enough after reading it, help forward it, turn two or three times a day, change tricks;

Do n’t think of anything else, Lao Tzu ca n’t be safe, do n’t think about it,

Even if this is a moral kidnapping, you have to kidnap all of you. Do n’t laugh at anyone!

After reposting the information, these people will also inadvertently enter the webpage of Yifan Technology and place an order to buy .....

Then, what they saw was a sell-out and no stock information .....

I was overjoyed at this moment, whether it was forced to buy by my wife, or whether I wanted to buy it myself, I was relieved;

Take a screenshot, you must take a screenshot, and then tell your wife (table loyal) that it is not that he does not buy it, but that Yifan Technology Company is out of stock and cannot buy it

And many people still vowed: they will recognize this brand, as soon as they have the stock, buy it as soon as possible, use it to reassure his wife and his family!

Then, continue to have no responsibility to forward related information in the circle of friends. The poor are dead, so you ca n’t let the Taoists live alone.

If you want to do something outside, when you see this kind of thing coming out, you know that your good old days are gone forever;

If you ca n’t buy the product, this may be the last crazy opportunity. As a man, who does n’t want the red flag at home, and the colorful flags flutter outside?

People with this mindset, not everyone can raise a Primary Three. First of all, regardless of their economic strength, they have to look at their own conditions;

Those who do not meet this condition, but have this kind of thinking, find out what kind of reason in the past, and then go out with their friends to steal a fishy, ​​such as to help the wrong woman

With this annoying Yifan technology, it becomes unrealistic to want to go for some such assistance from time to time, so it is their last carnival time before buying harmonious pants;

From the princess of the club to the girl in the KTV room to the shampoo on the street, the business suddenly became popular.

It is not unreasonable to say that a pig standing on the tuyere can take off if it is stupid;

Many practitioners have not yet understood what is going on, and how has the business suddenly become so good?

But I don't know, this time may be the last glory of their industry, the carnival just before the end of the world!

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Prior to this, many people did not know what Yifan Technology did. Under the propaganda of such a large amount of tap powder, everyone understood that it was the company that produced Pharaoh Buster!

Now, the popularity of Yifan Technology can be said to have become high overnight. To what extent?

Even a kid playing with vibrato knows: "With Harmonious Pants, say no to Pharaoh!"

Fire, anti-theft and anti-Pharaoh, and this statement has now become a selling point of Yifan Technology ...

Heaven and earth conscience, Zhang Yifan never thought of such an advertisement, he was just a bit upset, and those clothing companies did not sell their new invention accounts;

Then, I took some clothes myself, but I do n’t have experience and I ca n’t do it. It ’s understandable to put this selling point in. How did it become a pioneer in anti-marital affairs?

Zhang Yifan felt very wronged, especially after he saw a lot of messages from the circle of friends, or some people sent intentional messages;

The Chinese people have the ability to make up facts, and their imagination is still very powerful, but they really use the wrong place in their products!

Because the owner of Yifan Technology has cheated, the boss asked the R & D department to develop a product that can monitor the cheating ...

Because the owner of Yifan Technology is cheating, the boss wants to make such a product ...

The wife of one of the founders of Yifan Technology ...

A founder of Yifan Technology raised Primary Three outside, his wife went to the company, so the boss had no choice but to order the research and development team to develop such a product ...

It can be said that there is everything in these messages. In short, it is pouring water on the top of Yifan Technology Company.

Zhang Yifan was very helpless, not to mention that he and Wang Beibei did not even have an object, even if it was Lexus, there was no sign of mess.

Those people have spoken vividly, and storytelling. Who hasn't ordered this ability? People who do n’t understand look really like that;

In the beginning, Zhang Yifan was a little annoyed when he saw it. He was discredited by others. After all, he was uncomfortable. He did n’t even have a wife.

It's actually very easy to get rid of rumors. Send a statement saying that you have no wife, no girlfriend, etc. The girlfriend is not easy to check, but it is always easy to check the marriage? So Zhang Yifan was not worried at all, and he was completely invincible.

However, looking at the order, Zhang Yifan changed his mind;

Alas, the order is very good. If it is out of stock, it looks like it can make a lot of money. If you love to be discredited, you will be discredited. You can say that you have the Hulunbuir prairie on your head.

Who cares about those ghost names, and what was Zhang Yifan most worried about before? It ’s that the Harmony Pants are stuck like Wang Beibei ’s fruit,

And now, when seeing that the supply of harmonious pants is in short supply ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ At the same time, he can not think of anything at the same time when he is laissez-faire, just thinking whether he can bring other goods with this pants ...

Pants are not enough to sell, other things have capacity, but there is no trend of explosion .....

There are snack injuries, very idle fish, and even you can say that you have no ambition, and you seem to be trying to make some money.

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Liu Qing, in fact, is an ordinary working class, working in foreign companies, there are many farts, and then the wages can be considered relatively speaking;

But he worked very hard, and then, with the efforts of himself and his wife, he bought a two-bedroom apartment in the Shenzhen city, and he was still studying.

There are still very few people who can do this in Shenzhen. Basically, most of the energy is consumed, and it may not be done.

For a person like Liu Qing, that is the kind of hometown with only winter and no spring, summer, and autumn. It is not good or bad. Such social conditions are superior;

The wife is at home and goes to work by herself. The children also grow up slowly under the efforts of both husband and wife. None of the tuition classes that should be attended have been given to them.

These are all things that are gratifying. For Liu Qing, he doesn't ask his children what kind of achievements they can have.

The child is also obedient and learning is not bad. This should be considered a perfect family to others, but in Liu Qing's eyes, this is not enough;

The daughter is a 13- or 4-year-old girl, or is in a disturbing period of time. When the parents say it, they will be impatient at first, and then resist ...

Tell her the truth, she has more truth than you ...

When Liu Qing was about to collapse, he unexpectedly saw a message in the circle of friends promoting Yifan Technology;