The Black Tech Life of Scum

Zhang Yifan felt that he must have had an indissoluble bond with dung in this life.

I heard my mom said that when she was a child, because the family was busy and she was not brought at home, her mother and dad came back from the ground and saw that they were playing chicken feces on the ground. ...

I do n’t know if I ate or did n’t eat it at the time, anyway, I was a bit sick.

Now, I'm also an adult. Since I got an automatic feeding and no discharge in my dad's pig farm, this can't be separated.

I am a young man, and I will go to other people's homes to shovel pig dung all day long, and I will have to lead a dung cart to walk in alleys ...

In this case, if I really want to say a daughter-in-law, I am afraid it will be difficult.

It is not that there is no sister at all in the village, but there is also one, that is Li Bing at the end of the village.

My father went early, and then the mother remarried when she was less than three years old ... and lived with a grandma whose husband died early;

毕业 I didn't study anymore after graduating from junior high school. My grades couldn't be better, but it wasn't much worse, except that I couldn't afford it at home.

I have been helping my family with housework, mowing hogweed, cooking and cooking, and even busy in the field.

Zhang Yifan was impressed, but in fact there were not many. After all, they were not the same session, and the portals were different.

I have n’t played together, and I have n’t had much contact on weekdays. In Zhang Yifan ’s mind, I probably stayed in the village knowing that there is such a number of people in the village ... This is already good, and many relatives have not left an impression in his mind. ...

The village is small, and there are no poor households. Unlike some other places, it depends on the helpers who help the poor, or it depends on some famous people in the place. It feels like they owe him ...

There is no poverty-stricken household in Nali Village, but the handling is very simple. The staff comes to the door and persuades the suitable age to work, and gives people to the local human resources company. It will be all right, and within a few months, the family will be lifted out of poverty Already

Anyway, those human resource companies dare not do anything that is in arrears with wages, and even dare not do anything illegal and criminal. Now that migrant workers are paid by the government, who dares not give it? Besides, there is a campaign to fight evil and eliminate evil ...

The last poverty-stricken household in the village is the Li Bing family, and the people who originally helped also persuade Li Bing to work-many provinces;

Why did I go out and earn two or three thousand dollars a month? This family has two people and we have been lifted out of poverty.

But Li Bing thought about it, but he didn't do it. The grandma who raised him was almost seventy years old. He was frail and sick, so he just walked away ...

It ’s not that the neighborhood relationship is not good. Everyone usually takes care of each other. There is no shortage of rice and vegetables for her family. Even when the pig is killed in the New Year, many people in the village send some pork in the past ...

I just, Li Bing just didn't want to leave her grandma.

During the festival, many matchmakers have come to propose marriage. This marriage proposal is not the same as before, that is to say, to meet each other, and then talk when it is appropriate, it can be considered to keep up with the times.

The young girls who are a little bit prosperous in the countryside are married outside, or they just come back to work together, and after they talk, they become pros, leading to bachelors everywhere ...

It is said that Li Bing also made a few trips with relatives. It seems that he has also watched one or two. The conditions mentioned are one: either to bring his grandmother to marry him, or the other party to be involved.

Nothing happened, so I was still in the village, farming, feeding pigs, raising chickens ...

The helper who came from Yuncheng didn't care much. When she came home, you should either follow what you eat at home or you will go back to the city to eat;

She did not do any items brought by Lu, nor did she accept the oil, rice, noodles, etc.

In her words, even if I have my own hands and feet, I do n’t need your help;

It is my own business to live a good life and a bad life!

She even threw out the sign that helped the poor:

I do n’t take yours, do n’t eat yours, I live in my own home, do n’t even think about it ...

The village chief and the secretary have also come to the house to do a lot of ideological work, and the village has left this household. As long as she settles down this house, that is the poverty alleviation village.

No need to wear the hat of a poor village. Few people want to live without face or skin. Of course, there are certain customs in certain places, except that.

However, Li Bing also listened to the words. Village cadres came to the house and had tea to drink, but because of their temper, they didn't want to toss anyway ...

In other words, in the eyes of the village cadres, it was a gimmick.

The contact between Zhang Yifan and Li Bing actually started from that one pig dung ...

Lao Zhangtou is a very sloppy person, and he has strict requirements on his son, or high ...

I spent my whole life vying for advancement, but did not want to be a village cadre;

I am also a little prestigious in the village, but usually never overwhelm people;

Belongs to the nondescript kind.

This kind of person doing things is that you provoked him, he can scold you for a long time, and even die forever, but never thought of putting you to death, or even giving up your mind;

But you do n’t recruit him to mess with him, and when there are good things, you wo n’t forget to leave you something good ...

The old man with his head collecting dung in the village is certainly not that simple. Anyone can clean the pigpen.

In the countryside, who has no land? Who would n’t add some fat to the vegetable field of his own home?

However, come to your house to collect pig dung for one year, and give you a bag of 100 kg of pig feed ...

How much pig manure can I use for manure? Buying some fertilizer and throwing it down is much better than this pig dung.

I ’m familiar with it, and everyone knows it!

This is the benefit!

Lao Zhang's head quickly won the ownership of pig dung in most of the village. Naturally, Li Bing's house will not be missed;

其实 Her family actually raises a pig. When the Chinese New Year, they are invited to kill, and usually they are fed some pig vegetables, rice bran, not much feed-mainly to save money.

So in fact, the output of pig manure is much less than that of other families .... Pigs can't eat enough. Where can there be so much shit?

Lao Zhangtou just wanted to make a gesture that didn't want people to feel discriminatory, so they talked about their dung, of course, but also meant to help the people in the village.

However, this matter is different in Zhang Yifan's eyes. We can collect pig dung, who ca n’t, and who does n’t raise pigs. These things must be made clear.

Because he is lazy.

Relying on satellite positioning.

家 Every household has set a place, then collect dung according to the trajectory, after the process is streamlined, it will become much simpler, and then save time and effort.

The position of Li Bing's house is almost the last position in the village, and it is also the end point of Zhang Yifan's dung collection.

The first time I met, the song of "Chengdu" still fluttered. Li Bing was standing in the yard, holding a broom, a little helpless ...

Zhang Yifan held the shovel, met, and nodded: "I'm the son of the village's oldest Zhangshang family. I'll collect pig dung ..."

Then, Li Bing continued to sweep his head, Zhang Yifan shoveled his nose with a shovel, which was actually piled up earlier, and poured it into the manure bucket of the electric tricycle ...

When the shovel reached the third shovel, Zhang Yifan made a small mistake, and the pig manure in the shovel dropped some into the yard .... mainly Li Bing stopped him.

哎 "Hey, tomorrow I will shovel pig dung into a bucket, and when you come, I will help you pour it into the bucket, so you don't have to worry about it ..."

"Well, okay, then ~~~ Thank you." Zhang Yifan replied, and then continued his previous actions, by the way, thinking of turning back to help her clean the pig feces in the hospital ...

The courtyard of Li Bing ’s house is muddy and not cemented. Zhang Yifan took a lot of effort to clean the pig droppings, and he was embarrassed.

Then, for the second time, when Zhang Yifan helped dump the pig manure in Li Bing's prepared bucket onto the electric tricycle, something went wrong ...

Jeans and sneakers were covered with pig dung, which made Li Bing nervously pull him under the faucet in the yard ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ squatting there was washing and washing ...

In this case, to say nothing touched, it was really fake, but Zhang Yifan didn't know what to do, he was there ....

the third time,

The fourth time ..... and later, the two become more familiar ...

The pig dung has been successfully poured into the bucket on the tricycle. Even if it is spilled, it is not much, at least it will not be exposed to people. The people who operate this matter are Li Bing ...

Zhang Yifan was also embarrassed and helped her flush the pigsty and sweep the yard ... No other thoughts.

Li Bing poured a glass of water, neither hot nor cold, and brought it warmly: "Brother, see you busy, live with a glass of water ..."

Zhang Yifan took the water, hesitated for a while, and still groaned and drank it. He was really thirsty, but just finished pig dung and did not wash his hands. A bit .....

"Thank you, younger sister, see you tomorrow," said Zhang Yifan, passing the cup back.

An order of 10,000 yuan was really not so easy to complete .....

"See you tomorrow!" Li Bing took the cup and said, but he stood there with no movement.

Zhang Yifan left, put the shovel on the electric tricycle, and left with a big swing.

I thought to myself, this girl looks pretty, but she doesn't like to dress .....

The electric tricycle is still playing the song dedicated to it: "Come with me on the streets of Chengdu, oh oh oh, until all the lights are off and do not stop ..."

Li Bing is standing in the yard, holding the empty bad guy in his hand, watching the back as he goes away ...

The boy pulling the dung cart, I'm afraid I can't forget it ...