The Black Tech Life of Scum

Zhang Yifan's supper ended at 11 o'clock, when the nightlife began to be active;

After everyone said goodbye, Zhang Yifan followed Wang Beibei back to his home. The drink was a bit strong, maybe not drunk, but he had a big belly and a lot of urine .....

In a certain area where there is no monitoring and the street lights are not too bright, the two **** on the side of the road. After the incident, they suddenly felt relaxed ...

"Xiaofan, when are we going to try that pick-up jellyfish? After becoming bigger and stronger, we will be like sharing bicycles, put it in major cities across the country, rule the nation ’s trash cans, receive investment, and grow bigger Be stronger! "

I walked to the waste recycling yard of Wang Beibei's house and drank a drink, Wang Beibei said with his tongue out;

In front of him was the leech robot.

Zhang Yifan was very clear. Wang Beibei was like this. Before drinking, he was in the county seat. After drinking, the county seat was his!

"I changed my mind a bit and will not try the garbage truck for the time being," said Zhang Yifan, who did not drink too much.

"Why? Did you drink too much? I said you can't drink, many times I and my cousin have done it, you just drank a small glass, am I interesting? Didn't expose you to raising goldfish ..." Wang Bei Bei said that he looked very moral.

"I'm not drunk, I have individual thoughts,"

"If you have an idea, just do it. In any case, I support you unconditionally," Wang Beibei patted his chest.

"Would you say I would be very popular if I were to sell a singing robot and sing to guests in the midnight stall?"

"This idea is terrible, why do you have this magical idea?" Wang Beibei stopped and asked.

"If you think about it, your cousin would cost thirty dollars for those two songs, and they did n’t sing well. Let ’s use a singing robot with better sound quality than the original one, and then we sell it cheaper. Will a song receive ten, or even five, will it be very popular? Isn't it better than digging through the trash cans and picking up trash? "Zhang Yifan said earnestly.

"You say that, do you think the boss of each stall has no brains? They won't get a computer, or even a mobile phone with a Bluetooth speaker. It doesn't cost five or ten yuan to order a song. Become ... "Wang Beibei laughed.

Uh.....

Zhang Yifan was silent for a moment;

Yeah, if people want to listen to the original singing, why not listen to it at home? Even if you want to listen to a song, you can bring a headset or grab a Bluetooth speaker ...

This matter seems to be yellow, but we still have to go back to the scavenged road.

"However, this thing is not completely unattainable, just a little difficult ..." Wang Beibei said, there is a big picture of pointing mountains and rivers.

"Oh? What can you do?" Zhang Yifan asked.

"It doesn't matter if the robot sells and sings," said Wang Beibei. "It's better to ask for money directly!"

"what!"

Zhang Yifan felt shameless using a robot to ask for money ....

Also grab the jobs of the disabled and the blind;

How to say I also went to college, although it is just a vocational technical college ...

Zhang Yifan still feels that it is more secure to obtain money through labor or wisdom.

"Think about who are eating supper and drinking beer at supper stalls?" Wang Beibei inspired: "These are mostly those who are full and have nothing to do. For a song, I'm willing to pay for a song, and I don't care about giving a robot a two dollars ... "

"It's not good to grab the rice bowls for begging, and if it gets ugly, I'm afraid the robot will smash them," Zhang Yifan said without worry

He also knows that begging at the midnight stalls does not rule out that some people are really blind, but some are controlled by the gangs, and they will retaliate if they steal their jobs.

"You saw it tonight yourself. How many people gave money to ask for a meal in the end?" Wang Beibei laughed. "Even if you want to give it, you can't get change, right?"

"I'm definitely not going to get a QR code for begging. Everyone is not a fool. They asked for a QR code. How many people are willing to give money?"

"But we are not the same. We have selling points and gimmicks. The world ’s first begging robot is enough, is n’t it? It ’s normal for such a high-tech thing to carry a WeChat account and a payment code like Alipay No ... "

"Also, we can get a 'I ’m a silicon-based life body from Mars, and came to visit the Earth friendly. Now the spacecraft is out of energy and needs a bit of travel expenses to go home ....' What ’s not a hope Sand sculptures are fun, and some people will give them a few bucks. Isn't that better than picking up the trash? "

Zhang Yifan looked at Wang Beibei stupidly, I don't know if he had too much drink, his thoughts were very broad, or because everyone's brain circuits were different .....

Why did you come up with such a strange idea, it is really difficult to implement it ...

Isn't it just a few words? Isn't it just approaching?

Too easy to achieve ...

How about 怎么 样 failed? Loss of some electricity bills and modest costs ...

Big deal, go back and continue to study the feasibility of picking up a broken robot ...

"Moreover, we can study some ways to please the guests, for example, give the guests a piggy back, open the beer bottles, or pour drinks to the guests, and even help the stall owners who are too busy to clean the table ...

"Look at those beer girls, when they were selling beer there, they were always helping the boss, ordering things, helping to clean up the table, and even drinking a glass or two with the guests, so that the boss would not put They drove away, as long as they sold some beer, their income was good ... "

但是 "But the beer girl doesn't help the guests carry their backs," Zhang Yifan countered.

所以 "So this is our advantage. As long as the customer needs it, it is enough to let the robot give him a duster. Anyway, it is not you who do it, it is all done by the robot ..." Wang Beibei said shamelessly.

"This is too limitless, right?" Zhang Yifan stunned.

How about doing this at supper? Thinking about the picture, he felt that his outlook on life would be subverted by Wang Beibei.

"I just make an analogy ... In short, the beer girls are capable, our robots are also capable, they are not capable, we are equally capable, so that we can be invincible, easy to ask for money, and not try you How do you know where its potential is ... "Wang Beibei, the tone is very tempting .....

Zhang Yifan sat there thinking and thinking, there was a dilemma between rejection and acceptance, so he could only listen to Wang Beibei's arrogance .....

If you really want to realize these functions, it is really not difficult for him, not to mention the use of remote control and automatic response at the beginning.

This is the thing, but I don't think it's a bit too ... It's not right.

Count the ball! Try it anyway, and you can't lose anything ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Even if the robot is smashed by people, you will not lose much money.

Then he began to come up with a transformation plan ...

To achieve the opening of a wine bottle, you need to locate, take the bottle, then open the bottle and pour the wine ...

When pouring wine, you must not use a liquid level sensor. A probe is extended into the glass. I am afraid that diners will worry about hygiene.

So, you can only use optical judgment, plus infrared temperature sensor to assist ...

It is not difficult to give people a back and massage, and even a few spherical limit movements can meet the requirements. At the same time, it is not necessary to use a mechanical arm ....

Closing the plate. It is slightly difficult to close the plate, because the robot arm may be soiled by food residue or soup;

However, this problem can be avoided by adding a movement of grabbing a tissue and wiping your hands ...

Soon, a preliminary modification plan already appeared in Zhang Yifan's mind, and then, just waiting for tomorrow to implement them one by one .... Many things are already available on the Minamata robot, as long as a slight modification be usable...

Even the appearance of water leeches has also been considered. Just buy some stickers and beautify them.

Can't always be a cold mechanical shape, too ... too thunder.

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