The Black Tech Life of Scum

Listening to the cute electronic voice, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly felt that his disconnection from the society was far beyond understanding;

When did you start using robots for money? And it's so fresh and vulgar to say ...

I did n’t wait for Liu Xiaoyang and a table of people to react, the weird robot walked to the table by itself, stretched out a robotic arm, and grabbed a bottle of beer accurately;

Then, fill the glass in front of each person, not even full, leaving a height of about three millimeters, and then the bubbles of beer slowly poured, just giving a feeling of just full;

"Bosses, please use it slowly. By the way, consider scanning the QR code on my body, supporting WeChat and Alipay. Martian slaves will remember your friendship ..."

The robot said cutely, and then shook the boxy body at everyone ...

有 "Interesting, Martian, how much should I charge you?" A friend of Liu Xiaoyang asked with a smile.

He couldn't wait to pick up the mobile phone and aimed at the QR code on the robot, because the lights were a bit dim, he also turned on the flashlight ...

"Giving more to less is a friendship, but if you sponsor more than five dollars a single, you can order a song. If it is more than ten, you can also get a autographed signature of a Martian slave ...."

"I'll give you ten dollars, then you sign me ..." The man laughed, twitched his finger on the screen, and then put away the phone, and said expectantly, "Sign it!"

The pink robot immediately took a pen from his body, straightened his body, and asked the payer, "Thank you for being a friendly earth man, where do you want me to sign in?"

Come out for a supper, no one will bring any paper and pen with them. After paying with a mobile phone, you do n’t even need to bring money ...

I applied a lottery to my clothes, and it was depressing if I couldn't wash it off. How to say it is two or three hundred dollars ...

The man thought about it, and finally took a pack of cigarettes on the table, took off the plastic film on the outside, and put it on the table: "Just sign on it!"

Then he looked at the strange machine with a smile ...

Actually, this is nothing more than having fun, just like when siri was just discovered, nothing to tease it about telling a joke, or playing Xiaomi Bluetooth speakers ...

For ten dollars, that is, a pack and a half pack of cigarettes, I want to see how this machine will react;

Whether it is scribbling, or taking a chapter to cover it, or saying that it wo n’t be anything like that, it ’s harmless and amused;

However, the next second;

The robot directly stretched out the robotic arm, gently clamped the soft half-box Yuxi, which was not really hard, and then grabbed the pen arm and quickly drew a few strokes on the cigarette case ... .

Everyone was dumbfounded when the robot signed the name like a flowing cloud and then placed the cigarette case on the table again.

At this time, a loud voice sounded from the robot: "Thanks to the boss for sponsoring ten yuan, you have won the friendship of Martian slaves. Welcome to Mars! I will take you to play a dragon ... .. "

"Even if the train is a whole, I can't bear it, I still like humans," the crowd laughed, and the man who scanned the code and said money repeatedly waved his hands.

"Little Martian, come and sign me one too, and I will pay you money ..."

Uh ...

收 Collected four people's money on this table where seven people were sitting, poured two rounds of wine, and even performed two unsealed bottle caps with bare hands;

The weird robot just threw out a sentence: "The bosses eat well and drink! Free to come to Mars to play!" And then swaggered to the next table ...

晓 Liu Xiaoyang didn't pay the robot, he knew in his heart that this thing must be the stuff that the earth people made to make money, and all Martians were fake;

Of course, this group of friends is not a fool, it's just a fun picture, let's have a lively atmosphere by the way;

感谢 "Thanks to the boss for sponsoring a huge sum of fifty dollars, the boss 666, the thigh to me, I want to hug .... Martian slaves decided to present a song for the boss: California Hotel ..."

There was a sound from a distance that would become particularly large when the sponsorship was reported. Then, the familiar and melodious music ...

机器人 That robot is actually the original vocal, the sound quality is very good, even comparable to the sound in the car;

But this is not comparable. One is in a confined space, and this one is in an open place full of noise ....

The night stall, some people are playing dice, some are bragging, and some people are guessing about drinking ...

It can make people hear the decibels, but the music sound is very clear. This requires some technology, but for Liu Xiaoyang, these are not important;

It's like letting the elderly use smart phones, like Huawei, Apple, or Xiaomi, which is outsourced even after sales, even some unknown brands.

In fact, these are the same in their eyes, they will not use them, even many people are unwilling to learn, let alone care about which brand ...

Only after the nephew and even grandchildren used their mobile phones to let them see some video calls or watch a movie, they raised some interest.

This mentality is the same for Liu Xiaoyang at this time;

After seeing this strange-looking and somewhat cute robot, his heart has been regrettable ...

Is not regretful what it called out boss 666 or something;

It's not because it plays songs with good sound quality;

But because of its behavior, actions ...

This clever response has surpassed Liu Xiaoyang's understanding of artificial intelligence;

He even prefers to believe that these things are realized by human remote control, even if someone is there to remote control and then control what it says;

However, with its precise control and precise operation, Liu Xiaoyang couldn't pass that level ...

If such advanced technology is used for demining, how much loss can your comrades reduce?

The puppet army is not without a mine-clearing vehicle, but it is only a remote control distance of tens of meters. Then, due to the inaccurate movement, it lost one or two at both ends in three days ...

What if we could use this robot to clear minefields?

It can pick up a soft pack of cigarettes, and then write on it, although, just a circle plus a vertical, it is estimated that few people on the earth can know the meaning of this symbol ...

Then, pick up the beer bottle, then open the lid, pour the wine ... and also can pour each glass almost the same, almost no waste ...

However, Liu Xiaoyang knows that this ability also means that it can pinch a mine and then perform some finer actions ...

Although I don't know the price of this robot, no matter from which perspective, it will always be cheaper than a life ...

With such advanced things, is it still necessary for these people to risk their lives and stand on the front line of demining?

If there is no other way, Liu Xiaoyang, like his comrades, is not afraid of death!

But if you can not die and not hurt, and you can achieve your purpose, why not?

"Thanks to the boss for sponsoring five yuan, this generous boss ordered a song for everyone: lostrivers ..."

Then, Liu Xiaoyang realized what a ghost crying wolf is like .... There seems to be a fight over there ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ It has begun a fight ...

The robot is playing faithfully, and the sound that can destroy everyone's nerves is still there .... The table guest almost became the public enemy ...

But Liu Xiaoyang's mind is not on it, what's the matter over there?

When I reach you, I naturally have a way to deal with it, such as performing a military fist ...

现在 Now he wants to make a call to his platoon leader ...

Even though, the terrible singing of lost, rivers was still in my ears.

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