The Blind Date Went To the Wrong Room, But Was Confessed By the Other Party

This teacher is a little bit ignorant.

The boy with ear studs leaned on the table, not only had Erlang's legs crossed, but also one arm was propped up on the table behind like a big brother.

The boy glanced at the classmate on the right, because the Tulip Middle School classrooms are all single desks, so there is no such thing as the same table, each student is independent.

"Dongfang, fuck him!"

The boy next to him, who was called Dongfang by the man with earrings, was named Shang Dongfang. He wore glasses and had a flat head. He looked very honest.

Hearing the voice next to him, Shang Dongfang glanced at the cobra wrapped around his wrist above the podium with some fear, and shrank his neck and said in a low voice:

"Brother Biao, no... not good, what if something happens?"

The man with the ear stud smashed his tongue and kicked Shang Dongfang's ass with his foot: "Counsel! What are you afraid of? I'll be there when something goes wrong, you just listen to me and do it!"

Shang Dongfang looked at the threatening expression of the man with earrings, and took out a small button-like thing from his bag.

He meditated something in his heart, as if he was praying for Fangzheng. At the same time as the button was pressed, the metal band around the mouth of the cobra on Fangzheng's wrist made an electric shock!

An electric current that is not fatal but enough to cause a coma sizzles in the man's hand!

But now that Fangzheng has the body of an insect, the electric current stimulates Fangzheng and the poisonous snake at the same time. As a result, the poisonous snake is twisted and twisted by the electric current, but Fangzheng is unscathed.

The man with earrings was stunned when he saw this scene, and looked at Fang Zheng with suspicion.

No, this teacher is not even afraid of electric shock? ! This is a current bracelet that I specially bought from the Internet!

At this moment, after the electric shock bracelet released a strong current for a short time, black smoke unexpectedly appeared, and the metal ring burned and collapsed from the middle!

Cobra is free again! The cobra paralyzed by the electric current looks like an attack! The tail wrapped around Fang Zheng's arm, and he opened his mouth wide.

"Teacher, teacher! Snake! Snake!"

When some timid students in the classroom saw this scene, they were so frightened that they didn't care about pranks or pranks.

After all, the cobra has now spit out a snake letter and stood up!

They didn't expect such a situation to happen. Originally, everyone just discussed bullying this new teacher with an electric shock bracelet!

But now the cobra accidentally broke free from the shackles and looked at Fangzheng's wrist!

The two fangs pierced the skin fiercely, and the venom mixed with blood flowed down Fangzheng's arm.

There was a panicked exclamation from the classroom.

"teacher!"

But who knows, just when everyone was so frightened that they thought they had caused a big disaster, it was Fang Zheng who was bitten by a poisonous snake and didn't panic.

Because the system has just rewarded him, he has already made his body immune to almost all the toxins in the world, and the snake venom cannot enter the blood at all.

Fang Zheng squeezed the snake's head easily with his fingers, thinking to himself that these children were playing with no regard for the consequences.

It's a good thing they didn't let go of this snake on purpose, otherwise it wouldn't be as simple as educating them.

"Old... teacher, you were bitten by a cobra!?"

Fang Zheng glanced at his wound and raised his head: "Who of you has a bottle? I'll pack this snake to prevent it from biting people again!"

Fang Zheng took a look around, but unfortunately the students in the classroom were stunned, and not a single one spoke.

Fang Zheng saw that there was a large plastic bottle of water on the table of the students in the front row, so he went down and grabbed the cobra that was still struggling and bent with one hand, unscrewed the bottle cap with one hand, and then put the cobra away. Pushed hard.

After finishing it, he exhaled a long breath:

"Classmates should joke in moderation. Cobras are highly poisonous. If everyone is bitten like me in the future,

You must go to the nearest hospital to inject antibodies as soon as possible, remember? "

After Fangzheng put his hands together, try to be as friendly as possible:

"Because the teacher is going to the hospital now, so I won't give you a class this afternoon. You can continue to eat hot pot for hot pot and table tennis for table tennis players, but from tomorrow, these things are not allowed to be brought to you. Come to the classroom, or else I will see one in the future, will I be clear?"

There was silence in the classroom.

Fang Zheng nodded in satisfaction, thinking that he should have managed to suppress these students by mistake, right?

He raised the hand that was still bleeding after being bitten by the cobra. It was an invisible warning: "Very good, then I'm leaving. See you tomorrow, classmates!"

Following Fang Zheng, he walked out of the classroom unhurriedly.

Students in the classroom look at me, I look at you, like the prelude to a storm, and after the quiet it is like thunder!

"My Cao! Did you all see it just now?!"

"Who can't see this, this teacher is no longer human, was bitten by a cobra and looked at it?"

"And he actually dared to eat insects, such a disgusting thing!"

"This teacher should be fine, right?"

"It's too perverted! This... If this teacher comes tomorrow, what will we do? Are we going to punish him?"

.....

After Fang Zheng left the classroom, he originally planned to go back to his office to sort out the materials.

He himself didn't plan to take a formal class this afternoon. After all, he just joined the job. Besides teaching, there are still many details about the school that need to be known.

It's just that Fang Zheng forgot the fact that he was holding a cobra in his hand, and the result was that he just walked into the office.

A female teacher saw the bottle in Fangzheng's hand, and the cobra opened its mouth wide at the female teacher through the bottle, so frightened that Fangzheng stumbled to the ground.

"Mr. Fang, what's in your bottle?!"

Fang Zheng picked up the bottle, shook it, and replied, "It's just a cobra. The students scare me to play, don't be afraid."

"Study...student?"

The female teacher was pale and obviously wanted to stay away from Fangzheng. The other party saw Fangzheng's wrist inadvertently, and found that there were two red spots on Fangzheng's skin that looked like bitten by a poisonous snake, and immediately covered her mouth.

"Mr. Fang, you...you were bitten by a cobra?!"

Fang Zheng frowned and let out a sigh.

When it comes to things like colleagues, they still care about people at certain times, especially female colleagues. Seeing Fang Zheng being bitten, she immediately took out her mobile phone and wanted to call the infirmary.

Fortunately, Fangzheng quickly stopped him, and said that he planned to go to the hospital now, without bothering the teacher in the infirmary.

Although the main purpose of saying this was to keep others from knowing about the changes in his body, Fang Zheng actually wanted to go to the hospital.

The system gave him the body of an insect, saying that it is immune to toxin diseases. Now he doesn't feel any movement such as an increase in the heart rate, but after all, the system is illusory, and it is always necessary to go to the hospital for a check to be assured.

After leaving the school, he made a random excuse to hand over the poisonous snake to the relevant departments, and then went to the hospital. After a series of examinations, the doctor told Fang Zheng that he was very healthy, and he let out a sigh of relief.

The system is still very reliable.

Just before Fang Zheng left the hospital, the phone suddenly rang, and it rang several times in a row.

The mobile phone displayed a WeChat message, which was sent by the sister in the morning.

Qingqiu (kidnapping his eldest sister): "Do you have time? Give me a call now if you have time."

Qingqiu (kidnapping his eldest sister): "I told my family about my boyfriend. My mother wants to see you tomorrow. Do you have time to come out ahead of time today to discuss countermeasures?"