The blue sea, my youth

Since the associate professor required the specimen to be destroyed, the first hit must be the highest and the injury is the most serious.

However, there is no doubt about who will be the first, and the two people who have been tied in front of the pendulum are assumed to be the first choice.

"Wait!" Takaharu wanted to struggle, "Iori, don't forget what Kohei did to you!"

Before Iori spoke, Kohei retorted contemptuously: "Humph, you, a real person, don't even think about struggling. You should do four experiments obediently. My buttocks are very important. It's all for those junior high school girls who look up to me as a brother."

Originally, Iori didn't think of what Takaharu was referring to. Kohei's words made Iori, whose sister is in junior high school and who was once strongly asked by Kohei to call her brother, understand why Takaharu was sure that Kohei would save him.

Iori said decisively: "OK!"

When Kohei thought that Iori agreed with what he said, Kohei was knocked to the ground by Iori's hand knife, "Then Kohei agrees, let's start the experiment."

Seeing that his fellow sufferer Takaharu successfully escaped by words, Yamamoto, who was also tied up, was also inspired and turned around and shouted: "Don't forget that Mitarai has a childhood sweetheart!"

After hearing this, Mitarai immediately turned around and planned to escape, but unfortunately he was grabbed by his friends who had already frowned on both sides. Mitarai turned back stiffly and explained: "Well, I left my keys at home."

Nojima's eyes seemed to emit red light with a sinister smile, "Don't worry, it will be done soon."

The two people who were almost sentenced to death escaped the first trial by relying on their quick wit and eloquence.

The noisy Mitarai and the unconscious Kohei formed a sharp contrast. In order to thank the two for their "voluntary" sacrifice, Takaharu specially found two cushions and tied them to them.

Kouhei, who was awakened by the noisy Mitarai, opened his eyes and found himself standing in the position where Takaharu was originally standing. In front of him was the hammer used to hit the sample, and if nothing unexpected happened, the hammer would finally land on his buttocks.

Kouhei: "What's going on? Why am I tied up here? Isn't this Takaharu's place?"

Mitarai was still yelling next door: "Let me go, we've already broken up!"

Seeing Kouhei sober, Takaharu quickly announced: "Hurry up and prepare for the experiment!"

Nojima and others in the other group didn't want to listen to Mitarai's complaints anymore, and replied together: "Yes!"

Seeing Takaharu had already started to adjust the height of the hammer, Kouhei said anxiously: "Wait! Listen to me, actually..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Iori's shout: "The equipment is ready!" Takaharu: "Measurement preparation is complete!"

The progress of the other group was also completed. The five people stood in a row and paid high tribute to the two people who "bravely" sacrificed themselves, "Salute to the heroic spirit!!"

As the hammer was put down, the two people tied in front of the pendulum seemed to see the heroic spirit of physics doing an experiment, but the heroic spirit was swinging a small ball, while theirs was the ball that was hurt.

The initial heights of both sides were exactly the same, but the heights of Mitarai and Kohei were different. Mitarai was a little shorter than Kohei, which resulted in Mitarai being hit by the meat and balls first... it shouldn't be the meat and balls.

So a duet sounded in the classroom, but the scumbags didn't care about the two people who were put down at all, and just scribbled on their notebooks.

Iori: "150° is too high." Takaharu: "Next time, just lower it a little and there will be no problem."

Fujiwara came over and said: "Thanks to you, the sample broke the first time this time, and next time you don't have to worry about whether the sample breaks or not."

In response, Takaharu just said: "Ah, it's okay, if you want to thank me, you can be the second one later."

Takaharu didn't finish his words, Fujiwara had already run back to his group.

After the two people who were tied up for the first time took a break, they said at the same time: "The second place will be appointed by me!"

Kohei chose Iori who betrayed him, and Mitarai chose Yamamoto who had just escaped.

The two who resisted fiercely were also pressed onto the experimental table. Of course, in order to reassure Iori and prevent Takaharu from losing control, Kohei explained: "Actually, I have the last experimental report, which was given to me by a senior in the club."

Iori was relieved now, and Yamamoto, who also overheard it, was also relieved. Before being tied up, Yamamoto specifically instructed: "Remember to adjust the data given to me to Kohei's data, so that we can succeed!"

After the two were tied up and put on the cushion crotch protector, Kohei took out the report and said: "The calculation steps above are the same, just follow the aboveCome on, it's OK."

Takaharu looked at the answer and said, "It says 138°, so let's adjust it to 138°." After that, in order to reassure Iori, Takaharu asked Iori to look at the final result.

Iori found that the two did not report the data randomly, and the adjustment was exactly 138°. Even though it felt a bit high, he couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect that I misunderstood you."

Yamamoto from the other group also said anxiously: "138° is correct, let's set it to this."

For Iori's thanks, Kohei sneered, "No, you didn't misunderstand, because the evaluation of this report is - it's completely wrong! ! Redo it! ! "

Because this sentence was written below, and Takaharu just deliberately didn't let Iori see it, so Iori mistakenly thought that the two of them had a change of heart.

Yamamoto also heard this, but it was too late to change it now. In revenge, Mitarai from his group deliberately raised the angle by two degrees.

The two terrified people were also shocked, and Kohei explained leisurely: "I didn't say that this report was correct, did I?"

Takaharu nodded with a confident look on his face, "Yes, you didn't say it."

However, in this case, only Takaharu who hadn't taken the test yet had to accept the next experiment. In order to save his happy sex life, Takaharu looked at Kohei: "Kohei, let me see the report in your hand."

After taking the report from Kohei, Takaharu recalculated it, compared it with the textbook, and then said: "The calculation steps are indeed correct, but there is a missing symbol here, which leads to another error. The correct answer is 101°. ”

The other two people who were about to go on stage also came over, "Let's calculate it again."

After various verifications, several people determined the correct answer.

Now Takaharu and Nojima stood on the experimental table with confidence.

Takaharu said confidently: "Let's start, just adjust it to 101°, I believe in my calculation."

Iori and Kohei nodded without saying anything, but Takaharu saw that the hammer was rising higher and higher, obviously exceeding 101°, "What are you doing?"

Iori: "You made a mistake in your calculation just now." Kohei: "You forgot an important coefficient."

Takaharu: "What coefficient? I just verified it twice!"

Iori and Kohei said in unison: "The coefficient of revenge! "

After escaping twice, Takaharu finally faced the meat and egg attack.

Nojima on the other side was not much better. He also forgot how could a person with a strong desire for revenge not take revenge.

But in this way, Takaharu found an embarrassing point. The three people in his group had done the experiment, and there would be problems if the fourth person came up.

Takaharu suddenly had an idea and thought of someone who had never done this experiment.

When the associate professor came to check the experimental situation, the three rushed forward. Iori: "Professor! We were wrong, professor!"

Kohei: "I'm sorry, professor! We underestimated this experiment!"

Takaharu: "Please teach us material mechanics! Professor, I want to learn material mechanics!"

Faced with the flattery of the three, the associate professor smiled slightly: "Oh, have you finally realized your immaturity?"

"Yes!" The three stood up and replied.

Kohei: "So professor!" Takaharu: "Please guide us young people!" Iori: "Please! ”

“Ha, ha, ha, okay, okay,” the associate professor was very happy to be called professor by the three people, “I will let you go and teach you well! !”

So, the associate professor became the last experimenter in this group.

The three people no longer pretended. Iori: “Then please show me.”

Kohei: “Open your legs more.”

Takaharu: “Don’t forget to use force on your abdomen, otherwise it will hurt.”

“You are still too stupid,” the associate professor said confidently, “How could this professor be wrong? Adjust the angle to 101° for me!”

Iori: “Yes!” Kohei: “Follow your instructions, professor!” Takaharu: “Then let’s start, professor!”

“Let me show you my correct calculation!” the associate professor said confidently, “The pendulum will stop perfectly at 1mm between the thighs. "

However, the associate professor suddenly found something wrong behind the pendulum. After a closer look, he found that there was an extra 300g weight on the pendulum, which means...

The associate professor covered his buttocks and wrote down all the formulas on the whiteboard with his own experience, explaining to the scumbags how to calculate.