The Book of Maiden Contract

The ancients said that it is better to demolish ten bridges than one temple, and ten temples to be destroyed than one marriage.

Hearing that Marisa said that he was the man who slept with her, Lin Luo thought she was here to tear down temples and bridges. To put it bluntly, she deliberately made trouble for him and destroyed the harmonious and friendly relationship between him and Reimu. But when she heard her last words, Lin Luo finally remembered... Yes, he did sleep with Marisa once, not only Marisa, but also Reimu, who hugged him left and right.

To commemorate that beautiful night, he also wrote a poem: Black and white are precious, red and white are more expensive, if it is for Shuangfei, both can be thrown away... Classic, classic! Ah, it seems to be digressing.

In short, what Marisa said is true, but the problem is... that night, the three of them were all drunk by that drunkard Cuixiang, and they didn't do anything except cuddle together and sleep the whole night!

It's rare for him to be inferior to a beast once. How could he become a beast in Marisa's eyes? Does she think that sperm will fly around automatically? This is too pure!

Lin Luo immediately burst into tears.

At the same time, Lingmeng also turned his face away, not knowing what expression to face.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong!" I was embarrassed to say it before, but now that I have said it, Marisa is not so entangled. Seeing that the expressions of the two are different from what I expected, I can't help but Said with a wrinkled face.

"Well, how should I put it..." Lin Luo scratched his head, even though his IQ was over 250, he also felt a bit like a fly facing a seamless egg at this time, "Why do you think that would be Pregnant? And it’s been several years, already past the October pregnancy deadline.”

"Of course there is a reason." Marisa reached into her arms, Lin Luo thought she was going to take out a gun and blow her head off to vent her anger, but in the end she took out a book and handed it over, "Look at this! "

Lin Luo reached out to take it, only to see seven large characters written on the cover: Nezha is naughty and asks three thousand questions.

Lin Luo immediately felt a sense of thunder, but when he saw the author's signature in the lower right corner, he calmed down, because the author was... Paqiuli Noreki.

Marisa clasped her hands and said seriously, "Although it is common sense for women to conceive in October..."

The five words of women's common sense coming out of your mouth really make people feel ridiculous.

Lin Luo secretly complained in his heart, and Marisa continued, "But the world is full of wonders, and there are some exceptions. For example, Nezha's mother gave birth to Nezha after three years of pregnancy. From this, it can be seen that this Pregnancy also has an incubation period... Reimu is lucky and gave birth in less than a year, but this does not rule out the possibility that I will be pregnant for three years!"

"..."

"..."

After hearing her words, Lin Luo and Lingmeng looked at each other in blank dismay, speechless.

After a while, Reimu finally came back to his senses, tilted his head with embarrassment, "Well... I think what Marisa said makes sense, in fact, I gave birth to Mingmu because of that incident."

Hey hey, why don't you pick up the shit you dropped on the ground!

Obviously, Reimu doesn't want too many people to know that she has been fucked. Since Marisa has such a god theory, she might as well climb up the pole, covering up the truth well.

Lin Luo sighed secretly, forget it, since you all don't want to be f*cking, then I'll throw it away too.

"Marisa, what about this matter... well, it is force majeure in the end, so don't worry about it, just live a good life." Lin Luo patted Marisa's shoulder, and the male protagonist's miraculous skills in countless harem anime 'force majeure' ', he is also handy to use.

Marisa was a little more shy, and a little more angry, "How can I not care! Although I thought it should be nothing before, what should I do if I really get pregnant? Now, do you think it is possible to get pregnant? "

"Well, I think..." Lin Luo touched his chin and thought for a moment, then said with a sad face, "Although the probability is very small, that possibility cannot be ruled out."

"That's right, that's why I'm bothered." Marisa sat down and said dejectedly, "Although I wouldn't hate it if I had a cute child like Mingmu, but I really can't do it like Reimu. It's not easy to discuss this matter with outsiders to be a single mother without shame..."

"Hey, are you mocking?!" Lingmeng immediately lowered her face.

But Marisa didn't hear it, talking to herself alone.

"Hey, what are you all doing? It seems very lively." Just as Marisa was talking to himself, Lin Luo and Reimu were relatively silent, and Ming Meng was eating breakfast obediently, a sweet and soft A voice suddenly came from outside.

Everyone turned their heads reflexively, and saw a girl with long green hair in a blue and white maiden costume standing there at the entrance of the shrine—Dongfenggu Sanae.

"It's Sanae."

"So it's Sanae."

Reimu and Marisa's enthusiasm was obviously not very high, and they turned their heads after just a glance.

The corners of Sanae's eyes twitched suddenly, "That tone of disappointment... What are you two up to? You are too indifferent to my friend!"

"Ah, it's Sanae's mother!" As soon as she finished speaking, Mingmeng ran over excitedly, threw herself into Sanae's arms, and lay on her chest, rubbing her face.

"Oh, Xiao Mingmeng is really, they say don't call me mom anymore, let's not say that I am embarrassed to hear it, and Reimu will be unhappy too." Sanae touched the head of the girl in her arms, although She said so, but the bright smile on her face revealed the joy in her heart unreservedly.

"But I really like Mama Sanae's. It's soft and fragrant, and the food is delicious."

"Is that right, that's it, hehe, in fact, I'm just a little bit faster than Reimu, it's not a big deal."

Lin Luo was ashamed to hear this, Sanae really didn't miss the chance to compete with Lingmeng, Mingmeng was so attached to her, her vanity must have been greatly satisfied.

But then again, regardless of appearance, Sanae is more like a mother than Reimu, whether it is attitude or the atmosphere of getting along. If someone who doesn't know the inside story sees Sanae and Mingmeng hugging like this, they will probably think that She is Mingmeng's biological mother... As expected, she is indeed a miraculous maiden known as a wife.

etc!

Since Mingmeng called Sanae her mother, how should he call her?

Lin Luo began to fantasize.

On the opposite side, after putting down Mingmeng hanging on her body like a koala, Sanae took a few steps forward, looked at Lin Luo with a slight smile, and said generously: "It's been a long time, I'm glad to see you again. "

"You don't seem surprised at all?" Lin Luo was somewhat surprised. Before, whether it was Reimu or Marisa, they were a little surprised when they saw him, but Sanae's attitude at the moment was unusually calm.

Is it because Sanae has no ambiguous relationship with him?

Sanae smiled calmly, "Because I perform sacrifices every morning, Lord Shenming told me that I will meet an unexpected person today. If I say I am surprised, I have already been surprised before."

"So that's it." Lin Luo nodded, took a few steps forward, and stretched out his hand, "Then please allow me to say something, I am very glad to see you again...Mother Sanae."

Sanae's outstretched hand was immediately retracted by Lin Luo's "Mother Sanae", blushing and shouting, "Don't bark, it will cause misunderstanding!"

"That's right. Then... Aunt Sanae."

"What kind of trouble is that expression like facing Obasan? Did you intend to make me angry!" Sanae immediately became angry.

Lin Luo apologized, "Sorry, I was wrong, Sanae-chan."

"Don't add sauce! Really, it's fine to call me like before."

"That's what I've always called you before, Sanae wife."

"..." After changing four titles in a row, Sanae suddenly became weak, and sighed in pain as she put her hand on her forehead, "Ah, forget it, this super ghost-like aura is still as strong as ever."

"By the way, what were you talking about just now?" Sanae quickly ignored Lin Luo's teasing, and asked Reimu and Marisa.

"Uh, well...it's really nothing, haha." The two laughed. They didn't want to talk about the topic just now, but their IQs were too low, and they were obviously not good at lying, even if it was IQ. Gao's Sanae could also see that they were deliberately covering up.

"It's really suspicious." Sanae stared at them.

Lin Luo shook his head secretly, thanks to the fact that he deliberately teased Sanae to change the subject, it was completely in vain.

"Actually..." Lin Luo had no choice but to speak again, trying to fool the question away, but before he finished speaking, Ming Meng pulled Sanae's sleeve and said innocently and cheerfully, "Mom and Dad were talking about Shuangfei just now. "

bang bang bang!

As soon as Mingmeng said this, the three people over there had all rushed to the street.

Shuangfei Shuangfei, how can you speak so cheerfully about such an evil thing?

Although Marisa is very pure, she can at least know that Shuangfei is a very dirty term, but Sanae, who is known as a wife, obviously doesn't know, and said blankly: "What is Shuangfei?"

Mingmeng explained to her with a smile: "Two women and one man sleeping together is double flying, Paqiuli told me, and I am the father and mother Marisa double flying."

The three of them who were the protagonists of Shuangfei just got up when they fell to the ground again.

"What!" Sanae finally understood, her complexion changed drastically, almost reflexively, she retreated a few meters back with Mingmeng in her arms, blushing and shouted at the three of them, "You...you...you really It's too impure!"

...Ten minutes later, after a long and hard explanation, Sanae finally understood that the so-called double flight was not what she thought, it was just that they were drunk and accidentally slept together.

"Really, even if it's just like this, you can't say it in front of Mingmeng. You will teach children badly. You are so messed up!" Although Sanae understood the situation, she was still a little dissatisfied, and reprimanded the three with a sullen face. .

Originally born in the outside world, although she is used to the life in Gensokyo, she is obviously clearer in terms of common sense than the local girls in Gensokyo, and compared to these three, her integrity is also infinitely greater.

"Yes, yes, we will never talk about it again in the future." The three of them nodded repeatedly. They really had no room to refute these words. Who would have thought that Mingmeng's knowledge was so extensive that he could even understand such esoteric words as Shuangfei ...It's all Muq's fault!

Seeing that the three of them were determined to change their ways, Sanae was no longer angry, she pinched her chin, with a curious expression on her face, "But having said that, it's incredible that you can have a baby if you just sleep together like that .”

"This is Gensokyo, common sense doesn't apply here, Sanae, you are still far behind." Marisa said with a look of a senior, and the old god was there.

In other words, this guy was very shy just now, but he changed really quickly.

Sanae nodded in agreement, "That's right, anything can happen in Gensokyo, and I wouldn't be surprised if Marisa gave birth to a child someday."

"..." Marisa fell silent for a moment.

Lin Luo: "..."

Reimu:"……"

The two looked at each other, turned their heads away, and kept silent, just thinking in their hearts: These two brats are so pure!

"Okay, let's not talk about this matter, it's important." Seeing that Marisa stopped talking, Sanae immediately looked straight, and said to Reimu and Marisa, "What I said last time, you are ready." No?"

"Ah, that matter, indeed, it's about time." Lingmeng nodded, changing from her previous laziness, and rarely showing a serious expression.

At the same time, Marisa's domineering reappeared, "I came here for this matter, and I must kill that guy today... But to be honest, that guy is not only powerful, but also has super luck. Even if the three of us work together, it will be very difficult to defeat her."

After finishing speaking, she couldn't help showing a troubled expression.

"That's true." Sanae nodded, "So, in order to completely defeat her and make her never recover, the three of us must cooperate fully. First of all, we need to suppress her luck!"

"Luck... Reimu is suitable for this mission." Marisa said.

Lingmeng thought for a moment, "It is indeed possible to suppress her luck with my lucky value, well, leave it to me."

Sanae said: "Then my task is to assist Marisa and use my miracle power to open the way for you."

Marisa said: "In the end, I gathered all my strength and hit her directly!"

"This is the battle plan!" While speaking, the three of them clasped their hands together in a majestic manner.

How is this going?

Seeing the three major city management officers seriously discuss how to deal with an enemy, Lin Luo was completely dumbfounded.

"Wait! What are you guys talking about? And, who is that she? It's worth the three of you joining forces." Lin Luo couldn't help asking, affected by their aura, he also cared a little bit, could it be? The abyssal demons will not succeed.

The eyes of the three shot at him, and they said in unison: "Who else! Of course it is the biggest and most damned local tycoon in Gensokyo - Remilia Scarlet!"

"ah?!"

(to be continued)