The Book of Maiden Contract

After losing the theme, this meaningful banquet became as usual as usual, with scratching spirits singing, goblins dancing, mentally handicapped children playing happy games, and Other monsters and humans, either in groups of three or four, or looking at each other in twos, chatted while drinking.

This is a daily routine in Gensokyo every once in a while.

"Eh?! Marisa, yesterday you and Patchouli were sleeping together naked, didn't you?" Alice heard the gossip from nowhere, and she was asking Marisa and Patchouli... apparently in Gensokyo The theory of gossip was very popular, and when it reached her ears, things were obviously distorted.

"Where did you hug and sleep together? It must be that paparazzi talking nonsense!" Marisa obviously didn't think that had happened. Although it was true that they hugged each other naked, it was force majeure, and how could they sleep together? ?

After she finished speaking, she began to look for the culprit in the crowd.

"That's not what the tabloid reporter said, it was Reimu who told me!"

"What! Reimu is so immoral, I didn't expect her to spread rumors."

"Is it really a rumor?"

"Of course, it's just a prank by that loli vampire... By the way, why should I explain it to you?"

"But Lingmeng told me that you are pregnant with a child!"

"What! Marisa, are you pregnant?!"

"Stop talking nonsense, Paqiuli, keep reading."

"Marisa, you are too impure!"

"The child's affairs must be explained clearly. Whose is it?"

Alice and Patchouli dragged Marisa back and forth, wanting her to explain their doubts, but Marisa, who was caught between the two, felt a headache, "Ahh... so annoying."

On the other side, in front of a certain cherry blossom tree, three girls, Flandre, Gu Mingdilian, and Feng Shoumei gathered together again. They saw a certain person lying under the cherry blossom tree, and they suddenly became interested.

"Hey, let's play." Fran suggested.

"Playing what?" Love asked.

Flan pointed to the person lying in front of her, and said excitedly, "How about seeing who will spoil her first?"

"Oh, that's a good proposal, I like it." Feng Shoumei agreed without saying a word, and then lightly poked the man's body with the trident a few times, "It seems to be sleeping soundly, just for us to play. "

"Go play, you little ghost girls!" Fujiwara Meihong, who had been sleeping soundly, woke up immediately after being poked like this, and roared loudly when she jumped up, and the whole person was furious... It was really blazing, the blaze was so bright that it almost burned the cherry blossom trees.

"Ah! Cirno, Cirno has melted!"

Although the cherry tree was not burned, the ice goblin who happened to pass by in the air was burned upright, and then his whole body turned into a puff of mist and disappeared without a trace, causing the other fairies to scream.

Meihong ignored Qi Lunuo, who was hit by Chiyu, but glared at the three guys who hugged her to sleep in front of her, "Damn your sister, get the hell out of here, don't disturb my sleep, and... this young man, but... No matter how you play, you will not lose your physique!"

"Ah, it's amazing, I really want to play." Fran was not frightened, but looked forward to it, and the other two were similarly excited, with eyes like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman.

Well! Why... it seems to have the opposite effect?

Looking at the three men's staring eyes, Meihong instinctively felt something was wrong.

In an area in the center of the banquet, there are more than a dozen tourist tablecloths laid on the ground, and on one of the cloths are Kami Shirasawa Kei, Yagi Eirin and Yakumo Lan. They are very famous in Gensokyo Intellectuals know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. At the same time, they also have one thing in common, that is, the identity of parents.

And when parents get together, the center of discussion is obviously only their own children.

"Hey, talking about my sister Hong's child, it's really not worrying at all. No matter how I teach her, she doesn't want to get close to others, she's too withdrawn." Shang Bai Ze Huiyin shook her head and sighed.

"Although Meihong is a bit withdrawn, she still often basks in the sun and goes out for a walk, and my family Huiye has always been out of the door. If she is a boudoir princess, it will be fine, but her this The princess has focused on online games for a thousand years, and recently she has become obsessed with some kind of light, and she has locked herself in the game room for three months, and I don't know if it's moldy or not... Sigh!" Bayi Yonglin sighed However, it is the helplessness and emotion of the parents that cannot be explained.

At the same time, Yakumo Lan took a sip of wine and began to vomit bitterness, "You are not bad, you only need to take care of one, but in fact your children don't need to take care of them at all, but what about me? I There are old people and young people... Ugh!"

Speaking of this, she subconsciously glanced around, and found that Yakumo Zi was really not nearby, and then continued: "The little one is too lively, scratching and biting, and often breaks the furniture at home." , once the playful surname comes up, anyone who doesn't pay attention will run away without a trace, and I don't know when I can stand alone. As for the old one... well, I'm really angry when I mention it. Things are thrown at me, I don’t see anyone for two or three days, I either hide in the gaps to sleep every day, or use the gaps to eat, drink and gamble, doing all kinds of evil, what kind of sage, I think it’s just an idler!"

"Uh, that..." Listening to Yakumo Lan's resentful complaints, Yayi Yonglin and Kamibaizawa Huiyin couldn't help sweating. Sure enough, this fox usually accumulated too much pressure.

"Actually, looking at it from another angle, our children are pretty good. At least when I'm in class, although Meihong is impatient, she will listen obediently and be very polite."

"That's true. Although my Kaguya is a useless princess who is addicted to online games, but other than that, she really has no shortcomings. She is virtuous and elegant."

"Listen to what you said... Although my orange is a little more active, it is also very energetic. Although Master Zi is a little lazy, every time something big happens, she is able to turn the tide and be respected."

"So... let's not envy other people's children."

"Yes, yes, drinking and drinking..."

Then, the three intellectuals and parents raised their glasses and drank together.

"Excuse me, have you met my Yuyuko-sama today?"

"That... have you seen my black rabbit?"

"By the way, have you seen my second lady?"

While other people were enjoying the joy of the banquet, the three chief executives of Gensokyo, Soul Youmeng, Lingsen*Tanhuayuan and Hong Meiling were trying hard to find someone, and then they bumped into each other. "It's been a long time since I saw Yuyuko-sama. I don't know if I ask other people, or even where she went. What if there is nothing to eat? Will she starve to death? I'm so worried."

"Youyouzi is an undead, how could she starve to death, but Emperor, since the banquet started, I don't know where she went. I'm really worried that she is playing some prank again, and if something troublesome happens."

"The god you are talking about is the black-bellied rabbit, so you don't have to worry too much. It is impossible for that little guy to cause trouble in this kind of place, but it is my second lady. I'm gone, I'm worried... What if she ruins others? What if she ruins herself? "

The three of them talked about things that worried each other, then looked at each other, and sighed, "Ahh... I'm really worried!"

Listening to the conversation of the three, Sheng Bailian, who was sitting not far away, smiled knowingly, "Young people are really nice, energetic and enviable."

Kanako Yasaka, who was beside her, teased, "You sound like an old woman."

"It's not like the old woman, but we are the aunt group."

"Hey, hey, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said." Shiya Suwako didn't want to. She is the god of lolita, not an old lady.

"Well, in terms of age and temperament, we are indeed big moms, even though the cosmic man is a bit older than us." Alice's mother, Shen Qi, who is also the god of the demon world, laughed.

"That's why I said, in terms of age and temperament, I'm not an old lady!" Suwako was really angry.

Under the big tree on the other side, Yibuki Cuixiang leaned against the tree and pointed at Sheng Bailian's group with envy all over her face, "That's great, those aunts are drunk and crazy, I'm going to meet a drinking buddy nothing."

"Hey, are you ignoring us?" Hoshiguma Yuki and Shemeimaruwen frowned suddenly.

"It's too little. Although you can drink well, it's more interesting to drink with Zi and Yuyuko." Cuixiang said rude words while drinking.

In the end, sitting on the luxurious grand master's chair, watching everyone drinking and chatting freely, Remilia was full of complacency, and showed off to the people next to her, "How is it, did my banquet go well?"

Gu Ming Dijue took a sip of tea, and said lightly: "It's so-so. Banquets of this level can be held every day in the Earth Spirit Hall if I want."

"Uh!" Remilia was at a loss for words. She originally wanted to show off her wealth in front of this old enemy, but after thinking about it carefully, Gu Mingjue, as the master of the Earth Spirit Hall, manages almost the entire underground world, and is also an invisible mountain. Bai Fumei who is not dewy!

"Yo, it looks like everyone is having a good time." Just as the two eldest ladies were confronting each other, a voice suddenly sounded in the sky, attracting everyone's attention.

Everyone looked towards the sound, and saw a strange man wearing a black cloak, a mask on his face, and a rose in his mouth standing on the roof of the Hakurei Shrine.

In the eyes of everyone, the man threw down the rose, and then made a chic gesture, pointing at everyone, domineering, "The sun rises in the east, I am the only invincible, please call me the invincible in the east, from now on , I will accept everything from you!"

(to be continued)