The Book of Maiden Contract
1016 Fragrant toilet water and her old-fashioned story
Lin Luo exchanged the painful price of transforming into a panda to get the answer that Youxiang is Tsundere. He thinks it is a good deal. At least a woman who acts Tsundere towards you means that she already cares about you. For example, Youxiang is arrogant and coquettish... ...Wait, she doesn't seem to be coquettish yet?
Well, although Youxiang is currently only proud, it doesn't mean that she won't become Jiao in the future, as long as Lin Luo can complete the strategy against her, and Lin Luo is the best at Ao Jiao.
If you want to attack a Tsundere, as long as you know her preferences, it is as easy as drinking water.
Speaking of which, what are Youxiang's hobbies?
Thinking of this, Lin Luo found it difficult, because he didn't know much about Kazakhstan, except that she was a person who liked to enjoy flowers, liked to be alone, and would not joke with others casually, nor would she casually follow her. Other than being a domineering super monster who communicates with people, I don't know any other important strategy elements... Oh, by the way, and she has very few friends.
From the known information so far, Youxiang's only friends are Shen Qi and the poisonous puppet Medicin. Although there is another Li Gelu who is closer to her, but to put it bluntly, it is only Li Gelu, a masochist single. It's all about looking for abuse... If it's the best, let's add Yiwen Jielin.
Shenqi was crying and shouting to marry her (brain made up), Medicin is a little kid who doesn't understand anything, although Yi Wenjielin is very scheming, but she wants to see Kazami Yuka who is older and more sophisticated. It is obviously impossible to get a thorough understanding, so it is too naive to start from these three people and find a breakthrough to attack Youxiang.
In fact, Lin Luo didn't count on it. He even thought that instead of going to them, he might as well go to Yakumo Zi... There is a saying that the person who knows you best is not your friend, but your enemy.
Yakumo Zi and Kazami Yuka should be regarded as enemies, right?
Along the way, Lin Luo thought wildly, and when his thoughts finally flew to the m78 nebula, Youxiang's home was already in sight.
Where is Youxiang's home and how to get there? This is a secret, and I won't tell you. After all, a woman who has a secret is a good woman. For example, the secret of the maid's bust, the secret of the lady's panties, the secret of whether Youmu is a shota or a loli, the secret of Kaguya's house masturbating how many times a day in the room, and the secret of Zima's age... Buddha said: It cannot be said.
In short, although it was a bit beyond Lin Luo's expectation, on the whole, Youxiang's home is still in line with her temperament. To describe it in four simple words, that is - the kingdom of flowers.
The house is not very big, it is a level that even Reimu can be proud of, but the walls on all sides are covered with vines, and there are many sunflowers planted around, standing tall, some even exceed the height of the house, probably It is because of the ability of the fragrance, it does not wither, just like a chrysanthemum.
Then there is the inside of the house. Although there are two floors separated, Lin Luo can guess that even if the second floor is not barren, there will be no more than two-digit furniture, and half of them are It is used for flowers.
It can be seen from this that Yuxiang's life is really simple and monotonous, but it is probably because of such a simple life that she can reach the level of almost invincible in Gensokyo. Think about Yakumo Zi and Reimu, one is always sleeping, the other is always in a daze, it is because they never pursue the excitement and excitement of life that they are so powerful.
On the other hand, Miss, although she is the richest man in Gensokyo and has a colorful life, it is precisely because of too much enjoyment in life that she is so useless and loses such majesty.
Well, the topic is far away.
Guided by Youxiang, Lin Luo came to her flower hut, first secretly discussed her simple life, then she was taken aback, pointed upstairs and asked: "Why are the two of them here?"
Lin Luo realized that he was wrong. Although the room was a bit small, it could still accommodate many people. For example, Ewen Jielin and Lily slept upstairs. Of course he didn't see it with his eyes, but with the familiar breath, whether he saw it or not was the same.
It's not surprising that Yiwen Jielin is here, after all, she and Youxiang have been dating for two years, but Lily has also joined this new generation of girls, which is unexpected to him... The triangle relationship is very scary.
Youxiang's thoughts are obviously not as dirty as Lin Luo's, and he said calmly: "We fought a battle in the thirteenth dimension before, and everyone was a little tired, so we rest here, and at the same time, we can take advantage of the sleep time to feel the victory If you don't want to disturb them, don't bother them."
"So that's the case." Lin Luo nodded and said that it was the case, but in fact he half-understood it, but it wasn't a big deal anyway, so he didn't bother to ask any more.
"What do you want to drink?" You Xiang beckoned Lin Luo to sit down, and asked seemingly casually.
After Lin Luo sat down, he also answered casually: "Sister juice."
"What?" You Xiang was taken aback for a moment.
Lin Luo woke up and quickly changed his words, "Just have a cup of coffee."
Youxiang frowned slightly. Although she didn't know what sister's juice was, she instinctively felt that it was not a good thing. She casually took out a kettle from the cabinet next to her and poured it into a cup. With a loud bang, Lin Luo On the table in front of him, he said angrily, "Drink toilet water!"
It's also fortunate that Youxiang didn't keep pace with the times, and didn't understand the meaning of the word sister juice, otherwise what she would have given Lin Luo to drink would not be toilet water, but the magic cannon.
Lin Luo took a sip from the cup and found that the toilet water was not the toilet water he used to deal with mosquito bites in the summer, but the real dew collected from the flowers. Although the taste is very light, it has a different flavor Fragrance, refreshing.
"It's delicious, it tastes like you." Lin Luo praised.
You Xiang also poured herself a glass, she was about to drink it, but when she heard this sentence, she couldn't drink any more.
"Why don't you drink?" Seeing her holding the cup still, Lin Luo asked curiously.
"If this water smelled like you, would you drink it?" You Xiang rolled her eyes.
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, and then realized that if the toilet water had his own smell, he probably wouldn't drink it. After all, it was no different from his own bath water, and You Xiang obviously didn't like to drink his own bath water... Although in his previous world, there must be many nerds who like to drink.
So Lin Luo quickly changed his words, "This water is very good, it tastes like me."
You Xiang immediately put the cup containing the toilet water aside, "Forget it, I'll go and pour out all the toilet water at home later."
"..." Lin Luo was speechless.
Originally thought that Youxiang was just hiding her arrogant attribute, but she didn't expect to hide her ability to complain all the time. If she didn't come here by chance this time, he really wouldn't know that Youxiang has so many house attributes... Having said that, where did she learn this ability to complain? They are almost catching up with themselves.
Seeing that she really didn't drink anymore, Lin Luo couldn't enjoy the fragrant toilet water alone, but he couldn't find a topic for a while, so he might as well borrow some toilet water and asked, "By the way, how did you collect this water? ? If my guess is correct, this should be the dew that dripped from the flowers in the early morning, right?"
You Xiang nodded, she didn't seem to be interested in talking, and said lightly: "You are right, but I didn't collect this water."
"Who is that?"
"Flower Fairy."
"And the Fairy of Flowers?"
Hearing Lin Luo ask such an idiotic question, You Xiang glared at him, with a hint of irritation in her disdainful tone, "There are fairies of lakes and fairies of ice, why can't there be fairies of flowers? Don't you despise flowers?! "
After being questioned like this, Lin Luo was immediately speechless. He just felt that Youxiang had eaten gunpowder today, and his mouth was full of the smell of guns. But after thinking about it, he was arrogant. normal.
In fact, what she said can be understood in this way: brother, the flower is also very powerful, really powerful, don't look down on him~~ With such a brainstorming, Lin Luo's depression was swept away immediately, and he smiled: "Of course I am. I didn't look down on you, but you know that my IQ has dropped a lot today."
"Why did IQ drop? Did you eat brain fragments?" You Xiang said sarcastically.
Lin Luo has already set up the automatic cute brain supplement program in his mind, so even if he is said so, he is not angry, and said with a smile: "I didn't eat the brain fragments, I just saw you."
What he said was right, it was true that his IQ suddenly dropped after seeing You Xiang today.
But from You Xiang's ears, these words were almost the same as the confession two years ago, she couldn't help but blushed slightly, then she turned her head away and snorted coldly.
This snort was neither cold nor majestic, but rather delicate, of course, there was still nine points of pride. But being charming means making progress, and Lin Luo said that the brain is a great success.
Youxiang's delicacy was only for a moment, and she calmed down in an instant, and said: "I have thousands of flower fairies in my family, and they are all responsible for collecting the dew."
"Thousands?!" Even Lin Luo was shocked after hearing this, and instinctively looked around, not to mention thousands of flower fairies, not even a single fly.
"Don't tell me that your flower fairies can be invisible, or that they are your friends in the air." Lin Luo couldn't help complaining.
"Of course they won't be invisible, and they're not air, they're right by your side."
"Sorry, I think my eyes are still good, but where is your flower fairy?" Lin Luo spread his hands, looked at the empty room and asked You Xiang.
You Xiang said: "They are more shy of strangers, and you will be scared when you see them, so it's better for you not to see them, lest they can't work normally at night."
Goblins are afraid of life? Do not make jokes!
Lin Luo felt that this was really a joke. If it was fairies from other worlds, it might be true, but fairies in Gensokyo would never be afraid of strangers, not to mention Qi Lunuo's "oldest mother" ice fairy. She is not afraid of anything, even the weaker Sanyue Jing, with their character of taking pranks as their own responsibility and even daring to bully Lingmeng, not to mention being afraid of strangers, even those who are familiar with them are not afraid!
Knowing that Lin Luo didn't believe it, You Xiang didn't continue to play tricks, and said: "Look at the flowers behind you, and you will know if you look carefully."
Lin Luo turned around instinctively, and there was a row of daffodils behind him. The flowers were in full bloom and smelled fragrant, but even so, they were just ordinary flowers... Eh? etc!
Looking carefully, Lin Luo suddenly found something wrong, because there was a small figure in the stamen. This figure was not even the size of a little finger, and at most it was a little bigger than a bee. If you don't pay attention, It's easy to mistake it for a bee, but after being reminded by Youxiang, Lin Luo can see clearly that it's not a bee, but...a little girl!
That's right, it's a little girl about the size of a bee, with regular features and a delicate face. If she were transformed into a normal human figure, she would definitely be a big beauty, but now she can only be regarded as a little beauty.
This...is the Fairy of Flowers? !
Seeing this little beauty, Lin Luo was really shocked, and subconsciously looked at Kazami Yuuka, who nodded slightly, with a faint smile in his eyes.
Then, Lin Luo looked at the flowers again, and found that there was a little beauty living in each stamen. If there were such beauties living in other flowers, then based on the countless flowers inside and outside the house, this would be There are indeed thousands of flower fairies.
Is this a hidden beauty in a flower house?
Lin Luo couldn't help but ask himself, he thought he had already hidden enough Jiao in his family, but he didn't expect to be compared with You Xiang...it's so weak!
Probably because Lin Luo was too engrossed in watching it, the flower fairies who lived in the daffodils and were taking a nap suddenly woke up, and then stretched out their small hands like toothpicks to rub their eyes.
This cute movement immediately made Lin Luo cute, and he couldn't help stretching out his hand, trying to catch the flower fairy inside, and put it in the palm of his hand to have a good look at it.
But just like what Youxiang said, the flower fairies are very afraid of life, seeing his big hand stretching out, the flower fairies, who were not doing well before, suddenly turned around as if seeing the end of the world, imitating The appearance of an ostrich buried its head in the pistil, trembling.
"..." Lin Luo sweated profusely.
Seeing that these flower fairies were too frightened, Lin Luo had no choice but to withdraw his hand. Even the idea of borrowing some flower fairies to raise them back just came up and gave up. After all, these little guys are too afraid of life. Only the fragrance of the flower demon can approach them.
As for myself, I'm afraid I can't hide my beauty in the flower house.
Youxiang looked at her disappointed expression, probably also guessed his thoughts, and said: "Give up, every creature has its own law of survival, they are different from ordinary fairies, they are born from flowers and survive by flowers , There is only one way to die if you leave the flowers, and those who don't know how to communicate with flowers can't support them at all."
"I gave up at first." Lin Luo shrugged, but hearing You Xiang seemed to have something to say, he couldn't help saying, "Then, what is your way of life?"
"My way of living?" You Xiang was slightly taken aback, as if she suddenly thought of something, her indifferent expression suddenly sank, not angry, but an inexplicable sadness.
Even Lin Luo, under her sudden "change of face", felt a little heavy.
Because of this question, the atmosphere fell into silence. It was not until after a while that Youxiang's expression returned to normal, and she said, "I want to tell a story, would you like to hear it?"
"All ears."
Youxiang nodded, closing her eyes as if lost in memory, she opened her eyes after a while, cleared her throat and said: "A long time ago, that was the era when demons and ghosts were widely known, and it was also an era when geniuses were born in large numbers. Go down with one stone, maybe you will hit the big monster of the future..."
Although Youxiang's story had a very old-fashioned beginning, Lin Luo didn't feel any impatience, nor was she disturbed, and listened attentively.
"In such an era, there was a very ordinary monster, without powerful ancestors and backers, and without the talent to surpass others. He was so ordinary that he could never be found after being thrown into a group of monsters. He was so ordinary that he would become the partner of other powerful monsters anytime. Food, even among monsters of the same generation, she is the weakest existence. Some monsters who are similar to her age call her herbivorous type, but in fact, she is not even herbivorous type. It's a lone weed."
"However, even in such an environment, she didn't have any complaints. Even if she was despised and bullied everywhere, she never complained about injustice, because at that time, the weak were the prey to the strong, so she endured all this , but... she also won't bow her head!"
"If God doesn't give it to me, I will fight for it myself! This is what she believes in. It doesn't matter if you don't have talent, and it doesn't matter if you don't have a backer. At least she still has herself, and she can still work hard. If she even gives up on herself, then there is still a future." What way out?"
"That's it. In that cruel world, while carefully avoiding powerful enemies, this ordinary monster practiced day and night to improve his physical fitness, monster power, and control...Of course, without the teachings of the elders, She struggles, it takes her at least a few days to learn something that other monsters can learn in just one day, and sometimes she can't even learn it no matter how much time she spends."
"But it doesn't matter. If she can't learn it in one day, it will take her ten days. If she can't learn it in ten days, it will take her a hundred days. If she can't learn it in a hundred days, it will take more time... She is working hard, and she is better than anyone else." Work hard, even if the whole world abandons her, she will never give up on herself!"
"While practicing and challenging, she used all means to acquire excellent knowledge. Even if she was beaten all over her body, even if she escaped from death countless times, she persisted and grew up step by step... in the ring of countless strong people... In the surrounding environment, she slowly climbed up!"
"Loneliness, pain, cold... are eroding her all the time, and the rapid growth of monsters of the same age is also hitting her all the time, but she never has the idea of giving up. She firmly believes that as long as you work hard It can also be done. Then, one day, in the process of fleeing for her life, she met another monster of the same age..."
(to be continued)
You'll Also Like
-
Let you donate blood, but not Pangu blood
Chapter 274 7 hours ago -
Island owner: Invincible evolution, the salted fish turns into a mermaid
Chapter 198 7 hours ago -
Infinite world billions of times increase
Chapter 186 7 hours ago -
The system asked me to plunder
Chapter 133 7 hours ago -
Signing in from all over the world starts with delicious food
Chapter 107 7 hours ago -
I am a kryptonian doctor
Chapter 295 7 hours ago -
Invincibility starts with drawing the sword
Chapter 161 7 hours ago -
Pirate: The strongest in the navy
Chapter 194 7 hours ago -
Invincible Heroes: Transform into a dragon at the start
Chapter 386 7 hours ago -
I, the creator of the rules, am a villain and a licking dog?
Chapter 149 7 hours ago