The Book of Maiden Contract
299 Desperate for this world full of idiots
299 Desperate for this world full of idiots
At eight o'clock in the morning, in a hut in Ma Fanliang College.
A little blond-haired loli was wearing a hoodie, and she seemed to be sleeping soundly, with a pure and sweet smile on her face, holding a pillow in her arms, with a pool of water stains looming on the pillow...
"Master, it's already morning, it's time to get up," he said respectfully.
"It's still very early, anyway, the sun hasn't come in yet..." the little loli on the hung murmured, and then turned over to make her sleeping position more comfortable.
The girl next to her hesitated for a moment, as if she had thought of something, she took a few steps lightly, and then opened her face to the g.
"Master, the sun has already shone in."
"...Chachawan, do you want to ask for a beating?" The little loli on the hung made a dissatisfied voice, but since the sun was shining on her buttocks, it was impossible to sleep again. Although she was depressed, she still went to the g sat up.
"Okay, now go and close the door, I hate sunlight."
"Yes, master." Chachawan turned around and closed the door over there, then took a towel and handed it to Ewen Jielin, "Master."
"Why? You can't wash your face without water." Yi Wenjielin glanced at her, as if signaling her to bring water.
"Wipe your drool first."
"Drool?" Yiwen Jielin was taken aback, and subconsciously reached out to wipe her mouth, and immediately pulled out a silver thread. Her face flushed instantly, and then she quickly snatched the tea from Chachawan's hand. Mop, wipe vigorously.
While throwing the towel back to Chachawan, Yiwen Jielin stared and shouted, "This is not saliva, it's lukewarm water"
"..."
"Master, it's time for us to go to the classroom." Half an hour later, after washing her face and eating breakfast, Ewen Jielin was still lazily sitting on the chair, Chacha Wan had to remind her loudly.
"Go to the classroom, what are you doing?" Yiwen Jielin was stunned for a moment, but soon she remembered that she seemed to be still a student, "Ah, that's the thing, I don't want to go."
"Master, I have everything ready, let's go." Chachawan said with a bow.
"Didn't I say that I don't want to go? You are going to fuck!" Ewen Jielin's forehead burst out with veins.
"But the master hasn't gone to class for almost two months, the students are very concerned about you, and Teacher Neji is also very worried about you, so now that the master is back, you can't let them be so worried anymore." Chacha Wan Said thoughtfully.
"That brat will worry about me? Are you joking? But... Forget it, there's nothing to do here anyway, chatting to death, and watching the cross talk performances of fools is also good." Evan Jielin waved her hand , although a little reluctantly, he still stood up from his seat.
"By the way, during my absence, did anything interesting happen in school?" On the way to the second class, Ewen Jielin asked the girl beside her while yawning.
Chachawan followed her unhurriedly, holding a sun umbrella in one hand to shield her from the scorching sun, and replied: "There is nothing particularly interesting, but there is a new teacher in the college, just in time have taught our class."
"New teacher, what kind of person is he?" Yiwen Jielin asked casually, she didn't particularly care about it, she was just looking for some topics to pass the time.
"Well, how should I put it? I feel like a very handsome person." Chachawan thought for a while and said seriously.
"Handsome? Oh, that's it. Do you like him? It seems that Chacha Wanhun's heart is moving, hehehe." Yi Wenjielin looked at her as if teasing.
"No, nothing, master." Chachawan hurriedly defended, "Although that teacher is handsome, I don't have the feeling you said, and that teacher is not a man."
"Is it a woman?"
"Yes, but she is really handsome, and the classmates think so too."
"A handsome woman? Then I'm a little interested."
"Master, look, it's right there." Suddenly, Chachawan pointed to something on her right hand and called.
Yi Wenjielin looked in the direction she was pointing, and saw two thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls talking to a woman in business attire in an aisle not far away, but their topic seemed to be It was over soon, the woman waved her hand and left without looking back, and Yiwen Jielin only saw her back.
"The teacher is so handsome, even cooler than boys."
"Yeah, yeah, I kind of like her."
"Ah, that's really bad."
"However, if it's a teacher, there's nothing wrong with it."
"Uh... Actually, I thought so too."
"whee."
... The two girls smiled and left from Ewenjielin's side, but Ewenjielin's eyes were still looking in the direction just now, her face was a little dignified.
"Master, what's the matter with you?" Seeing her appearance, Chachawan asked worriedly.
"Chachawan, that person just now is the teacher you mentioned?" Yi Wenjielin asked without answering.
"Yes, teacher, she is very popular. Both male and female students like her." Chachawan nodded, and it was obvious that she liked her too.
"There's something wrong with that person." Ewen Jielin said in a deep voice, "Although she looks like an ordinary person on the surface, but... that faint breath, that guy... is very dangerous"
"Very dangerous?" Chachawan tilted her head and seemed a little puzzled, "Master, are you saying that Teacher is a very powerful person?"
"That's the thing. If I'm right, her strength is absolutely extraordinary. She's not an ordinary person... well, it's really not a big deal. This school is crouching tiger, hidden dragon, even a small second-year class There are demons, ninjas, people from the future, magicians, even if there are one or two perverts, it's not a big deal, let's go."
Saying that, Yiwen Jielin waved her hand and continued to walk forward.
And just as Ewen Jielin was leaving, behind the aisle she was watching, a girl in a professional teacher's attire was also talking to herself, "It's strange, the aura of that person just now is so familiar to me." , No, although I am familiar with it, it feels a little different, and I may not be able to defeat her in my current state, as expected, this place is also a hidden dragon and crouching tiger... Well, forget it, I will shut it anyway."
After finishing speaking, the girl didn't even look at it, and casually threw the finished beverage can back, like a shot from a pistol, the speed was extremely fast and accurate, and it entered a trash can more than 50 meters away.
clap clap
Near the trash can, those lucky enough to see this scene immediately applauded.
...
"Tsk, this class is still so noisy." Ten minutes later, when Ewen Jielin came to the door of the classroom of the second grade class, she frowned when she heard the noise inside and all kinds of laughing and cursing voices , "What kind of tricks are these brats playing?"
Even though she said that, she seemed to be used to it, so she calmed down quickly, and then opened the door...
bang bang bang bang...
As soon as the door opened, there were bursts of explosions in my ears. I saw the streamers and confetti flying in the air in the classroom, as if they were celebrating something. Before Ewen Jielin could react, several figures had already Pounced on her.
"Oh, Yiwen sauce, I miss you so much."
"Student Yiwen, welcome back."
"Yiwen, welcome back safely."
"Long time no see, Yiwen, let's take a picture."
"..."
Ewen Jielin was completely stunned by the warm welcome from the familiar people in front of her. Looking around, she saw expressions of concern and joy on everyone's faces, and there was a row of eye-catching words written on the blackboard. Big characters: "Welcome Yiwen Jielin to come back to Class Two again."
"You..." Yiwen Jielin was speechless in a daze, but something was changing in her heart.
"Oh, Yiwen, don't be so alien, come on, have a smile." A girl with a camera put her arms around Yiwenjielin's shoulders, and said with a soft smile, "Don't look at these guys as idiots, but in your They have been working very hard to find you during the past two months of disappearance. The chairman even mobilized the power of the Yukihiro Consortium to post missing persons notices all over Japan. Fortunately, Chachawan told us yesterday evening that you have returned, otherwise She's probably going to post advertisements all over the world."
"Asakura..." Yiwen Jielin was still in a daze.
"Asakura, you bastard, who do you think is a fool?"
"I'm not the chairman of the committee, call me monitor"
When the girls next to her heard her words, they immediately protested fiercely.
"It's the truth." But the girl known as Asakura continued to say to Ewen Jielin, "Everyone was very happy after knowing that you came back yesterday, but because there is only one night, The welcome ceremony is relatively simple, hehe."
"You guys..." Ewen Jielin's body trembled slightly, as if showing signs of anger.
"I'm sorry, master. I didn't get your permission. I was good at telling everyone that you have returned." Chachawan said with her head down.
"Well, student Yiwen Jielin..." The only male in the classroom, the teacher of this class, a child who was only about ten years old, was also full of apology, "I'm really sorry, because the time is too short, so I have to prepare It may make you dissatisfied, and don't blame Chachawan, I asked her to inform us of the news as soon as you come back."
"Stupid, I'm not angry either." Yiwen Jielin raised her head, said with a straight face, and walked forward, "Go away, I'm going back to my place."
Regarding her attitude, everyone was not angry, but just smiled, "Well, Yiwen Jielin is a dishonest person in the first place."
"To use a popular saying, it's Tsundere."
"Who is the tsundere? You are the tsundere?" Yi Wenjielin glared at them fiercely, and then sat down in her seat. move.
"Then the main character has arrived, let's hold a banquet now." Someone suggested immediately.
"Oh, it's not good, I'm still in class." The child's teacher suddenly panicked.
"It's okay, it's already like this anyway, it's okay to take a day off."
"Yeah, it's rare for Yi Wenchan to come back. Teacher Neji shouldn't be so rigid."
"I'm not old-fashioned... Well, it's just this one time." Although Nieji wanted to say something more, but the enthusiasm of the girls was hard to stop, he really couldn't pour cold water on it, "But before that, there is one more thing I want to tell everyone Announce."
"Apart from Yi Wen's return, what else is there?"
"Well, everyone, sit down first, and you'll know soon."
After everyone sat down, facing dozens of faces full of doubts, Nie Ji deliberately pretended to be an adult, coughed and said: "Because it happened quite suddenly, I only got the news last night. In fact, There is a student who has just returned from abroad and will be transferred to our second grade class, so I hope everyone can give her a warm welcome."
"Uh, a transfer student?"
"at this time?"
"Or returnees?"
"I jerk."
... Hearing this sentence, the girls once again chattered.
"Well... everyone, be quiet." Neji felt a lot of pressure at once, and after a lot of effort to calm down the people below, he continued, "Invite our transfer students in now."
swish
In an instant, almost all the students looked towards the door of the classroom.
"I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling." Ewen Jielin also looked in that direction, frowning.
A few seconds later, the door of the classroom was opened again, and a girl with short tea-colored hair came in from outside. She introduced herself with a smile, "Hi everyone, I am Misaka Mikoto, please give me your advice."
boom
Ewen Jielin fell directly from the seat.
"I knew it might be this guy..."
"Master, are you alright?"
The appearance of Misaka Mikoto raised the atmosphere in the classroom again, most of the girls ran towards the podium, asking questions around her. Mikoto felt overwhelmed, she never expected to be greeted so warmly.
"Please be quiet, everyone..." Neji also felt the hard work of being a teacher again, especially the teacher of a group of girls, and said with a bitter face, "This will cause trouble for Misaka-san, everyone should go back to your seat first Come on, wait until Misaka-san finishes talking before asking."
"By the way, Misaka-san, do you have anything else to say besides the self-introduction just now?" Negi asked after driving (?) everyone away.
"What do you want to say? This... I don't have anything to say." Meiqin smiled awkwardly, she really didn't know what to say.
"That's not okay, Misaka-san, the self-introduction just now was too short."
"Yeah, since she's so cute, she should say more."
A group of girls below immediately protested.
"Hmph, what an idiot, what can I say." Yiwen Jielin turned her head away in disdain, as if she no longer wanted to look at it.
"Misaka-san, for example, what are your strengths and hobbies? You can also talk about it after that." Neji said.
"Special skills..." Miqin twitched her chin and thought for a while. If I say I'm versatile in learning and versatile in sports, I don't know if they think I'm showing off? It doesn't seem good to say that the level of hacking is very high, and playing video games and reading comics should not be regarded as a specialty hobby, so here it is better to be a little more ordinary, um, a little more ordinary.
"My specialty is electric discharge." Miqin said with a smile, and at the same time stretched out her right hand, and a dazzling electric light burst out between five fingers.
boom
Evangeline fell from her seat again.
"You idiot, what is she doing?"
"Master, are you in poor health?"
"Um...Misaka-san, you you you...you are this?" Seeing the flashing scene, Neji seemed to be frightened, hesitating and speechless.
Not only him, but the girls below were also stunned when they saw this scene, their eyes widened, and there was a clatter of crows in the classroom for a moment.
"Uh, what's the matter?" Miqin couldn't help but look puzzled, it shouldn't be surprising, the power she released was only lv2, which is very common. She is not a fool, she will show the power of lv5.
"It's amazing." Someone sighed, and then the atmosphere of silence was completely broken up.
"Misaka-san, your performance just now was amazing, how did you do it?"
"Do you have any props in your hand? Let's see."
"Is this the legendary magic?"
Almost all the girls gathered around at once, asking curiously.
"This... isn't magic, and it doesn't have props, it's superpowers." Mikoto explained awkwardly.
"Don't be kidding, Misaka-san, how can there be such a thing as superpowers, at most it's just bending a spoon." But the girls obviously didn't believe her words, "Don't be stingy, Misaka-san, let us see your props."
These guys are idiots... Mikoto was completely speechless.
They really are a group of curable idiots... Ewen Jielin clutched her forehead in pain.
Are these guys all idiots? Why can’t they see that she is really releasing electricity from her hands? There are more and more weirdos in this class, and there are more and more monsters... Sitting in the corner A girl wearing glasses is also calm, she thinks she should make plans to transfer schools earlier.
Fortunately, everyone is an idiot...Nieji sighed, and seemed to be a little lucky.
After about ten minutes, the turmoil about Misaka Mikoto subsided a little bit, and her seat was arranged in a relatively rear position.
At this time, Neji said again: "In addition to the transfer students, I will introduce a new teacher to everyone."
"Is there a new teacher?"
"Why is it so lively today?"
New teacher, could it be the one that Chacha Wan said? Yiwen Jielin thought to herself: No, that shouldn't be considered new, so the so-called new teacher, isn't it?
Yiwen Jielin's eyelids twitched wildly, and the uneasiness in her heart became more and more intense.
"Master, your left eye has been twitching all the time. I heard that the right eye twitches for money and the left eye twitches for disaster..."
"Shut up"
"Now, everyone welcomes our new teacher..."
boom
Before Neji could finish speaking, the door of the classroom was opened for the third time, and a figure walked in. When she saw this person, Evangeline fell off her seat again.
"Sure enough, it's this bastard"
"Master, I think you need to rest."
...
"Misters" didn't have time to welcome the girls. The new teacher quickly rushed to the podium, slapped the table heavily, and said loudly, "My gentlemen, I only want to say one thing..."
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