The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
45, The school bully's daily life of pampering his wife 15
The first test of the Math Olympiad is coming soon, and the whole class is within the range of the Big Devil's venom spray.
"Is your IQ and weight inversely proportional? As people gain weight, their IQ also decreases!"
"You haven't touched a single book, are you worthy of your hard work last semester?"
"If you have a low IQ, don't be lazy. Even single-celled organisms know how to evolve!"
"Humanity has evolved to the top of the food chain, but when I see you, I worry that one day you will degenerate."
Class 1 was once again dominated by the Big Demon King and was in dire straits. Only the teachers in the department were shaken. All the test papers, materials and real questions were required. If they had any objections, they would complain to the Big Devil.
A class of stupid students didn't know that all the math teacher taught them was the basics. They really thought that this was the only test for the Olympiad.
Then, in the examination room, all the students in class one were doubting life.
who I am? Where am I? Why am I sitting here?
After the results of the preliminary test of the Mathematics Olympiad came out, the entire class except Jiang He and Li Yun were wiped out.
After mourning for themselves for a few minutes, the students cheered because Jiang He and Li Yun both won first prize in the city, and Jiang He's score was incredible, with perfect scores.
Lu Yaojun, Huang Ye’s student president, also won the first prize. The three of them will represent Huang Ye in the next round of testing.
Judging from the results, this time Huang Ye simply wrote what it means to counterattack. The top three are all in Huang Ye, with Jiang He first, Li Yun second, and Lu Yaojun third.
There were several outside reporters at the gate of Huangye Campus who wanted to interview Jiang He and Li Yun.
On the surface, the number of first-class winners in No. 1 and No. 2 Middle School is about the same as last year, but the difference is huge once you inquire about the scores.
The yellow leaves, which have failed to produce any harvest in the past ten years, actually took the top three spots this year! What a miracle!
Teacher Fei only felt that his bones were a few kilograms lighter, and the fat on his body was not a burden at all. He could float at any time.
In the past, teachers from No. 1 and No. 2 Middle School showed off to him how good their students were in math, despising Huang Ye for not being as good as public schools in everything except salary. Now it was his turn to show off.
Teacher Fei was talking on the phone proudly.
"Teacher Long from No. 1 Middle School? How many of you won the first prize this time? Oh, I'm so sorry. Although our school only has three first prizes, the top three are all in our school... Uh, failed ?”
It doesn't matter if I hang up this one, there are others. Teacher Fei wants to call a lot of people.
I saw Teacher Fei's chubby hand sliding on the phone book, and then clicking on another phone number.
"Teacher Hua from No. 2 Middle School? How was your school's preliminaries this year? The top three are in Huangye, and the fourth should be a student from your school... What? No? The fourth place is from No. 1 Middle School... Why did you fail again? !”
Teacher Fei looked smug on his face, but murmured in his heart, "You have to listen to the truth even if it doesn't sound good. Isn't it good medicine that tastes bitter but is good for the disease?"
The tall and sturdy biology teacher came to Jiang He and Li Yun with the information in an aggressive manner. After the preliminary round of mathematics, biology was about to begin, and the fat man had no reason to compete with him for students.
"You, Teacher Fei, have gone too far! He is wasting his resources. Look at your talents in biology... Mathematics is important, but biology is not important?" The biology teacher was filled with indignation. "He actually has the nerve to occupy all his time. Let me tell you, if you only apply for biology, you will definitely have no problem getting into the national team! Mathematics is different. How many people take the exam every year? The national team is crouching tiger, hidden dragon..."
When Teacher Fei heard this, he was so angry that his belly was trembling, "Fart! They are also very good at math, and it is not a problem to enter the national team!" You are stealing students over my head. Have you asked me for my opinion?
The biology teacher felt a little guilty, but then confidently said, "Old Fei, how many good talents are there in Chinese mathematics in China? Last year our country won the silver medal at the IMO... But it is difficult to enter the top five in biology. You also know that our country Biology-related subjects are in a disadvantaged position around the world and are in urgent need of talents.”
My heart is beeping, so don’t rob me.
"Just because I won the silver medal last year, I have to work harder to win the gold medal this year." The math teacher said confidently, "Biology is too far behind to catch up anyway, so let's stick to the most promising math..."
Li Yun put down her pen helplessly, "Teachers, we have decided to participate in both subjects, and the time does not overlap anyway."
Teacher Fei is not happy. The biology league is in May and the national competition is in mid-August. The time is all before mathematics. Will they still spend time learning mathematics?
The biology teacher smiled smugly, trying to figure out how to get their minds off math.
Teacher Fei was so angry that he pushed him away with his big belly and walked towards the office, secretly determined not to let the two good prospects he was optimistic about relax.
Exercises, exercises, I need more exercises to drown them all!
**
On the day Jiang He and Li Yun went to No. 1 Middle School to participate in the preliminary round, the tall biology teacher stood at the school gate like an iron tower.
The tall, middle-aged man was in the posture of a young girl praying, disgusting those who passed by.
But prayer is very useful. Jiang He and Li Yun are proud of all the high schools in City C with perfect scores!
The biology teacher was so happy that he picked up the phone and called them one by one.
Not long after the math teacher of No. 1 and No. 2 Middle School was angered by Fatty Fei, the biology teachers of the two schools were hit hard again.
"Block me! Block all calls from Huang Ye from now on!" The biology director of No. 1 Middle School rubbed the newspaper that had blown Huang Ye into the sky, blowing his beard and staring in anger.
The other teachers in the department looked at each other, "Is it that Jiang He and Li Yun again? Where did this Jiang He come from? Why haven't you heard anything about it in elementary school and junior high school?"
Logically speaking, they should pay attention to such a talent.
As soon as the results came out, the directors of mathematics and biology, who had gone to investigate, looked at each other, and then sighed in unison.
"This child studied in the capital in elementary school and transferred to Huangye in junior high school. He was in poor health most of the time and was in the hospital. The most famous thing is that he had to be hospitalized before the major and minor exams. After he entered high school, he took part in various activities when his health was better. There is a test. According to the information we have learned, his father is the richest man in China, and he himself has a very high IQ..."
Huangye students are either rich or powerful, but not all children from wealthy families will study. The rich and powerful generation who think they have high IQs would rather choose the first middle school or the second middle school to prove their ability.
"It's no wonder he chose Huang Ye." The teachers sighed. The learning tasks of No. 1 and No. 2 Middle School were heavy and stressful, and the child who was in poor health would definitely not choose it.
"It's such a pity for Li Yun." The director of mathematics felt distressed just thinking about it. "I went to her home and wanted to persuade her to apply to our school, but that fat guy Huang Ye lured her away with a scholarship."
"I can't help it. I heard that Li Yun's father is ill and owes a lot of debt... Her mother is not in good health either." Several teachers sighed regretfully while looking at the cute and cute girl in the newspaper.
How could such a good learning seedling turn into a yellow leaf that does not thrive on learning?
"No!" the math director angrily rushed out to find the principal, "I have to report to the principal that we also increase scholarships, otherwise our school will not be able to grab Huang Ye when it competes for students in the future."
The emergence of Jiang He and Li Yun made students in City C pay attention to Huangye Academy. If Huangye's teaching quality was not so bad and there were scholarships, it would definitely attract many students from ordinary families.
"Wait for me, I'll go with you too."
The biology director also followed him out. How many students could get full marks? He was so distressed that he had to let the principal feel distressed too.
**
Principal Huang Ye, who is fairer and fatter than Teacher Fei but only looks greasy, is beaming.
He has been on tenterhooks lately. According to the news he has learned, the superiors are dissatisfied with him and want to remove him from his position. Now that Huang Ye has a talent, people in the Education Bureau must have seen his talent in teaching and educating people.
He didn't expect to be promoted, and he wouldn't be happy if he was actually promoted. Huang Ye was famous for making a lot of money, and the profit he made from it was evident from his size.
At the same time, Jiang He and Li Yun once again became famous on campus forums, especially Jiang He, as an old Huang Ye student, with rainbow farts on his face.
Li Yun secretly opened the forum and kept laughing when she saw Jiang He's related posts.
Of course, there are her posts in the forum, and most of them praise her good looks and high IQ. Li Yun is very excited. As for some of them, some of them are sour, saying that she is rich, handsome, and has subdued her classmates with her superb skills... She Pretend you didn't see it.
Today's Huangye students pay great attention to civility, harmony, health and upliftment when posting posts, and they will never dare to post messy words again.
After all, the Net Master is watching, and they don't want all eighteen of their ancestors to be picked out one day.
**
In Huangye's auditorium, Principal Bai Fatty held an awards ceremony in high spirits.
The auditorium is a bit underlit, which is very convenient for students checking their mobile phones below. The campus forum is very lively.
Huang Ye's students really didn't pay much attention to their studies, but they knew that Huang Ye was very popular in the biology and mathematics preliminary competitions.
Usually, others compare their grades, they compare with money, others compare with the rate of getting into higher education, and they compare with the rate of going abroad.
However, no matter what, the main task of students is to study, and they are still a bit weak. It's different now, they can also compare their scores with other schools!
Does your school have many first-class awards? Sorry, the top three first prize winners in the math preliminary competition are all in our school!
There are not many first-class students in our school, but the two students who took biology got perfect marks!
Your school is so great, does anyone have perfect scores?
What? No, the score division is too unreasonable. A difference of 20 to 30 points is still the first prize. It’s too embarrassing to settle for first prize with a perfect score...
The fat and white principal stood on the huge podium, feeling very proud.
This is really an unprecedented honor in more than ten years. In such a difficult math preliminary test, their school actually won the top three! What’s even more incredible is the creature. What is the concept of perfect score? One is rare, but Huang Ye actually has two!
Principal Bai Fatty glanced at Jiang He, who was sitting at the front. Sure enough, his body limited his IQ. If he had been in good health, Huang Ye would have won countless awards and prizes.
And Li Yun...
Fatty Bai felt deeply that he was a wise man who spent money to get a top scorer in the high school entrance examination. Huang Ye, who was rich and wealthy, did not lack this little money, but the students who would bring him glory.
As for Lu Yaojun, he has always been the pride of Huangye. He did not enter the preliminary round of mathematics in his freshman year of high school, but he got third place in one year without working hard. He is worthy of being the president of Huangye.
Jiang He sat between Lu Yaojun and Li Yun. There was no way he would let Li Yun get close to Lu Yaojun. Although he had a bad character, this bastard had a face that was popular with women.
Lu Yaojun's expression was a little complicated. He originally thought that Jiang He and Li Yun would not participate in the competition until at least their sophomore year of high school, but he did not expect that they would become the biggest dark horses in this year's preliminary competition.
There is also biology. Although it does not attract as much attention as mathematics, he also understands how difficult it is to get full marks.
Nowadays, the high schools in City C are making a sensation. Huang Ye’s first-year students ranked first and second in the biology preliminary test and the first and second place in the mathematics preliminary test. The second-year and third-year students simply wanted to jump off the building.
So shameless!
"Jiang He, I went to Jiang's house to pay New Year's greetings during the Chinese New Year. It's a pity that I couldn't see you." Speaking of this, Lu Yaojun felt uncomfortable.
They originally wanted to establish a relationship with the Jiang family and expand the family business, but they were given a cold reception by the Jiang family.
"Oh, I'm not in good health. As for my family, it seems they went to visit Leader No. 2 that day?" Jiang He said with some uncertainty.
What else can Lu Yaojun say? The Lu family can only be considered a third-rate wealthy family, how can it compare with the country's second-ranking leader? I can only sigh secretly that the time for visiting was wrong.
"By the way, the Olympiad teacher who taught me is very good. She specializes in tutoring for the Olympiad. I wonder if you are interested..."
Jiang He looked at him speechlessly.
Lu Yaojun looked embarrassed. No matter how great the teacher was, he was only the third one. Why should the first and second place give up their original teacher? How could he say such stupid things?
At this time, Principal Bai Fatty on the podium said passionately: "Now I will present an award to Lu Yaojun, the third-placed student in the mathematics preliminary competition..."
The thunderous applause saved Lu Yaojun from his embarrassment, and he quickly stood up and walked towards the podium.
The girls in Huangye flushed with excitement. Their student council president is really handsome. He is definitely the most handsome high school student council president in City C - no, in the country!
Li Yun was also very excited.
She took the thick envelope from the principal with excitement on her face. How much does it cost to be so thick?
She was captured by Ning Zhen and dressed up specially today. Her diagonal braids were hung loosely on her shoulders, revealing her smooth and plump forehead, fair skin, delicate facial features, and soft and cute smile...
Huang Ye thought that boys with normal aesthetics would be reluctant to look away.
A group of boys were whispering below.
"I heard that she and Jiang He are a couple."
"Well, with this good looks, I can put aside my family background."
"Jiang He has such a good life." A boy with acne all over his face was extremely envious. "He is handsome, has a good family background, is smart, and has a girlfriend with good looks and high IQ..." I really want to be reincarnated. Be a human being.
The school's auditorium has many functions. There is a stage at the front. During meetings, the large podium is placed in front and it becomes a conference room.
Li Yun once again received the certificate and envelope of the same thickness from the principal.
After she finished praising Huang Ye's business on the stage, she consciously stood next to Chairman Lu.
After Jiang He, who had won two first places, finished expressing his feelings, the three of them lined up to receive their certificates and scholarships, which were placed in the most conspicuous place on their chests. They shook hands with the principal and took photos. After the entire process was over, they could go home and count the small coins.
Huang Ye's students cheered for Jiang He again, their Huang Ye's pride! First place in the math preliminary round!
Fatty Bai is very proud, and Jiang He's award gives him reassurance. These are his political achievements. Even if someone wants him to step down, the Jiang family will definitely protect him for Jiang He's sake.
President Lu retreated to the darkness, and prizes for mathematics and biology were handed out.
Jiang He and Li Yun shined so brightly that they looked like they were just trying to make a fool of themselves.
On the huge podium, Li Yun just looked at Jiang He and smiled, his bright eyes seemed to be shining with stars, his lips were brightly colored, and his side face was bright and flawless, smart and delicate.
This face actually suits his aesthetics very well... President Lu moved closer to her unknowingly.
However, even though he was standing next to her, she still didn't notice him and focused all her attention on Jiang He.
Du Anya in the audience clenched her hands into fists, almost going crazy with jealousy.
No matter how dazzling the boy Huang Ye called the crystal boy on the stage was, she could only see him... She had only seen him since elementary school.
She lowered her eyelids to hide the crazy emotion in her eyes.
After expressing his thoughts briefly and profoundly, Jiang He walked off the stage.
Suddenly, his face hardened and he stopped for a second. Then he walked towards Li Yun without hesitation and squeezed in between her and Lu Yaojun.
Lu Yaojun raised his eyebrows and moved to the side to make enough space. Only then did he realize that he had been too close to Li Yun unknowingly.
He seemed to have been staring at Li Yun just now? No wonder Jiang He was jealous.
But there are people in this world who are born to win. They have a good family background, good looks, and a good mind. They can even choose a girlfriend as they please...
Huang Yesheng's eyes were shining brightly below, and the girls' hands were shaking with excitement.
It's so sweet, this is love. I didn't expect that their crystal boy is still jealous when it comes to love!
After Fatty Bai continued to deliver a passionate speech, the awards ceremony finally came to an end.
Li Yun lightly stamped her numb feet, secretly glad that she didn't listen to Ning Zhen and wear high heels, otherwise she would suffer now.
Jiang He looked at the fat white principal: →_→ Apart from being stupid, what else can you do?
I have to call my uncle when I get back and ask him to change the principal to a less verbose one.
Only Lu Yaojun is a stable one!
He was the student council president and was used to the principal's official tone, so he stood there very calmly.
The students below secretly recorded the video. Two handsome guys with completely different styles are so eye-catching.
Of course Jiang He noticed the student who was recording the video and taking photos. He secretly compared him and found that although he was thin, he was a little taller than the one named Lu. His face was also prettier than the one named Lu, and his temperament was even better than him...
Jiang He felt relieved at once. As long as Li Yun was not blind, he would definitely not fall in love with a scumbag named Lu.
After the fat white headmaster turned the half bottle of imported mineral water he drank on the table into saliva and sprayed it out, he waved to the three students who brought him honor with a smile like Maitreya Buddha on his face.
Li Yun was refreshed. Is it finally the last link?
The award ceremony was from the third to the first place in the mathematics league, and the handshake photo was from the first to the third place.
Jiang He was the first to be tightly held by the fat white headmaster's pig's hoof, and he had to hold it for more than ten seconds so that the cameraman below could take enough material.
When Jiang He could no longer bear it, the greasy pig's hoof finally let go.
Jiang He pulled his hand out of the fat white headmaster's greasy hand with disdain, suppressing the urge to wipe his hand with wet tissue.
They are both fat white, so why doesn't the math teacher disgust him?
It really makes sense that cultivation and character determine appearance and temperament.
An interesting soul can support a two-hundred-pound body, and a rotten soul will only make the body smell like two hundred pounds of rotten meat.
Then, the fat white principal moved forward.
Jiang He became alert. The fat guy wanted to take advantage of Li Yun? This handshake lasted for more than ten seconds. Li Yun's hand would definitely be stained with the greasy pig's trotters.
The smart Jiang He immediately took a quick step and held the fat white man's paw tightly.
"Principal, under your wise leadership..." The yellow leaves almost turned yellow, yesterday's.
"I believe that Huang Ye's future is more glorious..." No matter how glorious it is, it has nothing to do with you.
"I hope tomorrow..." You can step down quickly.
The fat white principal was so happy that he couldn't find the north, as if he had taken hundreds of reassurance pills. Jiang He was so favored by the Jiang family. Does it mean that the Jiang family is very satisfied with his management?
The overjoyed fat white principal was pulled in front of Lu Renzha by Jiang He.
Jiang He also held Lu Renzha's hand very intimately, so that he and the fat white pig's trotters would love each other forever.
Then, while the fat white guy and the scumbag Lu were expressing their "feelings", he grabbed Li Yun's hand and ran down from the podium.
The fat white headmaster enthusiastically grabbed President Lu's hand and refused to let go, "President Lu, our Huangye's glory is also your contribution. You manage students properly..."
Lu Yaojun tilted his head back slightly to avoid the saliva sprayed everywhere. He no longer cared about self-cultivation, and his eyes were murderous towards Jiang He - you bastard, you wait for me!
Lu Yaojun's eyes were fixed on the imported mineral water that had been drunk up on the podium. Is the Organization Minister mentally retarded? He actually put such a big bottle of mineral water. Don't you understand that it saves money? Small bottles are more economical...
No, there shouldn't be water on the podium at all!
The Huangye students below were almost laughing like crazy.
"Jiang He must be a jealous person reincarnated!"
"That's right, you see he deliberately pushed the president away and refused to let Li Yun get close to him."
"I was wondering why he sat between the president and Li Yun just now." In terms of social etiquette, when two men and one woman sit together, the woman sits in the middle, so that the man can show his gentlemanly manners.
But just now it was the other way around, which was very shocking.
"You see how funny it is that he didn't let the principal shake hands with Li Yun."
"Hahaha, he is even jealous of the principal."
"Sweet, sweet, sweet, I rely on this to get through the difficult sugar withdrawal period."
Li Yun didn't care about the yellow leaf students who suddenly became excited and noisy. She was very greedy and held two envelopes, eager to find a secret place to count the money.
According to the principal's enthusiasm, the money must be not less, it should be more than the final exam.
She secretly opened one of the envelopes and took a look. The thickness of the red bill moved Li Yun to tears. There are still leagues and finals this year. If she can fight to the end, her family's debts can be paid off this year.
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