The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
$96, Star Sound Master 7
Seeing the live broadcast suddenly blocked, there was a wailing on the Star Network.
"What happened? Why can't we watch it?"
"Please, this involves patents, how can we let everyone watch it for free!"
"Didn't you say that the live broadcast was for us to watch?"
"..."
Fortunately, they could see the normal live broadcast again soon.
At this time, Jiang He had finished the acupuncture, and the audience on the Star Network sighed with regret, knowing that there is no free lunch in the world.
They zoomed in on the image, and the handsome boy who was pierced into a hedgehog by the silver needles was lifelike, as if he was right in front of them, and the trembling silver needles on his body were clear at a glance.
Unfortunately, it was useless to see it. It is said that these needles are not inserted randomly, but in order. If you insert the wrong one, it will have no effect.
"It feels a bit scary. Look at the upper body of the handsome boy. There are so many needles. He looks like a hedgehog."
"I feel bad for him. It is said that in ancient times when there were emperors and harems on Blue Star, there was a torture called acupuncture for palace maids and concubines."
"How painful can acupuncture be?"
Finally, a military school student couldn't help but say, "We were bleeding from all seven orifices under the eight-fold gravity instrument. Did we say anything?"
"I bled and cried on the battlefield. Did I say anything? But acupuncture is different. I am a grown man and I feel scared when I see it."
"I am a senior psychologist. The person above probably has a phobia of sharp objects or intensive phobia."
The audience on the Star Network shuddered uncontrollably. They felt that they also had the symptoms that the psychologist said.
Andrew, who was stabbed, was surprised at this time, "Huh, it doesn't hurt?"
It is said that those who have drunk physical stimulants are in great pain... Most people claim that they don't want to experience it again.
Through the mirror in front of him, he saw that he was stabbed like a hedgehog. He originally thought that it would hurt like hell. Could it be that it was because the needle was too thin that it didn't hurt?
Others also looked at him curiously. Fortunately, Andrew screamed so hard just now that they all thought it hurt a lot. It turned out that he was lying.
Only Jiang He was very calm, "It hasn't started to hurt yet." He grinned and said maliciously, "You will doubt your life in five minutes."
Five minutes later, screams rang out in the live broadcast room, and everyone squatting on the Star Network couldn't help but shudder.
"Sure enough, I said there is no free lunch in the world. There is no way to improve physical fitness without pain."
"I said that no matter how painful it is, you can't roll on the ground. There are needles on your back. Be careful that all the needles will pierce the flesh!" Jiang He said sarcastically, shook his head and sighed, "This year's military academy students are not good enough. Their endurance is too poor."
All the military academy students present glared at Jiang He, and then looked down on Andrew with disdain.
How painful can it be? He actually howled like he was castrated!
Facing the angry eyes of the crowd, Jiang He pointed at Xiang Jinyi and A Yin innocently, "They also had acupuncture, but they didn't scream like that."
Xiang Jinyi and A Yin nodded decisively. When it comes to the face of men, they must not slap themselves in the face.
Feng Ling ordered the two teammates, "Catch him and don't let him move." There was a flash of displeasure in her eyes. Screaming like this was too embarrassing for her.
The military academy students on Xingwang also made unhappy remarks, "Does he have the face to represent military academy students? I definitely won't scream like this."
Jiang He listened to the screams in a good mood.
Bastard, let you always target me and discredit my image in front of the captain!
The screams in the live broadcast room lasted for half an hour. The audience on Xingwang were numb, but they still insisted on not leaving, wanting to witness the next miracle.
Sure enough, after the screams ended, everyone stared at Andrew, whose hair was wet with sweat.
"Is it my illusion? It seems that his sweat is gray?"
"This must be the legendary cleansing of the meridians and marrow!"
The doctor standing by couldn't wait to put the tester on Andrew, "Quick, quick, test it."
Whether it was on the scene or on the Star Network, everyone was anxiously waiting for the results.
When everyone saw the data displayed by the tester clearly, they couldn't help but shout.
"Mental power A, physical fitness S level!"
"Is the machine broken? Half an hour ago, his physical fitness was only A."
"One tester is broken, it's impossible for the second and third to be broken too?"
Everyone can see in the live broadcast room that the doctor took out several testers and lined up to test Andrew.
Finally, the Star Network was in an uproar.
It was even more of a sensation on the warship, and many military academy students couldn't help but squeeze into the medical room to watch the excitement.
General Rob thought it was really outrageous and ordered them to leave. The warship was not an interstellar discount supermarket, and it was so crowded that people couldn't turn around!
The doctors started the skilled physical examination process again. General Rob didn't mind Andrew's sour sweat at all. He personally stepped forward and touched him up and down.
Andrew was very concerned. Being touched by a man, he was not pure! qaq
After trying the feel, General Rob finally confirmed that Andrew's physical fitness had indeed improved to S level.
He couldn't help but look at Jiang He in shock, and then at the silver needle in his hand, and understood what today's events represented and what role Jiang He played.
General Rob, who was already 90 years old but looked like he was in his early 30s on Earth, walked up to Jiang He and said sincerely, "Jiang... Jiang, can you continue to give acupuncture? Don't worry, since you discovered this acupuncture technique, the patent fee belongs to you, and the Yanhuang Star government will not treat you unfairly."
General Rob's attitude was very respectful, and the people next to him were not surprised when they saw it.
This method of improving mental and physical strength without the need for stimulants is really important to humans across the entire galaxy.
Zerg are the enemy of all humans. Ordinary weapons cannot do anything to them. Only mecha warriors can deal with them. However, mecha warriors require at least C level mental and physical strength.
The drugs used in mental and physical stimulants are extremely rare, and the cost is too high for everyone to have one. The interstellar government has tried its best, but there is no way to get more people to use stimulants.
But this silver needle is different.
In the interstellar age, metals like silver were very cheap. How much silver could be used in a needle? It can be said that this is simply a way to improve without spending money, and it has no side effects.
General Rob's mind was spinning rapidly. Through acupuncture, he could greatly increase the number of mecha warriors who could drive mechas. The Zerg battlefield was about to usher in a new batch of new troops.
Jiang He did not refuse, "The silver needles on my body are only enough to prick three people at the same time. I can teach you exactly where to prick them, and you can figure out how to use the silver needles on your own."
General Rob was immediately overjoyed, "The silver needle is a small matter, I will send the military doctor over right away to learn from you."
General Robb acted very quickly and made arrangements quickly.
All the military doctors on the warship gathered around to watch Jiang He perform acupuncture, each holding a silicone mannequin and holding acupuncture needles.
More and more people are entering the live broadcast room. The interstellar holographic technology is very real. Even if you are several light years away, the holographic technology is so lifelike that it feels like the person opposite is sitting next to you, having close contact.
They could see the three newly selected cadets starting to take off their upper body clothes and waiting for the needles.
Then, the familiar formula, the familiar scream.
Andrew quickly defended himself, "Captain, as you can see, I was not the only one screaming. It really hurts." He said with lingering fear. He didn't know how painful it was unless he had experienced it.
However, the envious teammates said sarcastic words next to him, "That's because you are useless. We will definitely not scream like this."
If they were fighting for the first place before, now they are the ones with improved physical fitness. How could a fool like Andrew take the lead?
Andrew couldn't help but glare at them, turned to Fengling and said: "Captain, acupuncture may be more painful than taking stimulants. You should also find that the effect of acupuncture is more likely to be improved, which means that acupuncture stimulates the human body's potential more. It’s stronger, so it hurts more.”
Feng Ling hummed, her expression unchanged, and she said firmly: "If the effect is good, it will be worth the pain."
Half an hour later, the screaming finally stopped.
The mental and physical abilities of the three students are: ab; aa; as.
After the acupuncture, two people improved one level and one improved two levels.
The doctors were so happy that they almost shed tears. "S-level physical fitness is a watershed, and advanced stimulants may not have such an effect."
General Rob suppressed his excitement and suddenly thought of a question. He turned to Jiang He, "You said before that acupuncture can also stimulate the upgrading of mental power?"
In an instant, all the doctors stared at Jiang He with burning eyes.
Jiang He nodded, "Yes, there is a mental stimulation method on page 20 of the medical book! But it is different from the physical stimulation that is effective once..." At this point, he paused slightly, "The mental power needs long-term acupuncture to be effective. Every time The pain felt by the first injection is no less than the physical stimulation.”
However, General Rob had a smile on his face, waved his hand and said, "It's okay, as long as it's effective, what's the point of being afraid of pain?"
He believed that soldiers were all tough men and could definitely endure the pain. As for the student who screamed just now, Guawazi, who had never been on the battlefield, would make a fuss at the slightest pain.
"Can you try it?"
Facing everyone's expectant eyes, Jiang He could only say: "Psychic acupuncture must be carried out for a long time. If you don't see the effect after one or two times, you can try it by finding some students who are just on the verge of breaking through."
There are tens of thousands of people on the warship, so it is easy to find suitable candidates.
There were six people in total, and after another series of familiar screams, only one of the six broke through, and the other five failed.
But they said that even though they failed, they could still feel their mental strength improving. If they had three meals a day, they would be able to upgrade quickly.
Everyone who saw this result was so excited that their fingers trembled.
Suddenly, a doctor thought of something and became excited: "Wait, does acupuncture have another benefit? Jiang He, how long does it take for you to stimulate physical and mental strength with acupuncture?"
"Three days." Jiang He thought for a moment and said, "I only took the acupuncture to stimulate my mental strength after I upgraded my physical strength."
At this moment, the Star Network exploded with excitement like a big explosion in the universe.
"Isn't it just that the physical strength is improved? Why can the mental strength also be improved?!"
"It's simply unbelievable. You must know that mental and physical stimulants are different and cannot be taken at the same time!"
"It's upstairs. It's okay to take them at the same time, as long as you are impatient and want to explode and die!"
"Oh my god, that means acupuncture can not only improve physical fitness, but also improve mental strength!"
"If physical stimulants are generally affordable for wealthy people, mental stimulants are simply bankrupt!"
"There are too few things in the entire galaxy that can enhance spiritual power."
"I have a hunch that the universe is going to undergo a big change."
General Rob said excitedly: "Find more people to experiment with."
Now the Star Network is full of people, and no one is willing to leave.
Two hours later, Jiang He, who was already numb from the injection, finally waited for a skilled military doctor who had practiced on a dummy to replace him. The military doctors were busy for another two hours.
"It has been confirmed that acupuncture is particularly effective in stimulating physical fitness. There is only a 30% failure rate, a 60% chance of physical fitness being upgraded by one level, and a 10% chance of being upgraded by two levels! But the chance of improving mental strength is relatively low. Even if it is a last-minute success rate, it is only 10%."
General Rob smiled, "So far, the success rate of advanced physical stimulants is less than 30%, and that of mental stimulants is less than half."
The military doctors were very excited, even with tears in their eyes, choking and saying, "That's great. In the future, we don't need to spend a lot of money to improve mental strength and physical fitness."
An old military doctor added, "Physical and mental strength improvement is not unlimited. While acupuncture, you must fully exercise your body. The body is a container, and how much water it can hold depends on the size of the container."
"We can all understand this!" General Rob, who was born in a military family and had drunk a lot of stimulants, said calmly, "Stimulants also require full physical exercise. Acupuncture stimulation of physical fitness has an advantage over drugs, that is, there are no residual impurities in the body."
The Star Network was almost overwhelmed by enthusiastic people, and more and more people squeezed into the live broadcast room of the First Military Academy.
"No residual impurities! This means that the next time you get acupuncture, the chance of improving physical fitness has increased!"
"That's right, we all know that stimulants are not very effective after the age of 60. The reason is that the body's metabolism slows down and cannot excrete the toxins of the drugs taken before... If we continue to improve through acupuncture, does it mean that even after the age of 60, mental strength and physical fitness can still increase?"
"Everyone knows that the average life span of the stars is closely related to mental strength and physical fitness. I guess if acupuncture stimulation can improve physical fitness and mental strength, human life span may be relatively extended."
"Haha, maybe I can really live another 500 years!"
"This is just an idealized assumption. Everything depends on the experimental results."
**
The starship is very lively, but Long Hao is very depressed. Even if he has a few new girlfriends, he can't make him feel better.
The stepping stone he carefully selected last semester-Jiang He, turned out to be a diamond!
When he was planning to become famous, Jiang He suddenly caught his eye. An orphan, with an inferiority complex and arrogance, easy to provoke, a perfect cannon fodder!
As he expected, he debuted on the corpses of traditional musical instruments. The whole galaxy cheered for him and everyone called him the "King of Music".
He thought he would be crowned king from now on, and his throne would be as stable as Mount Tai. Who would have thought that the cannon fodder would turn over and be unwilling to be a stepping stone, and was ready to make a move.
After the new emperor took the throne, many traitors wanted to rebel!
Long Hao sneered in his heart. The storm brought by a medical book would always stop. He waited!
Long Hao, who was in a bad mood, hugged his new female companion. His original target, the glasses girl, actually went for acupuncture. This made him unhappy. He felt that the glasses girl, as one of his future girlfriends, should stand on his side to resist Jiang He.
Long Hao waited for a week.
The military doctors who had mastered Rong Mama's method quickly needled the victim "Ziwei" and upgraded her clothes to a princess.
Most of the students on the warship were stabbed in the first three days. With their upgraded physical fitness, they felt like winners in life. They were so excited that they didn't want to do anything. They just wanted to use their upgraded strong physique to crush their classmates and celebrate with blood and sweat in the fighting field!
As a result, the medical cabin was not enough!
The doctors who only wanted to study ancient medical books and had no intention of their own work were furious. They didn't even give anesthesia. They directly sutured the wounds of the students who were beaten to a bloody mess, missing arms and legs, and overexcited. They also maliciously told them that the medical cabin was not enough and they just had to wait.
Amid the wailing, the doctors calmly gathered together and continued to study medical books.
Wasting medical resources before the military exercise started!
General Rob was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, and gave a strong order to let the military academy students go to the concert hall to listen to the concert to calm down their aggressive emotions. It's almost time to go to the battlefield. Impetuousness and lack of calmness are the enemy.
Long Hao finally waited for his chance to shine, and he decided to let everyone see how powerful he is.
The audience on Starnet crowded into the music hall, listening to the music intoxicatedly.
Long Hao is indeed a genius illusionist. He has created so many new songs in such a short time.
"It's so beautiful. Is this song called "Destiny"? I can hear the anger, dissatisfaction and resistance expressed in the music..."
"It's really good! But he is still too young. It would be better to replace him with an illusionist who has experienced many vicissitudes of life and rich experience."
However, there are still audiences with clear minds.
"Am I the only one who wonders how he can create such a profound piano piece with his smooth life?"
"Yes, I always feel that his music is so varied that it's a bit strange."
"How schizophrenic can you create such a varied style of music?"
As soon as this group of people expressed their doubts, some brainless fans came to spray: "So he is a genius."
Because there was no evidence of Long Hao's plagiarism, those who had brains could only attribute it to his genius.
In the huge music room, everyone closed their eyes and listened carefully.
Nangong Mei yawned secretly. She must not fall asleep! But what kind of song is this? It's so soft that it makes people want to sleep.
Jiang He sat in the crowd and raised his eyebrows slightly.
He could see how much Long Hao loved to show off his "talent". Generally speaking, symphonies paid more attention to the overall coordination, but Long Hao almost turned it into a piano solo.
He shook his head secretly. How can a solo's mental soothing power be as good as that of an ensemble? Fortunately, there is no need for mental comfort now. Long Hao's behavior is simply a big mistake.
It must be the halo of the male protagonist, otherwise how could the world collectively be so smart that they couldn't think of this.
Jiang He listened for a while, then quietly stood up and walked out of the side door.
To an interstellar person, these were novel and beautiful tunes, but they sounded so familiar to him that his ears were numb. He decided to go back to his room to rest. He had been giving people acupuncture every day, which was really tiring.
While walking through a metal corridor, I suddenly heard the sound of a guitar.
Is anyone playing here?
When he walked over, he found an observation deck at the corner.
A young man was sitting on the observation deck, strumming his guitar and cursing with his head down: "You haven't broken up with one of them, and you meet another one. I curse you to rot..."
After hearing the young man's words, Jiang He immediately understood that this man probably had some quarrel with Long Hao.
He turned around, came to the observation deck, and said: "You are the guitar player..."
The handsome young man raised his head and said angrily: "My name is Lin Tiancai! Why don't you go to Long Hao's live concert?"
When he saw Jiang He clearly, he suddenly became jealous again.
Damn it, here comes another tall and strong one! Either he's a sissy like Long Hao, or he's this Fairmont guy. Why is a handsome guy like him so unpopular?
Jiang He touched his chin, "You're the one who's weird, right? I remember we're playing classical music now. Are you breaking away from the main group?"
Lin Tiancai's expression was slightly cold and his jaw twitched.
"Long Hao said that although the guitar is a Western instrument, it is a modern Western instrument. It is an inferior instrument and cannot join the symphony orchestra!" Lin Tiancai touched his beloved natal instrument and said with a sad face, "My little dear, It’s really unfair for you to be classified as the lowest among classical musical instruments.”
It turns out that it was Long Aotian who caused the trouble again.
Jiang He couldn't help but look at him sympathetically, "In other words, like traditional instruments, the guitar was kicked out by the symphony orchestra?"
In the music competition last semester, Long Hao publicly announced after his victory that traditional musical instruments were not compatible with Western symphony music, and if he didn’t want to offend his ears, he should not join the symphony orchestra in the future.
In this era when everyone loves to listen to symphonies, Long Hao's words are a fatal blow to traditional musical instruments.
I originally thought that he was just suppressing traditional musical instruments, but I didn't expect that he would also suppress guitars. This is too much for Long Aotian.
Lin Tiancai was immediately furious, but quickly calmed down his anger.
He raised his chin and pretended to be arrogant and said: "Don't think I'm angry because I can't get into the symphony orchestra. What I'm angry about is that he divided musical instruments into three, six or nine grades! In fact, the therapeutic effect of natal musical instruments is not divided into three or six grades. Ninth Level, I always feel that this is not good, not only for the Phantom Music Master world, but for the entire interstellar..."
Now, Jiang He admired him somewhat, it was rare for him to have a broad vision.
"Of course, what I don't like is his philandering! How many beauties does he need to be satisfied? Every time I see him on the Star Network, the women around him are different. There were different ones last night and the night before. The beauty went to knock on his door. "Lin Tiancai pulled out the guitar again bitterly. This drought will kill him, and the flood will kill him!
With that said, Lin Tiancai clicked on Long Hao's concert hall live broadcast room, and a familiar melody came out.
"Did you see that the people sitting in the front row are all beauties, fat and thin, pure and beautiful, dignified and cute... everything you want." Lin Tiancai gritted his teeth, with black breath all over his body, "They are all Long Hao's harem! Love! Aren’t they exclusive? They actually get along peacefully!”
Jiang He took a glance and found that it was indeed as Lin Tiancai said.
Surely this is the jealousy of singles, right?
The beauties all sat at the front with intoxicated faces, listening to the music with red eyes. Long Hao, who was sitting in front of the piano, was as handsome as a peacock in full bloom. Long Hao's kidneys were so enviable. God must have tricked his kidneys.
Jiang He still had a good impression of Lin Tiancai, a young man who looked like cannon fodder.
"You'd better not learn from him!" Jiang He advised him, so as not to be cannon fodder for nothing, "and you don't have this ability, the boat will capsize if you step on it a few times."
He has the halo of being the male protagonist! The sun can shine on the sky above, the earth on the bottom, and the air in the middle. A mere dozen or so women are nothing.
Lin Tiancai gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have any... No, I mean, I am a dedicated and good man!"
"Who is a dedicated and good man?"
A dashing red-haired beauty came over. Her figure was quite hot and sexy, but her arms were a bit thick. This is also normal, because the natal instrument of this heroic beauty is the drum, and it is a big drum.
When the heroic beauty saw the live broadcast room opened by Lin Tiancai, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and smile, "Hey, you are listening to Long Hao's concert? Classmate Lin, why don't you join?"
Lin Tiancai quickly stood up to greet the heroic beauty, his eyes shining.
"I'm scolding Long Hao, he's such a playboy!" He said angrily, "There's a grudge between us, so I won't join his concert!"
The heroic beauty asked strangely: "I thought you were from the same country. Isn't the guitar a Western musical instrument?"
"This bastard named Long said that in the age of the earth, guitars are not classical instruments, but belong to low-end pop music... Damn it! The original Phantom Musician didn't distinguish between East and West, but the guy named Long insists on provoking a war. I don’t know what bad idea he is planning. You must know that the essence of the Phantom Sound Master is healing, not a sect!”
Lin Tiancai once again emphasized that he and Long Haozhen were not from the same country.
Before the heroic beauty could speak, another girl came over.
This is a beautiful girl wearing a cheongsam, with a cute flower hairdo, a slim figure, and holding a pipa in her hand.
The girl in the cheongsam said in an eccentric manner: "Why, not to mention that it is heresy to treat traditional musical instruments as a symphony orchestra, but your classical musical instruments are also classified into different levels? Tsk, do you really think that the piano is the king and other instruments are slaves?"
Lin Tiancai's eyes were brighter, and the pipa girl was exactly his type.
"Don't get me wrong!" Lin Tiancai looked attentive to the beautiful pipa girl, "This is all caused by that guy Long Hao. I have no discrimination against musical instruments. You know, most of my friends are phantoms of traditional musical instruments. Teacher - Hey, are you right? My best friend Jiang He..."
Since when did I become your best friend?
Jiang He twitched the corners of his mouth but said nothing.
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