The Boss of the Yan Family in Siheyuan

The toilets of this era were not the closed toilets of later generations. They were just a cesspit with two wooden boards on top.

This burst of firecrackers exploded and the toilet was filled with feces and urine.

Not only was the old man splashed all over him, but the key point was that he was frightened and panicked instantly.

After all, the sound of the firecrackers was so sudden that the unprepared old man instinctively ducked back.

Unexpectedly, in this winter, the places where people peed on the wooden boards were covered with ice. My feet slipped and I fell directly into the pit.

Mr. Xin Hao reacted quickly and grabbed the board with both hands. He did not fall headfirst to the ground, otherwise he would be drowned in feces and water in a few minutes.

Just like this, the first man's cotton-padded clothes were soaked by feces and the weight increased directly. It was impossible to climb up on his own.

I can only shout for help: "Someone is here, someone is here, someone is here, someone is here!"

Bangge, who was standing outside, was shocked when he heard the voice coming from inside. This... this was not a child's voice. It sounded like his grandfather's voice.

At this time, people nearby who heard the shouting came towards here.

Bangge didn't have time to think too much. He didn't want to be discovered, so he just ran away.

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

"I don't know, it seems to be the sound coming from the latrine."

"Come on, let's go in and see what's going on."

As they spoke, several people entered the hut. Xu Damao was quite unlucky. He really didn't expect to come over to watch the fun and meet the old man, under such circumstances.

The first man saw Xu Damao among the people who came in at a glance: "Da Mao, pull me up quickly."

When he saw Yi Zhonghai covered in shit, he really didn't want to touch him. Given their relationship, even if he came up, he would never get close to him in the future.

But here he is the only one who lives in the same courtyard as the uncle. If he doesn't pull people, it will appear that his character is too low, so he has no choice but to extend his hand.

"Master, you said you are an eighth-level worker after all. How could you do such a thing of stealing excrement?"

He said this deliberately. No matter whether Yi Zhonghai came to steal excrement or not, and no matter whether others believed it or not, he just wanted to ruin the reputation of the master and make others think of stealing excrement whenever Yi Zhonghai was mentioned.

The old man also has a dirty mind and steals shit all by himself. After all, he is also an eighth-level fitter and earns a salary of more than 100 a month, but he still steals shit.

"Xu Damao, someone threw firecrackers into the latrine, and I accidentally fell in."

After hearing what the first man said, several people lowered their heads and looked at the cannon paper on the ground. They didn't know who the first man had offended. This guy was really willing to throw so much into it.

"Master, please be careful with what you say in the future. Don't you think you'll offend someone and have someone throw a firecracker, that is, me? Otherwise, you'll have to spend the night here."

The old man thought to himself, have I really offended someone? But after thinking about what happened recently, I couldn't figure out who I had offended after thinking about it for a long time.

"Da Mao, don't say anything else. Help me back first. I'm feeling cold all over." The first man said, Liu grabbed Xu Damao's arm.

Xu Damao was so disgusted that Xu Damao couldn't push him away, so he hurried back.

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As soon as I returned to the courtyard, my neighbors gathered around me.

"Ha! It's quite smelly. Master, what's wrong with you?"

"Xu Damao, what's going on, Master?"

"Master, did you ask someone to throw excrement on you?"

As soon as Xu Damao arrived at the courtyard, he broke free from the old man's hand. "Hey! Forget it, this old man offended someone. Someone threw a firecracker when he was going to the toilet, and he fell into the latrine. Please take the old man back.

Come on, I'll withdraw first." After saying that, he ran back to the backyard.

Everyone saw that the old man was covered in feces and urine. He was celebrating the New Year and was wearing new clothes. No one wanted to get these things stuck on him, and no one stepped forward to help him.

At this critical moment, it must be said that Silly Zhu didn't mind the smell, so he went up and helped the elder to walk to the middle courtyard.

"Master, do you think it was Xu Damao who threw firecrackers into the latrine?"

The first man thought about it and thought it made sense, so Damao was kind enough to pull himself out of the latrine for no reason, and even helped him return to the courtyard from the toilet.

"Stop talking, help me back first, and then we'll talk after I finish cleaning up."

Just like that, Silly Zhu sent the old man home. The aunt helped him take off all his clothes and wiped his body clean with hot water. The newly bought cotton clothes were soaked in fecal water and could no longer be worn.

I can only find old clothes and give them to the old man to change into.

After the first master cleaned up, Shazhu said anxiously: "First master, did Xu Damao do it?"

The first man thought about what happened: "I'm not sure, maybe yes, maybe not. After all, no one saw Xu Damao throwing firecrackers. After I fell in, Xu Damao also followed others in. There were several people at the time. If Xu Damao

To my surprise, he should have run away long ago."

"That doesn't remove his suspicion. Given his cleverness, he may have been afraid of being seen, so he deliberately waited for someone to come and follow him in."

"Stop talking about this. Even if he did it, we can still do this. Even if we come to find him, he won't admit it!"

"Is this the end of it?" Shazhu gritted his teeth unwillingly. He was sure that Xu Damao was the one who did this. There was no one else except him, and Xu Damao was the only one who could do such a damaging thing.

"Stop talking about him. We'll talk about this later. If it's really Xu Damao who did it, I won't let him go."

"Where can I take Sister Qin to prepare the food for dinner later?"

"It's better not to cook at their house. Their place is too small. There's no room for this person to stand. It's better to go to your place. Your place is bigger."

"Okay, I'll tell Sister Qin later and ask her to come over and help."

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At this time, Qin Huairu's family came.

Bangge knew he had blown up the wrong person, so he still blew up his godfather. He stopped playing and took Xiaodang with him and ran back home.

At first, Qin Huairu was quite puzzled. The children who had grown up during the New Year were playing outside, so why did this awesome guy come back?

When the first uncle came back, he found out that he fell into the pit after someone threw a firecracker.

I looked at Banggeng again, and thought that I had given Banggeng two cents to buy firecrackers, and my heart skipped a beat. Could it be that Banggeng did this?

"Banggen, Mom asked you if you threw the firecrackers in the toilet? Tell the truth." Qin Huairu asked with a straight face.

Banggeng looked at Qin Huairu's expression and said in a frightened voice: "I didn't mean it. I threw it away because Xiaodang said Big Tiger was inside."

Qin Huairu angrily pointed her finger at Banggan's forehead: "You asked me to tell you what you are good at, but you don't know how to look inside! Just throw it away."