The Caveman Made Me Awesome

Go to the cave.

I saw a bunch of big men gathered together to barbecue, and occasionally a few women, all tall and strong, with arm muscles. There is no communication between them, just silently doing what they are doing.

Seeing Ye Xi and the others coming, Chief Eyi suddenly stood up and walked towards Ye Xi step by step.

Chief Ehi's aura was too overwhelming, that is, Ye Xi's concentration was good, if someone else came here, he would have retreated by conditioned reflex. But even so, Ye Xi's hand couldn't help touching the bone knife around his waist.

The two-meter-three chief stared at Ye Xi condescendingly, and said coldly, "Sit down."

Only then did Ye Xi see that there was a low, polished rock beside him.

"Thank you."

Ye Xi showed a slightly stiff smile and sat on the rock.

Seeing that Ye Xi was sitting down, Chief Eyi pulled off one of the hind legs of the goat roasted on the fire and handed it to Ye Xi.

Ye Xi quickly thanked him and took it.

He looked down at the leg of lamb in his hand. The roasting skills of the Eyi people were not very good. After taking a bite, I found that the inner part of the leg of lamb was still half raw, with bloodshots!

The other Ehi tribesmen did not sit on the rocks, but squatted on the ground like wolves to eat. They also ate meat that was raw on the outside, and when their mouths were opened and closed, bloodshots were exposed between their teeth.

A group of meat-eating men ate in silence, with only the sound of teeth tearing meat and chewing food.

What made Ye Xi uncomfortable was that these gangsters were eating half-raw meat with blood while staring at him from time to time.

Ye Xi swallowed the leg of lamb in his mouth, feeling a little creepy.

He quickened his eating rate. Tear pieces of meat with big mouthfuls like the Aphid people.

Although this leg of lamb doesn't taste good, Ye Xi is not too picky. He has even drank blood, so what's the point of eating half-raw meat? Get out of here early.

At this time, an aphid crawled out of the stone jar and went straight to an Aphid warrior with a scar on his face.

The scar-faced warrior swallowed the meat in his mouth, smeared twice on his animal skin coat with both hands, and carefully held the aphid in his palm. That careful look was very incompatible with his rough appearance.

He looked at the aphid in his hand, opened his mouth slightly and just wanted to speak, but suddenly closed it again, glanced at Ye Xi secretly, and went to the back with the aphid in his hand.

Ye Xi took a big bite of the unpalatable mutton with a bit of depression.

As for it, to prevent him like a thief?

The rest of the Ehi people continued to squat on the ground and eat mutton, staring at themselves with sharp eyes from time to time. Ye Xi was depressed and pretended not to notice, but in his heart he missed the delicious food and warm attitude of the Ye tribe.

The aphid warrior sneaked into the distance, held the aphid in one hand, touched it with the other, and whispered, "Baby, what's the matter, are the leaves not tasty?"

The white jade aphids blinked like black beans.

"I'm not happy, how about you sing for the baby?" Before waiting for the aphids to react, the Ephids sang clumsily with their throats squeezed, "Little darling~ Be careful of your liver~ Aphids' good baby, eat a lot, Sleeping, the baby is the most powerful~ woo-hululu, sleep soundly!"

Cabin over there.

Ye Xi's action of eating mutton suddenly stopped.

He shook his ears, suspecting that he had heard it wrong, half-opened his mouth, and looked at the Ehi warrior in the distance in disbelief.

How can the numb voice and such shameless lyrics be sung by this two-meter-tall muscular man with an extremely rough face and scars?

The Aphid warrior felt something in his heart and suddenly turned his head, just in time to meet Ye Xi's ghostly gaze.

call--

As if a gust of wind blew, both of them were petrified.

The dark face of the Aphid warrior quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, even his ears were red, and he stood there stiffly, not knowing what to do.

How to do? ! ! ! That alien actually heard it! The ears are so good, aren't they? ! What to do, so shameful! ! ! what! ! The image of my Aphid tribe! !

Ye Xi didn't know what to do, but after a second, he quickly lowered his head and pretended to continue eating the leg of lamb naturally.

However, his chin was about to drop in shock, how could the Ehi people who were always watching him not notice it?

Some of the Ephid warriors who squatted on the ground to eat like large dogs fell to the ground with a "click".

With red cheeks, Ebony brought a large plate of aphid condyles, stuffed it into Ye Xi's hands, and stammered: "More, eat more."

He was also deeply ashamed that Ye Xi could see such a humiliating scene. He also wanted them to leave a reliable and calm impression in Ye Xi's heart! So that Tu Shan felt that their Eyi was a tribe that could intersect... but now it's all ruined.

Looking at Ye Xi's extremely shocked expression, he knew that he must think they were strange.

Ye Xi took the aphid condyle with a slightly stiff action, pretended to eat the aphid condyle one by one naturally, and watched the group of Ephid people staring at him nervously. For the first time, he found... he seemed to be in some strange place?

"Cough." Ye Xi cleared his throat, took the initiative to break the embarrassment, and said to Ebony, "Aphid condyles are delicious, thank you for your hospitality."

"Then Ye Xi must eat more. If you eat more aphids, people will grow stronger!"

Ye Xi was surprised, it turns out that the aphid condyle still has this kind of effect, no wonder the people of the aphid are tall and muscular.

Thinking of the gift he brought this time, Ye Xi turned his head and said to Chief Aphid: "The star algae I brought also has the effect of strengthening the body, but it must be eaten in time. ."

Chief Ehi was very cold and said briefly, "Oh."

If it weren't for the red tip of the ear, he would look like a tough guy who is not easy to mess with!

Ye Xi: "..."

What to pretend, the nature of the two of you has been exposed, so don't pretend to be a big tail wolf!

Ebony squatted beside Ye Xi, blushing and chirping: "Ye Xi, don't get me wrong, we actually sing to coax aphids, but there's nothing we can do, our aphids sometimes get unhappy, and if they get unhappy, they may die."

Ye Xi was a sweat, and suddenly felt that he was not as good as an aphid. And aphids actually have depression. People are not so delicate these days, right?

However, even though I thought so in my heart, I said, "Well, it's nothing, I sometimes coax my pet."

"Huh—" Ebony breathed a sigh of relief, stood up abruptly, and looked at the surrounding clansmen happily.

Look, the friends I brought don't think we're weird, do they?

The atmosphere suddenly became lively.

A few big men finished eating the food in their mouths in two or three bites, and immediately ran to the stone jar, singing all kinds of clumsy out-of-tune songs to the stone jar. They didn't coax them for so long because of their image, for fear that these baby aphids would be unhappy.

Listening to the strange singing, Ye Xi's expression was a little distorted when he was eating the leg of lamb. 8)