The Caveman Made Me Awesome

the next morning.

"Quack quack!"

"Quack! Quack!!"

In the dark cave, Ye Xi was awakened by the extremely noisy birdsong.

He turned his head and looked around, and found that the rest of the Thorn tribe were lying on the animal skin crookedly, sleeping soundly, snoring one after another, as if they didn't hear this maddening noise.

Scratching his hair, he reluctantly lifted off the animal skin covering his body and crawled out of the burrow.

The air in the morning was very fresh. Countless strips of golden sunlight with dust fell from the gaps in the thorn bushes. The cool morning breeze passed through the overwhelming black thorns and gently brushed Ye Xi's face.

"Quack quack quack!!!"

The birdsong outside became louder.

On the thorn vines, thousands of thorn sparrow chicks opened their mouths and screamed heart-piercingly towards the sky, their voices were hoarse and mocking, like thousands of broken trumpets firing together, the effect was enough to make anyone irritated to the spot explode.

At this moment, Ye Xi admired the Thorn tribe in the cave for being able to sleep soundly amidst such terrifying noise.

At this moment, Qiu Ya walked over holding a stone bucket the size of a water tank with one hand.

boom!

The heavy stone bucket was thrown heavily on the ground.

"Birds, get down and eat meat!"

With a loud voice, Qiu Ya raised his head and yelled at the chick on the thornbush.

"Quack quack!"

"Quack! Quack!"

Immediately, countless chicken-sized gray chicks fluttered down, and several of them landed on Qiu Ya's body. Their sharp claws caught his hair and clothes, clung to him, and called out to him.

Qiu Ya grabbed the baby bird on his head and threw it to the ground, and tore off the baby bird that was stuck to his body, but there were still baby birds crawling on him like a starving ghost reincarnated.

He tugged at his hair irritably, and could only give up: "Birds! Don't shit on me, or I'll beat you to death! It hurts so much when I beat a bird!"

"Pfft!"

Ye Xi couldn't help laughing.

Qiu Ya spotted Ye Xi standing behind a thorny vine, his eyes lit up, "Witch from Xi City, are you awake?"

Ye Xi nodded with a smile: "Call me Xi Wu."

"Hey!"

Qiu Ya responded crisply, threw the baby bird that had crawled onto his face into the stone bucket, and tore off the baby bird that had crawled up to his buttocks.

Then he said to Ye Xi: "It's a mess here, why don't you go to another place to stay for a while?"

"No."

Instead, Ye Xi raised his foot and walked over.

He saw that the stone bucket was full of minced meat. The older chicks pouted their buttocks and ate mouthfuls by themselves, while the younger ones yelled loudly at their fangs, begging to be fed.

This familiar picture reminded Ye Xi of Quack, and when he thought of Quack, Ye Xi's eyes softened: "I also raised a bird before, and it was noisier than them when I was young. Gotta scare away."

Qiu Ya: "Is that the eagle?"

Ye Xi smiled and said, "It's not the big hawk you've seen, but my war beast. I named it Quack because it's too noisy."

"No matter what kind of chicks, most of them call this way when they are young, and it will be fine when they grow up!"

Qiu Ya skillfully grabbed a thorn sparrow chick, then twisted a piece of meat from the stone bucket and thrust it into the chick's open mouth. After stuffing it three times, he threw it aside and grabbed another one to feed it. Hey and say,

"Look at my flying feather, how nice it sounds when it grows up, sometimes it sings when it's happy, it's not me, it's really nice!"

Ye Xi also grabbed a baby bird, imitating his example, stuffing the minced meat into its hungry mouth.

"Where did the adult birds go, Feimao?"

When Qiu Ya mentioned this, he looked resentful: "They thought the chicks were noisy, so they caught the prey and threw it at us, and then went to hide in the woods! There is no good thing at all!"

Ye Xi was stunned.

It turns out that there are such irresponsible parents among birds.

But Qiu Ya's thoughtful appearance is really like the old man who raised his grandchildren alone because of his unfilial sons and daughters in his previous life, while dressing his grandchildren, washing his face and feeding him, he scolded angrily.

Thinking of this, Ye Xi couldn't help but smile.

At this time, Dong Muying was returning to the tribe with a barbarian two-horned rhinoceros, when he happened to see Ye Xi's smiling face, his eyes straightened instantly.

Ye Xi was keenly aware of this sight, looked up, and found that Dong Muying, who hadn't returned all night, was squatting on the thorn vines, staring at him without blinking.

Seeing that Ye Xi had noticed it, Dong Muying didn't feel guilty at all. Instead, she jumped off the vine and yelled at him with a smile, "I specially caught a rhinoceros with two feet for you to eat. Its meat is always delicious!"

Ye Xi's face darkened instantly.

Dong Muying wanted to come closer again, but Qiuya stopped her and said, "Hey, Xiwu is a distinguished guest of our tribe! Does the distinguished guest know?!"

"I know, I didn't purposely spend one night catching a two-horned rhino to make amends!"

Seeing that Ye Xi didn't even look at the rhinoceros, Dong Muying took out a blue fruit from the rag-like sackcloth vest with his dirty hands, and said with a smile.

"Xiwu, this is the thorn fruit. The fruit that grows on our thorn vines can nourish the body and detoxify! I offended you yesterday, don't bother with me! Haven't eaten it in the morning? Have a taste first !"

Seeing that Dong Muying didn't force her to touch her muscles, Qiuya didn't stop her anymore.

Just looking at Ye Xi, who was clean and fresh, and then looking down at himself, who was covered in bird feces all over his body.

"I didn't eat it either!"

Dong Muying said indifferently: "Don't you love wood mice the most, you will catch them yourself later!"

Qiu Ya felt aggrieved: "That's what Fei Mao likes to eat, but I don't like it..."

Dong Muying ignored him and wanted to give Ye Xi the fruit.

Ye Xi didn't want to eat fruit that was dirty and smelly with sweat, so he said, "No need."

Dong Muying leaned over with a sullen face, and stuffed the fruit into his hand, Ye Xi avoided it, but Dong Muying grabbed Ye Xi's hand, forced the fruit into his hand, and took this opportunity to touch it more Take two: "I want it!"

Ye Xi's forehead had bulging veins.

His sanity shattered in an instant.

He unhooked the bone knife and slammed it into her shoulder with the scabbard.

Dong Muying only felt an irresistible force hit her shoulders, forcing her to take three steps back. The mud on the ground was scooped up in the last step, and she managed to stop herself.

She looked at Ye Xi's bronze scabbard, her expression changed a few times.

How can you be so strong?

It is impossible for the chief to push her back like this with one blow.

"Are you a warrior?" she asked in disbelief.

Ye Xi had no expression on his face: "Fifth-level fighter, thank you, you won't be polite if you mess with me again."

Dong Muying wilted instantly.

She tossed the thorn fruit to him from a distance, rubbed her shoulders and complained: "Say it earlier, buddy, I'm not interested in men who are stronger than me."

Ye Xi let out a long breath.

If I knew it, I would have beaten her up from the beginning.

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