The Caveman Made Me Awesome

? Later, Ye Xi put down his chopsticks and stopped eating, so he watched them bury their heads in the binge eating.

The three of them have gluttonous stomachs, even if the spoon is not easy to use, they will quickly clean up the whole table of food, achieving the effect of a CD.

Dayan snatched the last piece of spare ribs, crunched and swallowed the bones, then reluctantly put down the spoon, rubbed his belly and said, "It's delicious, but it's a pity that I'm not full yet..."

Zhuo wiped his mouth and did not speak.

However, Hong Mo was picky and said: "Most of this meat is wild animal meat, and the beans are basically ordinary beans. They don't taste good at all, so you use these ordinary things to entertain us?"

Before Ye Xi could speak, a group of muscular women appeared outside, all carrying food freshly cooked by the public stove, walking towards here step by step.

As the distance gets closer, the tempting aroma of food also hits the nostrils.

The eyes of the three people lit up.

But Ye Xi waved his hands at the women: "You all go out, you don't need these dishes anymore, let the public fire cooks roast a king-species beast and serve them up."

"Yes, Master Xiwu!"

The women went out one by one with their dishes.

The three were dumbfounded.

Ye Xi smiled with a good temper: "It takes a long time to roast the meat of the king breed, so don't mind it."

"Suck!"

Dayan sniffed the scent of food left in the air, stared at the empty gate with stupid eyes, and was about to cry.

Hong Mo also wanted to cry in his heart but had no tears, because of his momentary baseness, his intestines were green with regret.

Zhuo angrily stared at Ye Xi.

Did this kid do it on purpose?

Ye Xi looked back innocently: "What's wrong?"

What could the three of them say, they could only swallow their regrets, and secretly wished they could rush out immediately to grab those delicious food back.

Ye Xi smiled and stood up: "Let's go, take a look around Xi City, after all, you will live here for a year."

The three stood up dejectedly and followed behind him.

Ye Xi took them to the city wall and pointed out the location of the city gate.

Take them to see the worm willow tree, and tell them that if they have fleas and other parasites on their bodies, they might as well try to let the worm willow tree clean it up.

Then take them to the farmland and tell them that if they want to eat fresh vegetables and fruits, they can come here to pick them directly.

Then he took them to the back mountain, and told them where there were poisonous insects, and they had to be careful not to intrude, where there were mushrooms and velvet chickens, which could be picked and caught.

Finally, take them to the Colosseum and tell them that if you want to practice bow and arrow wrestling, you can come here.

Zhuohe Hongmo entered the Colosseum and only focused on admiring the surrounding buildings, but Dayan happily competed with others in the Colosseum for archery skills, and even played with a violent carnivorous dinosaur for a while.

Several people walked out of the Colosseum.

Ye Xi was about to take them to continue walking, but saw Dayan suddenly unbuttoned his pants, and was about to pull out his dick to pee in the corner of the wall.

His face darkened immediately.

"We in Xicheng have a special place for excrement, don't make it convenient here."

Dayan said carelessly: "It's okay, I'll just pee here!"

Ye Xi said firmly: "No, this is the rule of Xicheng."

Hong Mo folded his arms and said impatiently: "It's so troublesome, it's over if we don't solve it here!"

Zhuo also felt that Ye Xi was making a fuss out of a molehill, and that their Liyang Tribe also made a small solution on the ground at will, and if it was a big solution, they would find a place with few people to solve it, and finally dig a hole and bury it in the soil and it would be over.

Ye Xi pointed to the distance and said to them, "Look."

The three looked along his hand, and found a fat brown bear running far away, and finally got into a row of low stone houses on the side of the road and did not come out.

Ye Xi: "That's the dry toilet for war beasts. Our war beasts in Xicheng all go to a fixed place to defecate."

The implication is, are you super tribesmen not as good as our war beasts in Xicheng?

Hong Mo clicked his tongue impatiently.

The people of Xicheng have many problems!

Dayan put on his trousers embarrassingly, blushing a little.

With a scorching face, he said with offended displeasure: "Let's go, go to the place you mentioned."

Ye Xi led them to a nearby dry toilet.

"War beasts are different from the dry toilets used by humans. This is for humans."

The three of them went in and found that the inside was very clean, without even a bit of feces and urine, and the smell was even more unbearable. The aqua toilet had large windows and gaps at high places, and fresh air was constantly blown in by the wind.

Ye Xi didn't want to smell the smell, so he went out immediately after teaching them how to use the dry toilet.

Looking at the clean and smooth bottom of the cement pit, Dayan uncomfortably took out his dick and poured out a bubble of hot urine.

Hong Mo thought that he was here, so he simply squatted in the dry toilet and defecated comfortably.

After pulling it, I realized that there are no leaves around and I can't wipe my butt.

But he didn't care about this, so he simply pulled up his pants and stood up, but when he turned his head, he suddenly found a large stack of snow-white things stacked in the box next to him.

He took a closer look, isn't this Jiugong leaf paper made by Jiugong with ball vegetables?

Hong Mo was silent for a moment, and finally wiped his butt with Jiugongye paper, and then pulled the water gate switch as Ye Xi introduced before, and immediately the fierce water rushed down, washing away all the filth.

There are several large water tanks on the roof of the dry toilet, and a special person is responsible for filling them with water to ensure that there is water for flushing the dry toilet at any time.

Hong Mo came out of the pit, washed his hands in the clean water jar outside the dry toilet, and felt clean enough to cook and eat after shaking off the water drops.

He really convinced Xicheng.

No wonder the people on the road looked terribly clean, even the children were so damn clean, not even a single flea.

You must know that except for the Jiugong tribe, almost everyone in the other seven tribes shits in the wild, and most of the ordinary tribes are more casual. Sensible, even digging the soil to dig out shit and stuff it in his mouth...

Thinking about it this way, this Xicheng is really a clean stream among ordinary tribes.

Seeing them coming out, Ye Xi took them to continue to visit Xicheng.

After taking them all around, Ye Xi solemnly said to them: "We welcome you very much. All places in Xicheng are open to you, but there are two things I would like you to pay attention to."

"One, don't snatch women. If you want to solve your desires, you can go to the cave to find non-pregnant female slaves. They will be happy to help you. Of course, if there are women from Xicheng who volunteer, I don't care."

"Second, don't kill people in Xicheng."

The three of them were suddenly unhappy again.

There has never been an ordinary tribe who dared to ask them to do so. Which one would not desperately push women over for them to choose, even if it was to give their partner their own daughter? There has never been a tribal chief who warned like Ye Xi Their!

The only ones who return his mother are female slaves for them!

Moreover, what's the matter with killing someone? It's just that in their own tribe, isn't it normal for the strong to kill an ordinary person and kill a weak person if they are unhappy?

Hong Mo: "So what if we kill him?"

Ye Xi looked at him and slowly narrowed his eyes.

An oppressive silence.

After an unknown period of time, finally the three of Li Yang couldn't bear to back down.

They thought of those hot delicacies, and then they thought of the mighty fog, and they didn't dare to make too much noise after all.

Zhuo Leng snorted: "Most of you people here are as weak as bugs, what's the point of killing them, just don't stick around and annoy us!"

Ye Xi smiled: "Then, it's a deal."

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