The Caveman Made Me Awesome

Everyone was attracted by the magical flint fireball, but no one listened to Ye Xi's words.

Ye Xi replied blackly: "If this continues, the fire will be extinguished."

"Shuala!"

In an instant all the frogmen bounced away.

Fresh air flooded in again.

Ye Xi took a deep breath, cleared a piece of thick snow on the ground, put down the flint fireball, and made a simple stone pot, stone stove and stone shovel with local materials.

Then he brought his big package, and in front of everyone's eyes, he took out vegetable oil, soy sauce, chili powder, star anise, salt and wine from it like a magic trick.

Finally put the pot on and start cooking.

None of the frogmen around seemed to disperse, their eyes were wide open, their necks stretched out, and they stared blankly at the stone pot. Qiuzai sat on his father's head, occupying the highest viewing position.

Ye Xi understood their behavior very well. There were no entertainment programs in the primitive society, and they usually spent their days chatting in a daze.

Pour in the vegetable oil first.

After the oil in the stone pot is heated, a mouth-watering aroma of oil overflows.

"Wow--!"

The frogmen squatting all around swallowed their saliva and let out a cry of admiration.

Ye Xi's eyelids twitched, and he put in the star anise and chili powder, and a spicy and rich aroma came out.

"Wow--!"

The frogmen were in an uproar again, and the admiration was even louder.

Ye Xi drained the water from the snails, put them all into the oil pan with a thud, and then added cooking wine and soy sauce.

There was an extremely alluring fragrance in the air.

"Wow--!!"

The frogmen around could no longer hold back and squeezed to the stove, sniffing the aroma vigorously.

"Quack!!"

Frogs also came to join in the fun, big frogs, small frogs and mini frogs filled the gaps between the crowd in various colors, and a few giant frogs also crawled out of the unfrozen lake wetly, looking down at the stone pot , the light of the burly body is all covered.

There was a riot at the scene.

Ye Xi, who was in the center of the encirclement circle, obviously felt that his pot of fried snails was in danger, as if he would be taken away by someone with both hands and the pot and snails at any time, or a giant frog would pop out its tongue, roll up the stone pot and swallow all the snails inside. inside.

To be honest, he hasn't eaten such a delicious fried snail for a long time, and now he can't stand the smell.

And in the frogman tribe, there must be at least 10,000 frogs with people. Even if there are enough snails in the unfrozen lake, the seasonings he brings are not forbidden, so it is impossible to divide them.

Ye Xi stopped his movements and looked around quietly.

Pairs of copper bullet-like eyes stared at him.

Ye Xi took off the bone staff behind his back without hesitation, and with a sneer, the bone staff was inserted into the ground. At the same time, a small witch pattern shield suddenly bounced off.

"Ouch!"

"Oops!"

The frogs and frogmen crowded around were bounced off by the witch pattern shield, fell on their backs, and piled up with the frogmen behind them, the scene was extremely funny.

Qiu Zai's father, that super stone frog looked at the shield of witch patterns in fear, stuck out its long tongue, and knocked on the shield of witch patterns outside Ye Xi like knocking on a door, but it couldn't be broken no matter what. After that, he shrunk back disgruntled.

Ye Xi gave them a gentle smile, and then continued to make fried snails slowly.

Unscrew the lid of the kettle, add water to the stone pot, wait until the snails are fully cooked, then add salt, and a pot of fragrant fried snails is completely completed.

Ye Xi was not afraid of the heat, so after extinguishing the flint fireball and sitting down on the floor, he directly picked up a large snail from the stone pot, pinched off its tail and began to suck it up.

Although the snails grown in this unfrozen lake are large in size, their meat quality and deliciousness are not inferior to the small snails, and they are more chewy and taste better.

"Well, not bad."

Ye Xi chewed the delicious snail meat, and praised vaguely.

"Suck!"

The frogmen and frogs around sniffed the extremely alluring aroma in the air,

Looking at Ye Xi enjoying the delicious food again, he was about to cry.

Ye Xi is also amazing, under the gaze of so many frogmen and frogs, there is no obstacle when eating, one by one.

"Wow, this person is so bad..."

A little frogman couldn't stand howling and crying, and jumped into the frozen lake while crying.

"Throw out the shell after eating! Give me a suck!"

Some frogmen stamped anxiously and yelled.

The corner of Ye Xi's mouth twitched, and he threw the discarded snail shell at him. The frogman snatched the empty shell like a snatcher, threw it into his mouth, and crushed the shell until he had a good mouthful of teeth.

"It's delicious! It's fragrant and crispy! It's so delicious!"

After the frogman swallowed the broken shell, both big frog eyes turned into star eyes, and he let out a dreamlike admiration, which attracted a group of frogmen around to make a fuss of envy and jealousy.

And Ye Xi...Ye Xi looked at their shabby appearance, and finally realized that he couldn't eat anymore.

"Cubs!"

Ye Xishi picked up a large snail with a shovel and threw it at the cub lying on the head of the super stone frog.

Qiu Zai, a hungry tiger, pounced on food and took the big snail into his mouth.

Ye Xi glanced at the stone pot, and said to the green-eyed frogmen, "There are six more, I'll throw them away casually, be careful not to cause a stampede, and the little frogs and mini frogs should hurry to other places." what!"

However, the little frogs and mini frogs just want to join in the fun. They either jump on people's legs and stick to them, or jump on top of people's heads, croaking with their cheeks puffed out.

"Hurry up!"

"Quack quack!"

"Quack quack quack quack quack!!"

"Here, look here, look here at me!"

Seeing this lively scene, Ye Xi couldn't help being amused. The frogmen are really energetic, which made him become childish.

"Accepted!"

As he spoke, he picked up a big snail and threw it forward.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Like crazy fans catching star throws, a bunch of frogs and frogmen flocked frantically, but halfway the big snail was snatched by a stupid super giant bullfrog. With a roll of its tongue, it easily flew into the air. The big snail rolled into his mouth.

All the frogs fell silent and looked at it together.

The giant bullfrog slammed its mouth. The snail was too small for it to taste. Seeing the people watching it, it croaked loudly.

Ye Xi cleared his throat and announced, "The second one is coming!"

All the frogs turned their heads with sharp eyes in an instant, gearing up, vowing to snatch the second big snail.

However, just as the big snail was thrown out, another long and slender tongue shot out from a distance with great speed, accurately wrapping the second big snail.

The owner of that tongue was a giant frog with yellow-green skin.

"Ahh! Didn't get it again!!"

All the frogs went crazy.

Quack quack protests one after another.

Then the third, fourth, and fifth large snails were all amputated halfway by the tongues ejected by the giant frogs in the unfrozen lake when they were all thrown out.

Finally, the last one.

The audience was too quiet.

Under everyone's breathless gaze, Ye Xi's arm moved, the stone shovel moved, the big snail flew up from the pot with the soup, and then...

An extraordinarily huge long tongue quickly wrapped around the last big snail, and put it in its mouth.

The owner of this tongue is Qiu Zai's father, that super prehistoric stone frog, and the patriarch of all their frogs.

After two seconds of silence.

"Gah!!!"

The frogs were distraught.