The Caveman Made Me Awesome

"Is there so much food in Tushan now that women can eat barbecue every day?" A girl whispered to the people next to her.

"They are now producing salt in Tushan. Of course, they are not as short of food as other tribes. Maybe they can."

"I remember that the women of the Huangzhu tribe used to eat very well. Unlike our tribe, most of the time they only eat fruit."

by the fire.

Ye Xi casually stuffed the package containing the loin of the rhinoceros into the cone: "Take it, I'll tell you how to do it, it's very simple."

The Tushan boys looked at each other and smiled wryly.

It's not that they haven't learned it before, but the procedures are generally correct, but the things they make are not as delicious as Ye Xi's.

So they all gave up. With this skill, it is better to polish more stone tools and shoot more prey. But now in order to attract a partner, I have to study hard! Learn as much as you can!

Ye Xi folded his arms leisurely and commanded them remotely.

"Dahe, your meat is thick on one side and thin on the other. What if the meat will be half raw and half cooked?"

"This lard isn't hot yet, so why put it on in such a hurry."

"Turn over and turn over, and the other end will be burnt!"

"Tudou, you actually poured so much salt, do you want to salt people to death?"

The boys in Tushan are good at hunting and making stone tools, but they are very bad at making food, which makes them in a hurry.

On the contrary, the girls onlookers all had their eyes lit up and eager to move.

There are more barbecues made this time, and every girl has a share.

The boys in Tushan greeted the girls to sit down on the soft red grass and chatted diligently while eating barbecue.

The girls intoxicated eating the fragrant barbecue.

After the girl who grabbed the barbecue for the first time took a bite, she whispered to the people around her that the barbecue this time was not as delicious as before.

Although the totem warriors were greedy, none of them went to grab the barbecue. They could only smell the aroma of the food and watch the girls eat it.

Then show them every now and then by showing them their muscles, patting their hard breasts and telling them how strong they are. Show them that you are a qualified future mate by bragging to them about the ferocious game you have caught while hunting.

The craftsmen took out their most proud works and gave them to the women they liked, telling them that their craftsmanship is very good, and if they become their partners, they will not worry about eating and drinking in the future.

Artisans are not as high in mortality as warriors, and they have a craftsmanship that makes them as popular as warriors.

The women laughed and chatted while eating the fragrant barbecue.

Many men from other tribes were also attracted by this fragrance.

But the guys from Tushan ignored them, and they didn't even have a share of those delicious barbecued meats.

Those men were both drooling at the aroma of the food, and they were also jealous that Tushan surrounded so many women.

However, no fighting is allowed in the Red Grass Valley, and in the end, in desperation, they simply lost sight of it and returned to their positions.

Ye Xi smiled and watched the clansmen go to great lengths to attract women, and felt that it was very interesting to see a peacock with its head open.

At this time, Cangpan came back from an unknown corner.

The returned Cangpan had sweat stains on his face and a look of contentment. Seeing that they were surrounded by so many girls, he couldn't help being surprised: "Why so many women!"

Ye Xi smiled teasingly: "Do you feel like you have missed a large forest?"

Cangpan didn't know this metaphor, so he was stunned when he heard the words: "Huh?"

At this time, Xue Hao, who was surrounded by several young men, suddenly stood up, walked straight to Ye Xi, stared at him with bright eyes, and said sweetly, "I think the barbecue you make is delicious, and you are willing to keep making it for a long time. Do I eat?"

The meaning of this is self-evident.

Ye Xi was startled.

He never thought that a girl would show his love to him. It's not that I don't have confidence in myself, but that I'm only thirteen years old! The body has not grown!

But Ye Xi overlooked that this was in a primitive society. Although most of them became partners in their twenties, there were also many men and women who gave birth to children at the age of thirteen or fourteen.

Although Ye Xi's facial features have not yet developed, his facial contours are clear and his brows are calm, which greatly suppresses the childishness of this age group and makes people ignore his age.

Not to mention the scarlet totem pattern looming between the placket of his black snakeskin coat.

Obviously still a totem warrior!

Such a young, handsome, totem warrior with good cooking skills is clearly a golden bachelor, so Ye Xi felt that he would be ignored.

Several Tu Shan young men who were interested in Xue Huan saw her get up, and they quickly chased after her, but they saw the scene of Xue Xie showing her love to Ye Xi.

crackling.

Suddenly the sound of a broken heart.

The breeze was blowing, the blue down feathers swayed between the braids, and the black hair blew on the delicate cheeks, but she didn't care, just looked at Ye Xi expectantly.

For Ye Xi, although he has gradually accepted this primitive society, it is still too fast for him to get married and have children now.

Most importantly, although the girl in front of her was beautiful, it did not make Ye Xi feel heartbroken.

"Sorry, I don't usually do barbecues very much."

This is a veiled rejection.

Xue Yan bit her lip, and saw Ye Xi's eyes like black pills soaked in ice water staring at him quietly, she said unwillingly, "I can make it for you too!"

Ye Xi was a little surprised, but still firmly refused: "Thank you, no need."

Xie 椤 has always been popular in the tribe, and she took the initiative to ask to be someone else's partner and was rejected. This is something she never thought of!

Her cheeks were flushed with anger, her breathing was rapid, her chest heaving violently.

She really wanted to throw her hand away, but Ye Xi's fair and handsome appearance was very agreeable to her, and she was unwilling to give up, she bit her silver teeth and went up to hold his hand: "Then you can go to the head office in the grass with me. !"

A man and a woman go to the grass, and everyone knows what it means.

Seeing that a beautiful woman in Xue was rejected by Ye Xi so, she actually wanted Ye Xi to go to the grass with her, and the Tushan men who were onlookers opened their mouths and their eyes were about to come out.

Cangpan, who had just returned from the grass, said sourly, "I didn't expect her to like Ye Xi so much."

In the past at the Red Grass Festival, he has always been the most popular one in Tushan. If he hadn't thought about playing for a few more years, the child would be three years old.

But although he is relatively popular, no such beautiful woman has ever shown him love!

Everyone thought that Ye Xi would always agree.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xi avoided it and said apologetically, "I won't go, my stomach is not full, I want to eat something."

Although it is very euphemistic to say, but the rejection is still rejected.

God knows, no woman has ever been turned down to invite a man to the grass at the Red Grass Festival! You are the first!

The cypress is simply pissed off! A pretty little face flushed red, glared at Ye Xi for a while, and finally ran away with a flick of his hand.

After the two left, there was silence on Tu Shan's side.

No one expected this plot to go, both men and women are a little silly.

Only Ye Xi calmly picked up a piece of barbecue and took a bite, as if nothing had happened.

After a while, the cone, who was the first to raise his chin, gave Ye Xi a thumbs up: "...Serve."