The City Is Too Convoluted, I'm Going Back To The Countryside To Cultivate Immortality

On the third floor of Lin Yan's house, Shen Yueyao crept up, looking at Lin Yan who was playing games, Shen Yueyao approached quietly.

"Watch me scare you."

The corners of Shen Yueyao's mouth curled up.

Coming behind Lin Yan, Shen Yueyao slapped Lin Yan on the shoulder suddenly, but before the slap was taken, Lin Yan turned his head suddenly, and the image of green face and fangs appeared in Shen Yueyao's eyes.

"Ah, ah, ghost."

Shen Yueyao yelled in fright, and almost sat down on the ground.

Lin Yan took off the mask and looked at Shen Yueyao with a half-smile.

"Small sample, you still want to scare me, who is scared?" Lin Yan asked Shen Yueyao.

Shen Yueyao, who was still terrified, kept soothing her emotions.

"Xiao Yanzi, you dare to scare me like this. Fortunately, I don't have a heart disease, otherwise I would definitely be scared to death by you."

Annoyed, Shen Yueyao stood up and hit Lin Yan on the head with a hammer.

"It hurts, your head is so hard."

Shen Yueyao was a little dizzy.

"You hit it yourself, don't blame me." Lin Yan crossed his legs.

"Why don't you blame me, I will complain to Aunt Yun when I go down, saying that you bullied me." Shen Yueyao rubbed her forehead and snorted softly.

"Shen Yueyao, I advise you to be kind."

If he really complained to his mother, she would definitely deal with him later.

"Hmph." Shen Yueyao raised her head, revealing her fair neck.

"Yaoyao, you are so beautiful and kind-hearted, even if you are ashamed of yourself, you can't describe your beauty, how about saving face and not suing?"

Some compliments made Shen Yueyao smile.

"Oh, I'd be embarrassed if you told the truth like that."

The corner of Lin Yan's mouth twitched, Shen Yueyao really became more and more shameless.

However, Shen Yueyao, who had taken the Nourishing Pill, had indeed become more beautiful, her skin was as smooth as fat, and her face was exquisite and unparalleled.

"Xiaoyanzi, what exactly is that one you gave me?"

After she went home and took a shower, she looked in the mirror and was stunned, which was even more exaggerated than the beauty.

"The heavenly secret must not be leaked."

"It's fine if you don't say anything."

Shen Yueyao looked at the mask Lin Yan was holding.

"Where did you buy this mask? It looks just like the real one. If you go out at night wearing this mask, if you don't scare two people to death, I'll be the loser."

She has always been so courageous that she was frightened.

"I didn't buy this thing, I picked it up."

It was indeed picked up, picked up after killing the evil cultivator.

[Life encounter: You lead the disciples of Maoshan's outer sect down the mountain to eliminate evil cultivators, and you get: low-grade magic weapon Hundred Ghost Banner, Evil Ghost Mask, low-grade spirit stones +5000, middle-grade spirit stones +100]

"Put it on for me."

"no."

Lin Yan shook his head.

"It's not that I'm stingy, this thing is not a good thing, it's an evil thing."

This is a magic weapon made by evil cultivators, can it be worn by Shen Yueyao? Unless she dies.

"Evil thing? When did you believe in this thing?"

"If you believe in some things, you have them. If you don't believe them, you don't have them." Lin Yan smiled mysteriously.

Thinking of the miraculous beautifying food that Lin Yan gave her, Shen Yueyao, who didn't believe it at first, was a little shaken. She glanced at the evil ghost mask, which really gave people a gloomy feeling.

Looking at that mask, I always have the idea of ​​wanting to put it on.

Maybe this thing is really abnormal.

"Since you know it's an evil thing, you still keep it."

"I am a celestial master, I can suppress any evil things, let's go, let's go down."

Lin Yan put the mask away, like magic, and Shen Yueyao couldn't see where Lin Yan put it.

Looking at Lin Yan, I feel that Lin Yan, who grew up with her, has become a lot more mysterious this time around.

When I came downstairs, my father was drinking tea and watching TV while my mother and Aunt Hui were busy in the kitchen.

"Let's two skewer mutton skewers."

Lin Yan took out the unused sticks he bought when he came back last time, and put on mutton skewers with Shen Yueyao, they were all big meat skewers.

In the evening, at dinner time, Lin Yan is in charge of the barbecue.

He is a second-rank craftsman, he can even refine magic weapons, and he is also handy in roasting meat, he really knows everything.

"With my skills, can I make money by opening a barbecue restaurant?"

Lin Yan proudly sprinkled chili flakes evenly.

"Okay, you go open it, I eat every day, but I don't pay for it." Shen Yueyao said while eating.

"No money? Then I'll leave you to repay the debt."

Hearing this, Shen Yueyao's face turned a little red, and she glanced at Lin Yan.

Mutton soup with beer skewers, I ate very happily today.

"Tomorrow we will broadcast the goods live."

The end of the universe is to bring goods, and Lin Yan, a cultivator of immortals, also wants to carry out live broadcasts.

"Okay, I'll be here tomorrow morning."

Shen Yueyao nodded.

"But what if it fails?"

"Before saying victory, think about defeat first, shake the morale of the army, come here, and fork Shen Yueyao out."

Shen Yueyao rolled her eyes.

"Believe it or not, I will fork you out first?" Li Xiuyun slapped Lin Yan on the back.

"Mom, I'm joking with Shen Yueyao, aren't I, Yaoyao?"

Lin Yan frantically winked at Shen Yueyao.

A smirk appeared on Shen Yueyao's face: "Aunt Yun, Lin Yan bullies me."

"Brat."

Li Xiuyun reached out and pinched Lin Yan's ear.

"It hurts, it hurts, my ears are about to fall off." Lin Yan yelled.

Li Xiuyun was speechless, she didn't even use any strength, what the fuck.

"Let him go, Aunt Yun, I'm joking, he didn't bully me."

"Is my Yaoyao feeling distressed?" Li Xiuyun let Lin Yan go with a smile.

Listening to Li Xiuyun's words, Shen Yueyao's face turned red, reaching her ears.

"Thank you, Miss Shen, for saving your life. I have nothing to repay you, but I can only promise you with your body." Lin Yan looked at Shen Yueyao with her fists clasped.

"Get lost." Shen Yueyao rolled her eyes.

"To be serious with you, if live broadcasting is really not feasible, what should I do?"

"Think of another way, can a living person be suffocated to death by urine?"

If it really doesn't work, there are other ways. If his peaches are still unsalable, Lin Yan will laugh himself to death.

"I'll pull you live tomorrow, won't it delay your coding?"

"Don't delay, I've finished writing this book, and I can finish it tonight. I don't plan to continue writing a new book for the time being."

Shen Yueyao rubbed her stomach, she ate too much, she won't grow meat, it's all Lin Yan's fault, when did she learn this skill, the grilled mutton skewers are so delicious, I can't help but eat it too much.

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