The Class Genius Sitting Next to Me Is Always Trying To Flirt With Me

In the end, Lu Xiao's small note did not reach Ye Cheng's hand, because Xu Chao came down for inspection soon.

After the self-study get out of class, Jiang Jin was severely beaten for this behavior.

The grading of the mock exam is not as strict as the formal exam, and the teachers mark it quickly.

Lu Xiao was full of expectations and thought he got an A in the test, but when the mock test results came out, the results were far beyond his expectations.

——There are actually two A's!

With an excited heart, he pulled out a piece of paper folded in half from the dictionary with trembling hands, and opened it carefully.

Since seeing Ye Cheng flipping through the English dictionary every day, many people in the class have followed suit and bought a copy.

Although his book is still brand new, opening it occasionally will really help to accumulate vocabulary.

Lu Xiao spread out the piece of paper and placed it on the table. At the top of the page was printed the three characters "Contract".

Party A: eat oranges

Party B: Lu Dashuaibi

Party A and Party B sign this contract voluntarily on the basis of the principle of mutual benefit and under the premise of abiding by school rules and regulations.

It will take effect from the date of signing and will be terminated or renewed after both parties are admitted to the university.

For Party B's current requirements: (1) Obtain at least two A's in the two mock tests; (2) Obtain at least three A's in the exam; (3) The total score of senior three ranks in the top 200 of the stable grade; (4) Smoking and drinking are prohibited (a little Yes); (5) Fights and fights are prohibited; (6) Unless accompanied by Party A, it is forbidden to enter or leave bars and other entertainment places without permission.

For Party A's current requirements: (1) Responsible for teaching and answering all questions of Party B in learning, and must not be impatient or perfunctory; (2) Not abusive or personally attacking Party B, such as "Your English dishes are as good as mine. (3) Every time Party B makes progress, Party B should be given appropriate rewards (negotiable); (4) Unless accompanied by Party B, it is forbidden to enter or leave entertainment places such as bars without permission.

At the bottom are the signatures of "Eat Orange" and "Lu Dashuaibi" as well as the red handprint.

Obviously, the unreasonable request for Party A was forcibly added by Lu Xiao after the comparison.

He put a tick on the first line.

Completely accomplished!

So, what reward should Ye Cheng give?

Buy him free breakfast for a week? Hehehe, in that case, like a little girl who brings him breakfast every day and chases after him.

Not bad, not to annoy him, but also to save face.

When it comes to chasing people, Lu Xiao has a serious knowledge blind spot.

He only knew that from childhood to adulthood, the girls who chased him were delivering breakfast, lunch, dinner, and various gadgets.

In addition to the score requirements, there are other bonus points that can be exchanged for rewards.

Therefore, in order to achieve the effect of quitting smoking faster, Lu Xiao specially bought electronic cigarettes and smoking cessation candies.

Jiang Jin asked him to go to the settlement to smoke together, and he took the electronic cigarette with him.

After the two walked to the aisle, they found that the door was locked.

They haven't been here for a while and don't know when it was locked.

However, Building 2 was locked, and there was Building 1.

As they spoke, they walked through the corridor and went straight to the settlement of Building 1.

As soon as I reached the corner of the stairs, I heard voices coming from inside.

"Fuck, even those scumbags in class 20 can even make it into the top ten?"

"No, Lao Guo was still angry in the class this morning, saying that our class was overtaken, and drenched everyone's blood."

"Hmph, of course, it's not because of that Ye Cheng."

The last person's voice was Zhou Kai's.

Lu Xiao and Jiang Jin stopped at the same time, standing around the corner without moving.

Zhou Kai spat and scolded: "That guy who pretends to be compulsive can die if he doesn't make a fuss. I heard that he produced the mock exam this time. Do you think that class 20 can do poorly in the exam?"

"Fuck, is it true? He released a mock-up volume, who did you listen to?"

"Impossible, he's not a teacher."

Zhou Kai said angrily: "I heard it at Lao Guo's door. He said that it was said by an assistant teacher. This cub must have given their class a thorough exam. A class at the bottom can do so well, said Who doesn't laugh out loud when they go out. By the way, there is another one, in order to help their class cheat, he didn't even take the exam this time."

Lu Xiao's fists were slowly clenched, the knuckles creaked, and blue veins burst out on his forehead.

Zhou Kai continued to say: "What's even more funny is that the surnamed Lu actually got two A's in the test, and it has long been rumored that they have a leg..."

Halfway through his words, suddenly, a person rushed out of the corner.

Before he could react, a hand caught his neck and slammed it against the wall.

Lu Xiao lifted him up and lifted his feet off the ground.

All his weight was concentrated on that strong hand, and he almost rolled his eyes and the back of his head buzzed.

The other two were all dumbfounded and stood there dumbfounded.

One of them stammered and shouted, "One, one brother..."

Lu Xiao grabbed Zhou Kai's neck with one hand, stared at his flushed face, and mocked: "Say, why don't you continue?"

His expression was terrifyingly cold, and the other two were shivering.

Zhou Kai's face was flushed from being pinched, and he couldn't breathe. He struggled to grab his hand: "Brother...I, I was wrong...cough, I'm sorry..."

He spoke intermittently, out of breath.

Jiang Jin sneered: "Zhou Kai, Zhou Kai, you really can't cry without seeing the coffin. Do you think Lao Qi can cover you?"

Zhou Kai inhaled desperately, feeling that he was about to suffocate.

Just when he was about to be unfortunate, Lu Xiao suddenly let go, and he fell to the ground with a bang.

Lu Xiao turned his head and looked at the other two with a gloomy expression: "If you don't want to die, just let me go."

The two looked at each other and ran away in a hurry.

Lu Xiao raised his chin at Jiang Jin and gestured with his eyes.

Jiang Jin understood, turned around and left.

"Cough cough cough... cough cough..." Zhou Kai fell to the ground and coughed continuously, tears and snot on his face, and begged in fear, "Brother, please let me go. Damn me, I shouldn't talking about you behind your back."

Lu Xiao gave him a condescending look: "If you say the word 'Ye Cheng' again in the future, pack it for me and get out of No. 13 Middle School."

"I don't dare! I definitely don't!" Zhou Kai couldn't help but shivered, reached out and grabbed his trousers and cried, "Can I go? Brother, you got around me..."

"I can't." Lu Xiao's lips moved, his eyes filled with coldness, "Stay."

He didn't let Zhou Kai go, and didn't say what to do.

Zhou Kai was suffering in his heart like an ant on a hot pan, wishing he could go back in time five minutes ago and slap his two mouths to shut himself up.

Lu Xiao didn't allow him to go, and he didn't dare to go, so he could only hide on the ground.

Time passed by, the bell for class had already rang, and Lu Xiao still didn't want to let him leave.

Zhou Kai was about to cry, and the long-term psychological torture made him more uncomfortable than beating him.

Just when he couldn't stand it anymore, Jiang Jin hurried over, carrying two plastic bags in his hands.

Seeing him coming, Lu Xiao nodded to him.

When Jiang Jin took out the contents of the bag, Zhou Kai was dumbfounded.

Inside are four boxes of durian, and four boxes of stinky tofu.

Are they... planning to have a picnic here?

Lu Xiao looked at him with his arms crossed and said, "Since your mouth is so stinky, it will make you stinier."

He pointed to the pile of things in a very unreasonable tone: "eat them all for me, not a single drop is allowed to be left."

Zhou Kai, like being struck by lightning, opened his mouth wide, unable to speak.

"I'll let you eat it, but I don't understand, why don't you want the Lord to feed you?" Jiang Jin slapped him on the forehead.

Zhou Kai endured his nausea and opened the lid. Just smelling the durian smell made him feel sick, let alone eat four boxes.

Jiang Jin said with a smile: "Eat it quickly, don't waste food, it cost your father and me hundreds of **** dollars."

With tears in his eyes, Zhou Kai stuffed durian into his mouth while sobbing and vomited.

Lu Xiao looked at him with a bad expression. If he had changed it before, he might have just beat him up and it would have ended, instead of really using this method.

But the moment he heard Ye Cheng's name just now, he was going crazy.

No one, not even Tianwang Laozi, can say anything bad about this person in front of him.

Otherwise, he couldn't control his madness.

This was something he had never expected before, and he did it without even thinking about it.

——It turns out that he already cares about him so much.

When Zhou Kai ate the third box, he was already retching with tears, and his whole head was dizzy, as if there were a hundred flies surrounding him.

Lu Xiao calmed down a little with the mint-flavored quit smoking candy.

"How stinky." Jiang Jin pinched his nose and asked him for a smoking cessation candy.

After Zhou Kai took the last bite, he couldn't help lying beside the wall and wanted to vomit, holding his stomach in tears, as if he had collapsed.

Lu Xiao put the box of smoking cessation candies in his pocket and said to him, "If you get out about this mock test, I'll kill you."

He didn't seem to be joking at all.

Zhou Kai hurriedly said: "I won't say it again! Hiccup... I, I will tell them about those two people. First brother, you believe me! I swear!"

He couldn't stand still, and his calves were shaking desperately.

Lu Xiao gave him a gloomy look before letting him go back to class.

After Zhou Kai left, Jiang Jin scratched his head and asked curiously, "Brother Xiao, did Brother Orange really produce the papers this time? He was really calm, and he never uploaded any question bank in the class."

Only the people in Class Twenty knew that Ye Cheng had never had a "through question".

Every little bit of their progress is due to the recent change in the overall climate.

Lu Xiao was silent for a while, didn't answer him, chewed the smoking cessation candy and left.

Jiang Jin followed suspiciously, intuition that he didn't seem very happy.

After returning to class, Jiang Jin received Tan Xiaoqi's WeChat.

She sent a link: Winter bachelor party, jointly organized by five high schools on Shanhai Road, specially prepared for you who are single.

Slogan: Want to show your affection in front of your friends and make them jealous? Do you want to enjoy unbridled youth without regrets? At 8:00 p.m. on November 30, the party hall of No. 3 Shanhai Road will be there.

Jiang Jin: [...? Little sister, what do you mean? 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [Aren't you lost in love, why don't you try your luck. If you don't want to make friends, you can have a drink together. 】

Jiang Jin: [Are you going too? Do you have a boyfriend yet? 】

Tan Xiaoqi: [My boyfriend is going too, is there any problem? I sent it to everyone in our class. 】

He typed the words "You are awesome", and before he sent it out, he saw the message above that he had received Ye Cheng's message.

Restrain: [What's wrong with Lu Xiao, I feel lethargic. 】

Jiang Jin looked back and saw that Lu Xiao was lying on the table, it didn't look like he was sleeping.

He briefly said what happened just now, omitting Zhou Kai's talk about the mock test and Lu Xiao forcing him to eat stinky tofu and durian.

Sometimes, although he didn't understand the relationship between Lu Xiao and Ye Cheng, he still knew what to say and what not to say.

This innate desire to survive is like treating his brother and his brother's wife like a mother.

Jiang Jian was so absurd by this idea, **** **** brother and wife, if Ye Cheng knew, he could wipe his neck on the spot.

The phone vibrated, drawing his attention back.

Restrain: [So Zhou Kai scolded me, and then he was unhappy? He was so kind, yet he didn't start with Zhou Kai? 】

Jiang Jin typed slightly with a guilty conscience: [No, he said he didn't fight anymore. 】

Ye Cheng was thoughtful, but he always felt that this was not quite like Lu Xiao.

After class, he went to the back row to take a look, this time Lu Xiao was really asleep, facing the window sideways.

Instead of stepping up to wake people up, he went straight to Class 18.

Ye Cheng walked to the back door of Class 18, and happened to come across a man who was wearing headphones and shaking his head.

The boy sang as he walked: "Whose eyes locked me..."

"Classmate, can I trouble you and ask Zhou Kai to come out?" Ye Cheng stopped him.

The man looked up to see him, and suddenly his eyes became like a ghost in the daytime.

He tore off his earphones, raised his hand in a panic, and made a vow: "I, I promise not to spread rumors! I'm very strict, and I will never talk nonsense! Brother Orange, spare your life!"

This person was the one who smoked with Zhou Kai in the corridor.

Ye Cheng was confused, not knowing when she became a being similar to Lu Xiao.

The people in their class are called "Brother Orange", mostly to copy his homework and play it. And this dear man, obviously he is not playing, he is treating him as a big brother.

"What are you talking about?" As soon as he finished asking this sentence, the man ran away.

When he ran to the top of the stairs, he tripped over his left foot and almost fell down.

"..."

Ye Cheng didn't know why, so he had to find another girl and asked her to call Zhou Kai out.

Three minutes later, Zhou Kai came out dejectedly, and there was a strange smell coming from him.

When he saw Ye Cheng standing in front of him, his eyes widened with fright, thinking he was here to trouble him again.

"Orange...Brother Orange..." he whispered, like a mosquito humming.

Ye Cheng was taken a step back by him, and frowned: "What are you doing?"

It stinks like this.

Zhou Kai immediately broke down when he saw his disgusting expression.

He suddenly squatted down, hugged Ye Cheng's calf and whimpered: "I dare not, Brother Cheng! You treat me as a mute, when I don't exist! I will never say this again! Please, don't And the first brother sue me like woo woo woo woo."

There were people coming and going in the corridor, all watching them.

Ye Cheng embarrassedly wanted to pull his leg out, but this guy used the strength to suckle and hugged him tightly, he couldn't break free.

"Fuck you... let go! Are you sick?" Ye Cheng couldn't bear it any longer.

Zhou Kai cried into tears: "I'm sick! I'm sick! I'm a beast, I'm not a human!!"

Ye Cheng: "..."

Passing girls walked around them one after another, pointing at the two of them.

"Damn it, isn't this the boss of Class 18? Why is he so cowardly?"

"The one with his thighs seems to be the first in our grade... Ye Cheng, the monitor of Class 20."

"What do you mean? So Ye Cheng is not only a school tyrant, but also a school tyrant? Even Zhou Kai is so afraid of him."

"My God, he's here! His face is red with anger, hurry up, hurry up!"

Ye Cheng collapsed very much. It took a lot of effort for him to drag Zhou Kai to a corner where no one was there, forcing him to ask what happened.

Zhou Kai scolded himself for a while, and finally snorted and said, "Brother Orange, I really won't spread this thing again, can you tell Brother Xiao to stop looking at me."

"He found someone to stare at you?" Ye Cheng asked.

Zhou Kai wiped away his tears and hiccupped: "Didn't you all come in person, just to check if I have leaked anything."

Ye Cheng was speechless and felt that he couldn't communicate with him, so he had to let him go.

When he came back from Class 18, the classes next to him avoided him, as if he was some kind of beast.

When he got to the classroom, he saw that Lu Xiao woke up and was scribbling on a piece of paper with a pen.

Ye Cheng pushed him away from the table and sat down beside him.

Lu Xiao immediately covered the paper with his backhand, turned to him and said, "Is something wrong?"

Ye Cheng asked calmly, "Did you let Zhou Kai eat stinky tofu?"

Lu Xiao's eyebrows twitched, and the conditioned reflex wanted to look in Jiang Jin's direction.

"I asked him myself, he didn't tell anyone." Ye Cheng added.

Lu Xiao stopped talking and stared at the table with a deaf ear.

Ye Cheng saw the piece of paper he was pressing, and felt a little familiar, so he reached out to get it.

Lu Xiao seemed to have broken the jar, but he didn't stop him and let him turn the paper over.

In the "Contract", Party B ticked half of Article 5, but not all of them.

Ye Cheng didn't expect him to be so serious.

He glanced at Lu Xiao and said, "Where's the pen?"

Lu Xiao thought he was going to tick off that tick, but he couldn't resist, so he handed him the pen in his hand glumly.

Just cross it out, it's because he didn't keep the promise.

Forcing classmates to eat stinky tofu and durian is more serious than fighting.

Ye Cheng picked up the pen, and the tip of the pen fell on the paper.

Lu Xiao turned his head away, not wanting to look at it.

There was a rustling, rustling, and there was the sound of a fountain pen and paper rubbing.

He couldn't help but turn around and take a peek.

I saw that Ye Cheng had completed the tick mark and re-drawn it a few times.

Lu Xiao stared blankly at the hook, unable to react.

Ye Cheng smiled and said, "You did a good job, but you didn't beat him, it deserves a compliment."

Lu Xiao looked at him in surprise, feeling caught off guard.

"If he said that in front of me, I might rub his head against the ground." Ye Cheng also looked at him and said.

It took several seconds before Lu Xiao realized what he meant—he was complimenting himself.

His face was red indistinctly, like a child in kindergarten who got this week's little red flower for the first time.

His back straightened involuntarily, and the corners of his mouth pursed to avoid smiling too conspicuously.

"You don't have to do it, I'll take care of these people," he said in a low voice.

In his heart, Ye Cheng's hands were white and slender, spotless.

These hands are suitable for making papers, for practicing calligraphy, for saving lives and helping the wounded, and for doing everything related to art and dedication.

But only not suitable for hitting people.

This kind of thing, let him come.

Lu Xiao endured it for a while, but still couldn't hold back, and said to him, "Can you stop helping them with their papers next time? You are the one who works hard and bears no grudges, and you are the one who is being talked about behind their backs. The old trash can't do without you, right?"

A bunch of idiots who made bad problems by themselves, and let him take the blame.

Hearing the unhappiness in his tone, Ye Cheng thought to himself, I'm not helping them.

If this school didn't have you, I wouldn't come at all.

However, he only murmured a few words, then nodded and coaxed: "I have made it clear to the teachers about the style of the proposition, and I will not participate in the next mock test."

Lu Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Cheng thought about it and said, "Because you are so worried about me, I will invite you to a bar."

From the time the "Contract" came into effect, Lu Xiao had stopped drinking for several weeks.

Including the day Jiang Yirong left, he didn't take a sip when he didn't lose the game.

Compared with the previous time, I went to the bar to arrest people every three or five times, which was much better.

When Yecheng manages the company, he pays attention to relaxation and will not blindly let employees work overtime to oppress them.

When managing his own men, he is also relaxed and relaxed, giving a candy with a stick, which has always been handy.

Sure enough, Lu Xiao's eyes immediately became bright.

"You want to treat me to a drink? You're not begging me, are you?"

"If you don't have a donkey, you'll be fine the day after tomorrow. If you don't get drunk, you won't go home."

Lu Xiao was excited: "As you said, don't break the appointment. Brother, I want you to see what a real mass is."

The thought of Ye Cheng asking him to drink alone made him very excited.

It's normal for brothers to drink alcohol, but if it's an affair...

Well, maybe Ye Cheng doesn't think he's an ambiguous object, it's just his one-sided feeling, but that's exciting enough.

...is a man who understands, hehe.

That night, Lu Xiao fell into insomnia, and his mind was full of Ye Cheng who drank too much and was red all over.

Fuck, what if he really drinks too much?

No, he can't take advantage of people's dangers, he is a righteous gentleman, a righteous gentleman!

Lu Xiao continued to take deep breaths and frantically did psychological construction.

Calm down, don't act like an uninitiated brat.

He rolled on the bed for a while, still without sleepiness, and simply got up to find matching clothes.

A pink shirt...isn't it too coquettish?

White... Forget it, he hates white.

The rest is black or blue, black or blue?

At 3:30 in the morning, Jiang Jin was commanding the team to open up wasteland.

The phone vibrated several times, and he opened it with a yawn and looked at it.

Suspect X: [[Picture]]

Suspect X: [[Picture]]

Suspect X: [[Picture]]

Suspect X: [[Picture]]

Suspect X: [Which one looks good? 】

Jiang Jin: [Are you going to dance now? Hey, don't call me, are you polite? 】

Suspect X: [Not now, but the day after tomorrow. 】

Jiang Jin: [? ? ? 】

Jiang Jin: [Go the day after tomorrow, are you picking clothes at three o'clock today? Are you dating a peerless beauty? 】

Suspect X: [He is a peerless handsome guy, choose one quickly. 】

Jiang Jin: [Cough, cough, the second one. Brother Xiao, aren't you in love? 】

Suspect X: [No, you think too much, I don't fall in love. 】

Jiang Jin: [Okay, which bar are you going to tomorrow, I also have a date hehe, why don't you help me pick out clothes? 】

Suspect X: [Send it here. 】

The two of them helped each other choose their styles and chatted all night.

In class the next day, Shuangshuang was named by Wang Lili and thrown out of the corridor to stand.

With a smile on the corner of Lu Xiao's mouth, he looked up at the blue sky outside.

Although the viewing angle in the corridor is limited, and he can only see that side of the world, he still thinks it is very beautiful.

Jiang Jin pondered: "I saw you in the emo yesterday, why is it like a chicken blood shot today."

"I'm going to see someone important tomorrow night, you don't understand." Lu Xiao said proudly.

Jiang Jin said, "It's a coincidence that I'm going to meet someone important. If possible, it might be my future daughter-in-law."

Lu Xiao looked at him: "Come on."

Jiang Jin nodded vigorously: "You too!"

At 7:30 p.m. the next day, Lu Xiao changed his clothes half an hour earlier and went to Shanhai Road.

It was already very cold in Nandu in November. He just wore a black shirt. The loose shirt was paired with trousers of the same color. There was a taste between a man and a boy.

The hair was specially scratched with the styling, the collar was wearing a collarbone chain, the index finger was wearing a ring, and the Red Devils were replaced by Audemars Piguet.

Caution is everywhere.

As soon as he stopped at the gate of No. 3 Shanhai Road, he immediately attracted countless attention.

The girls who came and went were all dressed up beautifully and passed by him in groups. For every ten that passed, five stopped to ask him for WeChat.

Lu Xiao refused one by one, then turned around and looked behind him.

This is a Qing bar, but the number of customers seems to be a bit abnormal today.

He waited for Ye Cheng at the door with doubts until he saw a group of people coming from a distance.

Jiang Jin waved his hand and shouted, "Brother Xiao, why are you here? I thought you were going on a date at Hi Bar."

There were several people standing beside him, Li Junxiao, Tan Xiaoqi, Zhou Minhao, Huang Shengan.

and leaf orange.

Lu Xiao was stunned.