The Collection of The End

"The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought it was only me, the old grandson, who couldn't sleep. It turns out that you, Miss Jingjing, didn't sleep either."

"..."

After the complaints about the stupid system came true, I was a little confused at first, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed reasonable.

Although Brother Monkey most of the time gives the impression that he is the Monkey King or Sun Xingzhe who shouts "Take a stick from my old grandson", but in fact he knows quite a lot, not counting all kinds of nameless little monsters, just The ones I remember are: transforming into Gao Cuilan to trick Zhu Bajie, transforming into a nine-tailed old fox to trick gold horns and silver horns, transforming into a Bull Demon King to trick iron fans and jade-faced foxes, transforming into Baihua Shy to trick Kui Mulang, and transforming into a handsome little monk to trick gold. White-nosed rat spirit...

Phew, isn’t the ratio of women’s clothing a bit high?

In short, if I look back and see Stephen Chow now, it is entirely possible.

Therefore, I should respond to the previous sentence "I don't know why the gang leader can't sleep" according to the procedure? Or just call him "dead monkey" and set him on fire?

Or "You look like a bubbas"? You can also just draw the sword and place it on his neck... It seems that I only have a magic wand.

In short, let’s take a look at what image Monkey Brother is using now.

"……Well."

After turning around, before he had time to organize his words, the lines he had planned for him disappeared.

He really dared to wear it!

Wearing a purple gold crown with a phoenix tail on his head, wearing a chain of gold armor, and walking on lotus root silk, the whole "person" is shining with gold even at midnight.

This standard outfit of the Monkey King is too exaggerated on Earth, but in Asgard, it is even a bit plain compared to those Aesir warriors who don't know how to match their clothes except for gold.

The only problem is that the owner of this outfit is a rough-faced thunderous man - well, wait, is Odin considered a "Thunder God"?

"...Where did you get this deformed horse?" I finally asked.

Brother Monkey's appearance at this moment is very close to "the unrivaled hero wearing golden armor and holy clothes", but the problem is that he is not riding on colorful auspicious clouds, but riding a tall strange horse.

Just looking at the upper body, it can be said to be a "magic horse", but below... this horse actually has eight legs. It's okay to stand still, but once it starts to move, the steps with different frequencies make it look like a jellyfish. .

"Hey, as a 'Bi Ma Wen', isn't it reasonable to take the horse out for a walk?" Brother Monkey patted the horse's head and smiled at me: "Although the walk was a little far."

"Walking from the Golden Palace to the World Tree is still 'a little'? And this is obviously Odin's eight-legged horse 'Sleipnir', right? It actually lets you ride it? Asgard has a 'but' Marvin's this position?" Because there are so many flaws, I didn't even have time to complain about his gorgeous equipment.

"Hehe, of course not," Brother Monkey jumped off the horse: "But as long as someone is 'responsible for taking care of the horse', I can remove his position."

The superior takes over, right?

"So, why are you here?" I looked at Sleipnir's not-so-intelligent black eyes. He might not even know why he was here.

This horse is a typical victim of myths. Ordinary horses have four legs. In order to show that it is fast, the compilers of the myth set Odin's mount to have "eight legs", without even thinking that it would be easier to run with eight legs. Instead of fighting each other, it would be better to give him a pair of wings like the Valkyries.

"Why?]" Brother Monkey chuckled: "Of course it's because no one invited me to the 'Peach Club', so I came to the 'Taoyuan' for a big meal."

"But the Hall of Valor is holding a banquet at any time, right?" I looked at the World Tree: "And it doesn't grow peaches either?"

"That's not important," Brother Monkey patted the eight-legged strange horse on the shoulder: "Anyway, it's just an excuse for 'Havoc in Heaven' or 'Twilight of the Gods'."

"Wait a minute..." I belatedly put together the information given by Brother Monkey: "Did you also cause trouble in the 'Dragon Palace' and 'Underworld' before?"

"I'm actually not sure about this," Brother Monkey pointed towards the roots of the World Tree: "'Nidhogg' and 'Earthly Serpent Jörmungandr' are eating the roots of the World Tree. What do you think of them?" Which lair is more like a 'Dragon Palace'?】"

"...So you beat them both up? Well done."

The Mortal Python is mainly shaped like an Eastern dragon, while Nidhogg has a dragon in his name. This beating was not unjust for both sides.

"Hehe,]" Brother Monkey scratched his head: "Let me tell you, you did a pretty good job when you were making trouble in the underworld.]"

……it is as expected.

Generally speaking, no matter which cultural circle, the atmosphere in the Kingdom of the Dead should be heavy and solemn. Under normal circumstances, there will not even be fights, let alone the magic-modified version of Fallout 4 like Helm Underworld. Several major forces There was endless fighting.

This scene inexplicably coincides with the same poem: "Here I go to Quantai to recruit the old troops, and I will kill Yama with a hundred thousand banners."

And my behavior of leading people from the inside out is, in a nutshell, "modifying the book of life and death."

So, there is no problem at all if the overall action is described as "making trouble in the underworld".

But then...

"Are you actively promoting 'Twilight of the Gods'?" I asked Brother Monkey: "I just had a chance to trigger it, but chose to give up. Is there no problem?"

"As expected of you," Brother Monkey clapped his hands: "But it was just an experiment in the first place. If you really decided to ignore all the creatures in the nine realms and directly trigger the 'Twilight of the Gods', I would be more distressed. After all, that This situation doesn’t end well, hehe.]”

"What's the reason? You won't do anything meaningless." I looked towards the residence of the group of people I brought out before: "Fenrir, Shirter, and Baldr should be arranged by you, right? Don’t say I bumped into them by accident, it was too much of a coincidence.”

"Of course, I was pushing it. Silly dogs are okay, but the soul of the fire giant is obviously not strong enough, and he was completely stupid during the transfer. As for the reason..." Brother Monkey's voice became serious: "I'm going to Dig this 'World Tree' away.]"

...As expected of you.

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"Although your 'Divine Universe' is huge and complex, it does not have a 'skeleton'," Brother Monkey threw the eight-legged horse to the bottom of the World Tree to let it graze on its own, and began to tell me about his plan: "Say It may not sound nice, but it is like a 'paralyzed fat man'. Except for worlds with followers, the cycle of almost all worlds relies on the 'virtual dimension' to act as a transit point, and you have to borrow its power. Creating a 'reincarnation world' has caused fundamental obstacles to the operation of the world's resources. As it approaches higher dimensions, this situation has become more serious. Some worlds have even come into contact with higher-dimensional worlds without any arrangements. This is very unsafe behavior.]”

"Ah...oh..."

Although I understand it, I don’t seem to understand it completely. In short, it is just a problem left over from history.

"Marvel's 'Nine Kingdoms' is just the opposite. Although it is based on Norse mythology and looks very bluffing, it is just an empty frame with almost no details at all." Monkey pointed towards the World Tree. : "For example, those 'Haim's, not to mention the lazily set 'Wasteland', 'Ice World' and other places, just talk about the residences of the Warner Protoss, Dwarves, Light and Dark Elves, let these 'Haim' 'If you name more than ten places and people, they can't do it at all, because the data is empty.]"

"To put it simply, it's because the editorial department was lazy and didn't set the settings." I understood this time: "Don't even mention the concept of the nine kingdoms. Just talking about the earth, cities and countries other than New York almost don't exist. ——Oh, no, the Soviet Union and Russia always have various evil plans and villains, and Country C also..."

"I'm in the Divine Spear Bureau.]" Brother Monkey said suddenly.

"……What?"

"Because the Supreme Mage Ancient One went to find you, everything related to her has been redefined, including the Divine Spear Bureau of Country C," Brother Monkey replied: "I have made some 'little' adjustments to this concept. The details of the changes cannot be disclosed, but the 'divine spear' refers specifically to my 'Ruyi Golden Cudgel'.]"

"Isn't that invincible? Thanos comes and Bang Bang helps him finish the job."

"But I was promised that my force can only be used for defense," Brother Monkey spread his hands: "That 'Zheng Xian' is not good at fighting, but he is good at negotiating. I listened to what he said. , I just heard the feeling of Master reciting the tightening mantra.]"

"It can only be used for defense? Then..."

"You want to ask Thanos? I can say this, anyone protected by the 'Spear of God' will not be affected by the effect of 'killing half of all living things in the universe'."

"That's good."

"The topic has gone too far, let's go back to the nine kingdoms," Brother Monkey said instead: "According to Nordic mythology, the World Tree will be destroyed in the 'Twilight of the Gods', but it will not happen here in Marvel. After all, Midgar Virtue, the earth will continue to exist, and only the entire Asgard will be destroyed.]"

Then he was intercepted by Thanos halfway.

"After Ragnarok occurs, the situation of the World Tree is like a deciduous tree that has lost all its leaves in winter. Just 'dig out' its root system together with the soil and 'transplant' it into your divine universe, and you're done," Brother Monkey nodded and said: "Since you refuse to use the Ragnarok elements I gathered to open Ragnarok, then wait until the next time you have to open it."

"..."

Although there is absolutely nothing wrong with Brother Monkey's words, I always feel that something is wrong. That is the Monkey King, the Monkey King. How can he do things in such an honest and step-by-step manner?

After thinking about it a little deeper, I discovered the blind spot I just had.

For Brother Monkey, one thing cannot be judged by the result, but by the process. For example, everyone knows that Tang Monk and his disciples successfully reached the Western Heaven and achieved enlightenment. Why do they still watch the replay every summer with gusto?

So, what are the benefits to him of turning on Ragnarok?

"Brother Monkey, no, Great Sage," I raised my eyes and looked at him: "You want to 'step on the southern sky and shatter the sky', right?"

"Yes, is it so obvious?]" Monkey King laughed out loud: "I seem to be suffering from the disease of 'if I don't smash the splendid and magnificent buildings to pieces, I will die'."

"Odin is not the Jade Emperor. He rose to the top because of his ability."

"Isn't that just right?]"

Forget it... The Great Sage will no longer be the Great Sage if he listens to the advice, and I don't have a tight curse or anything.

"But, since you have already refused once, 'Twilight of the Gods' should not happen again in a short time. I am going to go somewhere else.]" The Great Sage turned to say.

"Where to go?" Since I am running around, I am not qualified to stop others.

"Maybe I'll go to DC and capture my cousin.]" The Great Sage tapped on his golden armor.

Cousin?

call--

As a gust of wind blew by, the set of golden and gorgeous armor instantly transformed into another form - a set of yellow and black ferocious armor.

"Isn't it...deathstroke?"

"Exactly," the voice of the great sage who turned into Deathstroke changed slightly: "The name of this image is 'Slade Joseph Wilson', the cousin of 'Deadpool' who has a lot of things."

Theoretically speaking, the Great Sage should have taken over the position of Deadpool, but he may have thought that uniform was too stupid, so he gave up that identity and abducted Deathstroke's identity from next door.

Now that both sides can travel between worlds, Deadpool can no longer escape his dear cousin.

However, now there is a bigger problem. When the Great Sage wears someone else's vest, the effect of the original identity disappears - for example, "Bima Wen".

Xilulu——!

Sleipnir regained consciousness at the same time that the Great Sage's transformation was completed. It seemed not to understand what was happening. It looked left and right, let out a long hiss, turned into a ray of silver light and rose into the sky, heading straight towards the Golden Palace. Fly in the direction.

"Who is it!" "You are not allowed to trespass into the 'Fountain of Urd'!" "Surrender quickly!"

Such an obvious movement immediately attracted five or six Valkyries patrolling in the air. Because the eight-legged horses ran too fast, they could not catch up, so they surrounded me and the Great Sage who were still in the same place.

"It doesn't matter that I was discovered, but Monkey King, you...go to DC to hide first?" I looked at Monkey King.

"This is a good opportunity,]" the great sage's voice sounded dull: "I'll teach you a new magic."

"What?"

Click.

The Great Sage broke off a twig from the World Tree with his backhand, and then pointed the twig at the Valkyries one by one under the angry eyes: "Petrify them all!]"

The seven Valkyries who had surrounded the Great Sage were all frozen in place, unable to move.

"Hmm...]" The Great Sage looked around, then nodded: "This is right."

We have to recreate the details from before "Havoc in Heaven", right?

I'm the one cleaning up the mess?

"I'll leave it to you next, hehehe.]" Great Sage, no, Deathstroke raised his hand and threw the twig of the world tree he had just broken, and then his whole person quickly faded and disappeared from this world.

The eyes of the Valkyries, whose only eyes could move, followed the twig flying in the air, and finally landed on me who caught it.

"call……"

I sighed and said what I should have said from the beginning:

"This stinky monkey!"