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　　 "Haha, it's so cute."

　　 "Little girl, you need to be pure and kind to be cute. How old are we? We should have enjoyed the love of our parents at home and enjoyed this wonderful time."

　　 "Even if we come to the palace, we must at least keep our heart."

　　 "When you are young, you think too much, so you get old faster. Even if you want something, you have to fight for it with arrogance."

　　 "Those intriguing measures will always be revealed. If you want to win for the rest of your life, you must let yourself stand on the commanding heights."

　　 "Of course, not everyone can use this kind of experience, but Gu Zheng'er, I still hope, that the few of us who live in the same bed should not engage in these intrigues."

　　 "I said so, do you understand?"

　　 The tears of the girl Gao, who has been grabbing her face all the time, are rolling in her eyes. She wants to say something, but her mouth is woof... and she can’t say it.

The other girl who followed her in the same bed hurriedly replied for her: "Sister Gu, we know. No matter how our sisters behave outside, we promise that in this dormitory, we absolutely Take my sister Gu’s horse head!"

Seeing the girl's answer sincerely, Gu Zheng didn't laugh. He just looked slowly at the two girls who hadn't responded. After seeing one and two of them, he nodded his head, and then he still wanted to drag it. The cheeky hand was released.

Gu Zheng released his hand. In order to show his uneasy nature, he did not forget to put the fingers holding Sister Gao’s cheek to the tip of his nose and smell it affectionately, using an extremely threatening tone. The post-match summary was made softly.

"Hey, it smells good. This is the jasmine powder that was just sent from the palace. If anyone of you wants to provoke me, I don’t mind if there is an extra handful of beauty’s blood under the jasmine tree at the entrance of our courtyard. Fertilizer."

　　 What this said made the most daring but most embarrassing sister Gao on the table burst into tears.

　　 She cried sobbingly, it attracted the attention of the people behind her, Zheng Xiu-nu who had been watching the movement outside the house.

　　 Gu Zheng, who has always been keen on the sight of others, looked back at the other person when he raised his eyes. After seeing the person clearly, Gu Zheng understood why he was troubled.

　　 Behind every amorous emperor, there is a cousin who never leaves.

　　 Of course, this cousin is an eternal role in countless major heroine books.

　　 It may be a female partner, or a female third, but it is more of cannon fodder, stepping stone, or a shield.

　　 Whenever the word with a watch appears, everyone will say: I fuck, my cousin is here.

　　Because this means that a shit-chucking stick with family ties will fight you through the pressure of family and elders...The most disgusting enemy has appeared.

　　 Cousin is a creature that can't be beaten or scolded, and sometimes even a male protagonist can't do anything about it.

　　 If the heroine is a self-improving person, it would be better, but if it is a little white flower of the Virgin, then it will be a creature like a cousin, crying to the bully.

　　 Could it be that Gu Zheng, who was also treated by the hostess, was targeted by his cousin at such an early time?

　　 Various thoughts in Gu Zheng's mind kept turning, and the cousin whose surname Zheng had been staring at him never stopped.

　　 Behind her were two beautiful women who lived in the same bed. Although they were of the same identity, the staggered half-step and the same manners looked like the queen mother’s family, the emperor’s cousin’s maidservant and classmate.

　　 This is really the good ones will not come, the ones who come are not good.

　　 Gu Zheng was a little grumpy in his heart, slapped the table and stood up.

　　 At this time, the anxiety in his heart reached an unprecedented height.

Gu Zheng has a voice of frustration and anger and wants to vent. Of course, the first target he wants to vent is not these poor women, but the culprit who caused all this, maybe books. The only man who would appear among them was the emperor of this country, Situ Jingming.

And it was this kind of substantive anger and Gu Zheng's sudden getting up, which immediately interrupted Cousin Zheng's pace of continuing to find faults. Because of this delay, Gu Zheng slapped the table with her hand just now. The corner of... just fell off.

　　 At this moment, both the people inside and outside the door lowered their heads together, and looked at the small triangular wooden block about an inch thick that fell on the ground in a dazed manner.

　　 Gu Zheng slightly repented: hand error.

　　 Sister Gao rolled her eyes: dizzy.

　　Cousin Zheng carrying her skirt: escape.

　　 Other onlookers: Poke the exclamation mark above the head, (⊙o⊙) Oh!

　　 is just a moment of effort. Except for the unlucky life of Sister Gao, who can't take care of herself, everyone else reacted without demeanor, and fled without a trace when the wind was blowing.

　　 instead, he left Gu Zheng alone on the scene, not only to clean up the unfinished dishes and chopsticks, but also to carry the slightly plump sister Gao back on the bed.

　　 Because of such a disturbance, the flame that Gu Zheng had just popped out just went out.

　　 After he calmed down, he asked Xiao Wangshu with a little doubt: "How did I offend the most powerful cousin of the Zheng family among those beautiful women?"

　　 "For so many days of life in the palace, except for the etiquette training and talent explanation courses that must be reported on time during the week, I even eat in the house."

Compared with those pretty girls who want to make some noise in the small garden outside, from the hall of etiquette class to the residence of Xunfang Hall, who also think of chance encounters, he is One of the most honest.

　　 There must be some reason for this.

　　 No, just when Gu Zheng was puzzled, laughing and forgetting the book was not a waste of work in the past two days, and he immediately took up the conversation.

　　 "Master Gu, it's not right, it's Gu Nai, it's not right, it's Grandma Gu, let me tell you, based on the analysis of the intelligence I collected, it's probably because of Gu's overwhelming running script that caused trouble."

"You forgot, your calligraphy and painting teacher, after seeing your running script in class, he once praised him personally. Even Tanhua Lang, who is famous for his painting and calligraphy this year, does not necessarily have your good handwriting. Son."

　　 "Maybe because of this, this cousin Zheng will make things difficult for you."

　　 "Because, the emperor of the Great Wei Kingdom is an arty emperor who likes the poems of celebrities the most."

　　 "His harem, nowadays the most favored concubine lady is said to be a talented woman."

　　 "And his cousin, who is now the natal family of the Queen Mother of the Great Wei Kingdom, is no more than a clay leg that has learned a few tricks after being honored and honored."

　　 "Look at the sturdyness of that family. Can she please that talented and beautiful woman? That's weird."

　　 Oh, it's the same.

　　 The wood show in the forest wind will destroy it.

　　 Being a person is too good, and it can easily arouse the jealousy of others.

　　 The reason has been found, how should Gu Zheng deal with it?

you still need to ask?

　　 is already like this, who would dare to trouble him Gu Zheng'er.

　　 Gu Zheng, who smiled evilly, slapped the table and took a picture of the corner of the small case beside the bed.

　　 When he saw the sawdust flying, he suddenly realized that there was no one to provoke him, and his strength could be taken back.

　　 Regarding his carelessness, he also smiled: "Haha, this is not the time of Gongdou, there is no need to exert such a great effort."

　　 Just because he was facing Gao Xiu's bed, Gu Zheng missed this shot because of him, and after another word, the girl lying on the bed shook twice unnaturally.

　　The tall girl who was trying hard to hide in the bed was shivering, she didn't dare to make a loud noise.

　　 This Gu Xiu-nv, who has just been found to be very different, seems, probably, there may be any misunderstanding of the term Gongdou?

　　 If all the struggles between women were interpreted by him in this way, Miss Gao felt that even if she entered the palace and was favored, she would never fight Gu Zheng'er.

　　 However, the girl Gao who thought about it again shivered again, but this time she was not afraid but happy.

　　 Because Miss Gao, who thinks about it the other way around, thinks that she knows that Gu Zheng'er is powerful, but others don't know, maybe this is an invincible sharp knife for her Gao Honglan, which can have a miraculous effect at some point.

As a result, Gu Zheng, who thought he had solved the trouble, didn’t know that the few girls who witnessed his greatness in the midst of today were so ingenious and very tacit that they were silent about the strength and equipment he showed that were different from ordinary people. Quandang never saw it.

　　 Not only did they no longer trouble Gu Zheng, but they also took the initiative to prevent him from a lot of troubles from other girls.

　　 The straight-pipe man who is as simple as Gu Zheng was escorted by these few people and waited smoothly until the day when the list of palace selections was released.

　　 At this time, the girls who are capable and qualified to stand next to Gu Zheng have no more than seventy or eighty people left.

　　 Every one is a good girl who is one in a million, with outstanding looks.

　　 At this time, whether it is possible to get into the quota of less than fifty, it all depends on luck.

　　 It’s not Gu Zheng, he has never panicked when he competes for small chance opportunities and events that rely solely on great luck.

　　 Maybe before, but not now.

No, after the list of the fifty people was read by the female officials in the palace, it is no surprise that the two lowest-identified women in this year's show, Gu Zheng'er and Gao Honglan's names, appeared in both. In the list.

　　 This is the normal state of the superior.

　　 They wish that every show girl would be like Gu Zheng.

　　 A woman from a poor family background, unless she has the posture of Shen Yuluoyan, Moonlight and Shameful Flower, even if she was lucky enough to be retained by His Majesty, her level of reward won't be high.

　　 The position of the high-ranking concubines is pitiful. Although the emperor has been in power for only three years, there are many old people in the mansion.

　　 Nowadays, the rank is above the second grade, and the queen, the fourth concubine, and the wife have occupied the third place, but there are still two vacant places left, always leaving a chance for the people behind.

　　 Everyone was fighting like a black eye. Now that the first batch of newcomers have passed after the past three years, they can be regarded as the wave of people who have the most opportunity among the new dynasty and the new emperor.

　　 Can those old people in their mansion not be vigilant and try their best to exclude dangerous people?

　　 What do you think, Gu Zheng, the daughter of the Seventh Grade Sesame Officer, must also occupy a place.

　　 Things went through so smoothly. Gu Zheng didn't know how the girls who had never appeared on the list spent their last night.

　　 Even on this last night, there was no peace in the bedroom next to it. The noisy footsteps, unwilling crying, and the sound of angry raps from the maids never awakened the sleeping Gu Zheng.

In the early morning of the next day, when Gu Zheng was groomed and dressed up under the attendance of the maid of ceremonies, and put on a uniform audience skirt, he learned from the mouth of Gao Honglan, who was slightly close because he was also selected on the list, the end of last night. what happened.

　　 It turned out that in the room in their cubicle, there were three show girls who had appeared on the list.

　　 Someone started vomiting and diarrhea inexplicably in the middle of the night. After being seen by the doctor in the palace, he was moved to the side hall overnight.

　　 There is the place where the sick maid is placed in the palace, and the people inside can't be released from it until the illness is cured.

　　 The other two, one was last night and the other was this morning, they all had a rash on their faces for some reason.

　　Where is there a chance to meet Tianyan in a situation like this?

Hearing this, Gu Zheng arranged the velvet flowers on the sideburns with disgust, and asked Gao Honglan strangely: "Then, since the problem has been discovered, in order to prevent the possibility of infection, these three people should have been bedridden long ago. The aunts of the bureau have moved out of the Xunfang Hall. Why is it so noisy in our courtyard when we are about to leave?"

The Gao Xiu woman who always had her turn to pick her out, her slender neck protruded two more points. She rolled up her sleeves as a cover, and quietly poked her finger towards the most noisy place. , Only said two words: "Listen to you?"

　　 Then a young woman's angry voice came towards the house.

"Master Cheng, I would like to ask one more question. These three were moved out of the Palace of Xunfang. According to past practice, it is not necessary to select three alternates from among those who have been abolished. Did the palace choose it?"

　　 "Why are you now letting our unselected show girls be sent to the sixth round like this?"

　　 heard the leader's questioning, the show girls who had not been included in the list also responded.

　　 As the object of questioning, the emcee Cheng, who was standing in the crowd, smiled coldly.

　　 "Be safe, don't worry, it seems that it is not without reason that you are eliminated and abolished."

　　 "Like your uncomfortable show girls, even if they are lucky enough to be included in the list, they will only be eliminated in the end."

　　 "This official is standing here now, just to announce the result of this incident."

　　 "The Queen Mother Zheng in the palace issued an oral statement together with the Queen Mother, the empress dowager is kind, and the emperor is generous, she is not a person who misses the harem."

　　 "As the list of candidates for the palace has been drawn up, the unexpected ones are those women whose luck is too thin, can't bear the prestige of the royal family, and have no chance to be the emperor."

　　 "Plus, in this new era, the first wave of show girls in the harem should strive for excellence."

　　 "The show girls who were not eligible to be selected at the beginning must be inferior to others. Based on the principle of "Non-quenching but not overbearing", this is the first draft in the first year of the year, and the policy of replenishment is not implemented in accordance with the usual practice."

　　 "So, ladies, you are still close to fate with this royal and our emperor of the Great Wei Kingdom."

　　 That water duck, no matter how it flops, it won’t turn into a swan.

　　 Hearing that the aunt of the emcee had said such news, the crowd that was still noisy instantly quieted down.

　　 The group of show girls who were waiting for the three refills were frustrated and annoyed.

　　 Gu Zheng, by observing the micro expressions of the few people headed by them, seemed to see a bit of a doorway.

　　 These girls must be the direct or indirect perpetrators of this incident, because compared with the other eliminated, their faces are a bit more unbelievable.

　　 After seeing the news, these few people stared at the direction of the show girls who had been dressed up and qualified to participate in the palace election with more hateful eyes, Gu Zheng understood everything.

　　In such an atmosphere, he was surrounded by Yingying and Yanyan, each of whom was a natural and delicate woman without any artificial carvings, but Gu Zheng couldn't feel the awe-inspiring affection.

　　 There is only one feeling for Gu Zheng at this time, and that is that women are really scary.

　　 And Xiao Wangshu was very cooperative and played a background music in his mind. The music was very playful, but Gu Zheng was surprised to hear a bit of horror.

　　 The name of this song is "The Woman Under The Mountain Is A Tiger"

　　’The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai, the old monk has an explanation.’

　　‘The woman under the mountain is a tiger. If you meet him, you must avoid it...’

　　 ‘Don’t run away if you meet...’

　　 "Enough! Shut up!"

　　 With a throat, I was so scared that I laughed and forgot to hiccup.

　　 "Is it time to sing? I was so pitted by you and that shit!"

　　 "Whenever I think of facing such a group of unkind women every day, every day, every month, every year~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I can’t get along with my anger.”

　　 "Not only that, but I also want Lao Tzu to seduce the dog emperor!"

　　 "Mother! No way! I have to think of a way, Xiaoye!"

　　 "Ah, yes! According to the laws of the will of the world, foreign products in this small world must be indispensable."

　　 "Those systems that depend on women are called weird!!"

　　 "Laugh and forget the book, now I give you an arduous task, and you have to promise to complete it."

　　 "If it can't be done, when I get to the palace, after I see the dog emperor who sleeps whoever wants to sleep, I will pull the hairpin from the hairpin on my head and use it as a hidden weapon."

　　 "You also know what I am capable of, when I kill the dog emperor, then the will of this world will collapse like this, it doesn't depend on me!"

　　 I was anxious when I heard this laugh and forget the book. It was a tall one and jumped in front of Gu Zheng, anxiously showing loyalty: "Master Gu, grandma, what task do you say, I promise to complete it."

　　……

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