Looking at Yu'er, whose face was flushed, Jiang Yi suspected that he had just enhanced his hearing had heard it wrong.
"Comic book?" he repeated.
Although she was embarrassed, Yu'er nodded firmly.
"Is it the kind of book I understand?It's not a notebook or something?"
"It's just... The kind of astringency~
" Jiang Yi looked at Yu'er with an innocent face
, and asked with a smile: "Why do you want to watch that with me?"
are all adults, and they are not a movie starring real people, and the couple is actually nothing to watch this kind of two-dimensional astringent picture.
"Because~I want to learn Xi skills or something~" Yu'er's ears were red.
"Poof~ Your skills are already very good. Jiang Yi didn't know whether to complain or praise.
"I hate it!"
"No problem, it doesn't matter if you don't look at a real person, I'll look for it~"
As he spoke, Jiang Yi picked up his phone and tried to find some of this yellow presence in the browser.
But he didn't have a website, and the control of Huaxia was very strict, and he didn't find a way for a few minutes.
"Ahem~" Yu'er let out a dry cough sound that was deliberate when she heard it.
While continuing to clumsily search, Jiang
Yi said: "What's the matter?" Yu'er
in her arms laughed dryly, and said endlessly:
"That, I have a software to watch~"
"What!?" Jiang Yi was shocked.
Shifting his attention to Yu'er, he said in shock: "Yu'er,
I can't see that you are still a hidden female driver."
"I don't have talent! This is what I asked Ouyang for! Reading the book was also her idea for me..."
Raising his eyebrows, Jiang Yi thought to himself what Ouyang and Xiang Yuhang usually had to play at home.
"The two of them don't often watch action movies together to learn Xi, do they?" Jiang Yi tried to ask.
Yu'er nodded unexpectedly, and said glutinously:
"She asked the two of us to do the same at first, but I don't want you to see other women's bodies, and I don't want to see men's bodies other than my husband..."
couldn't help but smile, even with this obscure issue of both sexes, Yu'er still made him feel extremely cute.
"Then you open the software she gave you and take a look. Jiang Yi hugged Yu'er and smiled.
"Hmm~
" I saw Yu'er click on a large folder of "System Tools", flipped through a large number of apps that came with the phone but never used, and a pink software appeared in the eyes of the two.
"I'm going to open it, I didn't peek before~" Yu'er said a little nervously.
"Hmmm..."
Just about to say yes, Jiang Yi, who felt that the living room was too bright, felt that his heart was tight.
"Wait a minute!"
he said, closing the curtains and doors with the smart terminal.
As a simple teenager born in the countryside, Jiang Yi has almost no other entertainment than learning Xi since he was a child.
Not to mention, in this regard, the countryside is very conservative and rarely mentions gender issues.
So, like Yu'er, this is also Jiang Yi's first time browsing astringent software.
Along with nervousness and weakness, there is also a little excitement and anticipation.
The two looked at each other and nodded solemnly, and then Yu'er clicked on the software.
After registering an account, the two came to the new world.
The pop-up ads, the classified images on the homepage, and the recommendation column are all top-notch creations by superb artists.
"It's just some lines and colors, it's not a big deal, find some pure love to see. Jiang Yi is duplicitous.
If you want to ask why, for an innocent big boy, these pictures are too impactful.
So much so that Yu'er, who was sitting on him, quickly felt his reaction.
secretly complained that her husband was a pervert, and Yu'er looked backwards.
She didn't feel anything about it just now because it was all drawn by women.
But as soon as I turned to the category page, something strange came into view.
"It's just some lines and colors, it's all fake.
As she spoke, Yu'er tried her best to ignore the pictures in other categories and clicked into the pure love column.
So, the light emitted by the mobile phone was like a door to a new world opened happily, and the two of them kept browsing down while blushing in the face.
"That's it, not as good-looking as my wife.
"That's it, not as big as my husband. Having
said that, the expressiveness that does not belong to the third dimension still makes the two little newcomers feel hot.
"This... will play...
"Husband... Let's try this at
night?" "What night, right now!" "
Huh!?"
Jiang Yi couldn't help but pick up Yu'er and took her to the bedroom with a whoosh.
···
A week later, Jiang Yi and Yu'er flew to a second-tier city in the south.
"Husband, didn't you say that you were going to that summit in a few days, why did you come so far here?" Yu'er said curiously while holding Jiang Yi's arm.
According to the address he had found earlier, the handout took Yu'er to a residential area.
"Our team's force is definitely enough, but apart from me, those guys don't have a good computer.
"After a few of us went out, there were only two in the rear, Brother Li and Wang Qian, and there was a lack of a brain that could replace me. Jiang Yi explained.
"Instead of your brain, is there anyone else in this world who can match you who has more brain development than Einstein?" Yu'er was shocked.
Rubbing her head, Jiang Yi smiled:
"How is it possible, there must be no second one, it can only be said that his computer is a little better than ordinary people." "
Oh~"
After going around for more than ten minutes, the two came to an old-fashioned residential building.
Stepping on the pitted stairs, Jiang Yi took Yu'er to the fourth floor and knocked on the door a few times.
"Bang bang bang~"
The old iron gate made an ugly sound.
After waiting for a while, there was no sound in the room.
"Nobody?" Yu'er guessed.
"He's at home.
Recalling the indescribable name, Jiang Yi shouted loudly
, "Guardian of the Whole Realm, Hand of God, Lord of the Devouring Beasts, Break Free from Bondage..."
Before
a long list of inexplicable words could be finished, the broken iron door was suddenly pulled open by a force, and a young man in a wheelchair appeared in front of them with horrified eyes.
The young man is about twenty years old, wearing headphones, his hair is long and shapely, and his thin face is still a little immature, but it is a proper little fresh meat level.
The body is very homely, the clothes are full of anime characters, and there is a big orange on the leg.
"How do you know that my... Hmm!?You two are !?"
The Guardian of the Whole Realm was also about to ask Jiang Yi how he knew his title, but it turned out that the two of them were very familiar.
Jiang Yi grinned and introduced himself:
"Listen, my name is the Record Maker, the Father of Pulse Energy, the Father of Ion Energy, the Wholesaler of Vector Engine Research, the Youngest Academician in Human History, and the ····· of the Five-Pointed Star Warrior of Moral, Intellectual, Physical, Aesthetic and Labor
."
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