The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 21 Meat Nanny

"I'll drag you down with one dish left until I can't speak."

Qing Qiao blinked and began to doubt his auditory hearing.

Shao Yi continued to laugh, but he had changed his face: "Say you, ugly and weird!"

Qing Qiao didn't say a word, but quietly moved his steps toward the door, and said hello, "Oh, Master Guo, my son is calling you."

——Who is the Ugly Eight Monster? Of course it won't be such a beautiful woman like her, so Master Guo will only be wronged for you temporarily.

Master Guo's body started shaking again, staring at her.

"I didn't call anyone else. I called you a babbling mother-in-law!" Shao Yi turned her head and followed her figure fiercely.

With a flicker of his body, he cleverly avoided the cold sword in Shao Yi's eyes, while Qing Qiao continued to shift and transpose, while looking at the twin girls with surprise: "Yeah, you are so cute, how can you bear to make you evil? Mother-in-law? "

Everyone glared at her very tacitly.

"You, you shameless, don't roll over and give thanks!" Shao Yi's voice began to become sharp and harsh, and it is likely to collapse.

Successfully moved to the target object-behind Mr. Qi, Qing Qiao looked up and looked at him with extremely sincere eyes: "Oh, your nephew is scolding you, but you are not afraid to commit the crime, and you are not quick to teach him?"

Mr. Qi's facial muscles twitched clearly.

"Come here, pull this cheap girl out and hit! Hit it hard! Hit it dead!"

When the son of Shao Yi lifted the table, the whole man was angry and exploded like a bomb.

"My son must be angry, I must be angry!" The room suddenly crackled and kneeled down, and a dog-legged man came to grab her, scaring Qing Qiao to drill behind Mr Qi.

"Presumptuous!" Mr. Qi finally couldn't stand it, and he waved all his servants with a big hand. "Ayi, Miss Du is a noble guest I invited. You can't move her anyway!"

Yeah, Qing Qiao probed from behind and made a face at Shao Yi.

"... Oh! You actually allow such shameless women to enter the government?" Shao Yi's body shook like a sieve, and her face turned into a pig's liver color. "She, she dare to threaten me with Uncle Yu Jiu, this Shameless, why are you protecting her ?! "

"... Ayi, don't do this!" Mr. Qi sighed helplessly. "Miss Du has a special status. You can't hurt her for half a minute, otherwise you will regret it in the future."

"I won't regret it, let me go! Let me kill her!" Shao Yi was about to be scorched by anger, dancing.

"Ayi, listen to the words, you can't hurt ... girl Chun Jiao." Mr. Qi shook his head, took Qing Qiao's hand, and walked calmly outward.

There was no sound in the room.

After exiting the game, Qing Qiao couldn't help looking back, and saw Shao Yi choke his throat with his hands, his facial features twisted into a ball, and the whole person showed an edge of anger and pain. In this situation, she could not help reminding her of the classic picture of Jingtao GG, the growl teacher, "I think I'm about to suffocate."

Stepping out of the main hall, Mr. Qi sighed: "A Qiao, Shao Yi, he is such an individual twister, sometimes ... you still have to follow Mao."

Qing Qiao tilted his tongue and said, "As long as you are guarding me, I don't have to worry about anything, do I?"

Looking at her eccentric appearance, Mr. Qi couldn't help but poking her forehead: "Don't go too far, Ayi has a good nature but is spoiled by me and his father."

"——You are so accustomed to him that something will happen sooner or later." Qing Qiao could not help reminding him kindly.

Mr. Qi smiled when he heard the words, but his smile was infinitely desolate: "His mother went early, and died with tears in the end, and asked me to take good care of him ... I only have one ... Nephew, naturally he must leave everything best to him."

Qing Qiao looked up at him. Under the sun, Mr. Qi's eyes were confused and scattered, and he flew far away to an unknown country.

His eyes were full of endless nostalgia.

蒹 葭 Cang Cang, Bailu as frost.

The so-called Iraqi people are on the water side.

At night, Qing Qiao couldn't sleep while lying on the bed.

She remembered the expression of Mr. Qi in the daytime, and always felt a little weird. She touched the bedside, but she suddenly noticed a bump. A spirit in my heart hurriedly fetched the candlelight and scrutinized it, only to find that there was a line of juanxiu on the bedside. That line seems to be some years old, the first two sentences have been worn out and cannot be recognized, and only the last sentence is barely visible:

"... I only want the breeze to send me, and the companion often snuggles."

She looked at the line, silent for a long time, and sighed sighfully.

After years of romance novel soaking, the romantic cells in her head have begun to run automatically, compiling one after another beautiful stories—

A two Xiaowu guessed and abandoned the version;

B Harem dumped desperate waiting version;

The C Family Hate has no chance;

D suddenly realized that it was too late;

...

The more I wanted to get into the play, the more I wanted to wipe the tears, and finally I came to the desk and wrote a paragraph on the paper with a pen:

鸳鸯 Amphibian butterfly flies,

Spring in the garden is intoxicating,

Quietly asked the monk,

Is your daughter beautiful?

Is your daughter beautiful?

What do you mean by royal power?

What are you afraid of?

I only wish forever

Follow my favorite person closely!

Love Yi, love Yi,

May this growth go hand in hand!

——This is the lyrics for "Daughter Love" in Journey to the West. She liked it very much when she was a child.

But now? Alas, he came to this ancient age where the birds did not **** and the dogs were not hairy.

I can't help feeling the sorrow, gradually getting tired, and can't help closing my eyes.

Opening my eyes again, I was awakened by freezing.

The window at the side of the box was greatly opened, and the night wind blew into it, blowing her straight.

This Dongxi, forget to insert the window latch again!

Qing Qiao groaned and stretched his waist, and glanced casually at the table.

Her blood was clotting and she froze.

——The table was bare, and then the rice paper with lyrics was gone!

After that, the word Guang Sichun will stop, and there is the word "sacred monk" in it. It falls in the eyes of the people who must think that Gu Shangshu does not love the monarch and the monk! Alas, this news is definitely in the top three of the scandal of the time!

There were hundreds of ants biting in his heart, and Qing Qiao opened the door of the compartment and rushed out. Through the dim moonlight, I went around the house for two full turns. Where can I find the slightest shadow of rice paper?

Angrily and swiftly, a sudden chill struck her, and she couldn't help hitting a spirit: Maybe Xuan paper was blown away by the wind?

Seizing the life-saving straw, Qing Qiao quickly raised his arm and observed the swing of the sleeve in the wind, and finally decided to look for it again in the direction of the wind.

Holding a small lantern, she walked around and searched, and unknowingly walked out of the small yard of her room.

Then, as was customary in all the novels, someone sneaked in from behind, covering her mouth and nose with silk.

She fainted beautifully.

When she opened her eyes, she found that she was being watched by a young girl in black. The girl's eyes were cold like ice, and she was playing with a long whip.

Behind her obliquely, there was a beautiful young girl with a slender skin and a slender figure sitting on a teacher's chair, looking at her with a smile.

"Hey, Chun Jiao beauty!"

He screamed, with pride in his eyes slowly rising.

"Shao Yi?" Qing Qiao paused, looked around, and found himself in a completely strange room.

"... Where is this? Do you have something to ask me to wait tomorrow? Why invite me here in the middle of the night?"

"please?"

Shao Yi's eyelids rolled, and it seemed to hear a big joke: "Beauty is more attentive, how can I 'please' you come? Naturally, people will faint you and then come into this closet."

The teenager explained slowly, with a demon-like smile in the corner of his mouth.

"Last name Shao, did you take the wrong medicine?" Qing Qiao couldn't believe his ears. "How dare you carry me here in private? Don't you be afraid Mr. Qi will pick your skin?"

"Snapped!"

Suddenly the carved stool in front of Qing Qiao was torn apart, the dust was flying, and she coughed for a while.

The girl in black retracted her whip and gave her a stern glance, seeming to warn her to go through the brain first.

"Don't threaten me with Mr. Qi." Shao Yijun Mei's face was calm.

"Moreover, I'm not Shao, I'm Duan," he said lightly.

"... Surname Duan? Duan Shaoyi?" Qingqiao stupidly opened his mouth. "What is the relationship between you, you and Lord Duan?"

"My dad is his elder brother, he is my uncle's uncle-what do you say we are related?" Shao Yi narrowed his eyes, and there was light in the fine slits.

"Ah-" Qing Qiao screamed with his head in his hands and screamed, "It's actually my uncle's nephew! It's actually **! It's gorgeous and gorgeous! I can't carry it, please come and save me Ah ~~~ "

"Snapped!"

It was another whip, and the carved stool behind Qing Qiao was also broken.

The girl in black had eyes like bronze bells, her eyes burning, and could not wait to burn two big holes in her.

"Why, what!" Shao Yi lost his composure, slammed the table and drank, "I clearly adore and long for Uncle Yu Jiu!"

Qing Qiao was almost lost by the intimidation just now, and quickly answered carefully: "Yes, you are a pure male-male relationship."

However, Shao Yi refused to let it go: "How can you understand my thoughts as a mean man? Uncle Yu Jiu was reincarnated from heaven and no one dared to blame him! He has been brilliant and outstanding since childhood, and is perfect in everyone's heart. Model! Everyone says that as long as he is with him, even if he is watching the flowers, the flowers will be more delicate and bright, and the moon will be bigger and brighter! "

As soon as the moon in the sky heard, I couldn't help trembling, and I thought about it. It turned out that everyone knew what I loved in front of Lord Duan!

Qing Qiao hurriedly looked up and smiled at Shao Yi: "Yes, Lord Duan and his sons are both dragons and phoenixes, first-class princes and wonderful people. Jiaozi is stupid, Chunjiao is foolish, and he asks his son to let Chunjiao go for the sake of Mr. Qi. "

"Don't use Mr. Qi to press me!" Shao Yi looked at him for a moment, then pulled out a grinning smile, lowered his throat, "... sir, tell me, look at today, except the emperor, who is my biggest, Can't hold me back! "

Uh? Qing Qiao looked up and down with his eyes: "Must you be the queen? It seems that Chunjiao really has no eyes to see Taishan, no eyes to distinguish men and women ..."

"I'm a prince! Prince! Prince!" Shao Yi was so angry, "Your grandpa, I'm a man! They all say that Wang Duan is my uncle!"

"The slave sees the prince, the prince Chitose Chitose!" Qing Qiao hurriedly walked to the ground and bowed down, "Chun Jiao was confused, and asked the Prince to atone for sin!"

What Shao Yi was trying to say was just listening to the girl in black interjecting, "Your Highness, this **** seems to be acting stupid."

Looking up, the black girl was looking at her unpredictably, and her face was cold as ice.

"Anyway, it's fun to watch her pretend." Shao Yi's complexion recovered as usual, raising her cheeks with her hands and raising her eyebrows slightly. Three words, you ca n’t wait for the next villain to speak. In the daytime, if you dare to fool him with me, you are deadly! "

what? !! I said ma'am, don't be so exaggerated, mention that your uncle's title is going to be beheaded?

"—— Your Highness, don't blindly engage in personal worship!" Qing Qiao sat on the ground with a weeping face and persuaded, "In fact, the person you should admire most is your father, Your Majesty the Emperor! Look at this great country. Look at the people, everything belongs to him, he is the most powerful person! Chun Jiao's admiration for him is like a continuous stream of rivers ... "

"Huh!" Shao Yi shook his sleeve. "What is it to be an emperor? The best thing is to be an emperor!"

Yay? Qing Qiao forgot to wipe his tears and looked at him blankly.

"In the year when the emperor's grandfather died of his illness, he wanted to pass on to Uncle Yujiu, but was rejected by Uncle Yujiu." Shao Yi's face was cold, and his eyes were full of admiration and longing--

"Uncle Yu Jiu said that being an emperor is to live for Jiang Shanshe, and in this life, he only wants to live for himself!"

"Isn't it great?" Shao Yi turned to look at her, her nostrils widened and excited, "Uncle Yu Jiu has already surpassed the earthly red dust and set aside rights and Ronghua!"

--I bother! Qing Qiao remembered Duan Yu's Sao Bao's extreme home, thinking that it was also called "putting rights and Rong Hua out of the way"? Obviously this selfishness doesn't want to be responsible!

After thinking about it, I hurriedly praised him: "Master Duan is really a rare talent for thousands of years. It is indeed worthy of His Highness ..."

"His Royal Highness, why tell the secret history of the court?" The girl in black interrupted suddenly, her eyes poisoned like a snake.

"... Anyway." Shao Yi woke up from her memories, looking at the young girl kneeling on the ground with pity, "... She's going to die anyway."