The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 24—The Secret of Meat

"you you you you you……"

Qing Qiao stared wide open at the man in front of his shirt, who couldn't say a word.

"--how do I?"

Lu Zizhen stood up, propped her hands behind her, leaned closer, a pair of half-scarred peach eyes seemed to smile.

"I, I, I, I ..." Qing Qiao only felt that his mouth was dry and flushed, and his whole body blood began to flow faster, too close, too close. This elder brother, you are too close! Look at you, this charming and sexy, who can stop you? Lively and fragrant! Lively and fragrant! Although I don't have any kinship with Hua Chi, but I'm not the one who can't mess with Liu Xiahui!

Lu Zizhen continued to approach silently, looking like a little gold, lips like a moon, and clear, water-like eyes shimmering with mist.

"Ha!" Qing Qiao suddenly gave a loud sigh, exhaled a poisonous gas, and successfully made Lu Zizhen's face twist to the side before the two noses collided.

"... I ate chives for dinner." She twisted her corners.

Lu Zizhen stood and looked at her for a while, smiling slightly.

This smile is really a smile to the people and then to the country.

"Why, how could it be you?" Qing Qiao buried his face, Wei Nuo Nuo said, sounding like a mosquito.

Don't get me wrong, she is killing herself, mainly because the move was so disgusting, she was so disgusted that she had to decide not to touch a leek for the next three years.

Lu Zizhen's expression was complacent: "Isn't it me?"

Qing Qiao looked up sternly, his eyes stared at him: "... Is it always you?"

Lu Zizheng shook his lips: "I've always been."

Qing Qiao stayed for a while, and finally realized that he was being played by others.

The blood surged, and she jumped up, picked up a branch and poked at him fiercely: "——My mother strangled you!"

Lu Zizheng stood still without any urgency and raised his chest for a safe welcome.

The moment the branches touched his chest, he actually mischievously softened a voice: "噗 ~~"

Qing Qiao's body suddenly softened.

"You dead peacock, you old BT, you play me!" She slumped to the ground, her eyes filled with mist. "Is it fun to play with me? Haven't you played enough for three years?"

Talking, the nose and eyes were covered with large swaths of redness.

"What's wrong?" Lu Zizhen crouched down to see her, full of curiosity, "You won't be so sad how you made you before."

"Fuck your mother!" Qing Qiaohuo was drowned with a spoonful of oil on his head again, he simply picked up stones and smashed at him continuously, "You sadistic! You are mentally ill! Get back to your Anding Hospital!"

However, I saw Lu Zizhen shaking his sleeves gently, and those stones were all taken by Pia to go to outer space for free interstellar travel.

"you……"

Qing Qiao was angry, but did not know how to deal with him, and had to rely on the ground to continue wiping his nose and blowing his nose.

Lu Zizhen stared at her for a while, then suddenly smiled at her, Ming Gu favored Gu Panshenghui: "Xiao Qiao, can you still trust me?"

"No-phase-believe!" Qing Qiao turned his head and glared at him, gritted his teeth, "hit, die, I, also, no, believe!"

"... I don't need to say anything."

Lu Zizhen spread his arms with a smile, and smiled and walked away.

However, his leg was dragged.

"... Heroes, heroes please stay away!" Qing Qiao hugged Lu Zizhen's thigh tightly, his face covered with tears of humiliation.

——His grandma, author! Why do you always arrange the life of such a slave?

"How, Xiao Qiao, what do you think of?" Lu Zizhen looked down, his face full of satisfaction after the calculation was successful.

"... You have to give me an explanation if you don't ..." Qing Qiao pursed his lips with a grievance. "For example, who is Lu Sikong? Why do you pretend to be him? When did you start pretending to be him?"

"And ..." She paused, and Ai Ai raised a small face, looking pale, "Do you want to kill me at Shangqing Temple? Do you ... want to return to the nine-voice unvoiced bell?" "

Lu Zizhen didn't reply, and began to study her expression carefully.

Two people just like this You glared at me I glared at you for a long time, Lu Zizhen suddenly chuckled, and laughed lowly.

"Sure enough ..." He stroked Joe's hair, his eyes slightly thoughtfully, "Surely only you know how to please me ..."

His gaze floated towards the distant sky, wondering which space it fell into.

Qing Qiao endured the burden of petting like a pet, thinking that as long as you are willing to say, let me shake my tail and bark.

"You stand up first." There was a clear smile on Lu Zizhen's face, "I'm not used to talking to people with my head down."

Qing Qiao quickly scrambled to his feet, and bowed his knees with his sleeves down.

"Stupid girl," Lu Zizheng raised her finger and lightly clapped her head. "I said earlier that I would not kill you, so you don't have to be so careful."

Qing Qiao patted the dirt on his body, his face was extremely grieved: "So, why do you need to catch me when Shangqing Temple meets?"

"Stupid girl." Lu Zizhen volleyed her in a cold tone, "I don't want to kill you? I'll tell you, you are now the target of the mandala's struggling pursuit. The master of the family announced to the whole religion one month ago, regardless of Life and death must catch you. If it weren't for the last time I cast a spell on you, hum, I'm afraid you now only have a skeleton. "

Qing Qiao remembered the "nine-yin white-bone claws" that were extremely painful and dark, and could not help but yell: "Why, what curse is so powerful?"

"Birth from the spell." Lu Zizhen smiled proudly, with a strange face, "The master is here with the bracelet, and the master dies with the bracelet. This is the most advanced form of Southern Xinjiang magic. There is no such thing as a man in this life. Others can remove the spell. "

-Surreal, too surreal! Qing Qiao could hear a dizzy mess in his head and had to mechanically say, "Ah, high, it's really high ..."

"Isn't it?" Lu Zizheng was fluttered and turned to look at the mask in his hand. "As for this face, it's just a fake identity for me to walk outside-you know, rivers and lakes are sinister, showing their true features It's not always good. "

Qing Qiaoping calmed down and took a deep breath: "Are there any people like Lu Sikong?"

"Yes." Lu Zizhen smiled frankly, and she was remarkable. "Sikong is my name, Zizhen is my word."

He reached out to her, his face flashing like a lotus, "Except for father and mother, no one in the world calls me a zheng, you see, am I good to you?"

"Okay you!" Qing Qiao took a step back, Liu Mei raised his head, "Who are you from the Mandala religion? Also, were the nine-voice Qingyin bells in my hands leaked by you intentionally?"

Lu Zizhen's eyes flashed and he sighed, "Little Joe, you're actually smart."

"Smart your mother!" Qing Qiao burst into anger, "I'm not a fool! You said, did you intentionally give me the bracelet, and then deliberately borrowed me to divert the view of Mandala ?! Anyway, you can take this bracelet at any time. Go, so you have to borrow me now to keep yourself, don't you ?! "

Lu Zizhen stood silent beside him, smiling infinitely.

"——His grandmother, the old lady doesn't show his might, you treat me as hellokitty!" Qing Qiao was furious and looked around. There were no better weapons. He bit his teeth and rushed to Lu Zizheng, biting!

"Look at my fat dragon in the sky!" Crushed you ~~~~

However, Lu Zizhen receded and took her firmly in her arms.

"It's a good move, and I enjoy it." He chuckled, holding her waist and whispering vaguely against her ears.

"But I don't like the name, maybe you can call it-the legend of the fat man."

"Fart, I'm a standard Loli figure!" Qing Qiao glared at him with a cheek, "The old lady is not a bully!"

Lu Zizheng still has a hippie smile, and the sizzling aroma sprayed on her face: "Okay, you can't be bothered, go back to rest early, and have to hurry tomorrow."

"You brought so many gimmicks, where are we going?" Qing Qiao refused to spare, and his face was full of worry.

Lu Zizhen put her down, turned away with a smile, and threw down a sentence before leaving:

"——The Mandala instructed Lu Sikong to enlist the Gu's father to return to southern Xinjiang in the order of the master."

In just one sentence, everything is explained clearly.

The next day.

The carriage was still creaking, and the carriage was quiet.

Qing Qiaowo was beside the window, and the whole person was lethargic and lethargic.

"... Chun Jiao, Du Chun Jiao!" Vaguely heard someone calling her.

"——Ah, you want to eat again, boy?" Lazily opened his eyelids and yawned, "what do you want to eat? Tell me?"

Shao Yi's face was a little red: "... I asked you to come and talk with me for a while.

With a sigh, Qing Qiao crawled to his side with his hands and feet: "What does the boy want to hear? Would you like to tell you a story?"

"You talk." Shao Yi looked at her curiously.

Qing Qiao took a deep breath, brewing, and his mouth suddenly began to flip up and down: "--Actually, the ground is round, not square, it can rotate around the sun, and thunder in the sky is not thunder, but cumulus The two charges in it collided; the meteor fell not because somebody died but the star itself died; even if Tengu eats the moon, there will be no disaster, but the moon is blocked by the shadow of the earth ... "

When she talked about oil constantly, Xia Yi couldn't help but say, "Chun Jiao, have you been stimulated?"

...

Qing Qiao glanced at him resentfully, shutting his mouth obediently—science for his grandma's science was indeed a difficult and arduous task!

Seeing her desolate expression, Shao Yi couldn't bear to approach her ear and said, "In fact, you don't have to be so desperate, tell you, someone will come to save us soon."

Qing Qiao was startled and turned to stare at him: "How do you know? If you are **** like this, can you still contact the outside world?"

"Huh, you think I can do nothing with my hands and feet tied?" Shao Yi chuckled, a look of coldness in his eyes, "If this is not the case, how can we rule the world in the future?"

When he said that, there was a gleam of light on his face.

Young boy—Qing Qiao suddenly thought of such a word, and then thought about it. Oh, that's not right. This is too much better than Deng Chao.

"Latest tomorrow, the fastest today." Shao Yi looked at her with a smile and smiled, "They are coming soon."

At noon, the team drove into a long and narrow valley, and suddenly heard the rumble on the top. Qing Qiao looked up and saw that there were many boulders rolling down the mountainside.

"No! Ambush in the middle!" I don't know who took the lead and shouted, and the hoees began to flee in panic.

But the canyon was terrible, and many people were hit by stones before they rushed away. For a moment, the valley was filled with blood and wailed.

"It's still time to come." Shao Yi sat in the carriage and smiled proudly. "Although it was a bit slower than I expected."

Qing Qiao looked surprised and scared, and couldn't help glaring at him-I said, His Royal Highness, are you and your men crazy? Earth ’s gravity is inevitable. What if a stone does n’t hit your eyes? Could you tell them to go home with two big patties?

Just trying to yell at others, but when the carriage curtain was lifted, Lu Zizhen jumped in.

"Good sister, I'm here." He switched back to Lu Sikong's **** face again, his smile relaxed and bright, "Follow my brother."

As he spoke, he took Qingqiao's hand and ran outside.

"Chun Jiao!" Shao Yi couldn't move, only shouted from behind, "Chun Jiao, Du Chun Jiao, don't follow him!"

Qing Qiao heard his voice, and saw that Xiaozheng didn't know why his face had changed greatly, his face was full of fear and panic.

"... Bring him on." She was caught in Lu Zizheng's arms and had to pull his placket. "This child is useful to me. Don't let the stone hurt him."

Lu Zizhen gave her a sideways glance, her eyebrows raised slightly: "Don't forget, you just begged me."

Yuba turned around and floated in front of the carriage, grabbed Shao Yi and left.

This Lu Zizheng was really a human being. He took them three steps and two steps and flew out of the canyon. When he landed, he was calm and unharmed.

"We ... just escaped this way?" Qing Qiao looked at him blankly, not convinced that it was so easy.

"Yeah, escaped." Lu Zizhen smiled, "The idiots want to catch up with us, I'm afraid they have to wait a few more hours."

"Then ... don't you care about your congregation?" Qing Qiao's eyes widened and hesitated.

"Why do you care?" Lu Zizhen looked calm as usual, without a trace of worry. "I'm still worried and don't know how to send them! Now it's okay, I was killed by the master of this little master, saving me trouble."

"... Yes, there will be spies to report back!" Qing Qiao felt that his reaction was terrible, and he was stunned.

"Even if the spy returns, he can only report it. The 342 warriors of Mando taught the whole army to be destroyed, and the right hostage and the hostage disappeared, or ..." He suddenly took Qing Qiao's hand and narrowed his face: " ——Or in other words, Lu Youshi and his hostages loved each other and both eloped away! "

"You!" Qing Qiao was embarrassed, his face flushed with resentment and he let go of his hand, but he made him laugh.

"To be serious, we need to leave here as soon as possible."

Enough smile, he tipped his feet a little and jumped into a fish boat on the lake.

"Come up, that little young master has something on him and can only travel by water, otherwise he will leave a trail." Lu Zizheng was holding his back against the wind, and his face was full of luster.

Rowing a flat boat, who wants to have fun with me?

Qing Qiao hesitated for a moment before finally stepping carefully on the boat.

"Would you like to bring him?" Lu Zizhen smiled with satisfaction and pointed to the teenager on the shore, turning his head and whispering to her, "I know he was not good for you, you can take advantage of it ..."

Qing Qiao looked at the imperial prince, who was constantly writhing in pain at this time, but he couldn't make a sound. He thought he had been dumbed halfway.

She thought for a moment, nodded, her eyes determined.

So Lu Zizhen rushed ashore again and took Shao Yi to the boat.

"It's really troublesome to come and go!" He frowned. "It's better to untie this silkworm."

Speaking gently, the rope broke at the sound, and his fingers quickly smashed several points on Shao Yi's body, like lightning.

"Little Master, you can talk, you can walk, but you can't make martial arts." He blinked at Shao Yi and smiled deeply.

Then he turned to Qing Qiao and said, "I'm tired. You row the boat yourself and let me rest."

Having said that, I went to the bow alone and lay down, and really didn't care.

Qing Qiao was accustomed to his weirdness, so he had to grab the cricket and start shaking, but he was too weak and lacked skill. After a long while, the ship was still in a circle.

She was a little anxious, and looked up to see that Shao Yi had no movement at all, and hurriedly winked to signal him to start.

However, Shao Yi just sat quietly, his face unshakable.

She sighed, could not help but persuade, and was very gentle: "Come, son, let us swing our sculls."

Shao Yi gazed at her, with an unfathomably deep black in her eyes.

"——Why go with him?"

Qing Qiao was asked a moment.

Uh, this, Your Highness, how can I answer? Want me to tell you the truth, am I so cruel just to feed you fat? Who told you to refuse to eat as soon as you returned to Qifu and tortured me? It ’s been difficult to make a difference recently. I ca n’t give up all of my achievements. If I do n’t take you away at this time, would n’t the next opportunity have to wait until the year of the monkey?

She hesitated for a while and finally smiled shyly at him: "... because there is meat to follow him." 2k novel reading network