The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 32—Leaves of Meat

The smoke was floating, the night wind was whistling, and the wetness of the sky was blowing towards us.

Qing Qiao gritted his teeth and rested on the horse's back, not afraid to relax.

She remembered Gu Dao's smiling face before leaving, and she couldn't help feeling a palpitation, and her mouth filled with sweet mouth.

Duan Yu, are you going to kill everything? !!

She took a piece of cloth from her placket and wiped the blood, taking a closer look at the white puppet she used when emptying her.

"... So you use such a woman's weapon?"

"In a hurry, the situation is forced, hehe, hehe."

"... Do you know where Laoyu was before he arrived here?"

"... The old lady was giving the dartmaster a dartboard at the time ..."

Could it be ... she was looking at this white magpie, with three black lines on her face.

——It turned out that Bai Zhi was used for decoration of the hall! I rely on, empty this old bald donkey!

"Oh!"

Feeling really embarrassed, she quickly threw Bai Ao aside and spit in a few spit.

The so-called Fu Wushuang is not alone, but the horse suddenly snorted, and Yangtian Changxiao stopped still.

"Why aren't you moving? Hurry up!" Qing Qiao was not terrified, and he hurriedly persuaded, "Brother, move! Eon! Daddy!"

But no matter how she encouraged her, even if she pulled her whip hard, the steed was just walking on the spot and refused to walk half a meter.

"Don't do this, please!" She burst into tears, "Although I used to offend your brother Jingtao, I always respected him as the leader! You can rest assured, as long as you can take me out In this forest, my sister, I promise not to eat horse meat, do n’t wear riding boots, or listen to matouqin, and I will scream for the day of roaring-you can walk away and get your legs back, there are a lot of triads behind me ...

When the horse shook her head, she ignored her and became more irritable.

After several hard efforts, she finally gave up the struggle.

"... I just want to go home, what else did I do wrong?"

Seeing the hopeless escape, she became more and more sad, and couldn't help regretting it—I knew it so, so I do n’t want to find any four spirits at first. Is n’t it safe to stay in ancient times for a lifetime? At least Jin Yiyu has no worries about his life. Maybe this is God's will! Now I'm so embarrassed and poisonous in my body. I wonder if I can see the sun tomorrow?

She wiped the tears that hadn't dried out with her sleeves, and her heart became more barren.

"Why, you can't stand it so soon?"

Suddenly a person walked out of the woods, in a Jinyi suit, with bright eyes and a cool smile on his face.

"Want to give up? Want to let go of your dreams?"

The two eyes were so transparent that she felt that there was no room for her.

"Zheng ... Zheng!"

She murmured his name, bent her lips, blinked, and then blinked, "Is it really you?"

Lu Zizheng originally wanted to ridicule her for a few more words, seeing her unscrupulous look, she couldn't help lowering her posture: "... it's me, do you want to feel it?"

Then he went forward, took Qing Qiao's hand, and stuck it to his face.

"Wake up?" His tone was rare once so gently.

Qing Qiao was shocked and delighted, and tears couldn't rush out on her own: "It's true ... really ..." She suddenly fell into a soft body and saw that she would fall immediately.

Lu Zizhen grabbed her backhand and took her firmly into her arms.

"——Zizhen! Duan Yu is going to kill me, he is going to kill me!" She was shocked and afraid to grab his plaque, her eyes widened to death. "He said that I am the orphan of the Bianmu royal family, with nine turns of voiceless Bell, Dani is not trying to resurrect the country and kill me! "

"I know, I know." Lu Zizhen patted her back, comfortingly, "Isn't this here?"

"... Zizhen, I didn't, I didn't want to hurt someone ..." She pursed her lips and started sobbing, "My dad ... I don't know what to do now?"

"Your dad is a well-offified ritual book. Lord Duan has no basis and can't move him for half a minute." Lu Zizheng is well-informed. "At best he was arrested and tortured."

"Torture?" Qing Qiao thought of Sima Qian, and suddenly took a breath and let out his throat and yelled, "Don't, don't use torture! My father only accepts beauties!"

"Why don't you worry about yourself first?" Lu Zizhen sighed when she spotted a little red on her chest, "Can't you take the medicine in the mule?"

"Eat." He closed his snoring, tears in his eyes like pounding garlic.

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts." He looks like a cat.

"Did you vomit blood?"

"Um." The voice was getting lower and lower to the dust.

Lu Zizhen immediately took out a red medicine and gave it to her.

"Know what this is?" The voice was harsh.

"Um ... sweet ... M & M Candy?" Replied naively.

"What jelly beans!" The throbbing voice of the brain, "This is the antidote!"

"Hey ..." Qing Qiao rubbed his head and smirked.

"..." The bell "is uniquely poisonous by Mandala. You really have the courage to eat it!" Lu Zizhen looked at her helplessly, and there was a faint appreciation in her eyes, "Bat should tell you the consequences?"

"Um." Qing Qiao nodded. "He said that after taking this medicine, he will spit blood for ten consecutive days. If there is no antidote ... no antidote ..."

"What will happen if there is no antidote?" Lu Zizhen asked knowingly, chasing after him.

"If there is no antidote, the blood will spit up after ten days, and people will dry up and die!" Qing Qiao snored slightly, his face even paler.

"... Don't blame me for giving you this medicine, I ... not heartless."

Lu Zizhen looked at her shriveled and delicate appearance, and could not help showing pity: "... but the jade is not an ordinary person, he has quite a martial arts practice, and ordinary fake dead medicine can't hide from him, only to come true ..."

"I don't blame you." Qing Qiao interrupted him with a slight smile, and his face fluttered. "If it wasn't for you just giving me this medicine in case, maybe I'm in a different place now."

"... Actually, I am very happy." Her face was full of contentment, as if dreaming, "I finally came out, and now I meet you again, taking the medicine, I can see that God treats me well, at least I And still be alive. "

Suddenly she turned to look at him and looked playful: "This game, I finally laughed to the end, didn't I?"

Lu Zizhen's heart moved, but she didn't answer, but just held her tighter.

"... What are you going to do next?" He pressed his jaw against her fluffy hair.

"I ..." Qing Qiao's voice was hesitant.

"If you want to live a simple life, I'll arrange a place for you to let you live comfortably and securely. How do you think?"

His voice was hot, and her ears slowly turned red, all the way to her neck.

"No, you don't have to be so good to me!" Qing Qiao returned to his thoughts, pushing him away in a panic, and some were right. "I, although I saved you, don't need you to repay this way ... "

Lu Zizheng fell into her arms, her eyes fixed on the beauty, and her eyes narrowed slightly.

"... what do you want?"

He opened his mouth quietly, his face paled as fog, like a layer of ice condensing his expression.

For a moment, Qing Qiao Si raised his head and smiled at him:

"I'm going to Xiling."

Her eyes were clear, her smile bright like the sun breaking through the clouds.

"——Zheng, I haven't forgotten my dream! I'm going to Xiling!"

Early in the morning, Qifu.

Qifu is beautiful, with vast fields and mist, and flowers are flourishing. In his free time, Dongxi always likes to lie on the railing to see the scenery.

At this moment she was still in a daze against the railing, and suddenly heard the sound of footsteps. Looking back, there was a young boy in a yellow robe coming, and the jade lingering at the belt followed the trembling sound like a cry.

"Don't worry, your master will come out tonight." The teenager smiled at her, "I can assure you."

Dongxi hurriedly bowed and thanked him.

"... But, I wonder if I should let her be my niece, would she feel wronged?"

The boy didn't look at her either, playing with an emerald finger in his hand, his eyes focused on it, as soft as dew on the petals.

Dongxi didn't dare to answer, she didn't like the wayward son subconsciously after all-after all, he had let the young lady suffer, and she kept them in mind.

"My son! My son!" Suddenly someone came to report, stumbled and crawled, looking funny.

"What's the cause of panic?" The boy frowned, seeming to be disgusted with such rude people.

The visitor didn't care much, rushed up to his ears and muttered.

Dongxi saw it with his own eyes, the smile on Shao Yi's face disappeared a little, her face was tense, and she slowly turned into deep anger.

"... This is so! Uncle Nine Emperor is too treacherous!" He held the railing fiercely, his face flushed with red teeth.

"My son is anxious!" The comer soothed him, and began to mutter against his ears again.

So this ... so this ...

The anger on the teenager's face gradually disappeared, leaving only the hurt and resentment, and the faint unwillingness.

"……gone?"

He raised his face and looked at the green mountains in the distance, his eyes as Xiaoseqiu Shui, "Let's go like this?"

After a moment of silence, he suddenly turned his head and smashed the emerald in his hand to the ground.

"Snapped!"

The jadeite was instantly torn apart, and the ground debris was transformed into scale powder, flickering and flying around.

Winter and summer jumped away quickly, and the spy quickly stepped aside, afraid to say a few more words.

However, the boy looked at the wreckage on the ground, and suddenly remembered something, his face gradually slowed down.

"... It's okay, it's okay." He murmured, seeming to comfort himself, "I still have it!"

He pulled a red thread from his neck, and the end of the thread was adorned with a crystal-clear, round bead.

"I said, as long as there is this, she will definitely come back to me."

The boy held the bead tightly and smiled, as if the drowning man was holding the last straw.

"She will be back, she will be back ..."

He whispered, like a mantra, his thin red lips pulled out a rising arc.

The morning light cast on the boy's face, illuminating his handsome face, and the gorgeous golden pattern on his neckline—the dragon claws protruded from the mist, holding on to the orbs, like a raging cloud, red as if it were a long flame. The teenager smirked and became more and more isolated. The whole person seemed to be nothing and transparent, with a strange and thrilling beauty.

Dongxi has never seen such a weird sight.

She stared blankly at him, only feeling scared like never before, her whole body gradually shaking like a sieve.

(End of Emperor Spirit)

Fanwai

(A) Cheats for men

The Gu family has a female name Qing Qiao, and her neighbors love her so much that she calls her young Qiao girl.

Little Qiao girl has a more beautiful heart. She always takes learning from Comrade Lei Feng as her duty. She sometimes helps people take out garbage, and sometimes she cleans dogs' stools. For decades, she has no regrets.

One day, Xiao Qiao girl encountered a cosmic thunder invincible super handsome pot on the road, and suddenly the sky thundered, and the two quickly got engaged.

The neighborhood learned that they had praised each other, "Good people have good rewards."

The only young girl, Qiao, secretly smugly said, "Thanks to my old lady who just read that little word," I just seduce you! "

(Two) prisoner CEO

Aunt Wang from the Subdistrict Office learned that Xiao Qiao's fiance was handsome and well-built, and then went to inquire.

"Xiao Qiao, I heard that Mr. Duan is your president?"

"No." Little Qiao answered as she flipped through the book.

"Is that the general manager?"

"No."

"Is it a doctor? A lawyer? Or an engineer?" Aunt Wang looked forward with eager hope.

"Aunt, you're out of date." Xiao Qiaojiao smiled, and there was a charming wave in her eyes. "The evil emperor of the tyrant president is not popular now. There is a small section in my family, that's loud-U, F, O!"

Come on!

Suddenly a cold wind blew through and closed the girl's book.

The cover is clearly printed with a line of big red characters: "XX Romantic Pavilion Series-Prison Heart CEO"

(Three) classic works

On Sunday, Xiao Qiao girl was reading on the sofa.

Suddenly heard that fiance Duan Yu and nephew Duan Shaoyi came to visit.

"Little uncle, accompany me to the amusement park." Seven-year-old brother Shao Yi begged.

"Go and go. Your uncle is free. I want to revisit the classics." Xiao Qiao shook the book without looking up.

The family ate at night, and Gu's father blamed him, "Why don't you go with Shao Yi to play?"

"I know, I know!" Shao Yi hurriedly answered, "Little aunt said that he would look at literary classics!"

"Oh? Which classic?" Gu Funai, a professor in the Chinese Department, has read countless books throughout his life.

"It's" Burning, Turkey! "" Shao Yi beamed, "The author is Granny Qiong Yao!"

Alas, Xiao Qiao took a sip of rice.

"Nonsense!" Duan Yu looked very distressed, and he patted his back, "How can it be a turkey? It is clearly" Burning, Flamingo! "

Little Joe finally rolled her eyes.

(Four) literary masterpieces

Another day, Assistant Four came to visit.

In Duan Yu's huge, wide, simple, yet modern post-modern living room, a little girl was humming and hoaring.

"It's cute, isn't it?" Duan Yu couldn't help but smile at his fiancee.

"……how come?"

Xing Si stared at the glamorous little Joe, couldn't help feeling sad: "Where is she?"

"She, like a literary masterpiece, I can't put it down." Duan Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling emotional.

"The age of innocence?"

"..."

"Beauty in troubled times?"

"..."

"Little lady?"

"..."

"Tess?"

"..."

"La Traviata?"

"Don't guess it." Duan Yuwan'er smiled. "It is Wang Xiaobo's masterpiece-" A Special Exceptional Pig "is also."

(5) Anthropological Papers

One day, Duan Yu picked up Xiao Qiao for lunch.

"Why doesn't it look good?" Duan Yu cared.

"... I studied anthropological thesis last night and fell asleep at four." Xiao Qiao yawned with red eyes. "Deep, really deep."

"Then you take a good rest. I will call you when the restaurant arrives." Duan Yu closed the window and pulled the blanket to cover the fiancee.

Halfway to the end, there was a slight cooing sound, and he smiled.

"I thunder too!"

Suddenly exclaimed, Duan Yu turned her head and saw her fiancee's big hand slashing hard.

"Too TM abuse!" Soon turned to shouting, his teeth clenched and his face twisted.

Duan Yu sighed, and probably understood what "thesis" she had studied last night.

She turned over to help her cover the slipped blanket, but her hands were unexpectedly pulled.

I saw Xiao Qiao hug his left arm tightly, and sprayed a nasal bubble while revealing a grinning smile:

"——It's a catch, my mother has been in a pit for three years and has seen countless injustices. Are you still coming back to sprinkle soil ?!"

(6) It's about beauty

One day, Xiao Qiao enjoyed "Spartan Three Hundred Warriors" in front of the computer, drooling while watching.

"Pectoral muscles! Abdominal muscles! The omnipotent biceps!" She praised, green eyes.

"What's so good about a muscular man?" Duan Yu dismissed. "It's as long as a Michelin tire."

Xiao Qiao was upset: "I won't appreciate it! I ask you, who do you think is the most beautiful female star?"

Duan Yu is reading the newspaper, watching the news of the entertainment version of the new "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" and casually saying: "Jia Jingwen and Gao Yuanyuan are OK, at least better than you."

Xiao Qiao wanted to get angry, but smiled again: "Xianggong, don't hide it, in fact, I have been the master of these two beauties."

"Oh?" Duan Yu's eyes moved away from the newspaper, expressing curiosity.

So Xiao Qiao opened a website, logged in, and the welcome interface was written with a big line of red characters—

"X point XX Beijing time, welcome your arrival, respectful beauty Jia Yuanyuan."

Another day, Xiao Qiao enjoyed Sister Furong's latest jade photos in front of her computer.

"Yo, Yang Erche Namu breast augmentation?" Duan Yu came out and took a shower, inadvertently asked.

"Ah, do you think Sister Furong is in good shape?" Xiao Qiao suddenly became interested.

"Very good, forward and backward, completely S-shaped." Duan Yu glanced up and down, "not like someone."

Little Jordon was angry: "What's wrong with me, I'm also S-type!"

"You?" Duan Yu smiled.

So Xiao Qiao pushed his belly full: "the upper hemisphere!"

He snapped his **** again: "The second hemisphere!"

He looked very proud: "But the distance between the upper and lower hemispheres is a bit shorter ..."

(7) Spring Thunder Burst

One day, Xiao Qiao went to the Atlantic Department Store to fight with her close friend Dong Xi.

"Ah! Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai Pot!" Student Dongxi suddenly stunned in front of his fingers.

"Where and where?" Xiao Qiao listened, and quickly made Sun Wukong look forward.

Looking at the situation, there really is a top beauty man in a big cosmetics counter in front.

Absolute top (point), absolutely extreme (good)!

"Up and up!" Xiao Qiao whispered Dongxi quietly behind his back. "Can't bear the children and the wolf! After this village, there is no such shop!"

So Dongxi swayed her heart and walked towards the handsome pot.

But no matter how hard he tried, Dongxi still couldn't make substantial progress, and the handsome guy's brow began to wrinkle.

"What to do?" She was anxious, and gave a look to the young generation of overlord Xiao Qiao in the romance world.

"Quick! Shake ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Xiao Qiao stood behind the handsome man, his mouth wide and silently gestured, and his hands full of shopping bags pushed hard to his chest.

Dongxi suddenly realized that she was proud of Dcup's proud chest in front of the handsome man.

The beautiful man glanced at her.

"Okay! 噘 ~ 一 ~ 噘 ~ 你 ~ 的 ~ 小 ~ 蜜 ~"

Xiao Qiao continued to use his lips to make a gesture, and then made a pig arching motion toward the sky.

Dongxi saw it clearly, and quickly raised her mouth slightly to make it half open and half charming.

The handsome man glanced at her again. It was 2 minutes longer than the last time.

"——Nirvana is here!"

I saw Xiao Qiao raising his head with both hands and showing muscle shape as a bodybuilding champion: "Wind ~ Medium ~ Ling ~ Chaos ~~ Show ~ Hair ~"

She began to shake her hair vigorously.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, and even shake your head.

Dongxi didn't even rush to imitate, the top beautiful man suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha ..." Tears shed in the corner of his smile.

Dongxi's heart is not good. When she looks at the probe, she finds that there is a large cosmetic mirror on the side of the beautiful man, which just incorporates Xiao Qiao's actions into her eyes.

Xiao Qiao was still still, stupidly standing in place, looking blue and red for a while.

"Mr. Lu, I'm sorry I'm late." Suddenly, a young woman dressed as a salesman came over and apologized. "The goods have been adjusted, so please help you stand at the counter."

"It doesn't interfere with things." The handsome man called "General Manager Lu" smiled happily. "I'm very happy to stand."

Then he passed Dongxi, who was stunned by a wooden chicken, and walked to Xiao Qiao, who had red ears and red ears.

"Miss, I'm glad to meet you." He pulled out a business card, looked at Xiao Qiao half-ring, and finally stuffed it into her jacket pocket.

"My personal suggestion is that your 'second wife' needs to develop again, and 'Xiaomi' needs to be colored again, as for a hair," he laughed softly. "I think this is good, and it will probably be a mess Concussion. "

...

When the beautiful boy was gone, Dongxi pulled out her business card for a look, and couldn't help screaming:

"Oh my God, he is actually the general agent of the XX brand in Asia, Lu Zizhen! Ah, ah! The fifth diamond king!"

Xiao Qiao didn't answer, she felt a little upset.

According to the inertia mode of romance novels, she vaguely realized that the men's match had appeared and her "second spring" was coming.

Alas, why is the female lead always so attractive? Distressed ...

In the distance, Lu Zizhen suddenly had a shiver, and the goosebumps rolled up.

He looked up at the sky and suddenly heard Chun Lei bursts ...

(Eight) aristocratic life

One day, Xiao Qiao returned to her hometown with whim, Dongxi enthusiastically cooperated, and said that she would like to stop by "Farm House Fun".

On the road to the village and town, the yellow smoke scattered the dust and the tractor rushed past, leaving behind a black mist.

Suddenly, an object was caught in the wind, and the two looked up. It was a large truck with two pigs on the side of the carriage.

Dongxi saw such a scene for the first time, and couldn't help cheering innocently and cutely: "What a big pig!"

The words didn't fall, the truck slowly moved past them, and the driver glared at them.

The two looked intently, there were less than three pigs in the car, and the other places were densely packed with farmers who returned to work.

For another half an hour, Dongxi showed pain.

"I can't walk anymore, you kill me!" She began to lie.

"... We must learn to face all this with optimism." The girl Xiao Qiao encouraged her, inspired her, and spurred her.

"Look at that green hill." She pointed to the hillside not far away.

"Look at this green water." It also pointed to the ditch under the feet.

"We must learn to appreciate the scenery along the way ..." She raised her hand towards the small brick house by the road, her face intoxicated and amorous.

I saw the shocking red paint on the wall of Building A: "To bring a new birth control ** in the summer!"

Dongxi laughed.

Walking and walking, I saw another sign: "It is a crime to surrender."

Dongxi was surprised.

"Anti-Party and anti-social, it's incredible!" She jumped, "I didn't expect to have agents here!"

"Mo Pan Mo Pan."

Xiao Qiao took a turn with her hand, and saw the other side of the wall write: "The only way out for the molecules."

The two finally reached their destination.

The grandmother welcomed them very much, and there was a little bit of cowardice at the same time.

"Someone in the village came to see the land recently and said they were going to buy it for tourism development." Grandma shook her head. "Years have been willing to move for many years, but my old man has lived here for a lifetime, I really don't want to go!"

Xiao Qiao was sentimental, and Dong Xi saw that she should go check on the situation of the other party, maybe there is still room for manoeuvre.

So the two took the grandmother's beloved animal "Black Whirlwind" towards the development zone.

The so-called development zone turned out to be a pasture. According to the gatekeeper, this pasture will become the exclusive horse farm of a platinum club in the near future, known as the "noble horse farm".

"... Nobleman!" Dong Xi shouted. "The city isn't playing well enough, and it has expanded its territory to the countryside!"

Xiao Qiao was unhappy, so in order to give Ma Teng a place to live, he was driven away?

I was thinking about it, and suddenly heard Dongxi's compressed scream: "Prince of the White Horse! Prince of the White Horse is coming!"

Looking up, it really looks that there is a peerless handsome man riding a fitness white horse, and the style is excellent.

"So coincident, I met two more people."

The handsome man approached and jumped down immediately.

"Lu, Mr. Lu!" Dongxi's eyes were straight and she had a chance to meet for thousands of miles! "How did you get here?"

Lu Zizheng smiled slightly: "I am a shareholder of this racecourse. I came here for a special visit today."

"￥ ##%!"

-More gold! Handsome! White horse! Fully in line with the standards of romance novels!

Dongxi's blood began to growl.

"... By the way, are these two ladies today?" Lu Zizhen noticed the little girl next to him and nodded.

"We?" Xiao Qiao smiled slightly. "We are also here to ride horses, so aristocratic life."

After all, he bulged his chest high and brought out the "black whirlwind" behind him.

Lu Zizhen was slightly surprised, nodded, and remained silent.

Finally couldn't help it:

"Miss, forgive me-are you donkey?"

Xiao Qiao's face did not change his color and was as stable as Mount Tai: "A donkey, a horse in the hukou, why not a horse?"

Lu Zizhen was dumbfounded, then immediately laughed: "Is there even a hukou?"

Xiao Qiao sneered: "No? If Ma doesn't have an hukou, how can he get rid of those with hukou? Really a joke!"

Everyone was upset. For the first time, I saw a young girl who dared to talk to President Lu.

Lu Zizheng just smiled and didn't care.

"... Actually, I think this bridge is very much like an idol drama ..."

After returning home after the struggle, Dong Xi whispered to Xiao Qiao: "The land of the female pig's house was watched by the male owner. The male pig tried every means to obtain this land, so the female host and the male owner produced a transcendence over the revolution and surpass the world A deep friendship that transcends everything and can surpass things ... like the "Marriage of Heaven" ... Ah, or "Stairway to Heaven"? "

(9) The office thing

On a lunch break one day, several women in the office chat casually.

"What car should I buy?" Spring lamented in front of the computer. "The Beatles are not practical, and the minicooper is not so cute. I'm so upset!"

"In fact, Mercedes-Benz smart is also good." Lucy commented, "Just too personal."

"Xiao Qiao, come here." Spring beckoned to Xiao Qiao girl. "You followed so many princes in your family. Did he say which one is better?"

"No." Xiao Qiao leaned in with an apple and leaned over his head. "I don't pay attention to the car. It grows so big. My favorite is a Dongfeng diesel car. It's tall and big. Sitting in it has a good view and is condescending. , Really pulling the wind ... "

During another lunch break, several women in the office chatted casually.

"Ouch, it's so annoying. I've been so busy lately that I haven't had time to dance ballet." Lucy made a stretch, like a swan spreading its wings.

"Uh-huh, I'm envious." Xiao Qiao enjoyed holding a box of barbecued rice. "I also have a yoga card, but I can't hold it."

"Xiao Qiao, I didn't say you!" Lucy nodded her head. "How do you keep eating such high-calorie, high-fat, high GI values? It's not conducive to maintaining your figure, you need to reflect!"

"What to eat if you don't eat this?" Xiao Qiao raised his face, his expression confused.

"Like me, it's 'two non-one adherence.'" Lucy intentionally or unintentionally shakes her hands that have made crystal nails. "——Non-bubble water does not drink, non-seafood does not eat, and insists on a bowl of bird's nest every day, it will be permanent. youth."

"Awesome!" Xiao Qiao put down the lunch box and looked at her with envy, "... but my dad also told me a 'two non-one adherence'-non-cool white do not drink, non-pork meat do not eat, insist on three days a day A bowl of rice can knock down a man! "

(10) Self-denial as a pig

One morning, Xiao Qiao lay on the bed and the alarm clock went off.

Duan Yu smiled bitterly, this woman's ability to turn a deaf ear is already in full swing.

The machine doesn't work, only to bother him to go out in person.

"It's half past ten! It's time to get up!"-Intimidating.

"... Uh-huh."

Insincere response.

"Get up obediently, I brought you the hot steamed buns."-Li You.

"... Oh."

Still no sincere response.

"If you don't get up, I'll tear off the quilt!"-Coercion.

"... I'm a pig, ignore me!"

As soon as I turned over, the bed person would firmly clamp the quilt: "Let me go to sleep!"

Duan Yu frowned, thinking about it.

"Oh," The Prince Becomes a Fool "has just begun, and the finale today!"

drink! I saw Xiao Qiao's eyes stare, jumping up to the stage with a thunderbolt and rushing to the living room.

Turn on the TV, tune the channel, and move smoothly in one go, comparable to the speed of light.

"You don't say you are a pig?"

Duan Yu was behind, smiling against the door frame.

"Yeah!" Little Qiao girl dared to look at the handsome guy on TV, completely foolish, "It's just a flying girl!"

Duan Yu shook his head: "How about, would you like to accompany me to a movie this Saturday morning?" The King of Winter Melons "premieres, and there are big stars and adults coming!

"Morning? I won't go!" Don't stop talking about Xiao Qiao, "It's better to sleep at home without a handsome guy!"

Duan Yu raised an eyebrow and turned away without a word.

The next day, Duan Yu was interviewed by a financial magazine as CEO.

"Mr. Duan has so many brilliant titles at an early age. I wonder which one you like the most?"

After the interview, the female journalist who just graduated from campus asked a personal question curiously.

"Well ..." He frowned slightly, then looked up and smiled. "Can you say anything other than the establishment?"

"Of course you can." The female reporter was surprised, thinking that she might be able to dig into the material.

"——My own favorite title is a professional pig farmer."

噗 ~~~~ Female reporter's eyes are out of frame.

"——In fact, I have made great achievements in pig raising alone."

Duan Yu Qian took a bite of latte, looked up, and looked away.

"I fully realize that for some special breeds of pigs, it is necessary to adopt a roundabout policy ... ordinary feeds such as 'April Fat' are not allowed because this pig may be produced by Metersbonwe. Go the usual way ... "

The voice didn't fall, and suddenly there was music.

Duan Yu took out his mobile phone and smiled.

The female reporter was curious about the gentle expression of the old king of diamonds, and couldn't help peeping at the probe: I saw a pig's head flashing on the screen, and the caller ID was-"Queen Mother".

"... Well, there just happened to be an interview ... I will pick you up in the evening and eat Italian food ... what? I don't want to ... well, let's eat Tang fat sausage as you wish ... by the way, I will buy a meat clip for you ... no Do n’t go around, just drive for half an hour ... I ’m not hungry or hungry, I can stand it ... Do n’t worry, I will let you go home on time to watch the finale of “Chicken in the Kingdom of Heaven” ... What, I ’m so kind to you No need to be so excited ... no need to reciprocate ... what? Please invite me to a movie on Saturday morning? Ha ha ... it's not a good idea ... ''

Finally, Duan Yu closed the phone cover, and the whole person was bathed in the spring breeze.

"Is ... your mother?" The female reporter asked tentatively.

"No, it's a female pig I raised." Duan Yu drooped her eyelids, and her eyelashes were long and dense, hiding the fluctuations in her heart.

"Why are pigs called queens?" The female reporter was shocked.

"——This pig's skin is too thick, Gu is called the Queen Mother."

Duan Yu smiled slightly.

(11) People in love are waste wood

"I'm getting fat."

When Xiao Qiao went down from the electronic scale with frustration, Duan Yu was eating Chaozhou Snow Crab facing the TV.

"Is it?"

His eyes followed Yao Ming's every move, and he answered carelessly.

"——I said, I'm long, fat, and gone!"

The little Joe girl stared at him with a vicious, hateful look.

"……Ok."

Duan Yu surrendered, laying down the snow crab with both hands: "What do you want me to do? Get you a Twist Slim Card? Or send you to Ethiopia?"

"——I just want to know, why do we eat the same thing, but only I gain weight?"

Little Qiao girl made a hot **** with hands on hips.

Duan Yu was speechless, and suddenly wanted to pry open her winter gourd to find out.

"... It's true, I'm getting fat."

He rubbed his temple and sighed.

"Where?" The suspicious light of "Can find you! Comrade" flashed in the eyes of Xiao Qiao.

"Is this ..." Duan Yu thought about it, "probably a pectoral muscle?"

"——You play with me!" The little Qiao girl was furious and jumped to the sofa to hold his throat severely. "Are you still stimulating me at this time? Do you want to die?"

"Cough ..." Duan Yubian coughed, struggling, "... I'm not fat because I insist on running in the morning every morning ... Can you lazy yourself complain about me? Cough ..."

"That's what I said." The girl Xiao Qiao suddenly realized, realized the essence through the phenomenon, and put down her devil's claw.

"Listen to me and exercise regularly so that you can maintain your figure." Duan Yu panted and did not forget to teach.

"——But people hate sports!" The girl Xiao Qiao wailed, and fell down on the sofa on her back, "What should I do? I should be slaughtered if you are fattened! I do n’t want it, ohh ... "

"Then eat less." Duan Yu patted her belly, comforted, "Isn't your stomach known to be flexible? Comeon! Use your advantage to shrink the Dinghaishen needle into monkey hair!"

"Okay!" Encouraged by the little girl, she sat up suddenly and shouted, "I want to go on a diet--"

So the first day of dieting, home.

"Dad, give me more food."

"?"

"I'm in the weight loss period. I can't eat too much, I can only eat one bowl!"

Diet on the fifth day in the park.

"Shao Yi, what are you doing?"

"Uncle, I'm eating ice cream ..."

"... Little, little aunt, why do you look at me like this, with green eyes, I'm so scared ..."

"... Then, do you want a bite, that little uncle? I, I can't finish ..."

"——Well, since you are so kindly invited, I am embarrassed as an elder, so I can hardly give you a bite ... ahhhh!"

"Wow!" Shao Yi cried and ran, crying, "—the uncle became a monster! Her mouth is bigger than a hippo, wow wow!"

Diet for the twentieth day, company.

"Dongxi, do you think the floor is moving?"

"No ah."

"Really! Sky seems to be spinning, ah ..."

"Miss! Are you Meniere's syndrome?"

"... I really think it's shaking all around ... Oh, why is it suddenly dark?"

--Boom!

Opening her eyes, Little Qiao found herself in the infirmary bed.

"——My bitter colleague's girlfriend who lives in the same university, why are you so desperate to lose weight ?!" Dong Xibai gave her a look, and reached out and handed her a bowl of porridge.

"Well, I haven't touched rice for fifteen days ..." Xiao Qiao touched the back of his head, fearing that his former achievements would be abandoned.

"Stupid girl!" Dongxi forced the bowl into her hands, her eyes were sharp, "The doctor said that you would get nutritional imbalance if you continued like this!"

"... I want to insist."

Xiao Qiao took a deep breath and stared.

"In June, Duan Yu and I are going on holiday in the Maldives, so I have to become like Shu Qi **, and I can't let him be run away by a foreign hot girl!"

"... You heard them all?"

Dong Xi smiled at Xiao Qiao, but the words were not to her.

"Um." A man came to the door, tall and upright, handsome and handsome, but the shirt's neckline was slightly open, a little embarrassed.

"What are you doing so hard for?"

Duan Yu came to the bed, and gently embraced Xiao Qiao: "--let's not say your current BMI value is less than 19 at all, no need to lose weight, let alone fat or thin, regardless of beauty or ugliness, I always like you One, I don't look at other people at all. Why are you so nervous? "

Dongxi rolled her eyes.

"I, I can't accept the swimming ring on my belly ..." said Xiao Qiao, her eyes began to turn red.

"How good the swimming circle is! If you accidentally fall into the sea in the Maldives, I don't have to worry about you drowning." Duan Yu continued to talk sweetly.

Dongxi vomited while holding her spittoon.

"... But look at my arm. There is a big piece of meat. This is a butterfly sleeve ..."

"The butterfly sleeve is the butterfly sleeve. You are the little butterfly in my heart. It is normal to have a butterfly sleeve. It looks like fairy ..."

Dongxi pulled aside and jumped to Disco.

——Oh, can you imagine this is a conversation between Gu Qingqiao, the overlord of the romance industry, and Wu Duanyu, the platinum diamond king?

In the end, the episode ended with Little Joe canceling all dieting operations.

Professor Gu distressed her daughter and supplemented her daily stew trotters, so the skin of Xiao Qiao's skin became more shiny and smooth. In order to prevent the girl from continuing to struggle, Duan Yu also came up with a wonderful solution and changed the destination of this trip to Tonga.

Boom, everyone was happy, Professor Gu boasted: "How smart is my future son-in-law!"

Everyone praised, but only Dongxi girl was silent.

She looked up at the sky, staring at the plane passing by the clouds.

——People in love are waste wood.

She thought in her heart.

(12) Home has fairy milk

It was said that Xiao Qiao's grandmother entered the city immediately after learning the news that Xinan Erfa fainted.

"You have nothing to do!" As soon as she entered the house, her grandmother pointed at Professor Gu's nose and began to scold. I ca n’t eat enough food! Do you say you are beating? "

In the face of the sturdy mother-in-law, Professor Gu couldn't say anything, but he was a little sloppy and apologized.

Xiao Qiao couldn't see it, and pulled his grandmother aside, saying that the weight loss was purely unthinkable and had nothing to do with Professor Gu.

"Oh oh-" Why grandma want to take a sentence out of context, and listen to it, "It turned out that you were the victim of Duan Yu! He likes pork ribs, do you want to do pork ribs? Well, ignore him! You introduce someone who likes trotters! "

Xiao Qiao girl suddenly vomited blood and passed out.

At noon, Grandma called for dinner, and Xiao Qiao was chatting with Duan Yu on the Internet, and he just agreed.

"Fly ... day ... less ... female ... pig."

Suddenly a gray head came to the screen silently, which scared Xiao Qiao.

"... Who is the Flying Girl Pig?" Grandma turned her head, holding her reading glasses, and looked at Xiao Qiao with a serious expression. "Is it you?"

Xiao Qiao nodded embarrassed.

"What about this butcher?" Grandma pointed at the display.

Xiao Qiao bowed her head and said nothing.

"——Oh! I know, that's Duan Yu's dead uncle, isn't it ?!" Grandma's response was extremely accurate. "Oh, what's the bad name, but a butcher ?! He's deliberately trying to defeat you." Yes, you must not be together! "

Xiao Qiao, I think this is just a small ** means between couples, your old man is thinking too much. However, considering his grandmother's high blood pressure, only hee hee laughed: "Okay, let's go out to eat first and talk about it later?"

It is a pity that after this incident, the grandmother's mind firmly established a bad impression that was deeply ingrained in Comrade Duan Yu.

——Well, I lost my foothold for thousands of years, and since then Lang has been a passerby!

The next day was Saturday. Little Qiao Rarely got up early and appliqued yellow in the mirror.

"Well, are you going out?" Grandma suddenly emerged from behind.

"Oh, grandma, you scared me!" Xiao Qiao patted his chest, panting, "... I have an appointment with Dongxi today, and I want to invite her to a movie ..."

"Is it ~~~?" Grandma stared at her eyes tightly, not relaxed for a moment.

"Dang, of course." Xiao Qiao was afraid of the queen-like grandmother when he was young, and now he couldn't wait to hide in the wall.

The grandmother snorted, looked at her again, and turned away.

Within a moment, Grandma suddenly called outside the door: "Oh, your phone."

Little Qiao asked, "Who?"

The grandmother squeezed a sentence from the bottom of her nose, her eyes scorned: "I don't want to know."

Xiao Qiao was surprised, picked up the phone and listened, it turned out to be Duan Yu.

The young couple were chatting to heaven, and the grandmother suddenly said aloud, "Well, come on, look at the aliens!"

Xiao Qiao held his microphone and looked back. There were three toads on the TV.

I didn't say a few words to Duan Yu when I looked back, just listening to my grandmother yelling, "Well, look at it, how good the scenery is!"

Looking back again, the screen is vigorously introducing a township fertilizer plant.

So many times, Xiao Qiao had no choice but to put down the phone: "Grandma, you haven't seen Duan Yu yet, why do you hate him so much?"

"Need to see?" Grandma smiled coldly. "The pig's relatives hate the butcher. Do you need any reason?"

Before the little girl Qiao told Duan Yu about her grandmother's affairs, something new happened.

On this day, Xiao Qiao came home from work, and saw her grandmother smile and sit in the living room waiting for her.

"Well." Grandma was beaming, "Do you guess who Grandma met today?"

"Huang Lei?" Xiao Qiao replied casually. Grandma liked Huang Lei the most. She always boasted that she was a scholar and a scholar.

"Where!" Grandma clapped her hands. "I saw your favorite second baby when I was young!"

"Erh? Which Erh ?!" Xiao Qiao was stunned by the name. I don't remember having liked him.

"Look, you forgot!" Grandma still smiled, "At that time you were all very young, and you were still running nose! Your dad brought you over the summer vacation, his mother took him home to visit relatives, you are all city The baby from here, so mixed all day, dear! "

"Hum." Xiao Qiao laughed twice, thinking what my big name was at the time, and Ju Tu was so famous that people who had been with me might not be stingy.

Grandma said, "Well, I think you haven't seen each other for a long time, you must miss each other so much, so I invited him to the house." He turned and shouted at the kitchen Le Zizi: "Erwa-see you when you come flower!"

Oops.

Along with the words, a well-dressed man stepped out of the kitchen, smiling.

The two met each other and suddenly froze.

"Mr. Lulu Lulu ..." Little Qiao began to stutter.

Lu Zizhen raised her eyebrows and smiled, "... Big flower, I haven't seen you in a long time, you have become beautiful."

I didn't know whether it was intentional or not. At this time, the song on TV was "If Love Goes Down."

"A long time ago if we fell in love, the last time I believed it would last forever ..."

The grandmother hid aside, her face full of green laughter.

Xiao Qiao's head suddenly hurt again.

This, this, isn't this a typical lost-and-received small-word bridge section? !!

God, it doesn't matter if there is a fairy wife at home, if there is fairy milk at home, it is really horrible!

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