The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 55: The Test of Dishes

A long, long time ago, in a country far away, there was a magical master and his apprentices.

The apprentice is handsome and marvelous, and the martial arts is strong; the apprentice does nothing except eating, drinking, and having fun.

One day, the apprentice made a request, hoping to borrow the master's most treasured treasure, a sword hidden in the mountain.

This is simply whimsical, the magical master can't help laughing: "Oh! You want to take it? Why do you take it? Not even a horse, what sword do you want to take ?!"

But the little apprentice was very insistent, she begged hard and did not stop for a moment.

To get rid of her entanglement, the master took a large pea and poured it into the coal ash.

"If you can pick them all up in one hour, I will allow you to find the sword."

The master finished this sentence arrogantly and went away.

The little apprentice had no choice but to run out of the back door and came to the garden and shouted, "Old apprentice, old apprentice, come here! Don't you forget that you still owe me five or two dollars? Fly here quickly and help me pick Come out of the bowl of beans! "

There was a gale, and the handsome apprentice landed near the kitchen window.

"... I think it should be four or two dollars!" The apprentice's face was very bad.

"Anyway, you owe me money. If you can help me pick out all the peas in the ashes today, our two accounts will be written off."

"Unless you're willing to tell me, the trick to making money every time you play Mahjong." The apprentice issued additional conditions.

"Closing." The apprentice nodded, "Allow you to stand by me next time I play cards."

So the apprentice shook himself, and suddenly dozens of hands grew behind him. He reached into the coal ash and started picking up the peas one by one.

Pick and pick, keep picking, all the peas have been picked out of the ashes and put back in the jar, it's extremely fast!

"A few more hands are different!" The apprentice sat at the window and drank tea, looking envious.

"... It's not good at all." The apprentice freed his hand and flexed his head to wipe his sweat. "In rainy days, I always suffer from backaches and too many joints!"

In less than an hour, the peas had been picked up.

The apprentice tore up the IOU in person, the apprentice nodded and flew away from the window.

The master came back from the outside and looked at the peas in front of his eyes. He couldn't believe his eyes.

"... Okay, you go, look for that sword." After a long time, the master finally sighed.

So the little apprentice set off, she eliminated all the difficulties, slaughtered the dragon and cut off the monster, and finally got the legendary sword, and returned to her hometown.

This story was regarded as a story by future generations. The young apprentice became a Cinderella praised by people, and everyone called her Cinderella.

—Uh, the above, of course, are all fairy tales.

The real reality is that the little apprentice was sitting in the kitchen at this moment, worried about a large pot of beans.

"... this old monster with only three hairs!"

Gu Qingqiao woke up from Cinderella's dream and scolded the head while wiping.

In the middle of the night, Zhengxiang, who was sleeping, suddenly heard a knock on the door. It turned out that Zhang Sifeng was visiting with a group of elders.

The elders mixed ten pounds of black beans, ten pounds of white beans, ten pounds of red beans, and ten pounds of mung beans into a large pot, and asked her to sort the four beans before dawn, and there was no shortage of one. The elders said that if she could not complete the task on time, she would lose her qualification for sword hunting, and she would not be allowed to mention the five words "Aoki humanoid sword" in her life.

MissionImpossible, when Qing Qiao heard the bad news, he suddenly collapsed and screamed, "Dead old man, you play yin!"

"Ah? Which of your eyes saw me overcast?" Zhang Sifeng jumped up to her, squeezing her eyebrows and exulting herself, "I'm sunny!"

"This, this is not fair!" Qing Qiao trembled, "No one can do it at all! You are framed!"

"Oh, that's bad!" Zhang Sifeng shook his head after shaking his hands, "Since Ruan Siqiong said you are the destined sword-taker, what else can stump you? Come on, little girl!"

Then he patted his buttocks and just walked away.

In the dark night, everything is quiet and the chickens and dogs are silent.

"Ugh……"

Gu Qingqiao grabbed a handful of beans from the iron pan and watched them slipping from his fingers, and couldn't help sighing.

——The whole hour passed, but she didn't even divide a pound of beans. What is it called?

No one can shout, it is impossible to imagine, calling every day should not, the ground is not working, and a heavy sense of frustration smashed from all sides.

"Don't pick it up!" Distraught, she simply threw the beans, "I can't finish it anyway!"

After making up his mind, he turned around and slammed into the bed, making a loud noise.

——This is an organized and premeditated framing activity! Zhang Sifeng and his party did not have good intentions, and wanted to embarrass me!

--Humph! Old monster, you just wait! One day I will find the sword and see that I will not kill you!

Fooling her eyes together, imagining the **** enemies of the future, her ears seemed to sound the sad beginning of Beethoven's Symphony of Fate:

"Hmm! Hmm!"

A breeze blew past, and the door suddenly opened automatically.

"... I thought you would hide in the corner and cry, but I didn't expect to sleep in bed."

Someone stood at the door in a windy pose.

--what! Fairy yeast comes too! Oh yeah! Hapy!

Qing Qiao overjoyed, a carp stepped out of bed and couldn't even care to wear shoes, and ran barefoot towards the people.

"Give me strength! Fairness Fairy!" She rushed forward and grabbed each other's placket, her eyes were fierce. "I knew that your martial arts are invincible, and quickly turned out 80 hands to help me smooth this pot of silly beans! "

"Eighty?" Ruan Siqiong stared at her with a smile, her eyes narrowed. "Where are eighty? I only have these two."

His hands were empty.

"Then would you sift the Bean Gong? Pick the Bean Gong? Choose the Bean Gong?"

Qing Qiao jumped anxiously, this Sifeng was so perverted that he could not have tortured him!

"I've only heard teasing merit." Ruan Siqiong smiled, and gently thought about her mind. "How, do you want to try?"

"... wow, it really is going to kill me!" The last glimmer of hope was shattered, Qing Qiao pursed his lips, and burst into tears.

"Stop!" Ruan Siqiong made a "stop" gesture. "I didn't say there was nothing I could do."

"Really?" Qing Qiao heard his face full of light suddenly, his eyes contained earnest expectations, "I knew you had a way! What should I do?"

"... Shan people have their own tricks." Ruan Siqiong smiled mysteriously, wonderfully unpredictable.

"Hello! What do you mean by this coup ?!"

Seeing Ruan Siqiong dug a big pit, and then poured the beans into his head, Gu Qingqiao finally couldn't help jumping.

"Well, the corpse is ruined." Ruan Siqiong was busy filling the pit without raising his head.

"Ou Xun!" Qing Qiao rushed to hit his arm and shook hysterically. "Are you afraid that I will not die badly tomorrow? Still give me a count of" wasting food "?"

"Stop! Stop! Stop!" Ruan Siqiong was dizzy and dizzy, so he had to reach out and hold her. "Don't be excited when things happen, be calm, calm ..."

"The raw materials are buried by you, how can I be calm ?!"

Qing Qiao's eyebrows frowned, and tears rolled down-do you think I'm calm VV everywhere? !!

"Buried and buried, just find a good substitute." Sprinkle the last shovel on the soil, Ruan Siqiang looked up, "Can you really sift beans for a night?"

Between light and flint, Qing Qiao suddenly fully understood.

"You, you, you carried 40 pounds of beans up?" She was excited, and her mouth began to uncontrollably.

Ruan laughed without answering.

"Where is Doudou Douzi now?" Gorgeous fireworks exploded before her, and she was shocked by the sudden happiness.

"Not right behind you?" Ruan Siqiong nodded at her.

Qing Qiao looked back, and there were four bulging beige pockets beside the threshold of her room!

"——Big God!" Qing Qiao plopped to his knees, "the salvation benefactor is on top, please worship the little girl!"

"No need to exaggerate like this." Ruan Siqiong grinned, patted the dirt on the placket, and Yan Yuese, "In the afternoon, I heard the master instructed people to go to the market to buy beans, so I added my heart, and let the disciple buy an extra copy. I didn't expect it to come in handy today. "

"... Woohoo, thank you, my great god!" Qing Qiao hugged his thigh and moved to tears.

"Practice your martial arts well and get the sword. Don't live up to my expectations." Ruan Siqiong patted her shoulder.

Ink sky, bright starry sky.

On the fragrant grass in the small courtyard, two people lay quietly.

"Oh!" The sigh sighed. "We are so sinful! It's too wasteful to press a whole forty pounds of beans underneath!"

"What is this, they will one day completely rot, become fertilizer, and feed new beans."

"But what if a small part of it does not rot and the deeds are revealed?"

"So, if unfortunately bean sprouts grow out of the soil, let's all pull out and eat!"

"Right, fair, I suddenly remembered a problem."

"Say."

"The master in charge will definitely ask me how to complete the task tomorrow morning, how do you say I should explain?"

"This is very simple, you tell him directly, it is the power of love, the miracle of love!"

"what?!"

"In plain terms, it is that you use a sincere heart and a fiery emotion to move God, so the emperor emperor sent four red, green, and black and white peas to the earth, command the peas to stand, and line up in order to jump in and prepare That's what happened in his sack. "

"... wait! Do you think the master will believe it?"

"No. But he certainly wouldn't believe that you sifted the beans yourself, so it's no good to say anything, it might be better to say a little bit."

"Well, look at it fair, what is that? There are grasses that can shine!"

"Oh, it's unique to Xiling.

"Yeah, there are so many flowers here, so beautiful! What is it?"

"That's Xia Weihua, only once every three years."

"Ah, it's so rare. I don't think Xilingshan is fun at night ... fair, can you help me catch some fireflies?"

"……it is good."

"Hey! I want fireflies, why did you catch a moth!"

"Don't touch the wings! This powder is poisonous!"

"Ah ~~~ It's swollen! What should I do? Am I going to die? Whoops, I didn't expect the ambition to die first without reward, uncle, you have to avenge me!"

"Don't cry, let me blow it for you ..."

On such nights, noisy girls, gentle smiling men, outline the eternal beauty that belongs to late summer.

When Gu Qingqiao was in the presence of the elders and dragged the beans to the lobby, Zhang Sifeng was silent.

Thinking for a moment, he looked up, facing Shang Qingqiao's exquisitely beautiful eyes. At that moment, he suddenly had a sense of penetration throughout his body that was struck by lightning.

——Too thunderbolt, too explosive, too creepy!

"... I didn't expect you to play yin too."

He spit out a word from his mouth with a cold face, with the potential to grit his teeth.

"No, no, it's because of love, it's because of open love!" Qing Qiao frankly said, "Love is the classic source of power for all miracles!"

"Huh! Don't tell me, it was you who moved God with love, so God sent the gods to heaven ..."

Zhang Sifeng glanced at Ruan Siqiong on the right side of the hall, and Yin Yin's words seemed to come from hell.

Ruan Siqiong turned his face away and coughed.

"Actually, things are like this." Qing Qiao's eyes turned to his heart. "I was picking beans at the same time, and suddenly I felt severe pain in my shoulder. After a while of flying sand and stones, a few hundred more suddenly appeared on my shoulder. I started picking beans quickly, picking, picking, picking, picking, and picking up quickly. I think this should be my prayer that God heard, after all, how devoutly I call him every day! Hey, really Good people have good rewards, I'm so lucky! "

Zanzhan finished talking proudly, and started humming again:

This is the call of the heart

This is the dedication of love

This is the spring breeze on earth

Flowers of happiness bloom everywhere

what

As long as everyone gives a little love

The world will become a beautiful world

what

what

what

She sang affectionately, mobilized every nerve in her face, her expression was extremely exaggerated.

"... You! You! You!" Zhang Sifeng was speechless and completely in a state of convulsions. "You can change hundreds of hands for me now! I want to see for myself what's' heart call'!"

"No!" Qing Qiao didn't even want to, and refused. "The point is that I really don't love you."

"——Digging will choke you !!!" Zhang Sifeng jumped from the teacher's chair, and his face turned red like a stuffed prawn.

"The head is in anger, the head is in anger!" The elders rushed up and hurriedly shuffled.

"Don't stop anyone from digging, digging to choke her! Choke this unknowing girl!"

Zhang Sifeng was pulled tightly by the back of his shirt, and he had to jump **** the chair.

"The sky is ten thousand miles high, and the depth of the earth is ten thousand feet high. If you do n’t believe it, you can measure it!"

Qing Qiao cleverly hid behind Ruan Siqiang, and grimaced at him again.

"You're looking for a pump! See if you can't pump you to death!" Zhang Sifeng was completely angry, and reached out his hand, swinging a long whip on the beam.

I saw the long whip flashing towards Qing Qiao as if someone were remotely controlling, and it was about to hit her face.

"master!"

At this critical juncture, with a soft call, someone reached out and stopped the whip.

"... Master, why are you fighting with Little Girl?"

Unhurriedly withdrew his hand, Ruan Siqiong appeared an extremely calm smile.

"It looks like a sky ..." Zhang Sifeng first stunned, and then the whole person fell down like a rooster defeated.

"... Since Gan Xiaoqiao has completed the task according to the agreement, the master should tell the Tibetan sword land, why bother to investigate the details too?" Ruan Siqiong's sleeve moved slightly, and the long whip flew back to the beam.

"The master looks so angry at the Xiaoling school."

Blame was evident in his tone.

"Digging is unwilling ..." Zhang Sifeng glanced at him, and began to count his fingers, "When you come back, you help her so blatantly, and you feel sad for the teacher. As the saying goes, the apprentice who let go, spill it Water, sure enough ... "

Keke, the elders started to cough hard.

"The adoptive can't guard against old age ... with my daughter-in-law forgetting my dad ..."

Titicaca, the elders coughed up their lungs.

"Master!" Ruan Siqiong couldn't help crying and laughing, so he had to interrupt the young woman who complained.

"——Anyway, you guys love to mess around, and you just don't want to tell her!"

Zhang Sifeng cross-legged and sat on the teacher's chair, pursing his nose and mouth toward the sky.

"……master!"

Ruan Siqiong's face suddenly dignified: "You forgot to promise me? Do you want to repent?"

Zhang Sifeng was shocked, and turned his head sharply.

The world is still, the air is stagnant, and the eyes are opposite.

The master in charge looked at Ruan Siqiong like this, and there were countless waves of light in his eyes, as if he was still resentful, as if there were thousands of words but he couldn't say them.

——Oh my mother, mine is dead!

Qing Qiao was thundered by the author's description, and he couldn't help fighting a shiver, and quickly rubbed his goosebumps.

"……Ok."

After a long time, Zhang Sifeng finally compromised and turned around, his voice was low and hoarse, as if ten years old in an instant.

"... Aoki humanoid sword is provided in the Jiuqing Secret Cave of the Valley of Spirit Medicine, and tomorrow I will take you into the hole ... If Gan Xiaoqiao can pull out the sword within a certain time, I promise to borrow her. "

He closed his eyes and sighed slowly.

"Thank you Master Master!" Qing Qiao overjoyed, and fell down on the ground with five bodies.

"Thank you ?! You may not be able to pull it out yet!" Zhang Sifeng opened her eyelids and looked down at her with her nostrils.

"Thank you, Uncle Ruan!" Qing Qiao ignored him, changed his direction, and thanked Ruan Ruanqiong deeply.

Ruan looked at her with a smile and didn't say much.

The chicken cries the sky, and a red sun rises outside the hall, which seems to indicate that Xiao Qiao's destiny finally has a new starting point.

Qing Qiao looked at the sun and Ruan Siqiang, and wanted to tell his joy in his eyes with his eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Suddenly Zhang Sifeng appeared in front of him, coughing and blocking her sight.

"Don't ... happy ... too early, you ... not yet ... must ... be ... the master of the sword."

He grew his mouth, kept changing his mouth, and tried to send a horrible message to Qing Qiao.

His nostrils are very cooperative. With the discourse, he shrank into an "o" shape, and then pulled into a "0" shape, and occasionally showed an "D" shape. Especially when it comes to the word "master", the excited nose hairs are exposed, and a completely standard "Q" type appears! !!

——Master, are you Er Kang's possession?

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