The Crazy Adventures of Wu Gate

Chapter 66—The Poisonous Meal

In the early autumn morning at Tianshui Pavilion, it was refreshing and sweet.

Through the heavy pavilions, I saw a young girl with a smile on her face, sitting on the side and dressing for water.

In the mist, the slim and delicate hand sometimes slipped over the green silk, and sometimes moved the lake surface, which was full of style and quietly moved the atrium of an adult toad in the water.

——For it who hasn't seen the opposite **** all the year round, this situation is like a fairy appearance in the martial arts novels, shocking the silly boy who lives in the mountains for a long time.

"Good sister, why did you get up so early?"

The sound of laughter, not far away, quickly broke the toad's illusion.

With the sound of footsteps, all the creatures in Tianshui Pavilion recognized that the evil beautiful man Lu Zizheng who "eats people without vomiting bones and eats frogs does not vomit skin", came to the stage holding his orchid mask.

"I had a nightmare last night and didn't sleep well." The girl sighed and threw a small stone into the lake.

——Oh!

Toad accidentally received the stone that the girl had thrown away, and she fainted on the spot, turning up her white belly in the lake.

"Yeah! Did you smash me to death?" The young girl was startled, wondering to herself, "But I didn't do much ..."

"I think most of them are too brave to smash their belly."

Taking a glance at the "corpse" in the lake, Lu Zizhen raised his eyebrows slightly and said something.

Feeling the fierce murderous attack on his face, a genuine frog jumped, and the toad rolled up.

——No, it was broken by this evil man!

-Beauty, I can't beat him! Let's just stay there, there will be a period later!

Yiyi reluctantly glanced at the girl, and Toad's heart was full of tenderness belonging to parting.

"It's weird. When you look at it, it immediately lives ..." The girl was puzzled and turned to look at Lu Zizhen. "Is that you capable of healing animals?"

Lu Zizhen laughed without answering, raising his eyebrows and silent.

——Beauty, how can he heal us? He just bullies us, scares us, cooks us!

——You must not be deceived by his appearance! That's how his mother's toad was abducted!

Toad was angry, jumping three feet high, jumping back, not forgetting to make a loud noise in his mouth.

"... so happy."

The girl looked at its back and made a comment.

"I haven't seen such a tall toad bounced in a long time. It must be happy to see you."

Our precocious toad jun, having a mouth to argue, had to silently jump away with tears of sadness.

-Peasant woman, mountain spring, a bit unjust, this is a toad's melancholic love in autumn.

"... It's rare that you look yellow with mirror decals, is it because the red star is moving?"

Lu Zizheng pulled his eyes back and landed quietly on Qing Qiao's lap.

"Don't you say to Bat that I am stupid and ugly?" Qing Qiao gave him a glance, "I want to correct my name!"

"... This is not my sister-in-law to give you." Slowly leaned down, he bent down and picked up a dazzling golden color on her knees, "what about the one I gave you?"

"Since it's poisonous, how can you put it casually?" Qing Qiao was busy combing the tangled strands, and he couldn't help raising his head. "I'll keep it for accidents!"

Lu Zizhen frowned.

"Who sent this tattered thing?"

Facing the bright sunlight, he put his mule in his hands, squinting and squinting.

"Actually there are engraved birds and phoenixes. Want to be a rich man?"

"Cut, what's the use of the bird's phoenix? It's heavy and big. I brought this, which is essentially a golden fork lady, and it's exhausting me."

Qing Qiao didn't feel mad at him, and stretched out his hand to take the mule away.

Lu Zizhen leaned a little on his side, easily avoiding.

"Is it Duan Yu?" He turned to look at her, his voice cold and his eyes sharp.

"How is that possible?" Qing Qiao was somewhat inexplicable. "This is a gift from Yifei in the palace. A few days ago, she said that I took good care of the prince, so I asked someone to give me such a gift."

"Yi Fei?" Lu Zizhen's expression slowed, and Qi Lip smiled. "Yi Fei, the head of the four concubines?"

Qing Qiao kept nodding.

"Since it was sent by that woman, Dai Dai did no harm."

Throwing the mule back at will, Lu Zizhen became completely indifferent: "Although most of this is left over by her."

"Listening to you, seems to be familiar with her?" Qing Qiao took the sister-in-law and couldn't help but curiously inquired. "Since I entered the palace, she has never been without her! What kind of person is she?"

——What a powerful role she can defeat the three concubines with all kinds of customs and sit in the queen of romance!

"Um ..." Lu Zizhen tilted her head away from her mouth, seeming to be a bit anxious. "A woman who has everything in her head and always puts 'beautiful and beautiful, without a soul' on her mouth-I'm so impressed . "

"……I knew it."

Qing Qiao rolled his eyes with anger. I forgive this author for not daring to take Yi Shukai, how strong the fan base is, drooling her with every spit—of course, the fans of adults also disdain to spit the stars.

"Since you are so radiant today, I might as well make it difficult for me to show you personally to visit Tianshui Pavilion."

Lu Zizhen looked at the girl bursting out of the river, and suddenly came this sentence.

"What to visit? Water prison? Prison? Human head showroom or brain storage?"

Qing Qiao put down her comb, sighed, and wailed.

"Please! Brother, please forgive me! Last night in my dream, the human head flew with the flowers, the blood danced with the fireflies, Niutou Ma Nian sat on my pillow and poured the hard water for 3 hours, do you want me to sleep? A good night ?! "

"Oh? I didn't expect you to be so scared."

Lu Zizheng took a lot of time to practice his hands and smiled.

"Yeah! Fear!" Qing Qiao raised his hands to surrender. "Very scared! Completely scared, all kinds of fear!"

"——Since Tianshui Pavilion is hailed as the last wonderland in the Central Plains, there will not be only human heads and flowers."

Put on the amazing orchid mask again, Lu Zizhen reached out and pulled her up.

"There are many rare birds and animals that are not visible elsewhere. Don't you have any interest?"

Tianshui Pavilion, rare.

"... Oh my God! I haven't seen it for so many years. I've seen a **** like a fist!"

Gu Qingqiao stood in front of the golden cage, dumbfounded, and couldn't close his mouth completely. "——It's disgusting!"

Snapped! Lu Zizhen bounced **** her head.

"This lady who hasn't seen the world before, do you know the giant golden urn you are facing now, is it worth it?"

"... I don't know." Qing Qiao secretly ache, raised his hand and rubbed his head, muttering, "Isn't it just a **** shell? Isn't it different in a cage?"

"You're right." Lu Zizhen nodded approvingly, "However, this is indeed an extraordinary **** man."

Taking out a delicate bag from his arms, he grabbed a little yellow powder and scattered it into the cage.

"This noble **** man, it only eats golden sand."

Perceived that the food was in the cage, the giant shitshell crawled slowly and began to eat the powder slowly.

"It lived for a full ten years, and the gold it ate accumulated," Lu Zizheng said, taking a meaningful look at Qiao, "I'm afraid that it's more than the puppets led by your Shangshu father."

"... Excuse me!" Pressing and rolling in his heart, Qing Qiao took a deep breath, "Mr. Jin Shihu Lang, does it pull out shit?"

"I think so." Lu Zizhen smiled indifferently, "but everyone outside said that it pulled out gold."

"Do you know how much someone used to pay for it?" Squinting his eyes, the smile on his face became more evil, and brighter and more peach-like, "——two thousand silver, plus a city. Oh, who is it? Low-minded beings that look down upon, once they are found to be able to produce gold, become the object of competition for everyone, don't you think it's funny? "

As if confirming the words of the owner, and as if deliberately showing off, the giant puppet opened the thin flanks on the carapace.

——The whole house was instantly shining, and it was brilliant.

"... Okay, so upscale."

Qing Qiao wiped the cold sweat on his forehead—this **** shell man is unusual and unusual!

"Eat the golden sand and pull the golden granules, what a luxurious life!

"Really? Unfortunately, I don't think it's happy." Lu Zizhen patted the cage. "I've been kept in this golden cage all my life. I don't have a companion, I don't have a partner, and I can't have offspring. I'll probably be lonely until Die! "

Qing Qiao's heart softened, and he was thinking of hurting the spring and the sad, but he was pulled out of the door and brought to a new place.

Tianshui Pavilion, Royal Wind Forest.

"Everyday!"

Qing Qiao stood in the observation pavilion, looking at the noble and beautiful creatures in the forest, jumping up and down excitedly.

"Huh? Do you know this animal?" Lu Zizhen opened his eyes and looked at her lazily.

"Why don't you know ?! This is the only animal in the legend!" Rarely seeing the creatures in the fairy tales, Qing Qiao only felt that the whole body's blood poured onto his face. It ’s an incarnation of God! My dream pet! "

"Is there such an exaggeration?" Lu Zizhen snorted from his teeth, and wanted to say something, but stopped talking.

"Zheng! Can I ride it? Can it take me to heaven?"

Turning to grab each other's collar, Qing Qiao's eyes flashed a crayon Shin-Chan's nirvana-a star-shaped light wave that no one can resist.

"Are you sure you want to ride?" Lu Zizhen drew his long eyelashes, and there was a narrow smile on his face.

"... well, but you want to ride with me."

Despite his doubts, Qing Qiao was reluctant to retreat anyway and had to pull one back.

"Okay, if you can ride it."

Lu Zizhen tossed this sentence away and went to the forest.

Pegasus saw people coming from a distance, bowing their necks docilely, as if to pay tribute.

"Yaksha ghost, it's been a long time."

Lu Zizhen patted the head of one of the horses.

"It's beautiful." Watching Tian Ma and Lu Zizhen's intimacy, Qing Qiao was jealous and envious, and couldn't help protesting, "Why did you name it so terrible?"

"Is it scary? I just think it suits it well." Lu Zizhen stopped and gave the horse a hard blow.

With a long howl, "Yaksha Ghost" lifted up his two front hooves, opened his wings and shouted at the fan.

Hu ~~ Hu ~~~ The wind in the forest made a sudden storm, and the sand was dark and dark.

"Ah! You scared it!" Qing Qiao hurriedly grabbed Lu Zizhen's hand, "What are you doing to hit others!"

"... It seems that you are not clear enough." Lu Zizhen turned his face to the side, smiling strangely.

Raising his hand and whispering, he closed his eyes and murmured, and the sand quickly subsided.

Suddenly a clever little deer emerged from the bushes not far away, looking down and looking westward, as if attracted by something.

"Oh, it's Bambi! My favorite Bambi!" Qing Qiao's mouth burst into laughter-who said the author was a stepmother? Her favorite fairy tale animals are all here now!

"... Um? Do you like it? Look better."

Raising her lips, the shadow of Liuyun slipped silently over Lu Zizhen's eyes.

"What touching scene will your favorite animals meet?"

Qing Qiao is unknown, look at Lu Zizheng, then look at her favorite Tianma.

-Then she heard the sound of her chin falling to the ground.

"Yaksha Ghost" was very excited when he saw the little deer, and his mouth grew very excited.

A huge, shimmering mouth full of fangs and teeth.

I saw his nose spitting out, his forefoot flexing uneasily on the ground, and saliva dripping down the gap between the teeth, exuding a turbid smell.

Ready to get ready.

"Wait! Wait a minute!"

Feeling that something bad might happen, Qing Qiao reached out and tried to hold it.

"--Don't be overwhelmed."

Lu Zizhen stood in front of her calmly and removed her hand.

Speaking time later, "Yaksha Ghost" was wild and unbearable. He flew forward like an arrow off the string and bite the little deer's neck.

Suddenly, blood splashed red.

After several unnecessary struggles, Xiaohualu opened her eyes wide and lost her life.

"——Now you know, why should I call it Yasha Ghost?"

Even after witnessing this cruel scene, Lu Zizhen remained expressionless.

"Fast, accurate, ruthless, bite deadly, show no mercy, even the most ferocious beasts have never been timid, this is their true face. What incarnation of God you say is just a wishful wish That's it. "

"... lie, lie." Qing Qiao's brain stopped completely, and he couldn't believe it for a long time. "Isn't Tianma, Tianma vegetarian?"

"Yeah, vegetarian." Lu Zizhen turned back and smiled mysteriously at her.

"They are vegetarian, killing is nothing more than a hobby."

While talking, "Yaksha Ghost" has turned his head and walked towards them. The corners of his mouth still have steaming blood, but his eyes have returned to clear and clear, as if the most pure and innocent child.

The sika deer's body just stopped under the bush, except for a little blood and fur, it had no organs.

The Pegasus didn't even look at it, swinging their tails straight away.

—— For the noble and beautiful them, everything seems to be just a game.

Qing Qiao stared blankly at Xiao Bambi's body, and before he knew it, a hot and humid liquid rolled out of his eyes.

"... I once said that the most beautiful things often need to be raised in the bloodiest way."

Standing on the side, Lu Zizhen held out her hand, catching the tears falling on her face.

"Do you know how I grew up?"

Qing Qiao shook his head with tears.

"You know me! Actually, people can also be me."

Holding the glittering drops of water to his lips, he took a breath and the tears passed away.

"Keep everyone in one place, and let them use each other's life to learn to kill each other. In the end, only one person can go out alive-this is the person.

His voice was very soft and clear, as if coming from a dream, out of reach.

"Do you know how the Hidden Wizard's heir was chosen?"

He lifted her chin and looked deep into those blurry tears.

"——A total of 351 children in that year, only I walked out of that person's puppet and walked out of the world of purgatory."

Qing Qiao closed his eyes.

"... When killing becomes a habit, even vegetarianism cannot change the nature of Tianma."

With a sneer, Lu Zizhen retracted his hand: "There are many things, but they look beautiful."

"Have you ... killed another 350 people?" Half a moment later, Qing Qiao gathered his courage, and trembled.

"Everything in Ten was killed by someone else." Lu Zizhen snorted angrily. "I was only five years old at that time and I didn't have such a great ability."

"Five years old ?!" Qing Qiao opened his eyes at once, "Who brought you into the trance? Heaven and earth conscience!"

"It was the one who brought me up in one hand, worshipped all over the world, and no one praised the former hidden wizard who was praised by everyone."

With his lips raised, Lu Zizheng's smile was vague and the meaning was unknown.

Surprised and sighed, Qing Qiao wanted to say something, but felt unable to speak.

"I know you are afraid of me."

Lu Zizhen turned his head to look at her, his eyes were radiant and bright.

"It's just that I can't change, and I can't change-I never change for anyone, not even you."

On his face that pours all sentient beings, he clearly writes "I am not a good person" in four magnificent characters.

Hateful people must have their own pity.

The poor man has his own poor truth.

"... you have your rules, what can I say? I don't have that qualification."

After a long silence, Qing Qiao finally spoke awkwardly.

"Even if I don't agree, you don't need to change to cater to me. I try to understand, although ..."

"No, you can never understand me." Lu Zizhen interrupted her ruthlessly, "like toad can never fly."

Opening his right hand, a white-bellied toad appeared in his palm.

——It was the silly boy who peeked at Joe's dress by the river in the morning.

But now it looks different, because it has two colorful wings on its back, hula la **** and is very beautiful.

"Ah, what a wonderful toad!" Qing Qiao couldn't help touching his wings, "Where did you get the wings?"

"Where did you get it? It doesn't matter." Lu Zizhen smiled at her. "The point is that even if I give it wings, it can't fly."

The words did not fall, he turned his hands, and the fat toad quickly dropped to the ground.

No matter how flapping his wings, Toad couldn't compete with the gravitation of the great earth. Eventually, it fell to the ground and stunned.

"Who said that he would fly with wings?" Lu Zizhen looked at the toad spitting foam, "different groups are not the same, there is no need to pull them together. Although you say you want to understand me, but It's all about coping. "

--you guys? Qing Qiao froze for a moment. Could anyone else have said this to him?

"... Although I don't know who those people are, please don't confuse me with others."

She took out her handkerchief, wrapped the toad carefully, and put it in the soft grass next to it.

"Maybe I really can't understand you, but at least I will not hurt you, I will not abandon you, and I will do my best to be considerate of you."

Standing up, she calmly looked at Lu Zizhen.

"Why do others have to understand themselves? I never came to this strange place when I came to this strange place. Because I know that I am not the center of the world."

She reached out to Lu Zizhen, and surrounded the loneliness.

"——Life is alive, confidants are hard to find. Many people can't find it for a lifetime. You haven't waited for more than 20 years. Why be so persistent?"

Lu Zizheng opened his mouth, and wanted to say something, but said nothing.

He should have avoided this warm hug, but in the end it didn't.

The world was lonely, the cold wind was rising, and only this pair of embracing young men and women remained in the forest.

No creature dares to disturb them, even the toad who has just awakened.

His acquaintance covered his mouth with a handkerchief and limped away.

However, this is bitter, the younger Batman hiding under the tree and peeking, neither is he speaking, nor is he not speaking.

-In the end, do you want to tell the host that His Royal Highness Prince is poisoned and ill and is about to die?

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